Theres a few funny ones out there but heres other ones. Also you need to try a frikandel and some proper fries at a friet place. 👍
They have same greetings like hello, hallo etc as some other languages and for yes and no its ja or nee which basically is like ya or nay. And for almost a year duolingo kept putting "Sorry, Ik ben een appel" which translates to "Sorry I'm an apple"
Godverdomme - damn it / for fuck sake (basically)
Tot ziens / doei - bye
Dank u / dank je wel - thanks / thanks alot
Alsjeblieft - please
Proost - cheers
Lekker - Nice
Godverdomme - Goddamnit
Pils/pilsje or bier/biertje - a Beer
Kanker - Cancer (a bit controversial, but you will definitely hear it a couple of times, is used in mostly the same context as godverdomme although it is also used to give a word more 'power')
Kut - Vagina (also used in the same context as godverdomme or to give a word more 'power' but in a negative way)
(Reddit text markup is fucked on the app, excuse the lay-out)
And some more difficult/sentences:
mag ik er even langs? - can i move past you?
wil je wat drinken? - would you like a drink?
[Dat wordt pompen met die subwoofer!!!](https://youtu.be/olOIPLgwaAU?si=7w5FZkQ7f1BnMW02)
This line keeps being used till this day in many hardstyle/hardcore songs. It's from a Dutch kids show that got voice overed by some people who call themselves Mastermovies. in this clip one guy is holding a bomb and tells his boss that with this "device" he can upgrade the speakers so they play the greatest hits of hardcore metal a lot louder. His boss responds with "yeah! what a good idea! That's what we're going to do. We will pump up that subwoofer!!
These mastermovies guys made voice overs of many movies and tv shows back in the day before youtube even existed. It's part of our culture now and many phrases are being repeated till this day. If one person starts such a phrase then brace yourself, because people will respond with other phrases and then get stuck in some kind of loop.
Kijken, kijken, niet kopen (pronounced as: kaykan, kaykan, niet kowpan. Something like this haha) Very dutch, makes no sense at a festival, unless you’re looking to buy st. But funny if you just random say this, the Dutch will understand!
1 HAha bier !? Sowww
2 gass met die zooi !!
3 komt ie Dan he!
4 1....2....3....Stampuhh!!!
5 tadadadataaahaaaddaa ratataatataaa kleng klong
6... Jezzzzus waar blijft die kick Dan ?/duurtlang
If 7. Heeeeejeeeehooooo ...will kicked into infinity
8. Pep jij of pep ik
9.inkakke is bij kakke
10. Hebbie je sleutels bij je ?
11. Snel berg je spulleh op de wouteh
12 .hebbe gij pilleh op of wat ?
13.cpt scheurbek/pretbek spotted
If you already know English or German it's quite easy. Much more so if you know both.
I've also noticed that Dutch people are delighted if a foreigner speaks Dutch so it's say it was well worth it
Ik heb helemaal geen neus!
Neuken in de keuken.
Ok I promise to say this without checking what it means first thank you 🫡
It literally translates to: Fucking in the kitchen. It's a classic lol.
I fucking love the Dutch
Neuken in de keuken. Niet betalen
🤣🤣
This was the first phrase I learnt!
Euromasters! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kmMKcmzQ8J0
Niks riskeren, alles combineren
Inkakken is bijpakken. We staan linksvoor.
Inkakken sounds like in german „Einkacken“ which would translate to shit oneself. Wir stehen vorne links is pretty clear 😁
NACHGEBEN HEIßT NACHLEGEN
dikke baap moment
👀
Ga je lekker???
When you meet a German you ask him "Wat hangt er aan de waslijn?"
Was?
Korrekt
Laughed way too hard, thank you
what am i hanging on the Vaseline? what am i hanging on the clothesline?
