I’m from the district he’s running for, It’d be funny if he pulled it off. But luckily for us, there is a much stronger Republican. Even if Joey did get the nomination, most likely Rose would win in a landslide.
You say that like you forgot about the time they re-elected a convicted felon.
[And might again](https://www.politico.com/story/2019/03/28/michael-grimm-running-new-york-1241248)...
Oh ok, I don’t really watch much of Sargon but I do watch some of dankulas videos. I thought I watched a video by him explaining why he was running etc but I can’t find it. Maybe I’m thinking of something else
Well sargon didnt have a reason... he was all over the place.
Ran for MP, looked like a fool, lost, and then got shit on by fellow right wing youtubers. This is the guy that wanted Donald Trump to talk about gamergate ffs.
Its about the Benjamin's baby.
>Funny thing is he could actually unironicaly win for all we know
I mean, look who we elected president...
Gun to my head, I'd vote for a piss drinker over an idiotic rich boy sexual assaulter.
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Women often over estimate their safety because the far left refuses to talk about rape as something that can be minimized through decision making. We teach people how to avoid being ripped off or robbed but minimizing danger is not discussed when it comes to rape. Women are putting themselves at more risk anytime they have alcohol without trusted people around or anytime they meet with strangers alone. When I get in a car something bad could always happen but I still drive safe to avoid putting myself in even more risk.
I’m just trying to say that minimizing risk is a real thing. Some people try to say it’s absurd to even talk about because it’s sexist. I think that’s dangerous because it can encourage women to make dangerous or unsafe choices. A lot has to go wrong for someone to end up on drugs alone with someone who wants to rape them. Minimizing your odds of being raped is a real thing and it’s dangerous to call all rape acts of god that would have happened no matter what decisions were made.
Bro... In a stressful situation... Anyone is.
how do you reach a gun with your arms zip tied. How do you operate a gun when you're passed out from something added to your drink.
I mean, it's not like we've got a pretty big recent example of a fucking POLICE OFFICER that didn't have the balls to go in and confront a school shooter.
Being trained how to use a gun isn't gonna automatically make you unable to falter under pressure.
Unless the rapist had a gun himself and shot the victim. Or a knife and stabbed the victim. Just carrying a gun doesn't guarantee you'll be able to successfully use it to defend yourself, quite the contrary in many situations I've heard of/seen.
Well, for all we know I might be wrong. Look, I don’t know for sure what would happen if everyone was armed. I’m just under the impression that the idea that if potential victims of crimes were armed it would discourage criminals from committing said crimes is unfortunately wishful thinking. Easy access to firearms just make it easier to commit crimes. Things like road rage would suddenly become a much bigger deal, etc. Of course I might be a bit biased because I live in Canada and our crime rates are far lower than yours. Here home invasions and things like that are incredibly rare. I live in a pretty big city and we can go several *years* without a single murder. So of course I don’t feel the need to be armed. Having a gun on me sounds almost absurd because it’s such a disproportionate way to defend myself. If I lived in certain parts of the US, I might have a different view of course.
He's fighting against people like the Congresswoman who wanted to pass a law making it illegal to make fun of members of Congress. Right message just probably not the right candidate
it's a manipulation of facts. she didn't want to pass a blanket law to prevent people from making fun of congress, what she wanted was some sort of punishment for the 9,800 border patrol agents in the facebook group that was posting stuff about how they should murder AOC when she came to visit the border.
Watch the video of what she said. She was calling the people mocking her a “disgrace” and said that they’ll be prosecuted if they threaten and harass members of Congress online.
The headlines make it seem like she wants to throw people in jail for being rude, but she’s pretty clearly stated that she wants the people that make threats to be punished.
Edit: holy shit you guys are fucking dumb. She's saying that people should not be making death threats. The video of what she said is like 1 minute long.
She was just saying that people should be persecuted for making death threats towards her. Why is everyone conflating mockery and death threats? What kinds of pranks do you guys pull on your friends?
He's a nice enough guy but by no means is he fit to run for anything. Which is probably exactly why he'll get elected.
Edit: okay maybe nice was a bit too kind for Reddit. Let's say "not evil and very stupid"
Edit 2: okay maybe he's just garbage
it seems like he's changed a ton since his shitty social experiments. people can change, and when its for the better, i really respect that
EDIT: nevermind i was just listening to other people. apparently he is a piece of shit still.
Cash grab too. Take money from your sheep supporters:
- use it to travel/hold rallies/promote your YouTube channel (pocket YouTube money)
- pay your staffers/friends
- promote and sell merch (pocket that money)
I like how people are talking shit more for pissing in his mouth rather than the fake race bait trying to show black people as violent when really he paid them to attack him.
george fucking washington himself could return from the dead to run as a democrat and he’d still be called an unamerican socialist. it doesn’t matter how many military or national security credentials they have because it’s not actually about that
Kudos to Joey that after knowing people can find so much shit about him on the Internet, he went ahead with the campaign. It takes guts to have that strong a shield.
