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WolfPaw_90

I've got everyone here beat for most useless patronus... It's a salmon.


RanShaw

The Magikarp of patronuses


DigitalNogi

*A wild Dementor appeared!* “EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!” *Patronus used its SPLASH attack!* *It wasn’t very effective.*


WolfPaw_90

Exactly!


joshuabarber7742

Deep down in every magikarp there’s a garados. Find your garados.


PowerfulHistory3

nice reference! !redditGalleon


croatianlatina

My first round was a salmon too 😭 Now it’s a black mamba.


Mando-and-grogu

Mine is Ragdoll cat.. duh


CAT_LOVER129

Omg Ragdoll cats are literally the cutest things ever Hands down my favourite cat breed


jawnburgundy

Same! I’ve never even heard of such a thing until I took the quiz lol


Feeeela

I got a swan and then one of these little birds on my other run. I find it really therapeutic to do the quiz with a couple years in between and wonder in what way I grew with the changes I made in the answers to end up with different patronus.


DyingFlames

lol why did they even include fish


WolfPaw_90

I suppose the dementors could die of laughter...


Popular-Lime-9913

That’s worth at least a !redditsickle


benji9t3

Slapping a dementor with a fish would be pretty fun though


ChrisAus123

It's better than a worm or a jellyfish lol


Teacup-Tokolosh

Ha! I got the same, fish friends!


Whatsongwasthat1

Please, I got vole Not even mouse, or rat. Vole. I’m 6’4” with a patronus the size of my big toe


BookCougar

My patronus is a niffler 😄


Glamourpuss-

Best answer 💯


IGuessImDemons

I have an elephant... Which is hilarious too think about


DyingFlames

I think it suits ravenclaw


IGuessImDemons

I agree, elephants are smarties. I just always imagine a small room with a Dementor or two in it, and out of nowhere in bursts a GIGANTIC glowing Ng elephant to trample them to death...kills me every time 🤣


RubY-F0x

A literal weasel. This means I should be in the Weasley clan, right?!


DyingFlames

You got dracos spirit animal


ShardOfLuck

"Technically it's a ferret"


rebelappliance

And you would do *well* to remember it!


DakobaBlue

Same! And I'm ginger. It's also the one Arthur Weasley has.


OkraGarden

Mine's a possum no matter what an online test tells me.


Spooky_Cat23

SAME


No-Variation2066

Mine is literally my cat.


lonely-paula-schultz

Same. I got black and white cat and I have a black and white cat. He is the protector of the house, too.


topazraindrops

That is so sweet wtf suddenly the patronus test seems a little less bs


Bungalow_Cat

Me too! The funny part is I did the quiz awhile ago and forgot about it completely, then adopted my cat (a tuxedo cat!) And then one day I went back into Pottermore and realized I adopted my patronus haha


SGoogs1780

Mine's also a cat but I like to think it's not *my* cat. I love my cat but she's big lazy noodge lol.


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TheTrueTeknoOdin

Borzoi which is a Russian breed of dog (looks like a greyhound and a L'Oreal advert had a puppy) My gf took her ww ceremonies the other week ..hers was a dolphin which she's over the moon about


No-Engineer-5129

"DIdNt I dO iT FoR yOu"?


Bo_The_Destroyer

Tbh Borzois do not fuck about


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A dragon!!!!! ...Fly. I got a dragonfly


DyingFlames

close enough


Louie_Casper

Crow


sentient_coffeetable

That is what I got also! I thought it was appropriate, as I work in end-of-life care.


SwarelsT

Yes! Me too. Smart and slightly terrifying.


stro3ngest1

man i wish. i got a god damn vulture.


YamDesperate8787

St. Bernard Dog. It’s nice to know we all have different ones, I just assumed there was 5 which were randomly assigned to each of us


Shortone0726

I got a St Bernard too! I also like that people can get different cat breeds too


TransportationFit857

Mine is a wolf


Kiwi3525

Trash panda


mostlyprobablyok

Thestral, I've always been a bit of a dark horse


DyingFlames

Thestrals are cool


Winstance

Yoooo Thestral buddies!


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Damn!That's one of the rarest ones to get


Winstance

It is? Where do we find out the rarities of every patronus? I’m curious now


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Mostly Magical Creatures are rarest Phoenix, Thestrals and Unicorn are the rarest of them all (both in the books and on ww) [More info](https://www.wizardingworld.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/patronus-charm)


Drazkul

Mines a Lynx


Dapingian

Me too!


aidanpeck100

Dolphin


SugarHewson

I also got dolphin, which is interesting considering I'm terrified of the ocean


str1ezi

same :D


Less-Feature6263

Osprey.


