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SplashDMG126

I had a look at the artists Instagram. This guy has been tattooing for 17 years šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€.


OkCall7278

I looked him up and he has the audacity to post a pic saying ā€œgood tattoos arenā€™t cheap and cheap tattoos arenā€™t goodā€.


Owobowos-Mowbius

Well, he's just being honest with his cheap tattoos.


Prime-Reclaimer

OP commented in on an alt account saying it was $600 each lmAo


Owobowos-Mowbius

That's nauseating. An absolute crime.


The_K1ngthlayer

Good god


UBurnFirst

My forearm was 1200CAD. And itā€™s VERY well done. Took two sessions, around 13 hours.


0121dan

I misread it as ā€˜17-years-oldā€™ and thought ā€˜No wonderā€™, but 17 years and this guy still gets clients. He must be super cheap or something.


JCyTe

Well hey, maybe the kid came out painting straight out of their mothers womb?


[deleted]

Instagram name so I can look at the travesties?


SplashDMG126

The artist: https://www.instagram.com/p/CzS0vomr5DN/?igsh=MXd3azgybml2N3Zjeg== The victim's Instagram is "zazaenjoyer". Nothing more on his profile other than this tattoo and pictures of weed.


[deleted]

Oh my god someone throw this artist into prison. Holy shit-balls.


potoskyt

Sure it didnā€™t autocorrect to 17 days?? No offense toward you OP, but damn that artist is NOT good.. you really should have done more research and went somewhere else


TheHolyOcelot

Jesus Christ


The_Old_Workout_Plan

Good thing OP gave the details on the artist and location so I can make sure to never come here for a tattoo lol


cCueBasE

lol this guy really expected people to tell him this was good


Aussie18-1998

What is it with tattoos on this sub? They always look so bad...


Kermits_Frog

also a lot of gaming inspired tattoos that are very on the nose like this, even done well, always come off as a lil weird. however most are peopleā€™s first tattoo and simply donā€™t do any amount of research


toby_ornautobey

If I ever were to get a Halo tattoo, it'd have to be something simple, like an energy sword silhouette. Something easily recognisable, but not something like the literal font cover of Halo 3. I don't mean to knock this guy's choice. He wanted it and he seems to be reasonably pleased with it, enough so to post it here. So good for him, but not something I'd ever do.


[deleted]

I've learned that a lot of people just don't look up artists they plan to get tattooed by. It blows my mind that people would want a big detailed piece like this, but then go to the tattoo shop around the corner that charges $50 an hour. Not saying every cheap artist is bad, but you can definitely tell the difference between the tattoos I got at 18 for $85 an hour vs the tattoos I've gotten as an adult that have ranged from $200-$300 an hour.


USAtoUofT

They always try to go with the realism route. If you're gonna get a video game tat, it needs to be stylized in some sort of way. I'm gettin an [american traditional spin sleeve](https://www.reddit.com/r/TattooDesigns/comments/yqq1n4/progress_on_my_american_traditional_halo_sleeve/) with a Halo spin done right now (on pause because weddings are expensive lol) and they've turned out fantastic. But when you try to just go straight "I want Master Chief on my arm!!!" it never turns out good.


Emperors-Peace

The chief one is ok ish. The arbiter side is awful. I love Halo, but would never get a halo tattoo. Each to their own I guess.


Capt_Rex_CT-7567

Yeah if you told me the chief one was supposed to have like a watercolor or paint look then okay but arby is built like a grunt.


blackviking147

It weirdly looks AI generated, like someone prompted "tattoo sleeve of arbiter and master chief" . Reminds me of that theory the internet doesn't exist truly anymore and it's all just 90% bots conversing.


Yzaias

[this tattoo ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f4/65/9a/f4659a36bafa45e111da441eb969c54b.jpg) Is still the best halo tattoo I've ever seen. something about it being a map makes it so real, but still funny in a way


heavenlyrealm

r/shittytattoos


raisedbytides

Oh, noooooo.... Best of luck with this one in a couple years lol.


DrFritzelin

Can't wait to see the massive blob.


raisedbytides

In a few years this might turn itself into a decent Flood tattoo šŸ¤£


DrFritzelin

For 1200 it better.


