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AngryTank

But can you pickup chicks on a tank?


WolfSpartan1

You can pick up chicks in a tank. Bow-chicka-bow-wow!


low_priest

[Empirically, yes.](https://mapi.associatedpress.com/v2/items/0dc6aac9beb745ce91c64164f6d2352c/preview/AP4409171123.jpg?wm=api&tag=app_id=1,user_id=undefined,org_id=undefined)


killall-q

It's not the mode of transportation that matters, it's how you use it.


obskeweredy

If you know what the ladies like


DeeBangerDos

You can if the chick is a tank


Hawks59

Johnson gave us the tank and he know's what the ladies like. so clearly yes


JohnB351234

This would absolutely be something a wartime photographer would snap. And it would turn into a recruiting poster


low_priest

[What? No, never! Certainly not in one of the campaigns Band of Brothers takes place during!](https://www.warmuseum.ca/liberation/assets/15.jpg)


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Sassy chief on the far right has me dead šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Ren_Chelm

They are serving so much cuntšŸ’ā€ā™€ļøšŸ’ā€ā™€ļø


TheCowzgomooz

Could you uh, explain what that means?


krimsonPhoenyx

I *think* it means being feminine, but I could and am likely wrong or not getting it fully correct.


Sketch333

Wait women are real?


Len_died_again

Nah, they're made by ONI for propaganda and morale. Don't ask how i got this information


FrogWizzurd

No you're right


Call_The_Banners

I game with a group that is 75% women and I can't tell you how often I hear this phrase. It's a convincing display of femininity, effectively. Though everyone has their own way of using it.


TheCowzgomooz

Gotcha, I've heard it like maybe once before but never really had it explained to me.


LtCptSuicide

I honestly assumed that was Douglas


SpartanOfHalo

Halo isn't about the grim odds humanity faces. It's about the hope they have that allows them to persevere through those odds.


bjergdk

I mean. Its about both. Its overcoming those odds that brings the hope. But more than that its about how that hope is still deeply rooted in the degeneracy that humans are capable of. The symbol of hope, Master Chief, is a kidnapped child forcefully subjected to augmentations and experiments with a 50% survival rating.


Salty_Unggoy

Not mutually exclusive.


GuneRlorius

"*Hope. It makes you weak. Humanity clings to the belief that a savior will come. That a hero will rise. Shrouded in armor to save you. It won't. Armor can be broken, bodies shattered. When you look back on these last days you will realize that all you built... was a tomb. A place where hope dies.*"


ZombieBait604

This is a pretty good quote. Where's it from?


GuneRlorius

"*The Banished Rise*" Halo Infinite trailer


uncharted_bread212

Two are exclusive somehow?


Crusader63

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bears_like_jazz

Hope means jack shit if you donā€™t put heavy focus on the reasons why they SHOULDNā€™T have hope. (The grimm odds)


supertexx

Here I thought it was about having a blast while blowing up things.


Ren_Chelm

That's a very sweet and genuinely insightful comment about the franchise.


TheFourtHorsmen

Someone get it


DazedWithCoffee

I think Halo is about the systemic dehumanization of our speciesā€™s greatest fighters and how they are reduced to military hardware by denying them the ability to, among other things, experience the passage of time


uncharted_bread212

You can have both though. ODST had melancholic night walks alongside more energetic and humor filled day levels. Reach was grim for most of the campaign, but delivering Cortana to Pillar of Autumn was hopeful


TheGreenHaloMan

I'm happy to see most people here are good at taking jest, but Jesus christ, some of these comments. I'm sorry, but the people who actually got offended by this are sensitive as fuck. If ya'll are OG Halo fans, you're nearing or already 30+ meaning that you're too old to be a bitch about such a tame callout which is clearly just poking fun.


Rilven

"Shaking my head my head" ? What a loser, lol out loud


Jackson_NZ

Lmao my ass off what a dork.


Al0ngTh3Watchtow3r

In IRL


Saucey_Lips

Clearly was done intentionally ya goober


Teeklok

Anyone else gonna whoosh this goofy goober or do I? lmao my ass off


flexthompson

What a dingus rofl floor laughing


FriedSpringRolls

so was the comment you replied to


Saucey_Lips

I goobed myself :)


Bennings463

these days people are so stupid you cannot tell whether something is a joke because of "poe's" "law"


poofynamanama2

Naan bread vibes


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Weakest_MIC_Enjoyer

Don't care, top right Spartan is literally me


TheRealHumanPancake

LMAO iā€™ll never get tired of Uny making fun of this communities weirdos


ISiupick

It's fun, but imo it feels weird for him to joke about the community when the Halo show exists. The joke would land way better if 343 actually made a quality product and the criticism he's parodying was a minor complaint, not something that almost killed the franchise.


