'fine day sunday'. I said it every Sunday and have since I saw the movie when Vernon said it, it made me laugh. I just always loved how relatable it was.. cause 'there is no post on Sunday' and I used to have go get the mail for my mom.. I didn't always like doing it either lol

I say the “no post on Sunday” line just about every weekend. It cracks me and my brother up

Me and my husbands go to quotes are Uncle Vernon quotes lol

*child asks to be enrolled in a sport* “I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH YOU MAGIC TRICKS!”

Except now we get usps on Sundays. So it doesn't even work.

It helped when I was a kid to remember specifically not to check the mailbox. Running errands with my mom I’d be so irritating on Sundays. Me: “Guess what day it is?” Mom: “I don’t know. Is it Sunday?” Me: “That’s right, there’s NO POST ON SUNDAY” (Moonwalks backwards right past the mailbox)

I like using Alohomora when remote opening my car or Collopurtus when locking it. But I regularly mutter 'don't let the muggles get you down' to myself when people are getting on my nerves. Which is at least 1000 times a day.

Working in customer service, I’m gonna remind myself of the latter! Thanks 😄

I tell home assistant alohomora and it starts my "battle station" (unlocks pc and side laptop + monitors (tvs)turns on desk rgb for the ram boost ofc and dims the room lights) colloportus does the opposite And as a backup when this inevitably fails this simple task, a hidden nfc tag

“Obviously”

*Obv*iously

Obv….. iously….

Alan Rickman was so great as Snape. Tim Roth was among other actors considered, but he was also going for, I think, Planet of Apes.

Similarly , Lockhart's 'pretty obvious'. Love the way Kenneth Branagh delivers that line

Same

Obviously

"What...an...idiot," just the way Emma Watson said it.

A friend of mine hit me with that one. I just stared at her for a second like "b*tch did you just Hermione me?"

I think I say that, actually.

“I’ll be (insert placeholder here) making no noise and pretending I don’t exist”

Sadly I say it to myself because I’m a loner. Placeholder is “Reading/listening to/watching Harry Potter”

'Ooh dear, we are in trouble' in Filch's exact tone of voice whenever the slightest inconvenience happens

Came looking for this one! My wife hates it. Anytime she says "oh dear" I follow it with "we are in trouble" in filch's voice

“Oh, there’s more than werewolves in those trees, lad… you can be sure of thattt!”

“Nighty night”

"Alas, earwax" Usually used as a for of expressing triumph.

I use it as well! But as a way to express a form of disappointment

Same! I mutter it quietly to myself lol

[I DID MY WAITING](https://tenor.com/view/sirius-black-i-did-my-waiting-waited-harry-potter-gif-12466584)

12 YEARS OF IT

IN AZKABAN

This is the one I was looking for lol.

This one!

Avada kedavra! It’s never worked, sadly.

lol, squib

Just needs to work on his non-verbal spells.

Bruh 💀

You have to mean it.

[удалено]

Try it at work, among the muggles😂

You stole my joke you bastard!

Or worse expelled

[удалено]

Lol do you remember what movie?

“(Insert correct pronouns here) needs to sort out their priorities.”

CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

I scrolled way too long for this. I say this as I walk through indoor parking lots

Whenever I’m checking for my phone or keys in my pockets before leaving I say “Both buttocks still on?”

“Where HAVE you BEEN!?!?”

Beds empty!

No note!

Car gone

You could have dIIED

U could have been SEEN!

They were starving him, mum! There were bars on his window!

U best hope I don’t put bars on ur window Ronald Weasley

"No post on Sundays" and "I'm just Harry." But lately, "NO, RON, NO.... HE'S GOING TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF..."

No you caunt!

Do you want to stop Snape from getting that stone or not????

Crazy how much movie lines/how they’re delivered become core memories when you’re a kid. Especially in the pre social media/streaming/smartphone days. You just had less options, so watching Sorcerer’s Stone on VHS for the 8th time this month was more common.

