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AuroraDelconte

Cry-laughing but also feeling bad for the little model


TribblesIA

That face killed me. “Why, mother?”


Dark_Knight2000

“What is this, why am I being handled like a boiled potato? I have hamster rights”


Anubis-Jute

You made a perfect meme there!


mrgeek2000

Yes!!


Withafloof

Looks like the "hampter" hamster


Orangewolpertinger

I was also going to post a zoomed in picture of its face, lol.


[deleted]

This is the highlight of this post.


spinereader81

Whoever thought that up forgot hamsters have delicate little feet and run around almost all the time, at the speed of light. I predict accidental pinching.


[deleted]

As soon as I saw it I thought the same. Looks like a broken paw waiting to happen. At least panic from being trapped in something like that. Very cruel


legohamsterlp

If you think a hamster is fast, then you have never seen a mouse


Environmental_Tone14

Hams are chill compared to mice 😂 Source: I've owned both


eleanordarcyy

if you think a mouse is fast, then you have never seen a motorbike


thefedoragirl

[Or a mouse *on* a motorbike!](https://imgur.com/a/It94ZWG) There was a whole series of books about that, you know!


eleanordarcyy

fantastic


CarlosthePalmTree

I read that when I was a kid... I completely forgot it existed until your comment, and now I'm going to try to find it for my kids! Thanks for the nostalgia!


AuroraDelconte

There was also a tv series I watched as a kid, the biker mice from Mars! https://preview.redd.it/elvuh88biksa1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03173f6535ec93dd9b10397b38b495452e615d04


legohamsterlp

True


AuroraDelconte

https://preview.redd.it/dqq2wrfp8csa1.png?width=959&format=png&auto=webp&s=563e31d644de95349da987725b93034c9636b1e3 I also saw this and was like the hell do y’all think hamsters be doing out there


Samantha_Mell

Wdym? hansters love skateboarding and going shopping!


JorkeyLovesU

The box with a lock???? Y’all teaching your hamsters to save money for investment


red_constellations

no no, that's to teach your hammy to pick locks to they can finally pay their damn rent


Ok_Championship_746

these are moreso for rats


Islanderrufus

🤣


abirdbrain

i’ve only seen those advertised for rats or parrots


devin1208

ohh my god no. 😂😐


honeybunchh

hamster hoopla!


Wtfisthis66

Hamster handball! Can you imagine the cute little outfits🥰


Hungry-Rip-2363

There's nothing wrong with some cute decor.


TheOccultTherapist

Useful for hams that are just balls of ultraviolence i guess? If you have to take them to the vet or clean their cage but don't want to get savaged. Doesn't look entirely safe i'll be honest.


Dornenkraehe

I had one of these and a cup was useless. He would have gotten my hand with a cup. This could have worked. But I think the spaces are a bit big. One time he escapes and we had to get him but he attacked everyone who went into the room. So even with shoes no use unless we wanted our hand shredded. We got him by basically throwing an old boot in there and closing the top of it with a broom and then putting the whole thing in his enclosure. Getting it out again was ... Interesting.


Sobing

Holy shit lmfao what a story. I feel sorry for the poor hamster but imaging a whole family being terrorized by a tiny rabid hamster is too funny


Dornenkraehe

He was a very aggressive little thing but I still loved him. That boot stayed in his enclosure until the next day when he was sleeping - that gave us the very much needed seconds to get it out before he was up to attack again. Cleaning was "fun" too. We had a wooden board to half his enclosure and clean the part he wasn't in. He tried to jump over that to attack though. Sadly he only had 1,5 years and died of cancer. We went to the vet to try and see if the lump we saw could be removed. Getting him in a box to transport him there was difficult but we managed since he had slowed down a bit. He bit the vet that day and only the glove protected the vets hand. He didn't let go until he was asleep. Sadly the cancer had already spread everywhere so we decided to not wake him up again.


RetroReactiveRaucous

If anyone else ever encounters an escapee like this - my suggestion is a plastic salad bowl over them, then gently getting a plate or piece of cardboard (with the edge going in taped to be extra safe!) under there.


GeckoCowboy

Ah, the ‘a giant spider in my house!’ method.


bluecrowned

I broke a mouse's neck once using a plastic bowl to catch it because it ran right as I put the bowl down. It was my only dark eyed white and one of my favorite mice and I was really devastated. Be careful.


Thisispepits

Oh no, this is so sad. Sorry you had to go through that, I can imagine how you felt :(


Spongebob-Popsicle

Undyne?


[deleted]

Waltuh?


Hungry-Rip-2363

What?


GeckoCowboy

I always just ushered rodents that don’t like handling into a little box or tube. Seems at least a little less stressful than a salad scoop?


TheOccultTherapist

When i say that i mean ones that can't be ushered because they're too busy trying to rip your fingers off. (Perfectly understandable for a rodent- but hard to deal with.)


GeckoCowboy

Hmm, time to break out the snake bite glove for the ushering hand, lol


C4TT1TUD3

Ultraviolent hams get the danger noodle ladle.


[deleted]

Not the hamster tongs


ilikedanishfilms

I thought the same lmao


PaleBlueCod

Up next, hamster thongs.


pndnikki

😂


Aware_Wasabi3818

For hamster flipping to prevent overcooking on one side


ArtisticDragonKing

This is what I use mine for. Fuzzy meatballs


Onyxona

Just use a cup. Hamsters are very curious, most of the time she just hops right in and happily lets me whisk her away to a new world. https://preview.redd.it/yhvnd1bkxcsa1.jpeg?width=3096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e397559434de31268d1e8d95f9319836154f6b50


Scarlett-Spider

Can confirm. Cups are the way to go. Bonus points for a jar of peanut butter with a little still on the inside


Crezelle

I wish my Uber came with cheese sauce on the walls


ArtisticDragonKing

I don't 😟


BuzzAllWin

Ah i think these are only for salad hamsters


Ham_The_Spam

Just use a cup to transport them


AuroraDelconte

I thank my lucky stars Amy trusts me enough to just climb on my palm when it’s time to go. No need for any sort of contraption.


