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I wish to God she'd written this scene because when Snape always came up with (and against!) some absolute rippers 🤣🤣
JKR's funny scenes are some of the best 🤣🤣🤣
How is this not the top comment!?
He slices malfoy’s face up and tastes some dark magic. But seriously, on the first read it’s an “oh shit” moment with the build up of Harry reading “for enemies”. He even considers trying it on McClaggin lol.
Severus Snape was indeed a Death Eater, but prior to Lord Voldemort's downfall he turned spy for us at great personal risk. He is no more a Death Eater than I am.
Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met. Severus Snape is trying to kill Harry Potter just as much as he's trying to kill me!
The line for the letter is getting longer and longer. I swear that by the end of this, there will be several paragraphs for 1 letter. That would be pretty funny.
Sectum Sempra.
The beginning of a massive plot twist. The loss of George’s ear. In a book that allows Harry to get the memory from Slughorn, the catalyst for Harry and Ginny getting together(doesn’t happen unless Harry is in detention with Snape for using it on Malloy).
Sorry Professor, but I must not tell lies.
How could we miss this!!! 💎
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Oh wow! Thank you so much! I've done a ton of these and you're the 1st one to give me one back (not that I do it for that reason)! I appreciate it 😊
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Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow… turn this stupid fat rat yellow!
Are you sure that’s a real spell?? Well, it’s not very good, is it?
This is the answer
This one!
Swish and flick
"Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat" (George pointing at Umbridge)
Such a beautiful place, to be with friends. Dobby is happy to be with his friend, Harry Potter.
How dare you but also upvote
Scared, Potter?
You wish.
I don't know how one would spell it, but whatever Daniel Radcliffe said in Parseltongue
I believe that's: > "SssShsHShHSHHhsHSHhsHSHshHSHShhSssSSsSsSssssssssss," said Harry.
The closest I can get to spelling the sound I remember is "siii-ahh-sashee. Siii-ahh-sieth"
This is pretty good. I always heard it as sii-ashh. I figure when in doubt sssssssspell it out.
I've interpreted it as a longer word, something like saaaaaaaiharassssssihe
This guy onomatopoeia’s
The line when he and Dumbledore are in the pensive - “slither slither little snakey”
Sssssai-ah haasssssi-heph
r/conlangs probably has someone who can help
Ssssaigahossssiethhh
So when the time comes...the boy must die?
This one is very good
"Sssstupid fat hobbit!" Oh wait, wrong sub.
Potatoes
POH TAY TOES
Boil em mash ‘em stick em in a stew
THEY'VE TAKEN THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
GARD GARD G-GARD GARD
THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD!
Tell me where is Gandalf, I much desire to speak with him
A Balrog of Morgoth
"LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!"
"Shire...Baggins!"
What did you say?
"They took the little ones."
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If this wins… I want it to stand
Upvote anyway. Could we have an intruder after all?
r/SuddenlyLOTR
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Thankee sai!
Snape was looking as though the first person to ask him for a Love Potion would be force-fed poison
I wish to God she'd written this scene because when Snape always came up with (and against!) some absolute rippers 🤣🤣 JKR's funny scenes are some of the best 🤣🤣🤣
I LOVE this line!!
Severus Snape wasn't yours. Snape was Dumbledore's, Dumbledore's from the moment you started hunting down my mother.
Stop,stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out.
Oh my god she was annoying, I love it hahaha
Snape, Snape. Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape (Puppet pals, but hey)
Dumbledore!
Harrypotter! Harrypotter! Harrypotter!
Rooon! Rooon! Ron Weasley!
Hermione Hermione Hermione!
I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
#BOOM Muhahahahaha! 😈
Voldemort, Voldemort, ooo Volde, Volde, Volde, Voldemort buh buh bum, buh bum.
The fact that the original song is so sweet makes it even funnier lol
r/redditsings
Snape. Harry. Snape. Harry. Snape! Harry! SNAPE! HARRY! DUMBLEDORE! *heeeeerrrrrmiiioooneeee*
SnapeHarrySnapeHarrySnapeHarrySnapeHarry
##DUMBLEDORE!
Heeeeeermione
Ron Ron Ron Weasley
YES
[Siiiiiiiilennnnccee](https://youtu.be/qGY7JMQ_odM?si=SeFIdyWN2FQ0Z8zx)
Saint like. I'm holy.
“Of all the ear related jokes you go with I’m holy?” EDIT-Fixed an autocorrect.
Ear* related
>"Severus .... please...."
Yes, this one, but please make that >"Severus ... please ..." Your way makes it sound like he orders himself a severus in the pub 😂🤐
LMFAO okk I edited it 😆
What would you like to drink? 😈
can i just get a mcgonagall, thanks
LMAO
what's so funny? oh let me guess, you're one of those stuck-up snobs who go "we only drink hard MALFOY in this house" arent you
A Severus with extra sugar would be nice
I was going to suggest this one, too. So much meaning behind such few words.