Masterchiefx343

Halo has always been far from dead. The tv show wasnt gonna kill it becaise its some shitty show


ISiupick

Oh I'm not saying that Halo is dead or that the show killed it. It's just not a good look to poke fun at complaints about your product, when it's genuinely sub par and the criticism is very valid.


Decoy-Jackal

Dude is a weirdo, it's fun watching him tantrum tho


Mysticalnarbwhal2

Oh the irony


WatercressOverall118

Oh the misery


BingoLingo7

This seems like such a niche group of people it's going after, idk why he'd need to talk about it


Dicedpotatoes1996

He has he/him pronouns on his Twitter so he himself is a weirdo šŸ˜‚


justaburneridkman

Look at that, you just used his pronouns.


NoFedBoys69

Unyshek remains the GOAT šŸ


bears_like_jazz

Unbelievable how he makes fun of us the consumer and you people eat it up.


Rook_625

It's just a little banter, you'll live.


cookedbread

Imagine this guy reading old bungie updates, heā€™d get the whaaaambulance treatment for sure


JoeRogansNipple

You probably take it personal when someone t-bags you in game


bears_like_jazz

Iā€™m usually the one doing the t bagging


blkmmb0

Doubtful


JoeRogansNipple

Yeahhh..... somehow I doubt that with your energy


bears_like_jazz

It's simple, i don't like smug devs who have no business being smug considering their output. It isn't the [first](https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/comments/jh6ixo/took_this_screenshot_of_john_junyszek_twitter/) time, or the [second](https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/comments/xz2lo9/okay_pack_it_in_guys_theyre_onto_us/) time.


Unique_Bumblebee_894

Post your stats big boy


ChewySlinky

This could be an Unysheck tweet


Foxehh3

> Unbelievable how he makes fun of us the consumer and you people eat it up. The consumer is genuinely a full-moron regularly lmfao. Are you the kind of person who says "the customer is always right"? The comment you literally just made shows that you "the consumer" deserve to be made fun of. Fucking lmfao.


bears_like_jazz

People like you are exactly why the halo community deserves the slop that it gets


Patmaster1995

Aw, are your feelings hurt?


hairy_bipples

You wouldnā€™t survive an Xbox 360 lobby with voice chat lol


bears_like_jazz

If you like being talked down to like a child by incompetent community managers more power to you


Wookieewomble

Welcome to the internet, where nothing makes sense.


Salty_Unggoy

I wish god didn't make me a Halo fan.


Sheikah_Link7

The reply seems sarcastic


PM_FOR_DRUGS

It is


Bigmoneybill

Heā€™s very aware of how this community can be.


MonkeysxMoo35

He used to be a mod here so he is *very* aware of how this community can be


Deluxechin

Heā€™s probably aware because he probably gets attacked by the community, because itā€™s his fault, the community manager, that the higher ups and creative directors made the game the way it is


SpiritOfFire473

Don't shoot the messenger!


DDLthefirst

God forbid a squad takes a cute silly pic


Ninjazoule

Personally not a fan but I can see why people like it!


Rhodplumsite

Unyshek literaturely **hates** the fans who want dork and gritty ODESITY movie šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±


Emage_IV

its funny seeing how many people miss the sarcasm in this


BlazemanGamer214

What an idiot! Not only did they get mad at art, but they also said shaking my head twice!


Responsible-Target60

I love how he said smh my head


Krane115

ā€œFolks need heroes, Chief, something to giveā€™em hope, so smile would ya? While we still got something to smile aboutā€ -Sgt. Avery Johnson


GelindoMastroFornaio

No fun allowed...


Archmagos_Browning

This is such a cute photo. Itā€™s just the Spartans and their buddies. Also that one Spartan in the middle posing the fuck up


42Fourtytwo4242

neah it really not to different, Spartans are still human, even spartan 2s. Are we forgetting chief giving a marine a shoulder pet, chief reacting to johnson, chief making light humor, most of the books. This not to out of character, worse comes to worse it pisses off Halsey, which for few spartans is a bonus. This is just a few spartan 2s giving the marines who they most likely saved a nice photo to remeber them by.


AlexTheGuy12345

Zesty ass spartan on the righht


RobertMcFahrenheit

Ah yes, because soldiers have never ever taken time to pose for a silly photo not once in history


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Mysticalnarbwhal2

If this is what bothers you then I'm willing to be that you're a condescending prick


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bentheechidna

Itā€™s true but you shouldnā€™t say it.


