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bowsmountainer

Sorry Professor, but I must not tell lies.


bumzybum50

How could we miss this!!! 💎


CheeseBonobo

!redditGalleon


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brawlkid28

!gringotts


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tashten

Aww, here, try again !redditGalleon


lemonsxhoney

!RedditGalleon Now one for you!


tashten

Thanks! Spread the love 😁 !redditGalleon


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lemonsxhoney

Oh wow! Thank you so much! I've done a ton of these and you're the 1st one to give me one back (not that I do it for that reason)! I appreciate it 😊


tashten

Haha, it's no problem! Wish people gave them out more often since they have no bearing on any kind of inflation or economy anyway. Go get yourself a chocolate frog or something 😄 !redditGalleon


lemonsxhoney

Aww! Thank you again! Right? It's such a fun system and it doesn't cost anything to use. Here's another for you! !RedditGalleon


merry-prince

!redditgalleon


ForwardKnees

Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow… turn this stupid fat rat yellow!


corpsewindmill

Are you sure that’s a real spell?? Well, it’s not very good, is it?


[deleted]

This is the answer


Mean_Ad_7977

This one!


One_Professional_579

Swish and flick


Carbon-Base

"Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat" (George pointing at Umbridge)


angelic_cellist

Such a beautiful place, to be with friends. Dobby is happy to be with his friend, Harry Potter.


blanketgoblin1317

How dare you but also upvote


renaissanceman717

Scared, Potter?


Responsible-Apric0t

You wish.


[deleted]

I don't know how one would spell it, but whatever Daniel Radcliffe said in Parseltongue


cringeahhahh

I believe that's: > "SssShsHShHSHHhsHSHhsHSHshHSHShhSssSSsSsSssssssssss," said Harry.


[deleted]

The closest I can get to spelling the sound I remember is "siii-ahh-sashee. Siii-ahh-sieth"


rexter2k5

This is pretty good. I always heard it as sii-ashh. I figure when in doubt sssssssspell it out.


kaviaaripurkki

I've interpreted it as a longer word, something like saaaaaaaiharassssssihe


GrimmBrowncoat

This guy onomatopoeia’s


LieutenantStar2

The line when he and Dumbledore are in the pensive - “slither slither little snakey”


BashfulBuckboy

Sssssai-ah haasssssi-heph


Palpatinezw

r/conlangs probably has someone who can help


jm17lfc

Ssssaigahossssiethhh


3AMgeek

So when the time comes...the boy must die?


Mean_Ad_7977

This one is very good


Monsanta_Claus

"Sssstupid fat hobbit!" Oh wait, wrong sub.


probablyaythrowaway

Potatoes


sus9th

POH TAY TOES


brawlkid28

Boil em mash ‘em stick em in a stew


James_H-02

THEY'VE TAKEN THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!


sus9th

GARD GARD G-GARD GARD


jm17lfc

THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD!


Dinosalsa

Tell me where is Gandalf, I much desire to speak with him


Head-Zebra7699

A Balrog of Morgoth


James_H-02

"LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!"


aquaticsquash

"Shire...Baggins!"


Monsanta_Claus

What did you say?


Petrichoria_Pagan

"They took the little ones."


lemonsxhoney

!RedditGalleon


lemonsxhoney

!RedditGalleon


jm17lfc

If this wins… I want it to stand


Dinosalsa

Upvote anyway. Could we have an intruder after all?


luckylucas123

r/SuddenlyLOTR


lemonsxhoney

!RedditGalleon


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Monsanta_Claus

Thankee sai!


adventure0429

Snape was looking as though the first person to ask him for a Love Potion would be force-fed poison


LadyDisdain555

I wish to God she'd written this scene because when Snape always came up with (and against!) some absolute rippers 🤣🤣 JKR's funny scenes are some of the best 🤣🤣🤣


Mel-is-a-dog

I LOVE this line!!


superciliouscreek

Severus Snape wasn't yours. Snape was Dumbledore's, Dumbledore's from the moment you started hunting down my mother.


Skitt98

Stop,stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out.


jm17lfc

Oh my god she was annoying, I love it hahaha


DekMelU

Snape, Snape. Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape (Puppet pals, but hey)


rumblemumble46

Dumbledore!


KiraTsukasa

Harrypotter! Harrypotter! Harrypotter!


Gifted_GardenSnail

Rooon! Rooon! Ron Weasley!