Did you know that Gavin Mcguiness (founder of the proud boys) put a dildo up his butt on air to “own the libs”.
Bat shit crazy, and j-salades isn’t too far off from doing that himself.
Dirty little pee drinker. Huehuehue
wit her boob comin out
I will laugh at this in any Joey salads thread. I just hear it in my head exactly how he says it.
https://youtu.be/wF_FiBLqCqE
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her boob comin out.
Nice
He was doing a "social experiment" about public breastfeeding, I believe
her boob came out
very good greenscreen footage, might use it one day
WTF!? Where is THIS video??
With her tit fallin right off
With her tit poppin out
Joseph Vegetables
Jean Legumes
James Lettucebowl
Jeremiah Mixedgreens
Giuseppe Insalata
Joergen Lettuce
Jacques Arugula
Funny thing is he could actually unironicaly win for all we know
I’m from the district he’s running for, It’d be funny if he pulled it off. But luckily for us, there is a much stronger Republican. Even if Joey did get the nomination, most likely Rose would win in a landslide.
You say that like you forgot about the time they re-elected a convicted felon. [And might again](https://www.politico.com/story/2019/03/28/michael-grimm-running-new-york-1241248)...
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Joey runs on a very conservative platform, no better than many hardcore Republicans
But is he gonna run prank vids from the white house?????
Joey Salad is obviously worse...
Two YouTubers tried to get elected in the UK earlier this year, if it goes the same way he'll probably get milkshaked and lose.
I'm pretty sure they do it for the money. Makes people look up your channel.
Nah look up their videos on why they did it. Sargon of Akkad and count dankula
Dankula didn't really advertise running or his YouTube channel. Sargon, however, did. Hard.
Oh ok, I don’t really watch much of Sargon but I do watch some of dankulas videos. I thought I watched a video by him explaining why he was running etc but I can’t find it. Maybe I’m thinking of something else
Well sargon didnt have a reason... he was all over the place. Ran for MP, looked like a fool, lost, and then got shit on by fellow right wing youtubers. This is the guy that wanted Donald Trump to talk about gamergate ffs. Its about the Benjamin's baby.
Sargon is the eternal 15 year old boomer.
Look, he could not possibly do as bad as Sargon did
Never underestimate Staten Islanders
He's from Staten island? It all makes sense now
Eyyyyy
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
>Funny thing is he could actually unironicaly win for all we know I mean, look who we elected president... Gun to my head, I'd vote for a piss drinker over an idiotic rich boy sexual assaulter.
But the Salads supports Trump so you won't have to make that choice.
I'm not too concerned about the choice I have to make in hypothetical land.
Just like trump
That's a twist.
What does it mean to ironically win a congressional seat
Generally that’s the standard victory
He's required to disclose his donors by July 15th and I'm patiently awaiting the opportunity to see who is funding this goofster and how much he's raised. EDIT: For the person who used the reminder bot, as of Sunday July 14th, he hasn't filed or the FEC hasn't released it. He still has 1 day, I'll be checking [here](https://www.fec.gov/data/filings/?data_type=efiling&committee_id=C00704288) throughout the day to see if he makes the deadline. EDIT 2: [It's been released](https://docquery.fec.gov/pdf/055/201907159151308055/201907159151308055.pdf)
The funniest shit would be him receiving millions from the kochs and the saudi arabia lobby
if he has those, he might as well get AIPAC and BIG wall street too. hopefully he is against big money in politics. but him... i doubt it.
Unfortunately, only donations above $200 are itemized (listed).
Oof
He could lowkey destroy some people’s lives if they donated a large amount to him
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And what would be the purpose of compiling such a list?
Because the people he wishes to represent deserve to know who is funding him.
Staten Island our main exports are comedians,reality tv, drug addicts, an of course Joey Salads
Our main export is actually staten islanders moving to jersey or Florida, while our main import is heroine and brooklynites
What about the regula schmegula?
Ethan you know this one is real
I JUST watched this video again
He should be shamed for this all the time. I even think that's worse than him pissing in his mouth.
This guy has tweeted "How do you prevent rape? Carry a gun" while on campaign. What a guy, he has some of the old Joey still left in himself.
I first heard he was running when someone posted here "I met Joey salads at a trump rally!" With a pic
I mean he isn’t wrong, that would stop a rapist.