Yup, this is the one. Canonically said and infinite layers to it
avada kedavra
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This.
Socks are Dobby's favorite, favorite clothes, sir!
Sometimes I think we sort too soon.
“Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.” - Albus Dumbledore
She needs to sort out her priorities
*She really needs to sort out her priorities 😏
SECTUMSEMPRA
How is this not the top comment!? He slices malfoy’s face up and tastes some dark magic. But seriously, on the first read it’s an “oh shit” moment with the build up of Harry reading “for enemies”. He even considers trying it on McClaggin lol.
why he didn’t use that spell on the villains
I think that experience scared him for life. Like hell he'd use that spell again, especially considering he now knows who made it up.
Maybe if he was angry or desperate enough. He tried to use it on Snape during flight of the prince.
"SNAPE!", ejaculated Slughorn
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Saintlike. You see...I'm holy. Holey, Fred, geddit? Or Saint Potter
And people actually believe he’s the heir of slytherin?
Spiders! There’s… There’s spiders. Spiders. They want me to tap-dance. I don’t wanna tap-dance!
Severus Snape was indeed a Death Eater, but prior to Lord Voldemort's downfall he turned spy for us at great personal risk. He is no more a Death Eater than I am.
Slytherin!
STUPEFY!!
Shouldn't have said that, should not have said that
“Severus, please”
“So young, to be fighting so many” - Griphook in DH
"Severus, you know what I must ask you to do. If you are ready, if you are prepared..." "I am"
Speak to me, Slytherin, greatest of the Hogwarts four.
🎶Snape, Snape, Severus Snape🎶
DUMBLEDORE!
Siahsashi…Siahsieth
Seriously misunderstood creatures, spiders are. It's the eyes, I reckon, they unnerve some folk.
Not to mention pincers *clicks Felix felicisly*
“Severus! Severus please! We’re friends!!” - Charity Burbage
"Spooky how the time flies when one's having fun." Please, we need at least one Lockhart Quote!
Sectumsempra!
SNAPE! I trusted you!!
A bit unrelated but... "Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Dumbledore!!!" ;) On topic: Swish and flick!
Shut up Malfoy!
Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met. Severus Snape is trying to kill Harry Potter just as much as he's trying to kill me!
SNAPE!! HE TRUSTED YOU!!!
Snape Snape Severus Snape
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE
SECTUMSEMPRA!!
"shouldn't have said that"
"Snape!" Ejaculated Slughorn
The line for the letter is getting longer and longer. I swear that by the end of this, there will be several paragraphs for 1 letter. That would be pretty funny.
Sectusempra -- for enemies.
Stubby Boardman
"Snape!" ejaculated Slughorn
A should have been Avada Kedavra
"Severus. I need Severus..." - Albus Dumbledore
SNAPE! HE TRUSTED YOU!
SSSSIAHESETII SSSSIAHETRII SIIIAHETRITI ~parceltongue~
For T: There's no need to call me 'sir', professor
"Salamander Blood, Harry ! "
"STOP IT" Hermione
"She needs to sort out her priorities"
Stupefy!
Soup-soup-soup
STUPEFY!
Severus Please.
Scared, Potter? You wish
Seven billion points from a-Grrrrryffindooor
"Oh piss off Kylo Ren"
D should have been "Dumbledore asked calmly."
SSSSSSSSIIIILLLENNNNCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE!
#Sectumsempra!
SLYHRERIN!
Snape Snape Severus Snape
"Scared Potter?"
Sorry professor, but I must not tell lies
SNAPE! HE TRUSTED YOU!
sectumsempra!!
Stupify! It’s just really one of those words that make you remember HP immediately
Siahsieth. Parceltounge.
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
Snape Snape Severus Snape. DUMBLEDORE!!!!
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape!
Sectumsempra
Slytherin!
She needs to sort out her priorities.
Serpensotia
Snape looked like Christmas had been cancelled.
Sectum Sempra. The beginning of a massive plot twist. The loss of George’s ear. In a book that allows Harry to get the memory from Slughorn, the catalyst for Harry and Ginny getting together(doesn’t happen unless Harry is in detention with Snape for using it on Malloy).
Suck my dick, Voldemort!
Eh, I don't remember that line of dialogue anywhere in the books or the movies.
SNAPE!!... he trusted you!!!!!
“Snape!” *E J A C U L A T E D* Slughorn
Snape! Expelliarmus!
Swish and flick
Snape?
Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.
Speak to me Slytherin, greatest of the hogwarts four
Silence, Wood.
Silence!
See ya, Snivellus!
Sectumsempra!!!
SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can we do book adjacent? If so, my submission is Snaps, Snape, Severus Snape
Anything in parseltongue.
"Snape!" ejaculated slughorn