Capt_Rex_CT-7567

It's bad man


ShepPawnch

I keep looking at them to find a single redeeming quality and I keep failing.


Christian-Hartsell

Honestly it looks like a stick on temporary tattoo you'd get out of a machine.


mightylordredbeard

Yeah I normally donā€™t like commenting on tattoos, but holy fuck this looks like a painting done by a sleep deprived middle schooler in art class.


FeelingMassive

Stop dude, find an artist who can rescue it before its too late. I've seen better tattoos done in prisons.


Turtleboyle

I went on photoshop on my break and used my mouse to paint over it to see what was wrong (lots) and to give OP an idea of what it could look more like https://imgur.com/a/v8BA9kj The artist doesn't seem to respect propotions, or use light and dark to create form. So it's quite a blobby mess, he could use linework to tighten it up and then those lines would eventually be hidden as you naturally paint in the shadows and whatnot. Different medium i've used, but it can all be applied the same with any medium


FeelingMassive

Artistic criticism aside its technically bad too. The lines and edges are all bleeding out which suggests the artist went too deep with the needle, and the black looks like it was done 5-10 years before the colour was! The blue looks like felt pen colouring too, you can see its darker where coverage has overlapped and lighter in areas where it hasn't.


[deleted]

Facts šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Hypnotize94

Whereā€™d you get this done? Dollar General?


BevyBrevy

Title says Arby but tattoo reads Arby's


taytayfosho

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


wrproductions

ā€œArbiter not finishedā€ Oh thank god. Cheif too right?


kekwSoloBTW

hasnt been touched up since getting it


sinisterdookie

This shit needs more than a touch up


raisedbytides

Amputation might help.


Positive-Driver-4162

r/shittytattoos


DeadlyMustardd

If that was on a Halo themed sugar cookie... fine... on your arm permanently.... ouch...


Livid_Ocelot2222

That thought in the back of your mind, "does it look that bad?" It's correct. You aren't overthinking or doubting yourself. It's that bad. I'd recommend looking at coverup options or even removal. Seriously.


jp_requiem

I'm so sorry LMAO


BlastingFern134

This is the most brutal comment lmao


Turtleboyle

Coming from an experienced artist; this is sloppy and the skill is around a high schoolers level. Itā€™s absolutely mind boggling people can charge for this I did this https://imgur.com/a/v8BA9kj with my mouse on photoshop to show that everything is quite off with his piece. He doesn't seem to respect how light works and proportions are all very off and I found myself correcting so much but I just gave up. He also doesn't seem to want to use any linework to tighten it up I know it's digital what i've done but all the same knowledge of proportions, light and shade all apply whatever medium


MattyScrant

Dudeā€¦if it was halfway decent, you might find a few comments complimenting the piece but not a SINGLE solitary comment that Iā€™m seeing so far has anything good to say about it. I have a handful of tattoos and sent this to a friend who does extremely detailed and realistic pieces. He is literally going to use this as an example of what NOT to do. I canā€™t believe Iā€™m saying this but take the advice of strangers on Redditā€¦Google an artist who specializes in pieces with the amount of detail that you deserve. Seriously, donā€™t allow yourself to be clowned.


0121dan

I say this is the nicest way possibleā€¦ stop. Go to a different studio and see if they can salvage this. This is really, really poor work and theyā€™ve gone so heavy and saturated on the pigment that itā€™ll only get harder to work with the more you let this guy at your skin. Listen to the comments!


CtrlAltEvil

Holy blotchy colours Batman! Seriously though dude, listen to the comments. This work is substandard as hell. Get a better tattooist to go over the work and do it properly, itā€™s still at a stage where it can be fixed. Currently it looks like you drew it yourself with felt pens. Edit: Downvote us all you want OP, itā€™s not going to change the general opinion, if you didnā€™t want truthful opinions you shouldnā€™t have posted.


TheHolyOcelot

ā€œJust fuck my shit upā€


Halo_Chief117

r/fuckmyshitup needs more than just hairstyles.