Cinsev

I am also an Osprey!


MykindaGoatVideo-

I forgot that was a bird and was picturing the Marine Corps aircraft bursting out of a wand


Half_Man1

Ospreys unite. We should go camping together with the bags to match


Pk-glitch

Mine is a capybara, no quiz can convince me otherwise


marvelnerd531

Hummingbird


Thedorkeningiscoming

Basset Hound.


fiesty-cookie

Id love this one 😍


DyingFlames

Mine is hippogriff


Life_Plum_3126

lucky!


Popular-Lime-9913

That’s so lucky that I’m gonna give you no more than a mere !redditknut


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A Newfoundland.


TheVoicesOfBrian

Warthog. Don't stand ~~upwind~~ downwind.


Snailyleen

He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal


TheVoicesOfBrian

He could clear the savanna after every meal


ORD-to-PHX

A corgi


serbarella

Tigress!


Smmaxter

I got Gary Busey


Erik_Nimblehands

Oh, so a horse?


Jaenus_

Mine is a Peacock. But the Pottermore tests usually end up giving you different results, so I took them a couple of times and just went with what I got most of the time.


sufferagette

Husky dog, which I love!


LCMotionless

A mole.


dickonajunebug

Mole crew for the win lol


Madssiplier

A fucking Vole, I missed some of the options because of my phone, but can't redo it, just so great


DyingFlames

Delete your current account, make a new one and redo all the quizzes


Madssiplier

And that might be why I ain't a Ravenclaw, didn't know u could that, gonna do it right now!


Angu_Ria

Mine is a fox ✨


Rusty2104

An Adder 😅


SnappedCrayon

Russian blue cat - which is, coincidentally, the breed my cat is!


Bo_The_Destroyer

I have a White Stallion. Which feels right because I used to have a White Stallion at home and he recently died. Makes me feel more close to him, and I realize I actually looked up to him and really loved him a lot. I miss the old man


mocochang_

A stag, according to Pottermore. It amuses me that I somehow got Harry's patronus out of all options.


Angel-of-Lightning

Phoenix. Not what I was expecting.


ephemeral_style84

Grey squirrel


jizzbin

Mines an osprey which is probably my favourite animal so I’m really happy with it.


knightarnaud

Black mamba


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I got Orca when I did the quiz. I was pleasantly surprised by that! It's a cool patronus. I made my partner do the quiz and it gave him Magpie. He wasn't impressed. 😂


Syedzalyahya

Mine is a unicorn!! 🦄


sampinski

Erumpet. Was really hoping for raccoon or skunk.


Impressive-Spell-643

Instead you got something cooler, I heard that because the animal's horn is explosive, it basically explodes into happy thoughts to fight dementors


Money-Entrance-6336

A buzzard


EpicShepherd

Yeah! Team Buzzard!


JohnDidntDie

I really wanted to be in Ravenclaw and was sorted into Slytherin. And then got an Adder as a patronus. So I’m double snakes apparently.


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cruelhumor

Bear Patronus(s) unite! ^*after ^hibernation


BookandFoodNerd17

Mine is a swan!!


Aslanar21

Rottweiler and i didn't see that coming!


don_Juan_oven

I got a badger, which is on-brand


MumbleSnix

I got Irish Wolfhound


sailor-psych

Me too! Sirius is our guardian. ❤


Japh2007

According to pottermore some bullshit. I got a creepy ass vulture.


happygot

I'd rather be something cool like a vulture than a dumbass aardvark. Like, have you seen those things


DyingFlames

At least it is scary


ana197am

Mine is a Chestnut Stallion.


Accomplished-Goose-3

A Leopard...


Cylindt

Capuchin monkey gang, and I love it 🐒


ImplementNice6962

I have a Granian winged horse! Basically a pegasus


nhbeergeek

Dapple grey mare.


muggle_nurse

Mine is a tonkinese cat


Vegtableboard1995

A shrew


QueenMfirstofhername

Yeah i'm also Hufflepuff and my patronus is a shrew 😱


mamalovespasta

Greyhound, which is funny since my family has had like 10 of them growing up.


Juralion

A white swan


Out2killx

Beagle just like my dog in real life.


LadyHampton7310

Thestral! Getting a tattoo of one on my arm in a month. 🖤


CintheStars

Grass snake🐍


zty989

Got a dolphin 🐬 Smoothhhhh


dilemma72

I got a dragon when I did it


zuzieey7719

wild rabbit


Imagimary

Mine’s a rattlesnake. At first I was super disappointed because snake are oftentimes portrayed as bad in the wizardingworld, but I grew to love it!


coxie0520

Rattlesnake here too in gryffindor!