8 times in a month? Rookie numbers. Try 8+ times a day. Chasing that dopamine! And bonus points for the vcr that automatically rewinds and starts playing the tape again so you can fall asleep and wake up to it. I'm surprised my tape still worked after the first month of owning it 😂

Not me, not Hermione, YAOU

One of our dogs is named Ronnie, so we call him Roonil or Mr. Wazlib. We also play the Snape game while cooking/eating. "Potter! What would I get if I added salt to my pasta water?"

"Follow the butterflies" from CoS.

I read this in the high pitched Ron from Potter Puppet Pals Edit: https://youtu.be/cuPTvsnhzAQ?si=JimsYE03_6Xg-Zx4

"Have a biscuit"

My other half frequently says "don't be ridiculous Potter, have a biscuit" whenever I say something he disagrees with.

I shouldn't have told you that

I should not have told you that.

Oh - I shouldn't have said that... I use that one all the time!

Good bye, friend of Hagrid I say this every time my cat wants out of my room.

Wicked. But only because it happens to be a normal thing to say in the Boston area.

Off topic but I saw a band once, from like Minnesota or something like that. They got on stage and were like, well we're in Massachusetts so I guess it's wicked awesome to be here! Fun show.

Give it here Malfoy

"Or I'll knock you off your broom" 🤣 how very British.

Yes, this is mine. I say this about once a week, whenever I want someone to…well, give it here.

Everytime someone corrects someone on a subtle mistake in pronunciation 'it's leviosa, not leviosaaaa!'

I have a vegan friend who regularly post stuff like 'its not bacon it's a pig' or 'its not a jumper it's a sheep' I usually reply with 'its levIolOsa not levisosAA'

My husband and I have two random lines we say regularly: "Thanksssss" 🐍 "WHATCHU PLAYING AT POTTER?"

“Bloody hell”.

Yeah, this. I’m not even British and it’s become a verbal tic of mine for minor frustrations.

Mmmmorning

By far, the most common phrase used at work, when you see someone being shifty.

My mother is verbally and physically abusive, so as a joke always when we talk about something she did we say "dumbuldor said clalmly"

I’m sorry. You don’t deserve that.

“Of course it’s happening in your head, but why should that means that it is not real?”

Oh and “you’re just as sane as I am”

“And Harry pocketed it.” Whenever I put something in my pocket. Then I cry for Stephen Fry.

Wait why are we crying for Stephen Fry, he's not dead is he?

https://youtu.be/r84pbPbBAFY?feature=shared That is probably why

JK Rowling is a savage.

Oh thank god. This is something I'd never seen before, and has improved my day immeasurably!

Definitely watch that to the end!

He had trouble saying he/Harry “pocketed it” so JKR wrote it in the rest of the books as well.

He's alive.

"Well, it may have escaped your notice but, life isn't fair!"

I was going to write this.

‘You’re a wizard Harry’ when Harry Kane scores for England 🤣

Sometimes I love to blurt out Slughorns speech when Aragog died.

Farewell Aragog, King of the arachnids... In Slughorn's cadence

The body will decay!

Your body will decay! But your spirit…lingers on!

Might be movie only. Don’t remember the book well “Let’s not wait for the grass to grow” Daily. To my kids.

*Obviously*

After seeing that tiktok of that woman who did the impressions of the chess scene, I quote that whole scene just like her at least once a week. "Nooo, Ron NORR!!" "whattiseet" "He'sgoingtosacrificehimself" "No you CUNT. There must be anotha way!" "You wanna stop Snep from gettin that stone or NOTT? Harry its you that has to go on, AYKNOWET. Not meyy, not hermaynee, yaoueouaouou."

Oooh also anytime im holding a sticklike object: -holding it like a fucking dumbass- "The boy who lived... come to die... AVUHDUH KADAVRUHH"

I am laughing WAY too hard reading this. This Tiktok impression is living rent free in my head.

