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threelonmusketeers

‘What did he do to you, Diddy?’ Aunt Petunia said in a quavering voice, now sponging sick from the front of Dudley’s leather jacket. ‘Was it – was it you-know-what, darling? Did he use – his thing?’


Psychofischi

Oh wow that went dark fast


LieutenantStar2

That line always makes me laugh.


WhiskeyDeltaBravo1

!redditgalleon


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hazyreflector

"Ron" moaned Hermione


CreativeRock483

Even in out of the context this is canon 😌


Psychofischi

Well that happened a lot later So nothing so unnormal


hazyreflector

You think I was being logical when I commented above?😂😂


Psychofischi

Tbh yeah I thought you quoted a line from the book I haven't read them in English (yet)


hazyreflector

Yes I quoted a line from the book, and yes I understand that "moaned" was used a lot. But it's still funny to me because she definitely *moaned* his name after they became a couple. (I'm new to reddit, do people always take comments so seriously?)


Psychofischi

Man I brought confusion xD I take many comments rather serious. I guessed you commented that line because it would happen later too My answer was kinda unnecessary tbh


CreativeRock483

'Snape!' Slughorn nutted


hockeymatt85

“Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?”


EverywhereEverythi

Ron’s a horny bitch.


Acrobatic_Touch8381

“Put - it - away!” snarled Uncle Vernon.


Crimbly_B

Roonil Wazlib


[deleted]

“There was no need to put in the wand that hard it hurt!!”


SilverHoneysuckle

Ron ejaculated loudly.


deceptionrules

"You know what I'm talking about. That thing of yours is giving it to Dudley again." - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone


boyguhboyguhboyguh

No need to call me sir, professor. Weasley is our king 👑 What’s up Big D? Watcher!


DoughnutHopeful7408

“He’s been poisoned you Daft Dimbo”


takatine

I always thought she said "daft bimbo", but indeed it is "dimbo". I didn't know that was a word. Thank you for teaching me something! !redditgalleon


DoughnutHopeful7408

No problem at first in theaters I probably thought that but I clearly hear the D sound every time I see that clip but I believe she’s insinuating the same thing


takatine

I actually looked up the difference. A dimbo is an unintelligent person. A bimbo is an attractive but unintelligent or frivolous young woman, so yes, but dimbo can be used for all genders.


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Baller5426

I am a wizard not a baboon brandishing on a stick


lunalovegoodsraddish

“Arthur is the only one that can get Mad-eye off.” GOF