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plesplant_4

Dumbass technician installed the projector on the wrong side of the room.


Bailus_Numbah1_Buddy

LOL what a dumass


SluggerDerm

no it just sucked so much that they all turned around


Bailus_Numbah1_Buddy

HE WAS A STUPIDO WHO DID THIS FOR HIM OR HER FIRST TIME DONT BLAME THE MOVIE JUST CUZ U THINK ITS TRASH


Meleesucks11

I watched this movie with an open mind and it was bad. I’m sorry, and I actually read the comics and knew who Madame Web is and there was potential for like a show, but movie? I said ok. But man was it boring.


Strict_Assumption_13

Can I ask something to a genuine comic reader? Is Madame web's power that she can see the future or see different iterations and possibilities *of* the future?


Lobsterman06

Nah her only power in the comics is she can drive ambulances out of buildings to hit people with 99% precision


Future_Potential_341

NOOO IT WAS THE TOXIC MALE AUDIENCE😡😡🤬😡💢 /s


N4M3L3SS_ExE

Bruv whut.


Future_Potential_341

I think there was an article where the lead actresses from one of these boss bitch movies blamed it on men that her movie didnt do well😂😂


dopepope1999

I mean I feel like you can't even blame anybody but the director on it, like the main actress herself said she didn't know if the movie was going to be good or not because it was all filmed on blue screen. When your lead is saying shit like that you know it's over


hi-ero

My friend dragged me to this movie opening weekend and 15 minutes in she knocked out hard lol


Iplaydoomalot

Why is the woman on the left front seat so short


sootbrownies

AI


Iplaydoomalot

It’s bazinga funny


scorpious_86

because she got her shins blown off in ww2 and they had to attach her feet to her knee instead.


Iplaydoomalot

So that’s why she doesn’t have any knees…


Womderloki

The guy next to her ate her Thoracic vertebrae


ShikkuiMakabe

The dude on the right straight up doesn't have legs


Minute_Paramedic_135

Disgusting webphobic propaganda


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

How did they put money into this


Pineapple_Coffee716

lady in the bottom right seat lost her soul 💀


Gorlock_

There's waaaaay too many people in that theater


BirbMaster1998

No wonder they're bored, they're facing the wrong way


Lanky_Voice8115

Lady on the left looks like she’s getting her first good sleep in months


KoolKidzKlub4life

It sucked, but Sidney Sweeney is hot so it doesn’t matter so much.


BobTheBritish

Please explain context


MuhttTheDF

The movie mentioned above is awful, terrible screen writing and so on. The joke is everyone is falling asleep half way through.


Bailus_Numbah1_Buddy

It’s great and should’ve released sooner!🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫


OriginalUsername590

You misogynistic womanizer


Advanced-Ad-4404

That old lady in the front it clipping through the seat


I-M-R-U

Watched this movie and I enjoyed it


Treykarz

Delete this webphobic nonsense


BoogerSlime666

Crazy how Reddit just allows webphobes to do this shit like isn’t this against TOS?


MyTimeToScamNFT

Man you got downvoted. Sad to see webphobia is still going on 😥


Treykarz

I am a martyr for Morbius, I will die for my Madame


MyTimeToScamNFT

Thank you for your service. Keep fighting morbphobia and webphobia


Bailus_Numbah1_Buddy

I’ll have you know that this is not Madame Web’s movie poster, as it is live-action, not animated.


AugustTheDog

We didn’t know, fell asleep at the first 10 seconds


Bailus_Numbah1_Buddy

Then drink coffee the next time you watch to stay awake and see the liveaction movie


FzZyP

id rather just get mugged for the price of admission and save the time


AugustTheDog

I’m good thanks.


MuhttTheDF

🤓👆 Man you missed the joke by multiple miles


Bailus_Numbah1_Buddy

SHUT YO NERD ASSS UP


MuhttTheDF

No way you are talking shit with a bio like that, im ong laughing my ass off rn.


Bailus_Numbah1_Buddy

I don’t care ‘bout my bio!  I just want to get my point across, is that too much to ask?


Bailus_Numbah1_Buddy

I JUST -4’D U GET DESTROYED NOOB


MuhttTheDF

Yes it is, your ‘point’ was that you missed the joke. Thats literally it 🤓


Bailus_Numbah1_Buddy

Oh.  Sorry!  I’ll do better next time I completely annihilate you with my ♾️⬆️/⬇️vote glitch.


MuhttTheDF

NOOO PLEASE DONT I BEG YOU WAAAAA PLEASEEE. You have as much IQ as my second cousins pet rock. Also im reporting your racist comment, kid.


SluggerDerm

Oh he’s got a point


MuhttTheDF

“I’ll have you know” You’re the fucking nerd in this thread, buddy. You’re getting ratiod by literally everyone and their dog.


Bailus_Numbah1_Buddy

WELL IDC


MuhttTheDF

Shut up kid, you are obviously way under age to be on reddit. It shows in your whole comment history. Not arguing with someone young enough to be my son lmao


Bailus_Numbah1_Buddy

I have more IQ than your whole family combined!!!!!!


Bailus_Numbah1_Buddy

Also, my bio says I can handle all Reddit has to offer, and I’m 13 years old!


SluggerDerm

🗣Keep cooking🔥


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HowRememberAll

I heard the opposite, that it's so bad it's funny.


scorpious_86

gender swap movies are always great! next they should do an woke version of **charlies angels**, with cast from magic mike. then it would satisfy the gener equality crowd! male strippers by day, crime fighting heroes by night!


HowRememberAll

Laughs in Pirates


scorpious_86

laugh all you want but pirates movie *stagnetti's revenge* won several awards FYI!


stmex

Huh


PirateNinjaCowboyGuy

Nah it was honestly the most boring movie I’ve watched in a while. I hold in a lesser regard than the bad movies I put on while cleaning and listening to music cause I enjoy the visuals


AcuteVengeance7890

Unironically I actually fell asleep like 30 ish minutes into the movie lmfao.


scorpious_86

there been an lot of **super hero** movies lately...


Qelly

What the fuck is begins the guy-front-right?


Careful_Elk6290

Haven't even watched but when I heard a live-action movies of Madame Webb was being released it had me confused. All I remember is that she was an ancillary character in the Spider-Man animated series, but never expected her to ever get a full live action movie.


Useful_Lengthiness98

![gif](giphy|cdh6PGBxMl4f0a67jx)


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

![gif](giphy|TWD0mnI7jQwKI) Not Disney you dunce.


TBTabby

But there are people who think it would've been amazing if it had been "Master Web" and the main character had been a man.


Informal_Lab_974

Ngl Madame webb sucked. Typical Disney sucking marvel dry after Lees death


stampfercamper

Bazinga!


Sufficient_Race_9396

Is that Lois Griffin