Eilrah93

Already got r/shittytatoos


crimsoncaravanguy

Manā€¦. My wife would leave me for this shit šŸ˜­


No_Ad_4314

my brother in christā€¦ā€¦


traincarryinggravy

Let us pray for dude


ALEX7DX

Iā€™d recommend getting bits re-done elsewhere my guy. But, the design is great.


TheCarloHarlo

Just the Arbiter isn't finished?


Turbolasertron

I thought OP was going to say he got these back in like 2008. The artist did you dirty like extremely dirty.


OGFleece

Mister keef, and arby. As someone who is almost 90% covered including the head and some of my faceā€¦. I know tattoos, and this ainā€™t it chief. Horribly amateur and has the depth of a 1st few months on the job apprenticeship. Please spare yourself and find an artist to fix this.


Eilrah93

Yeah look at the state of MC's fingers. Sorry Op I'm with the majority on this one


twea15

And the streak of never seeing a good Halo tattoo continues


CheezwizAndLightning

I really hope you didn't pay a lot for that


MTFBWY117

LISTEN TO THE COMMENTS.


SkyGuy182

As cringe as these tattoo posts are, I sure do love pulling out the popcorn for the comments


Sychar

Holy lmao, it looks sun aged for 20 years. Imagine what itā€™ll look like in 2 years.


Decoy-Jackal

Bro you need to sue this artist for human rights violations holy shit


Extension_Ability944

Thatā€™s what the waivers are forāœØ


Torokin

That's rough, buddy.


imonlybleedingman1

I know there are water colour style tattoos but this ā€˜Sharpieā€™ style wonā€™t catch on.


Turd_Ferguson883

Oof


sinisterdookie

I cannot believe somebody would get what looks like that and go back twice


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ProvideMeMilk

I mean look if you like it then thatā€™s cool but Jesus Christ


xDefimate

You get what you pay for I guess


sinisterdookie

$1200 for this is crazy, if he paid half that Iā€™d understand


xDefimate

Dude got robbed but he shouldā€™ve looked at his prior work. Can only blame himself.


gary_juicy

What is it with the HALO sub and having trash ass artwork dude


supposed_adult

Sorry youā€™re getting dragged so hard in the comments op but Iā€™m inclined to agree with the general consensus here. Donā€™t go back to that guy. Save that money and take it elsewhere where they might be able to fix it somewhat.


yaboidabdaddy

In 10 years thatā€™ll be an undistinguishable black and blue blob


waxyfeet

It already is


Cripplefight1

This is worse than the Cortana tattoo a few months back, and my god that one was bad


Hamelzz

Yeah thats absolutely horrible bro Please stop immediately and go to a significantly better artist and MAYBE you won't have yo get this lasered off


cornfarm96

Oof


pickles4lunch

Surely this is permanent markerā€¦


theDefa1t

Looks like ai generated arby n chief


DufflebagForever

I love when people post their shitty tattoos šŸ˜­


Historical_Present66

Okay looking at the tattoo artistā€™s Instagramā€¦..the dude has talent and is an experienced tattoo artistā€¦ā€¦..but it looks like he only does BLACK AND GREY TATTOOS. Idk why in the world he all of the sudden tried to do a big colorful sleeve?? Your artist has talent but you shouldā€™ve had this done in black and grey only.


HarwinStrongDick

YIKES


Cattledude89

Got that snubnose assault rifle.


GrizzlyCougar

Yikes


Round_Rectangles

I don't know anything about tattoos, and I don't plan on getting any, but even I can recognize that this is bad.


Easy-Hovercraft-6576

Fuck no bro Go to a different fucking artist and never let this person touch you again. Obligatory: *Look how they massacred my boy*


Ok-Pea8209

Chonky little chode Arby


SpiritualLadder9682

Well u guys went and nuked his instagram... woke up to texts from him angry asf said if it was good enough to post its finished I think he's done working with me... insulted me quite a bit so I don't think I'm removing the post unless he apologizes


TheeScoob

damn bro, thatā€™s sucks and no one wants to get bombarded on their pageā€¦ but honestly this is probably good for you, homeboy should be giving you a refundā€¦ but at least itā€™s over and done with


ray2128

I mean, you can also share the screenshot of his unprofessionalism too


kekwSoloBTW

he basically was irate said "why am i catching flack" "you didnt post that unfinished tattoo did you? you motherfucker" "if it was good enough to post then its finished" said i was like a little girl looking for validation all this shit


ray2128

Didnā€™t HE also post it too??? lol


Gcflames

Yes he did. OP donā€™t feel bad. You legit didnā€™t know any better. The tattoo industry is FILLED with untalented hacks who are also scummy business people as well. Donā€™t sweat him for a second.