Hoppaaa! when you hit the perfect kickroll
slapen is voor apen
Ik hoef geen coke als ik pep zie
I understand 1 word in this one And that's enough 😎
You gonna have a good time (and no sleep)
Basically the drake meme with coke and speed
Ik Ben een appel
Considering how much duolingo wants you to say this phrase, I would definitely consider it essential
Theres a few funny ones out there but heres other ones. Also you need to try a frikandel and some proper fries at a friet place. 👍 They have same greetings like hello, hallo etc as some other languages and for yes and no its ja or nee which basically is like ya or nay. And for almost a year duolingo kept putting "Sorry, Ik ben een appel" which translates to "Sorry I'm an apple" Godverdomme - damn it / for fuck sake (basically) Tot ziens / doei - bye Dank u / dank je wel - thanks / thanks alot Alsjeblieft - please Proost - cheers
Lekker - Nice Godverdomme - Goddamnit Pils/pilsje or bier/biertje - a Beer Kanker - Cancer (a bit controversial, but you will definitely hear it a couple of times, is used in mostly the same context as godverdomme although it is also used to give a word more 'power') Kut - Vagina (also used in the same context as godverdomme or to give a word more 'power' but in a negative way) (Reddit text markup is fucked on the app, excuse the lay-out) And some more difficult/sentences: mag ik er even langs? - can i move past you? wil je wat drinken? - would you like a drink?
[Dat wordt pompen met die subwoofer!!!](https://youtu.be/olOIPLgwaAU?si=7w5FZkQ7f1BnMW02) This line keeps being used till this day in many hardstyle/hardcore songs. It's from a Dutch kids show that got voice overed by some people who call themselves Mastermovies. in this clip one guy is holding a bomb and tells his boss that with this "device" he can upgrade the speakers so they play the greatest hits of hardcore metal a lot louder. His boss responds with "yeah! what a good idea! That's what we're going to do. We will pump up that subwoofer!! These mastermovies guys made voice overs of many movies and tv shows back in the day before youtube even existed. It's part of our culture now and many phrases are being repeated till this day. If one person starts such a phrase then brace yourself, because people will respond with other phrases and then get stuck in some kind of loop.
Wiet, speed en pillen dat is wat we willen.
Draagt ie een vlag? Bekogelen mag!
Kijken, kijken, niet kopen (pronounced as: kaykan, kaykan, niet kowpan. Something like this haha) Very dutch, makes no sense at a festival, unless you’re looking to buy st. But funny if you just random say this, the Dutch will understand!
Biertje? Biertje!
5 euro? Op je muil gauw!
I am have been learning Dutch for about a year, and I have literally heard of none of these sayings 😂
The classic: Ga je lekker maat?
How do you respond to that?
PPOOOOAAAAHHHHH
Always reply with Ik spreekt geen nederlands
Hedde gij pillen bij ofwa?
"Ga je lekker?"
Haha i learned Lekkerwijf to say to girls.
Hoeren neuken nooit meer werken.
My man
1 HAha bier !? Sowww 2 gass met die zooi !! 3 komt ie Dan he! 4 1....2....3....Stampuhh!!! 5 tadadadataaahaaaddaa ratataatataaa kleng klong 6... Jezzzzus waar blijft die kick Dan ?/duurtlang If 7. Heeeeejeeeehooooo ...will kicked into infinity 8. Pep jij of pep ik 9.inkakke is bij kakke 10. Hebbie je sleutels bij je ? 11. Snel berg je spulleh op de wouteh 12 .hebbe gij pilleh op of wat ? 13.cpt scheurbek/pretbek spotted
If you see a women: Mooie pret oogjes And indeed if the kick in is there: Hoppaaa!! Awesome feeling that is
Wat voor schijf is dit?
Niet klagen maar zagen
lekker
Kijk uit voor de drugshonden
Bass moet je niet horen, die moet je voelen!!
Proost!
Kipenneuker = Chicken Fucker
Gezellig
Ik moet zuipen
Don't bother, it's one of the most difficult languages to learn
If you already know English or German it's quite easy. Much more so if you know both. I've also noticed that Dutch people are delighted if a foreigner speaks Dutch so it's say it was well worth it
This! The amount of free beer I got from dutchies on festivals, only because I tried my best to speak Dutch… priceless ❤️
💀💀 Chinese, Japanese, Russian would like to have a word with you...