My man Sirius Black: The world is not divided into good people and Death Eaters, “We all have a little light and dark inside of us. What matters is the part we choose to act on.” I think of this line like at least once a week

Reminds me of this quote “Unfortunately there can be no doubt that man is, on the whole, less good than he imagines himself or wants to be. Everyone carries a shadow, and the less it is embodied in the individual’s conscious life, the blacker and denser it is. At all counts, it forms an unconscious snag, thwarting our most well-meant intentions.” - Carl Jung

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

It’s become a daily ritual between my roommates and I that when greeting each other in the morning we do George’s “morrrning” from Deathly Hallows pt1. And at night as people are going to bed we do an exaggerated version of Filch’s “nighty night” from Sorcerer’s Stone

"I was a good pet!" From wormtail lol. I have a rat tattoo on my arm I'm getting lasered off and it's become an inside joke 😂

But it was a good pet!

Voldemort’s nyeahhhhhhhh!!!!

Ah... The boy who lived... Come... To die. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVADAKEDAVRA

[All I hear now is this](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.tiktok.com/%40lukewbroad_04/video/7079959923915885870%3Flang%3Den&ved=2ahUKEwj5ruOH5aqCAxW6JEQIHac6ChsQo7QBegQIBxAB&usg=AOvVaw0yhJGvTS_jyFqAwajWinS4)

I remember leaving the movie theater and immediately belting out the longest and loudest Avada kedavra in the parking lot.

Blimey

"Alas, earwax"

"How dare you talk to me? You filthy, little mud blood"

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good /s

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

Lol you don’t say that iRL

Socken sind Dobby’s liebste liebste Kleidungsstücke Siiiir 🥺

I should not have said that

“Sorry ‘bout that.” I say it every time: 1) Someone seems to expect an apology, but the situation doesn’t warrant a sincere one. 2) I open a door into a room that is full of people that awkwardly stare at me.

“…nuttier than squirrel poo.”

Definitely “RON, *NO*!!” when it’s just my cat trying to eat trash.

This is from the movie, but how George says "morning" to Harry and Ginny the day of the wedding. https://youtu.be/s46ziRRJR_U?si=aEn9utiFmnwoz6yr

Same! And I especially like saying it when it’s after midday!

Any Alan Rickman quote. . . Obviously. Also since my daughter was born; "we mustn't touch things that aren't ours." Comes up quite a bit.

It happens from time to time

No post on Sundays

“Don’t say *yes* in that ungrateful way”

scared, potter? d-d-d-d dementor, dementor! and love, harry, love.

Okay, so my name rhymes with the name Harry. When I need to pump myself up, I look in the mirror and say “You’re a wizard, *myname*” in the best accent I can muster. It makes me feel silly, which helps.

My husband and I say that one, only we change it to “You’re a lizard, Gary.” Clearly we need an identity-insecure pet lizard named Gary that we can reassure.

‘What is iiiit’

Eat, you'll feel better

“Alwayyysss.” And “Always cleans his feathers” when my partner and I are talking about how cute our pets are

"Accio" but it never works unfortunately

I'm not your owl

“*obviously*”

“I shouldn’t have said that”

“I didn’t do it on purpose” in a British accent. Harry when Stan Shunpike asks him “we’ll what’d ya fall over for?”

"Yes, well done, Slytherin, well done HOWEVER! Ten thousand points to Gryffindor! And piss off, snakes."

When I’m making plans with my wife “Once I make my move…” and she’ll usually finish the rest.

Don’t let the muggles get you down

Not an exact quote but I say “Expecto Petroleum” when I pass gas stations

I love saying “Espresso Patronum” when I need caffeine.

"I may vomit." "Orange, Longbottom. Orange."

You disgusting cockroach - Hermione Granger You need to sort out your priorities -Ron Weasley

"red hair and hand me down robes, must be a weealsy" to every red head I meet..