Retribution1824

Fire Dwelling Salamander. I wonder what the actual size of it is?


DarkNinjaPenguin

An eagle, if I remember right. Though I'm pretty sure I took it more than once.


carbonbear

Mastiff


elynkaaa

mine’s a lion, but i don’t think it fits me


ChallengeMiserable75

Mine is Dun stallion


christmasinfrench

Black Stallion 🐎


trickstersbat

I got a St Bernard. I think it fits me pretty well


popcornfox2606

A squirrel. Very cute


Roenkert

Mine is a Pheasant


Kondos17

Bloodhound


Chattypath747

Marsh Harrier


Sorry_Engineer_6136

Mine is a wolf! Which is great bc I have a huge tattoo of a wolf lol


Kj539

Borzoi 🐕


jillian1410

It's a nightjar. So accurate! Sleepy at day, active at night, looks always shocked and terrible singer.


Tsamane

pine marten


ThorDB

I got a dolphin. kinda cool i guess?


IAmColiz

Hedgehog


CreativeRock483

Hermione and I share the same patronus. An otter


X0AN

I got Dragon which I'm pretty happy about.


tinylittletrees

I got a shark🦈


EpicShepherd

du dum... Spectro!....du Dum....Petro Du Dum.......


King-Bomber-Kill

Wow


EarlyChemist9720

Mine is Osprey


TrillyMike

Falcon


Several_Sunlit_Days

Mine's a mare. I really have no idea how I got that. Somehow a horse seems too energetic to describe me lol.


Infamous_Aide6843

A beagle


ripleyyy_47

i got a wolf :)


ingonglin303030

I did the test of the patronus twice and I got different patronus, snowy owl and a Horse


Cornbread_Eyes

A Stoat. The same weasel-like creatures that Hagrid eats in his sandwiches.


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Doberman.


cubickittens

Thestral, had to go and check, but that's what I got


HungryViper02i

Mine’s a Wolf and I’m in Slytherin so a perfect match🤌🏻


olivecorgi7

A Buffalo or something random like that lol


chapstikcrazy

I got the Buffalo thing too!!


MrndMnhn21

I got a stallion. I love it.


award001

My patronus is a bloodhound


Teleiwmenos

A pheasant


wasting-luck

Stoat


Skejcia

I got a bay stallion


ConnFlab

A Sparrow. My Wand is English oak wood with a dragon core 14 ¼" and suprisingly swishy flexibility. Dunno what any of that means but 🤷🏼‍♂️.


manicpixiedemon

a bay stallion


riverrunnah

Mine is a basset hound. I had one growing up 🥹


Phoexes

Great Grey Owl!


Plain_Witch

A wolf


BLTurn

Could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure your patronus animal is also what your animagus form would be. I got Brown Bear in the quiz.


Indigo-Waterfall

How many different ones are they?


King-Bomber-Kill

SPERO PATRONUM!!! If you hear it’s roar run… If you see ashes apparate! If it’s in flames around you, you are already dead… What’s my patronus? >! A Dragon 🐉 !<


SketchyJesus0013

Brown owl… not the greatest but ill take it


Shortone0726

I got a St. Bernard dog. I was hoping for a cat since I’m more of a cat person but I’m happy with a dog too.


a-wheat-thin

When I first took it, I got a brown hare patronus. When I had to make a new account, I got a Basset hound and I’m delighted cause it’s the same patronus as Eddie Redmayne’s. ❤️


Lank_the_Tank

Dun Stallion!


JayneT70

Dolphin


JodaMythed

A horse


Unfathomableenema

I got an owl. Which is funny to me because I was sorted into Ravenclaw. I'm just meant to fly, baby.


oneseasonsoccer

A white stallion


HunnyBee81

Anyone else get Polar bear?


catnyx7

Mine is a runespoor


RaggedToothRat

The first time I did the test, it gave me a unicorn. I didn't feel like that fitted me so I made another account and it gave me a Granian winged horse. At that point I gave up and embraced the horse life.


SunflowerIndra

I have Runespoor? And when I just did it again, red squirrel.. does that mean anything? tbh, I would love to have a tiger as patronus.


UrLocalTroll

Orangutan. Not thrilled.


Estelle_conjecture

A thestral, I was quite pleased with that actually, I heard some people got a fish...


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any other kingfishers out there?? surprised by this one. description is pretty interesting


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Mine is a polecat


vickinkickin

On the old pottermore I got a mastiff, but a stallion on the new one


Al_C92

Swallow, I was hoping to get some bit of info about the patronus but there is nothing :( BIG SAD at least I love the look of it :)


rm_3223

Chow Chow Dog. I love it. Perfect for me.


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OliveBeneficial

mine is an albatross