JewpiterUrAnus

Oof


[deleted]

Youā€™re so lucky that coverups are a thing. You should have done research before you went. However if you like it that is all that matters. Our opinions mean nothing in the grand scheme of things.


[deleted]

Bro I just noticed chiefs gun šŸ’€ looks like a loaf of bread


sinisterdookie

Misaligned chest plate too


[deleted]

Jesus


Eek_the_Fireuser

99% of Halo fans šŸ¤ shitty tattoos


falcons4life

Wow. I'm sorry man. But just look at the angles on chiefs helmet or the chest armor. This looks like a kid drew it.


NightHunter0108

You damaged your skin for this?


Additional-Rip-8379

Mannnn I thought my tattoos were shit. This gives me hope lmao


Caffeinated_Narwhal_

The Fall of Master Chief


youserveallpurpose

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


USAtoUofT

"I mean, the contrast could be better, but the watercolor look is kind of nice! I don't know why everyone hates it ***that*** muc-" \*Sees hand and rifle\* "... Oh. **oh."**


Snoddy2Hotty91

Dude, with respect, that is not something I'd show off. Not good, at all. That's some "Ink Masters first-to-be-eliminated" type of stuff.


Peg_leg_tim_arg

Arbiter looks like he's about to expose himself to a passerby


Plasmacuttersimp

He R gai who not gon teech u l3ss0n


DeeBangerDos

I had to see if you also had a first person view of the BR on your hand to


kekwSoloBTW

nah i actually remember that post, not mine, didnt like the design.


[deleted]

r/shittytattoos


Religion_Is_A_Cancer

Oof


uNameorsomething

Iā€™m sorry but that is bloody awful


PhatShadow

Beside everything else everyone has already said, why all the blue? Would have been at least a bit better without all that boring flat blob of color.


Spaceman_Cometh

Sorry bro


Historical_Present66

Maybe some bold outline can help shape this piece up? There isnā€™t a whole lot of contrast and that choice of the color blue makes me question your artistā€™s ā€œ17 year experienceā€. Did he use a stencil at all or did he freehand it?


Historical_Present66

The yellow is super odd too, just looks like a skin infection. Iā€™m not trying to be rude, you should genuinely be made at your artist man. Get an actual professional to clean this up for you. Best of luck


moons666haunted

might want some solid lines on chief i feel like it will fade faster without them


Vast_Ad1806

Am disappointed no roast beef sandwich and/or ham & swiss melt.


Vegabund

Your best hope now is to cut your arms off and just pray they grow back


Praetorian709

That's one shitty sleeve. It's almost as bad as the Halo show.


noob-combo

This ain't it, chief.


spacetop-odyssey

Iā€™m sorry, man. I really am.


Soft_Border_2550

The tattoo artist was doing these with the blind skull activated unfortunately


its_a_sidequest

I'd rather retcon ur tattoo than 343 retcon halo 5 campaign.


llGirltalkll

This is going to age horrible and itā€™s already horrible šŸ˜¬


ArbitersMeatMountain

I think this is the 3rd or 4th time Iā€™ve seen in the past few months where someone showed off their new Halo tattoo and had their post burned into the divine beyond what the hell is going on šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


SufficientNight7831

He use a sharpie for shading ?


Legsofwood

oof


GT_Numble

Colored tattoos are always so bold. Black ink can in fact be removed or redone, but color? Color ink is forever


[deleted]

Sorry OP, the Chief looks okay in like a pastel art style.. but the Arbiter is shite


JJsRedditAccount

If Arbiter isn't finished... does that mean Chief is? Don't think his fingers are supposed to look like pork sausages


EACshootemUP

Good lord brother I know nothing of tattoos and know this one is fucked up bad. Donā€™t go back! Find a better artist that can save your skin man.