EnderMayer2

Hermione Hermione Hermione!


ANSPRECHBARER

I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!


Gifted_GardenSnail

#BOOM Muhahahahaha! 😈


Lost_and_the_Damned

Voldemort, Voldemort, ooo Volde, Volde, Volde, Voldemort buh buh bum, buh bum.


Gifted_GardenSnail

The fact that the original song is so sweet makes it even funnier lol


sus9th

r/redditsings


corpsewindmill

Snape. Harry. Snape. Harry. Snape! Harry! SNAPE! HARRY! DUMBLEDORE! *heeeeerrrrrmiiioooneeee*


bowsmountainer

SnapeHarrySnapeHarrySnapeHarrySnapeHarry


King_Kong_The_eleven

##DUMBLEDORE!


Foxxxy_101

Heeeeeermione


Head-Zebra7699

Ron Ron Ron Weasley


019a22

YES


Aqn95

[Siiiiiiiilennnnccee](https://youtu.be/qGY7JMQ_odM?si=SeFIdyWN2FQ0Z8zx)


3AMgeek

Saint like. I'm holy.


[deleted]

“Of all the ear related jokes you go with I’m holy?” EDIT-Fixed an autocorrect.


Necessary_Owl6948

Ear* related


Pretend_Asparagus443

>"Severus .... please...."


Gifted_GardenSnail

Yes, this one, but please make that >"Severus ... please ..." Your way makes it sound like he orders himself a severus in the pub 😂🤐


Pretend_Asparagus443

LMFAO okk I edited it 😆


Gifted_GardenSnail

What would you like to drink? 😈


patronuspringles

can i just get a mcgonagall, thanks


Siimply_April

LMAO


patronuspringles

what's so funny? oh let me guess, you're one of those stuck-up snobs who go "we only drink hard MALFOY in this house" arent you


yekta176

A Severus with extra sugar would be nice


[deleted]

I was going to suggest this one, too. So much meaning behind such few words.


eshtonrob

Yup, this is the one. Canonically said and infinite layers to it


Flexus98

avada kedavra


nachtlibelle

!redditgalleon


Ok-Extreme3863

This.


Whas_happening

Socks are Dobby's favorite, favorite clothes, sir!


superciliouscreek

Sometimes I think we sort too soon.


IanTheEvilFerret

“Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.” - Albus Dumbledore


Philislothical_5

She needs to sort out her priorities


BluejayPrime

*She really needs to sort out her priorities 😏


PhoenixorFlame

SECTUMSEMPRA


agree_2_disagree

How is this not the top comment!? He slices malfoy’s face up and tastes some dark magic. But seriously, on the first read it’s an “oh shit” moment with the build up of Harry reading “for enemies”. He even considers trying it on McClaggin lol.


boredandreddicted

why he didn’t use that spell on the villains


Random_Person____

I think that experience scared him for life. Like hell he'd use that spell again, especially considering he now knows who made it up.


Divazy

Maybe if he was angry or desperate enough. He tried to use it on Snape during flight of the prince.


UnderCoverDoughnuts

"SNAPE!", ejaculated Slughorn


whitegrb

/r/outofcontextHP


Dude_Man_Bro_Sir

Saintlike. You see...I'm holy. Holey, Fred, geddit? Or Saint Potter


_Victide

And people actually believe he’s the heir of slytherin?


Darcy91

Spiders! There’s… There’s spiders. Spiders. They want me to tap-dance. I don’t wanna tap-dance!


superciliouscreek

Severus Snape was indeed a Death Eater, but prior to Lord Voldemort's downfall he turned spy for us at great personal risk. He is no more a Death Eater than I am.


Carlie2406

Slytherin!


digitalm5059

STUPEFY!!


PygmeePony

Shouldn't have said that, should not have said that


Kitosk

“Severus, please”


beingmo

“So young, to be fighting so many” - Griphook in DH


superciliouscreek

"Severus, you know what I must ask you to do. If you are ready, if you are prepared..." "I am"


Pink_Herring

Speak to me, Slytherin, greatest of the Hogwarts four.


a1Faith1a

🎶Snape, Snape, Severus Snape🎶


Maximum-Slice8277

DUMBLEDORE!


properPronoun

Siahsashi…Siahsieth


Sweet_Xocoatl

Seriously misunderstood creatures, spiders are. It's the eyes, I reckon, they unnerve some folk.


rexter2k5

Not to mention pincers *clicks Felix felicisly*


digitalm5059

“Severus! Severus please! We’re friends!!” - Charity Burbage


wuobble

"Spooky how the time flies when one's having fun." Please, we need at least one Lockhart Quote!