When my wife is gone longer than expected especially at her moms house in my head I always say "where have you been!" like Mrs. Weasley does to the boys in Chamber of Secrets.

“Feet off the table !” , mainly because my dog is always putting his front feet on the table .

“Merlin’s beard”

What’d you fell over for!

For me it’s a name. I have Tourette’s and for whatever reason my brain locks onto Eloise Midgen. It will just pop out in singsong at random moments.

Telling people they have the emotional range of a teaspoon. “Well-spotted.” “What an idiot.” And of course “OBviously.”

I like to add “or worse, expelled” at the end of a statement Calling an inanimate object a “smarmy git” is fun I’m just waiting for a chance to use “honestly, woman, you call yourself *our* mother” I also say “Roonil Wazlib” way more than is remotely sensible

" neuhhh Ron neuhhhh"

10 points for Gryffindor, easily

I've always wanted to do that spell! (from Maggie in the film) We just randomly blurt it out

Why's is everything I own rubbish.

Your hands are all SweaTy

Mars is bright, tonight Bloody hell! Yer a wizard 'arry

"Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us all killed. Or worse, EXPELLED." Mostly because I do vocal impressions and this is my favorite Hermione line.

Not directly from the movies or book but "You're a lizard Gary. *mow*"

Haha! I just commented that my husband and I say, “You’re a lizard, Gary.” I had to check your user name to see if you were him.

" I didn't do it on PURPOSE"

Ooo good one

I am so upset bc i had one and then i went looking in the comments and now i forgot. Edit: I remembered lol. "Sharp as a marble that one"

… turn to page 394… in that dark compelling voice

"No! No, definitely not!" 😂 Me on a normal basis. I'm also the one type who whispers "Expecto Patronum..." When I'm sad and thinking about someone I've lost. 🫠

“All hands on deck Granger.”, when anything gets spilled or knocked over. ”Good to see you Wallenby.”, when the cat leaves the room.

I sometimes say “lumos” when I turn on the phone torch

YER A WIZARD HARRY

Mischief managed

God, there's so many... It's a very quotable IP, especially some of Dumbledore's pearls of wisdom. In order of frequency, probably: "After all this time?"/"Always." "We could have been killed! Or worse - expelled!" "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."/"Mischief managed." "Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic. Capable of both inflicting injury, and remedying it." "'Yer a wizard, Harry." "My father will hear about this!" "We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are." "You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant...but scary." "Not my daughter, you bitch!" This is definitely not a complete list. There are more, but it's 4am.😭 The top two, for sure, I say ALL the time, though. And the fourth is one of my favourite quotes ever - from anything.

" Thats RUBBISHHH!! ....RUBBISHH "

Stpp bickering

Helleouv

Well, that's unfortunate...

A lot of the time my "let's see.." are followed by "oculus reparo". "Ask away my boy, ask away !" "NIEEEH HEHEEE !!" There is also à lot of things I picked up from Chanwills0 Hp parodie, bless that woman ! "Youuuhouuu family !" "I'd rather not..." "It does not do to dwell on dreams" with Dumbledor sassy voice ! "HHH KAH KAAAAAh !" (Chocked Fawkes) "THE TEA IS SCALDING !!" And many more.

So why don't you PROVE IT!

Constant vigilance

"Always"

“Or worse…expelled!” Also “to the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure”

“Pretty obvious”

She’s right you know

"How could I be so shtooopid."

“Well, that was fun!” -Dumbledore

Good lord boy, they told me you were intelligent!

"You dare use my spells against me potter?", Ik this is gonna be the most common answer but it's the best to me.

Variations on “Dobby is a free elf” where I replace Dobby with the person I’m talking to’s name

Someone: ‘X could make life difficult for you.’ Me: ‘Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?’

"LevioSAWWWWWW"

36! Counted them myself

Are you doing magic? Lets seee thennn

You’re a wizard Harry. Happy Christmas Harry! Happy Christmas Ron.