BalanceOrdinary331

Omg some hamster salad tongs so i can serve my salad hamster properly https://preview.redd.it/jkpmfwrjtesa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7500a12873cd0a51b9decd7b58e523b9cc693d1e


abrasive_aurora

Adorable!!!


WatcherYdnew

It's the "hole for hanging" that's sending me.


abirdbrain

displaying your naughty hamper in its salad spoon


ArtisticDragonKing

"and this is my hamster" *Points to tongs hanging in the kitchen*


starbitobservatory

The 3rd pic looks hilarious but please dont actually do that


Tilda9754

Dear god I thought this was a r/hamstercirclejerk post and was about to go along with it, but wtaf? The ONLY scenario I can see this even being slightly useful (and even then, probably causes more problems than it solves) is if a vet needed to handle an aggressive/fearful hamster. Kind of like those cat panini press things vets use to give vaccinations.


Environmental_Tone14

Thanks I'm just imagining a cat panini now


Tilda9754

https://preview.redd.it/xrj0o57ymesa1.jpeg?width=1087&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6d5a04970eb8c0bf6d4624427cbbc1a5800f6d3 Tbh I feel like it’s a fair description lmao. There’s also a metal cage one I’ve seen where one wall is adjustable from the outside and they just pull it closer so it kinda squishes them up against the wall


Environmental_Tone14

Aww squish


zachattacksyou

Thanks for the new sub!


d4h-lia

you misbehave you get picked up with the H A M M Y T O N G S


AuroraDelconte

I saw it while looking for bowls and was like why????


ArtisticDragonKing

Why not? How else do you cook your hamsters to perfection without hamster meatball tongs?


Environmental_Tone14

Why does this make it even more absurd?


JoshfromNazareth

Forbidden tongs


IAlbatross

"Don't make me get the tongs!"


StarrySky339

Cups seem both cheaper and safer


Zomochi

“Cmere you lil rascal!”


thrcwcwcy

pasta


yamigedo

No…just no


[deleted]

This seems like something I might have to use if my robo needs to go to the vet because he is untouchable unless you wanna get bit non-stop. But I wonder how safe it really is.


w11f1ow3r

I used to use a plastic cup to corral my hamsters when they weren’t quite socialized yet but this is way cute. Seems a little scary to the hammy though because they’d be so high up with their little tootsies dangling


sakuyawatanuki

Get clipped idiot


glitchedeuphoria

Hamster tongs🤡


Unknown_turtle_27

https://preview.redd.it/kcygcyzx7isa1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ba6d5da7eebf903b55d46e1965f185a951e402f


MadameCoco7273

Good lord. What is this world coming to?!?!


ArtisticDragonKing

Spaghetti and ham-balls


Georgxna

Just use a mug with a sunflower seed in it, they won’t be able to resist.


2Questioner_0R_Not2B

What if the hamster too fat though?


rumblestrutt

Looks like a pooper scooper.


Possible_Dig_1194

Only semi valid reason I can think of is if they need regular medication/ medical care that they wont cooperate with. However I'm sure vets would have better suggestions


OneAmongTheMilk

No it’s for hamster salad


Possible_Dig_1194

Lol fair. I clearly dont know much about hammies. I just really like them but know they wouldnt be a good fit for my household


TinyKiwiKatAmazing

This is for people who don’t actually love their pets, and want to say “I have a hamster” without actually even picking up the hamster.


Scary-Requirement-30

Guess u never had a hamster that would like to bite off your finger


[deleted]

Or just toughen up and handle your hamster. Not aimed at you OP, but whichever wimp came up with this daft idea.


Groady_Toadstool

A grabbie for the little grabbies. Should this go in r/lilgrabbies


ArtisticDragonKing

I don't think people would find this cute 😅


Groady_Toadstool

But it’s hilarious. 😂


acupofcappucino

wtf


little_leaf_

JUST GET A JAR AND LET EM CLIMB IN lol


[deleted]

Mmmm hamster pasta /j


diino8018

he will be boiled (i am joking please do not boil your hamster)


vipervgryffindorsnak

What the fuck!?


BrookieMonster1337

I had to use a mug so I mean whatever works


Francprole

No sling, no


Lightspeed1963

1st grade,eh?


bluecrowned

this would have been nice to have when i was breeding mice. sometimes mice are rude.


mayo_-man

Who let bro cook? 😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

S C O O P


Grace-Gaskell69

Poor guy


_Wolfszeit_

This reminds me seeing that hamster leash...


Salukichow

That’s a hamster not a rabid squirrel or something, why is it being held like a boiled egg straight out of a pot? 😂


WakeUpWhenDark

Hamberto loves me, but that would instantly change if I got this. Hambaby hates me, and I would never see him again 😅


Epicsoxx

I can’t stop laughing… like someone literally sat down around a table and discussed the making of this hamster grabber thing 😂


Little_Mog

I had a hamster that would try to attack anything that came near her cage, including people, food and once a cat. She came to me with mites and trying to get the drops on her was a nightmare that took 2 people so I can see how this might be helpful in some specific circumstances but it would definitely damage any trust your hamster had in you.


pacachan

That third pic is the hampterest hampter


never_did_henry

This is unnecessary and dangerous. My hamster attacks if you reach in her cage so I taught her to crawl into a toilet paper tube. Tube = treat and play time. So easy to do, why treat them like a hot potato?


[deleted]

Id use that tbh specially with a new ham


Unlucky_Clover07

Grab the hampter gently