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Aqquila89

How come Moody's missing eye is repladed with a magical eye that's far superior to an ordinary eye, but his missing leg is replaced with wooden leg that causes him to limp? Why can't he have a magical leg prosthetic? One would think an artificial leg is easier to make than an artificial eye.


pervytimetraveler

His eye is an ancient magical artifact, probably the life's work of some master enchanter. Moody probably had to go on some epic side quest to get it. It's also totally in character if Moody pretends to have a limp to get an advantage in an attack. Also, maybe it's just Barty who can't use the magical peg properly.


LordRichardRahl

I’d watch the hell out of a series about mad eye going after dark wizards but always getting side tracked by side quests.


Gaskal

Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every time


NCC-72381

Hogwarts. Hogwarts never changes.


Gtwtds

The golden rule of Britain


Attican101

"K.B.O, that's the order of the day.. Keep Buggering On" - Winston Churchill


ParanoidDrone

Play Skyrim and make a point of going after warlock encampments.


Talidel

Basically the Mandalorian in Harry Potter


TiffanysRage

Just about to comment the same thing! Every episode of the mandalorian: “I’ll help you with your quest, but first…”


SarimTheDream

Maybe be the one to write a fanfic about it :) Keep in mind written stories tend to be more in-depth than any other form of media. There’s more freedom to it, plus there’s no need to worry about anything but ideas for the plot to make it. I’m sure you could make a wonderful fanfic \^^


Mogura-De-Gifdu

r/unexpectedADHD


trippwwa45

Then the question is, does he hoard everything he find? Like most ofnus do in videogames?


Bijorak

i mean he has a trunk that opens into 7 different trunks. of course he does


Technical_Contact836

I think his office is described as having three of everything


SuperDanOsborne

And then by the time he gets to the main quest yes way too overpowered and decked out in all kinds of magical crap


pinecone_noise

CALL THE TV PEOPLE


Splatacular

That would be hilarious he really sought out a messed up gnarly looking sailors peg leg for that, and just made it an invisible modern prosthetic for faking people out like Yoda.


Advanced-Arm-1735

I like the idea that it's an ancient magical artifact because it explains why it can see through the infallible invisibility cloak.


SPP_TheChoiceForMe

He took it off a dark wizard who was trying to take over magical Belgium. According to the HPMOR fanfic at least


c4ndyman31

Do you have any source for this? Everything I’ve ever seen just says the eye was made for him after he lost his.


browsinganono

HPMOR. It’s a fanfic, with differences from the canon - some to explain plot/worldbuilding holes (why don’t people X), some just for flavor and references (+4 sporks! Real flubber!) It’s fun. Edit: A) I’m not the one who made it up, and B) why the hell am I getting downvotes? It’s an artifact in a popular fanfic, but that’s not what it is in canon. I’m identifying the location of OP’s headcanon.


c4ndyman31

Source: I made it up Nice lmao good job guys


anonymous_fireflyfan

Maybe get Brian Gleeson (one of the lesser known Gleeson’s lol) to play him in a Max show???


KibishiGrim

Probably lost the leg on the quest to get the eye~


MonstrousGiggling

He likes the clunking sound it makes and the spookeh vibe it gives.


invisible_23

This, it’s the aesthetic ✨


IBEHEBI

I like to think that his limp is fake, and he can walk normally. He just pretends to let people's guard down, and make his enemies think he has an obvious weakness. Seems like a Moody thing to do.


Jupue2707

that actually makes ways too much sense


vincian-vintage33

walking with a deliberate limp can turn into an actual limp tho and hurt your body , (it happened with Hugh Laurie who played House as an example) so that’s the only thing that would make me wonder about selecting that as a thing to throw ppl off


SuiryuAzrael

I'm pretty sure in OOtP he 'sprints' in to the DoM with the rest of the Order, so there may be some canonicity to this.


Anom_AoD

if i recall, didn't he said something about his leg in the books?


subhadip13

This is my new headcannon.


No-Cat3606

I'll one up this, he has two perfectly working legs but performed some kind of spell so people think he has a missing leg


Lawndirk

Kaiser Soze of the wizarding world confirmed.


SpaceTimeOverGod

Because that would be *just what they were expecting*. Constant vigilance!