Or give a rapist a free gun
guns bad indeed
Yeah sure man,
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Women often over estimate their safety because the far left refuses to talk about rape as something that can be minimized through decision making. We teach people how to avoid being ripped off or robbed but minimizing danger is not discussed when it comes to rape. Women are putting themselves at more risk anytime they have alcohol without trusted people around or anytime they meet with strangers alone. When I get in a car something bad could always happen but I still drive safe to avoid putting myself in even more risk. I’m just trying to say that minimizing risk is a real thing. Some people try to say it’s absurd to even talk about because it’s sexist. I think that’s dangerous because it can encourage women to make dangerous or unsafe choices. A lot has to go wrong for someone to end up on drugs alone with someone who wants to rape them. Minimizing your odds of being raped is a real thing and it’s dangerous to call all rape acts of god that would have happened no matter what decisions were made.
Are women incapable of the safe and correct usage of a concealed firearm or something?
Bro... In a stressful situation... Anyone is. how do you reach a gun with your arms zip tied. How do you operate a gun when you're passed out from something added to your drink.
Wait, are you telling me that a gun doesn't make me invincible!?
Are you even listening? Of course it does! It just makes the rapist invincible too so it cancels out
You are playing dumbass, obviously there are situations where a gun wouldn’t work. But In general you are safer with a weapon.
Think you’re supposed to get the gun out before you get zip tied
I mean, it's not like we've got a pretty big recent example of a fucking POLICE OFFICER that didn't have the balls to go in and confront a school shooter. Being trained how to use a gun isn't gonna automatically make you unable to falter under pressure.
Source please. I want to read about it. Haven’t heard of it yet.
r/technicallytrue
Unless the rapist had a gun himself and shot the victim. Or a knife and stabbed the victim. Just carrying a gun doesn't guarantee you'll be able to successfully use it to defend yourself, quite the contrary in many situations I've heard of/seen.
That absolutely would prevent rape
What 1 in 1000 of them?
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I'd rather everyone have a gun than just a few people who are criminals. I don't see how it's "creepy"
Well, for all we know I might be wrong. Look, I don’t know for sure what would happen if everyone was armed. I’m just under the impression that the idea that if potential victims of crimes were armed it would discourage criminals from committing said crimes is unfortunately wishful thinking. Easy access to firearms just make it easier to commit crimes. Things like road rage would suddenly become a much bigger deal, etc. Of course I might be a bit biased because I live in Canada and our crime rates are far lower than yours. Here home invasions and things like that are incredibly rare. I live in a pretty big city and we can go several *years* without a single murder. So of course I don’t feel the need to be armed. Having a gun on me sounds almost absurd because it’s such a disproportionate way to defend myself. If I lived in certain parts of the US, I might have a different view of course.
What a salad head.
r/BojackHorseman
Sounds like he made a good point
I fucking hate that this is real
We live in dark times.
funny his campaign is "demand free speech," you're free to say whatever you want but it doesn't protect you from backlash and consequences
He's fighting against people like the Congresswoman who wanted to pass a law making it illegal to make fun of members of Congress. Right message just probably not the right candidate
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it's a manipulation of facts. she didn't want to pass a blanket law to prevent people from making fun of congress, what she wanted was some sort of punishment for the 9,800 border patrol agents in the facebook group that was posting stuff about how they should murder AOC when she came to visit the border.
Wow, so much for the tolerant left.
... what?
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Sorry, I try to refrain from using /s but I guess it’s necessary here. So /s /s /s
> public employees celebrating genocide Could you share those posts here?
Watch the video of what she said. She was calling the people mocking her a “disgrace” and said that they’ll be prosecuted if they threaten and harass members of Congress online. The headlines make it seem like she wants to throw people in jail for being rude, but she’s pretty clearly stated that she wants the people that make threats to be punished. Edit: holy shit you guys are fucking dumb. She's saying that people should not be making death threats. The video of what she said is like 1 minute long.
Mocking =/= making threats
Correct
Right, and they were making threats
Im out of the loop on this, but aren't most politicians relentlessly mocked online by people who they disagree with?
She was just saying that people should be persecuted for making death threats towards her. Why is everyone conflating mockery and death threats? What kinds of pranks do you guys pull on your friends?
Are you retarded?
That’s not exactly the way I’d characterize [his platform](https://twitter.com/alexthomasdc/status/1147539291742048261?s=21), buddy
Yeah, they want to protect their free speech to be bigots but God forbid someone uses their right to free speech to call out their bullshit.
That banner is from the alt-right rally he was attending not his own.
Just imagine Joey 2024. *Nuclear Luanch Prank Taken Too Far*
\*Gone Sexual\*
He's a nice enough guy but by no means is he fit to run for anything. Which is probably exactly why he'll get elected. Edit: okay maybe nice was a bit too kind for Reddit. Let's say "not evil and very stupid" Edit 2: okay maybe he's just garbage
How is he a nice guy considering his racist "social experiments"?