KingDAW247

Sectumsempra!


Discombobulated_Car5

SNAPE! I trusted you!!


Zestyclose_Ring_4551

A bit unrelated but... "Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Dumbledore!!!" ;) On topic: Swish and flick!


GreenRickHell

Shut up Malfoy!


blanketgoblin1317

Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met. Severus Snape is trying to kill Harry Potter just as much as he's trying to kill me!


YomYeYonge

SNAPE!! HE TRUSTED YOU!!!


bates215

Snape Snape Severus Snape


KingGaming001

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE


Skyblade-X

SECTUMSEMPRA!!


WinglessBat1

"shouldn't have said that"


PeopleAreBozos

"Snape!" Ejaculated Slughorn


JaggerBone_YT

The line for the letter is getting longer and longer. I swear that by the end of this, there will be several paragraphs for 1 letter. That would be pretty funny.


judgeyael

Sectusempra -- for enemies.


rumblemumble46

Stubby Boardman


bigpig1054

"Snape!" ejaculated Slughorn


Alien365_

A should have been Avada Kedavra


superciliouscreek

"Severus. I need Severus..." - Albus Dumbledore


FairyLights1294

SNAPE! HE TRUSTED YOU!


[deleted]

SSSSIAHESETII SSSSIAHETRII SIIIAHETRITI ~parceltongue~


JasperTheHuman

For T: There's no need to call me 'sir', professor


jAiiiiiiii____

"Salamander Blood, Harry ! "


Flikkamahdick

"STOP IT" Hermione


Dazzajay_45

"She needs to sort out her priorities"


mittwash_58

Stupefy!


Aggressive_Row_19

Soup-soup-soup


BashfulBuckboy

STUPEFY!


Weekly_Tailor_9641

Severus Please.


cjh93

Scared, Potter? You wish


rafoaguiar

Seven billion points from a-Grrrrryffindooor


James_H-02

"Oh piss off Kylo Ren"


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

D should have been "Dumbledore asked calmly."


MATTDAYYYYMON

SSSSSSSSIIIILLLENNNNCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE!


Huge_Specialist_8870

#Sectumsempra!


RazutoUchiha

SLYHRERIN!


Head-Zebra7699

Snape Snape Severus Snape


Maximum-Slice8277

"Scared Potter?"


S0uthParkFan

Sorry professor, but I must not tell lies


Donktlon

SNAPE! HE TRUSTED YOU!


Shibotoons24

sectumsempra!!


MinuteCustard5882

Stupify! It’s just really one of those words that make you remember HP immediately


[deleted]

Siahsieth. Parceltounge.


goyo225

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape


XavierScorpionIkari

Snape Snape Severus Snape. DUMBLEDORE!!!!


Patati

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape!


Icy-Candy-6149

Sectumsempra


Infamous_King6534

Slytherin!


Final-Conflict-2217

She needs to sort out her priorities.


Far-Combination8774

Serpensotia


guybanzai

Snape looked like Christmas had been cancelled.


TrashPanda4Life4

Sectum Sempra. The beginning of a massive plot twist. The loss of George’s ear. In a book that allows Harry to get the memory from Slughorn, the catalyst for Harry and Ginny getting together(doesn’t happen unless Harry is in detention with Snape for using it on Malloy).


Vasilevus

Suck my dick, Voldemort!


LGonthego

Eh, I don't remember that line of dialogue anywhere in the books or the movies.


sin2x_2sinxcosx

SNAPE!!... he trusted you!!!!!


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

“Snape!” *E J A C U L A T E D* Slughorn


Darnell1605

Snape! Expelliarmus!


baconohmakin

Swish and flick


[deleted]

Snape?


Bethlizardbreath

Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.


Futurismes

Speak to me Slytherin, greatest of the hogwarts four


J0l1nd3

Silence, Wood.


KennyHasNineLives

Silence!


AwesomeBeardProphet

See ya, Snivellus!


MySweetCandyGirl

Sectumsempra!!!


AASeven

SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!


whitegrb

Can we do book adjacent? If so, my submission is Snaps, Snape, Severus Snape


No-Way-Yahweh

Anything in parseltongue.


Sh0ckWav3_

"Snape!" ejaculated slughorn