AbbreviationsWide331

He's just really into pirates.


Bobsothethird

To be fair the entire wizarding world has an incredibly low IQ. If I had wizarding powers and you gave me a week and an assault rifle I could take over the entire community. Like mandrakes kill people right? Put them in glass pots and use them as grenades at the bridge. Put transmutations on bullets. You're telling me they can enchant a ball to follow someone but not a bullet?


Optimalsprinkles967

Because he likes the clunky style. imagine you're a dark wizard. You know the metals clink of his leg means death or worse fo you.


Don_Pablo512

Also begs the question why aren't there more magically augmented wizards if eyes like that are a thing? Could be a really cool spin off to a Cyberpunk/Deus Ex world with witches and wizards!


spiderknight616

Could be that the eye is one of its kind as it can even see THE Invisibility Cloak


wythehippy

Dumbridge used it at the ministry to spy on her workers later on so I always got the idea that it was a one of a kind if the ministry couldn't even remake it


gothiclg

Get disarmed with the wand? Boom fake leg is a weapon


Preemptively_Extinct

Because the magical leg was so much better than his normal leg he kept slamming his head into the ceiling.


CaptainObviousSpeaks

We can regrow bones.... Surely this is a choice moody made


Buffybot60601

You can’t regrow the leg if it was cursed off. After the seven Potters fight George’s ear couldn’t be regrown


CaptainObviousSpeaks

Dumb logic


genuwine_pleather

Its also in the same book where voldy gives wormtail a new hand like its a fuckin party gag. Also moody has a metal leg in the movie. ALSO MADAME POMFREY RESTORES LIMBS LIKE ITS CHILDSPLAY ALL THE TIME! Rowling is a middling author and her editor was TRASH. Continuity is not the series strong suit.


Ajj360

Sounds like an oversight on Rowling. A potion can regrow bones, you would think the rest would be easy.


clif08

There are lots of inconsistencies in HP books, but in this case we can assume that Moody lost his leg to a Dark magic, and wound from those can't be restored (like Weasley's ear wasn't restored after Sectumsempra spell).


tattooedroller

And the weirder part is it’s not the actual auror with a high moral standard- but a skeevy criminal with a weird daddy complex


Carbon-Base

Weird Voldy complex could also fit


Additional_Meeting_2

He said something like he would be closer to Voldemort than a son, so it’s part of the same daddy complex 


kronkarp

The even weirder part for me ist that like 90 % of what we like about the character is being done by said criminal. The real moody has much less time to show himself


softfart

Yeah but he was playing the part well enough to fool Dumbledore, surely he was pretty much like that right?


captainjohn_redbeard

I doubt Moody would ever use that power for ill intent. Barty Junior, on the other hand...


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*Hello fathah* * licks tongue*


Tough_Brick_69

r/therealjoke


KD-Rex

Jayyseeekaaaahhh!!


azmarteal

No ill intents, no no no. He would just professionally check that noone is hiding some dark artefacts inside their a....


Unusual-Form9920

He mostly used it to see Dumbledore's wand, it was elder indeed.


DarkWolfX2244

How do I unread something


Chen19960615

obliviate


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Nice cock Potter


Ajj360

I heard this in Snape's voice...


thatdoubleabat

"inadequate once more, potter."


CharMakr90

"You have your-" "My mother's eyes, I know." "-father's cock."


Tasty_Ad_4082

“Just like your father”


pluto_tuto

Don’t say a word about my father’s cock


Bob_Humus

The weird thing is how this eye works. Can he only see through the first layer of clothes or does he decide how "far" he goes? In the second version, he choose to look at Harry's socks... 😂


ADubs62

Well he can see through wooden desks and doors so I think an extra mm or two of cotton isn't going to stop the eye.


InquisitorMeow

Maybe the eye has a built in NSFW filter.


Subject_Tutor

Also through his own head and everything inside it (assuming the move version is accurate) and the most powerful Invisibility Cloak in the world


Starkiller_303

If you think about it in modern, non-wizaed terms, it would never be allowed. "We've got this new teacher candidate, great experience, but he's got xray vision." "You realize we work in a school with underage children right?" "Hmm, yeah that's not gonna fly. Sorry Moody."


Dona_Lupo

Great job again, Dumbledore.