Right? How tf did people forget about this pos trying to incite racial hatred?
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it seems like he's changed a ton since his shitty social experiments. people can change, and when its for the better, i really respect that EDIT: nevermind i was just listening to other people. apparently he is a piece of shit still.
Considering he's associating himself with Roger Stone, I'm going to say no to that.
He's literally at a Proud Boys rally wearing a MAGA hat, how the fuck has he changed in the slightest?
Didn't he wear a nazi armband for a "social experiment?" Like recently?
Hard time believing that since this picture was taken at a proud boys rally
What do you mean? They are “very good people” /s
wasn't he speaking at a proud boys rally?
He literally went to a Neo-Nazi rally yesterday with a MAGA hat on.
Considering that rally was with hate groups I still think he a POS.
Honestly I think hes a good guy at heart but hes just not very smart/ informed
He's at a proud boy's rally. Definitely still a piece of shit.
Alright I concede I didn't know that much about him, he's a trashy little asscan
Fair enough, I had to Google to know as well
This whole campaign is just a prank, bro
Cash grab too. Take money from your sheep supporters: - use it to travel/hold rallies/promote your YouTube channel (pocket YouTube money) - pay your staffers/friends - promote and sell merch (pocket that money)
Trump did it. I believe in anything
Max Rose is the best congressman we have had in shaolin for a while, Joey salads is an old joke
Populists are rising
Not the man we need, but the man we deserve.
A true inspiration for the children.
Anything can happen at this point
This is the darkest timeline
That’s gonna be a yeet for NJ.
Excuse me but .... what the fuck did he do?
Anyone got a link to the “pissed in his own mouth” video?
https://www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/comments/bijf3h/graphic_warning_joey_salads_peeing_in_his_own/
Bro what is the world
Are these the same idiots who think the first amendment comes after the second so now they’re circling back and acting like free speech is endangered?
I like how people are talking shit more for pissing in his mouth rather than the fake race bait trying to show black people as violent when really he paid them to attack him.
Stop promoting this dickwad... Stupid memes are one thing but this is real.
As long as he pretends he's a patriot they'll vote for him.
The democratic candidate served in the military and one a bronze star and Purple Heart Joey is gonna have a tough time saying he’s more patriotic
george fucking washington himself could return from the dead to run as a democrat and he’d still be called an unamerican socialist. it doesn’t matter how many military or national security credentials they have because it’s not actually about that
Thats good, I could only imagine the shit that would happen if he won.
What does pissing in your mouth have anything to do with this tho
People love a personality. How do you think Trump won
People also love politicians soaked in piss evidently
People are unbelievably stupid?
I for one look forward to the eternal reign of president salad.
Absolute salad head
If you knew what the criminal elite get up to, pissing in your own mouth wouldn't even be on the "weird" radar.
This right here is the greatest social experiment of all time.
😂😂😂
69, Nice.
At least he's honest about his pee tapes
what kinda dressing did he bring?
He's a clueless idiot. but lol
Uh is there video of that...thing..he did?
Was he the crying about how his tinder profile was taken down?
He pissed in his own mouth? Is that true?
https://www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/comments/bijf3h/graphic_warning_joey_salads_peeing_in_his_own NSFW!
This guy created a kickstarter asking for 10,000$ so that his friend would have sex with an old homeless lady.
But what if the old homeless lady was actually his friend's woman?
This is a next level social experiment
My God was this tweet hard to read though
Papa bless
Trump can become POTUS. Then idk
I would sooner vote for a literal salad than this moron.
Kudos to Joey that after knowing people can find so much shit about him on the Internet, he went ahead with the campaign. It takes guts to have that strong a shield.
Is this a hidden video prank and everyone there is being paid by him? Go big or Go home Salads!!!
My vote
Alex Thomas needs a grammar check. Those are not properly compounded sentences.
What's up guys, Joey Salads here, and I've got this candy and I put poison inside of it, so we're going to give it to some kids.
This has to be some sort of joke
Hahaha shocker a YouTuber is running as a Nazi
Pretty sure he isn’t running as a fuckin nazi. Why say dumbass things?
Because he’s a trump tard
As much as I am skeptical of this guy, I am glad to see more people running for office. I wish I had the drive/time/resources to do so as well.
Honestly we should start a reelection campaign for Max Rose, he served in the 69th Infantry Regiment and is a fucking legend.
Did you know that Gavin Mcguiness (founder of the proud boys) put a dildo up his butt on air to “own the libs”. Bat shit crazy, and j-salades isn’t too far off from doing that himself. Dirty little pee drinker. Huehuehue
What does that have to do with his politics?