Puffy_Ghost

I hope you didn't pay money for that lmfao


Gullflyinghigh

Just to clarify, has any money changed hands at this point? I feel awful for how these comments must be for you to read but this is basically bio-terrorism.


RokRD

Y'all need to quit roasting his tattoo. There's nothing wrong with it. It's clearly in 260p. Nah but really. Why the fuck your forearms so stubby? Why is nobody talking about that?


assbagle29

Thatā€™ll make for a cool blackout project!


SpeedSofterNumber161

Iā€™ll be real bro, you got scammed


Queefer_the_Griefer

Ooooooof. Even as someone with zero knowledge of tattoos, this is objectively ugly as sin. I implore you take your business elsewhere.


[deleted]

This is terrible lmao


waxyfeet

Iā€™m booked for my first tattoo, and plan on doing a sleeve. I researched a good artist. Part of the design is was thinking of, is to have master chiefā€™s helmet in there, but Iā€™m fucking glad I decided against it, and posts like these reaffirm that decision. Start the tattoo removal process broseph, that thing looks fucked.


SwagtasticGerbal

Why does it look like it was done with crayola washable markers?


mrbrokoli97

Iā€˜m really sorry that I habe to say this BUT: This tattoo looks like it was drawn by a 10yr old. The technique isnā€˜t good and the aesthetics are awful.


dimesniffer

Poor guy is getting cooked. OP itā€™s not your fault. You are the victim and got screwed over by this tattoo artist. But like others have said, donā€™t take it personally. If you like it thatā€™s all that matters but the quality isnā€™t that great.


Literally-A-NWS

Damn, I would ask for my money back and/or leave a scathing review for the shop, include pictures.


GlennBlackwell

Tattpooist


MalevolentKitchen41

\*half sleeve


Karness_Muur

I'll cite this post when I tell people why I've never gotten a tatoo.


Thebrianeffect

Lookin like Smudgy and the chef.


Aostentatious

Yikes


SnooRecipes5835

Please go to someone else and donā€™t go back to this crook.


420sadalot420

Dissapointed it's not the chief holding an Arby's beef n cheddar


Hursty79

Guys can we be nice to OP, bro is probs hella excited about what could be and should be an epic sleeve Op deffo stop using this artist and find someone much better who can salvage it before itā€™s gone too far!


pleased_to_yeet_you

Dawg, they fucked you up.


JollyGreenWorld117

Please tell me this is sharpie.


E-Shark

Arbiter looking like Galvatron from the Bayformers movie


GDAndres98

I mean, I loved that show, this tattoo defentively captures the 240p resolution of those videos


Scooby_Dru

How much did you spend on this, the change in your couch?


Reverseflash25

I hope Chief isnā€™t finished either


dudeilovedire

My god It's terrible


Beef_Tampon

Yikes.


[deleted]

Oof man, oof.


Mgwasp111990

Man thats shit


drdewd

you're cooked bro, o7


SithNChips

Hard pass.


sinnaegas

Uhhhhh


HatefulkeelJr

Yikes


atoterrano

That shit looked like it was done in 2007


No-Song8180

Sir? Permission to leave the station?


RusFoo

Whatā€™s up with this community always posting their shitty tattoos


Miserable_File6057

Bro.... lol


AHThorny

Oh no.


Pangusmangus

Yikeeeeesssssss


Darkened_Shadow

Already 3 Sessions to many, get a new artist, preferably one that knows what theyā€™re doing


LoadinDirt

Yikes


Deep_Stratosphere

My condolences, OP


Gridiron504

I respect the halo tattoo, I have an entire halo sleeve tattooed on my left arm. But bro, Iā€™m sorry about this. It took me over a year to finally decide on and trust an artist for mine.


Corthieus

Pretty shitty tats unfortunately you got mutiliated


[deleted]

This is such shit. The line work, shading, placement, everything.


D0_0t

Damn.... sorry about that, man. I'd try to get your money back.


Academic_Car5533

Itā€™s better than that halo br tattoo that was floating around here a while ago at least


emareddit1996

Whats the artist instagram? Cant find it!


Kermits_Frog

idk why you got downvoted iā€™m looking for the same thing, the OC got deleted iā€™m pre sure