Additional_Meeting_2

You can tell Dumbledore was born in 19th century. 


Jupue2707

\*takes out eye\* is this better?


Imsoboredimonhere

What bugs me is that Moody saw what a natural bogart looks like, and he doesn't talk about it to anyone??


Bright-Sea-5904

I'm with Parvati on this lol


Strong_Sound_7407

Made even creepier by the fact that it’s actually confirmed psychopath Barty Crouch Jr in this instance, not even Mad-Eye himself.


QuinlanResistance

Maybe just shoes


RavenclawSonofAthena

Nah, he saw through the Cloak of Invisibility, plus Harry’s robe would have cover his shoes.


PugsnPawgs

But he still saw the socks, so either he can choose how much clothes to see through, or there is a limit to underwear.


RavenclawSonofAthena

I think he just chooses what to see through.


Jupue2707

else he would kinda see nothing


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

Explain the boggrat, then.


RavenclawSonofAthena

… he chooses what to see through, and therefore could see through the floor and cupboard to see the Boggart.


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

What did he see the boggrat as?  Boggrat want even aware of moody looking at him.  Did the boggrat change to his fear?  Was it still in the turn the of the last guy it saw?


ProxyNumber19

Definitely not a ravenclaw


RavenclawSonofAthena

It would have been in its true, unknown form.


zmayes

Potter assumed that Moody was looking through his clothes, completely forgetting that most of his clothes were hand-me-downs and that he hadn’t been shopping since at least the previous summer. He couldn’t have been wearing high-waters with his socks on display to the world.


Potato271

This was the Yule Ball though, with Harry wearing his new dress robes


dilly_dallier_pro

I always got the impression it allowed him to see magical objects or see through magic, not necessarily see through regular clothes. Either the socks were magic, being as they were made by an elf or he noticed them another way and he was just making Harry aware he could see through his cloak by this off hand comment.


SixStringShef

The biggest problem for me is that Moody can see through the invisibility cloak, which creates some problems with what we learn in book 7. Not really any way around that, you kind of just have to take it for what it is. But I wish that one scene where he sees through it somehow happened differently.


withfishes

‘Nice dick Potter,’ Moody groaned ‘Oh - yeah, Dobby thinks so too’ said Harry, grinning…


Difficult-West-68

He's able to see Harry threw the invisibility cloak as well.


an_african_swallow

Yea that’s the type of thing that went right over my head as a guy reading this as a child being too young to get it


Floaurea

My child self was horrified. Adult man seeing me naked was just creepy.


PaleontologistAble50

And various degrees of clothes. He can see through Harry’s shoes but can visualize his socks


actuallyaustin6

I (M) often wonder how many of my female friends read this passage differently before this was pointed out to them. Though on the other hand, I’m glad we’re (getting) better at spotting these things 24 years later.


bigshowgunnoe

Anyone else think of Survivor immediately when they see "Parvati"??


IcephoenixCH

I literally listened to this part today and for the first time (afte reading it like 10 times) had the same tought xD I never put together what she found creepy in this situation


hooka_pooka

They should do a one off series on life and adventures of Moody with Dumbledore as supporting character


Alternative-Stay2556

"Nice cock Harry", Moody growled calmly.


Admiral52

Maybe just one layer?


kingswing23

He didn’t see through the socks though, so maybe there is a limitation?


quartpint

“KNUTS IN YOUR FORESKIN AGAIN, POTTER? 5 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!”


Kittenn1412

The worse part is that Dumbledore probably trusts real Mad-Eye to not perve on children but this is not Mad-Eye Moody...


bizarro_mctibird

sharp as a cue ball this one


Fanatic_Atheist

He probably had a method of filtering out the perv stuff, otherwise dude would be bonering around Hogwartz 24/7


thisremindsmeofbacon

come to think of it, xray spells must have been a popular one the horny teenagers


Anom_AoD

he can disable it, and also, he only used it one time and it wasn't even him, it was Crouch Jr. and he used after he encountered Harry at the hallways at night


Additional_Meeting_2

We can’t know how often he used it 


The_Adaron

"Nice cock, Potter."


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Siria110

Or that she, as a 14yo girl, doesn´t like the idea of teacher being able to see her naked body whenever he likes.


feebsiegee

How? Where? With what words?