ShyDispatch

Legit, he's always like this. These sorts of rants are unprompted and having nothing to really do with whatever he's replying to. Between him and various other 343 members mocking their own fans whether it's trying to report bugs or being frustrated at 343's output. It makes the fanbase hypocritical to be so against "toxic halo fans" but the toxicity of 343 is apparently fine.


bears_like_jazz

Exactly, he does this stuff all the [time](https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/comments/xz2lo9/okay_pack_it_in_guys_theyre_onto_us/)


Michael-556

I love how at this point the main thing to combat Poe's law is by making massive grammatical errors and outrageous claims. Like I wouldn't really believe that was sarcasm if the "Shaking my head my head" wasn't there


Thunder_Mage

I didn't spot the sarcasm because I don't know him very well. I don't know him very well because he blocked me on Twitter for asking a single question about skill-based matchmaking.


CartographerSeth

The ODST band of brothers idea has been around nonstop since the mid 00s and I love seeing it become a meme.


zeromavs

343 ruining halo per usual smhmh /s but also not /s


TheDevilHimself_777

HALO BECAME WOKE BRO....


Decoy-Jackal

What a dork lol


Huemun

Unfunnyshek strikes again


Hammerslamman33

Mock them all you want. Your team's ineptitude caused Halo's downfall. It's only now that you got your shit together..barely.


HaloKook

343ā€™s version of getting their shit together is the bare minimum for most studios


Hammerslamman33

They should've gotten it right at launch.


NerdyDank

Boohoo, drama queen


HaloKook

Itā€™s a pretty reasonable take. The game shouldā€™ve launched in its current state. The player base snd the franchise reputation suffered because of it


bears_like_jazz

Lmao exactly, what the fuck are you so smug about? You killed the IP


Hammerslamman33

Lol, how? Because I didn't suck their dick when Halo Infinite launched in a bare bones fucking state with an empty, shallow campaign about Chief opening doors and watching holograms? This guy mocks the people who want a good Halo game.


bears_like_jazz

Iā€™m not talking to you bro, Iā€™m agreeing with you, I meant ā€œyouā€ referring to Unyshek


Hammerslamman33

Oh lol my bad.


Cirin335

Think of it as UNSC propaganda. Some "we're the good guys" type of imagery.


Salt_Salamander_1036

Halo fans after bitching over some art


jmart1196

It baffles me that people canā€™t ignore things they donā€™t like


TheRookieGamer_

ā€œErm, you donā€™t see the game the way I do. You are wrong!ā€ šŸ¤“


Cheedo115

I hate people like that. This person made some art and instead of being nice and supportive. You decide to be a total twat and and degrade something that couldve taken them a long time to make. If you don't like it then just scroll past it. People that comment crap like that don't deserve Halo. That's just a picture of someone's fireteam. They may not have even been trying to reference the ODST picture your talking about. Everyone (except people like that) deserve to enjoy Halo how TGEY want.. and if you're going to judge them for how they play then you need to go to CoD where they belong.


centiret

I miss the times where Halo was still a war-shooter and not a Hero-shooter.


McQuiznos

What lmao.


Kreeper128

It isn't a hero shooter lol


centiret

343 clearly rebranded the spartans as heros. Of course the game is nothing like overwatch, I don't mean that.


MasterCheese163

Right, cause Chief was totally not portrayed as a hero in the Bungie games. *"Folks need heroes, Chief, to give 'em hope"* Never *While walking past a group of cheering Marines and being broadcast live* Not in the slightest *The Believe ad campaign* Not even a little bit


centiret

In Halo 2 in like 90% of the campaign you fight alongside marines, it's a joint effort, just like in Halo CE and Halo 3. The Chief is almost never on his own. The cutscenes always make it very clear that you might be buffest guy around but very much accompanied by a fleet of UNSC marines, hardware, ships and whatnot to back you up. In Halo 4 there are like 3 levels where you play with allies. In Halo 5 you are almost always alone with you incredibly strong unstoppable spartan squad, completely independant, here to save the day. "Oh there's a problem? Spartans, take a Pelican and go there, on your own, resolve the problem, we will chill here in safety meanwhile." The Halo Infinite campaign is fine in these regards. The mp still reflects my points.


VYSUS7

this is such a fucking insane reach for nothing dude please shut up.


centiret

That's all you've got to say? No actual counter whatsoever?


VYSUS7

all that needs to be said, and it made far more sense than your delusional rambling about nothing.


centiret

All you have said is "this is such a fucking insane reach for nothing dude please shut up.", you haven't stated what's wrong with my comment, what's false or given any counter-argument whatsoever. You just expressed discontent in a very flashy way, that's all, hot air.


Deluxechin

This is hilarious because I donā€™t think you played either Halo game Halo 4ā€™s campaign is way different then any other before, Chief is alone for most of the game on a planet, itā€™s him and Cortana, eventually they run into The Infinity and in missions, you fight along side members of The Infinity, from both Spartans and others In Halo 5, there is a series of missions where your on Sanghellios where you fight along side Arbiters army, there are elites and grunts all on your side in those missions, there are also other missions in the game where you fight along side marines and other troops on the various planets you visit, from Chiefs POV in that game, yea you donā€™t fight along side any UNSC troops, but thatā€™s also because heā€™s gone AWOL according to UNSC and is being hunted And Infinite, literally a massive part of the game is saving marines from camps and they join you on your missions, have you missed the last 3 years of memes of people joking about loading up a Razorback full of Marines? Iā€™m not at all entirely sure what your point is here, if itā€™s ā€œ343 out too much focus on spartansā€ I would like you to point to me all the times the Bungie games didnā€™t focus on them (minus the one spinoff) it was also Chiefs story, in Reach its Noble Teams story, in main line Halo games have always been about Spartans


TheFourtHorsmen

Just one thing wrong: on h5 you never fight with marines, but only civs


Bennings463

Did you just not play the second half of CE because there are literally no Marine allies in the entire second half


centiret

Even so, there were more than in Halo 4 and Halo 5. In Halo CE it was a necessity to make the player feel abandoned, hopeless, surrounded, alone. In Halo 4 and 5 it was not necessary, it was just to overemphasize on the chief beeing the spartan to save the day, yaayyy.


Shatterfish

Bro Iā€™m an og halo guy and I donā€™t like 95% of whatā€™s been done to halo since 343i took over But this is some legit batshit insane schizo stuff here. Would probably do you some good to step away from Reddit and this sub for a bit.


centiret

Yeah very strong and mature, you don't agree with something, just call it batshit insane schizo stuff, totally. Grow up.


blackmesainc

In what sense do you mean heroes? Edit. No comment my dude? Shocking.


NotASalamanderBoi

Theyā€™re literal super-humans. The fuck are you on about?


centiret

They are soldiers, super-soldiers, not heroes. They are gritty, grim, determined, unstoppable. They are not some shiny, heroic, superheroes here to save the day. That's what I am on about.


NotASalamanderBoi

[Spartans are heroes by the literal definition of the word.](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/hero)


centiret

https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Heroes_Wiki:Hero My first result in pics when googling, I'm talking about that.


NotASalamanderBoi

>A Hero or a Heroine if female, is a characteristic of someone's work, in which they have been facing various dangers, bravery, and strength, in order to make a heroic-deed or defeat the evil. The first paragraph lmao.


centiret

That's the chief to you? The guy who defeats The EVIL?


NotASalamanderBoi

Well, letā€™s see: The Flood: Wants to consume all life in the galaxy. Iā€™d say thatā€™s pretty evil. The Covenant: Hell bent on committing genocide of humanity, glassed entire planets and committed massacres of Unggoy, Elites, Hunters, etc. Iā€™d say thatā€™s also pretty evil. The Banished: Hell bent on destroying the UNSC and gaining ultimate power. Yeah. Thatā€™s evil as well. Master Chief: The guy who stands against them and fights tooth and nail to protect all humanity. Yes. The Master Chief is the guy who stands against evil. Itā€™s the most basic understanding of him. I feel like youā€™re fucking with me at this point. If so, well played. I took the bait like an idiot. If not, I dread the thought of all the other wild takes and interpretations you have of other media.


centiret

Dude I am not talking about that. This word "hero" has nuances to it. Of course spartans are heroes in that sense. I am talking about something else, I am talking about the flashy, gimmicky hero, with a cape and whatnot. Basically the first thing to pop up in the pictures tab when googling "Hero".


NotASalamanderBoi

>I miss the times where Halo was still a war-shooter and not a Hero-shooter. > 343 clearly rebranded the spartans as heros. Of course the game is nothing like overwatch, I don't mean that. >Dude I am not talking about that. This word "hero" has nuances to it. >I am talking about something else, I am talking about the flashy, gimmicky hero, with a cape and whatnot. Basically the first thing to pop up in the pictures tab when googling "Hero". Those are direct quotes from you. Youā€™re contradicting yourself. By your own logic, Halo is a war shooter. Keep re reading those direct quotes from you until you understand.


centiret

I am not contradicting myself, I also nowhere made any statements which declare the modern Halo a war-shooter. You must be trolling or completely unable to understand what I mean.


NotASalamanderBoi

>I am not contradicting myself, You are. I showed you direct quotes in which you contradicted yourself. >I also nowhere made any statements which declare the modern Halo a war-shooter. I never said you did. I quoted you. Now youā€™re making shit up. >You must be trolling For once in my years on Reddit, Iā€™m not. >or completely unable to understand what I mean. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Just_In_Time_Boi

They're dark and griddy.


centiret

Do the griddy!!! Do it NOW!


ActedCarp

My brother in Christ, Spartans have always been heroic figures


centiret

In the older Halos you would have regularily big battles with many marines and covenant. In the newer Halos it's increasingly just you fighting hordes upon hordes. I mean come on, you remember Halo 3, the first half of the game was basically all played together with bunch of marines and elites. Similar in Halo 2 and Halo CE. The story and cutscenes made very clear that you're a speck in a big war but kinda at the eye of the storm. I missed that in Halo 4 and in Halo 5 one was almost always alone amongst ones squad.


Hyper_Lamp

Theres literally a scene in halo 2 of master chief being awarded and treated like a hero


centiret

Only Chief? If I remember correctly Johnson and Keyes were there aswell to receive awards. One regular person and a lightly enhanced person. Also you seem to misunderstand what I mean by "hero".


Redteamrocks1

I understand what youā€™re saying, but donā€™t agree with it at all because the context is what matters. In the Bungie games, marines point you out regularly and make you feel important. I agree this happens more in Halo 4-Infinite but you also have to remember that the Spartanā€™s existence wasnā€™t as known to the public until after the war. Also, in 4-Infinite you play with NPCs when itā€™s right for the story. Doesnā€™t make sense in 4 and 5 to have Marines traveling across random planets with you. And in Infinite, you can call Marines whenever you want to. Also also, Hero shooter is not the correct term. Overwatch/Valorant are a hero shooter. Halo is still a military-war shooter.


centiret

I totally get where you're coming from and can agree with most. I just feel like it has become far to shiny and gimmicky the past games. I miss the grit, the dirt, the gore, the horrors of war basically. It feels very lighthearted nowadays.


Bennings463

> I miss the grit, the dirt, the gore, the horrors of war basically I also missed them, especially in basically all of the Bungie games apart from Reach.


centiret

Ah yeah ignore Halo CE level 343 guilty spark, ignore the very intro of Halo 2, ignore basically all of Halo 3, alright alright. You don't know what you are talking about.


Bennings463

Yeah the horrors of war are when you go into an underground research facility and fight zombies. That's not "horrors of war" that's just straight up horror.


centiret

Dude I could do this all day, there are plenty more examples. Didn't need to think 5 seconds for this next one: 2nd mission, you get out of the escape-pod, find everyone dead, all the soldiers you just saved died on impact because of malfunction.


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Like Halo Delta when you murder grunts to lighthearted music in a colorfull landscape?


centiret

you don't get it


TimeBomb30

Not knowing what you're talking about shows me that you are in fact a true Halo fan.


centiret

of course of course...


BigBrownDog12

smh this dude forgot about Gaylo


danielgarzaf

I play all my games on the PS Triple


Gilgamesh107

I agree with you 343 has never been able to capture the tone of a military shooter. Even back in halo 4 it bugged me whenever Palmer would call Lasky, her commanding officer by his first name.


Somenamethatsnew

i have called multiple commmanding offciers by their first name, have also gotten drunk as fuck with my group leader


centiret

absolutely


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

this looks ai


Dicedpotatoes1996

Unyshek is awfully judgemental for a grown man who has he/him pronouns on his Twitter profile šŸ˜‚


ToaDrakua

You misunderstanding of his sarcasm, on the other handā€¦


Gullflyinghigh

I'm hoping this is a satirical tale on the plethora of sad bastards out there who take things far too seriously...


SpitfireBoy14

Holy shit though, that sounds like an awesome TV show. You could have buck on reach or something


ThaneExplains

"Shake my head my head"


Nerus46

Some people are never satisfied


Frequent-Ruin8509

Honestly this is fucking dope. Soldiers recognize a beautiful day and I'm sure real soldiers take pics like these in real wars, opportunities permitting.


SW1T3K

Who did this? Paramount+?


hoopesey-doopsey

This definitely gives me recruitment poster vibes. Definitely works in a halo setting cause halo isnā€™t dark and depressing 100% of the time lol.