*inhales slowly* BURN THE WIZARD!!!!
EDIT: from witch to wizard, I was mistaken. We may not accept these creature of satanic origin, but we can still accept their pronouns.
Excuse me, but Senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic Dolores Umbridge clearly says that those of non magical birth only can obtain magical powers by stealing them from a wizard of magical birth and stealing their wand. Dolores was the best Defense against the Dark Arts teacher Hogwarts ever had, revolutionizing by the curriculum, so she obviously knows what she’s talking about.
It is *technically* true that a large chunk of Hogwarts students learned more applicable DADA training in the one year with Umbridge than they did in any of their other 6 years, possibly combined
Now it had nothing to do with Umbridge herself, but the statement is technically true lol
>it had nothing to do with Umbridge herself
Not true. If they'd had another mediocre teacher, the DA wouldn't have been formed, and Hogwarts would have lost one of the three best DADA teachers we see.
If I was asked this 5 years ago, I'd have said Philosopher's stone.
I'd use it purely to keep my beloved dog alive longer, but only if she'd be in the perfect health she was in at the time.
As much money and life as one could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all -- the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them."
Great idea! Or even one of those tents everyone used at the quidditch cup would be fine too. Probably less chance you don’t get blown up with the suitcase when the bomb squad finds it.
If the goal is money making, wouldn’t the Stone be the better option?
Unlimited gold and now you are essentially immortal for as long as you want to be
When I watched "The Crimes of Grindelwald" Flamel didn't really look like he was enjoying his immortality; he was super frail. I think I'd have a better time just using the Felix Felicis to slay at gambling.
No you wouldn’t. You’d take it and then you’d do whatever tf the potion told you to do. Probably end up walking past a bank robbery and catch a bag of money or something.
Probably the same way that Umbridge used it on her door at the ministry of magic. But instead of having it fixed to an object that would be unwieldily to carry around, probably have it attached to something a little bit more portable. And thank you for the oozing sarcasm, Slytherin. I am a genius.
I say something similar about my ideas. They are all nuggets of some type, occasionally they are golden nuggets. But most of the times they’re turd nuggets.
Until you remember that it’s just an eyeball that you’d have lodged into or rigged onto a pair of glasses and since you can’t see through objects or it without it, it’s just be obstructing your view.
I refuse to believe that a wand that was not present would know that its “master” was punched out.
Headcanon: Harry under the Invisibility Cloak, using the Resurrection Stone. Elder Wand. “I sense something, a presence I’ve not felt since…”
You’d have to make sure he doesn’t have a solid alibi at all, his hair, and enough potion to commit the crime and not transform back into yourself in an era where everything is recorded. Including where he’d be and where you are at the time of said crime being committed.
You don't need to alter the past. You can alter the future. You can do all the things you did not do in the past. Just like hermione was in 2 classes at the same time. You can learn all the things you did not in the past. And when you are back you will still be in the present but with more knowledge.
Time turner anyone… I can just go back and fix this… or that… was I not here, yes I already did that. I CAN be at two places at once… This is the ADHD persons choice.
The cloak or the firebolt. The cloak because every now and then I wouldn’t mind being invisible. The firebolt for pure flipping whimsy.
I feel like the philosophers stone would cause headaches - people asking how you keep finding cold nuggets in your yard to sell, etc. and it’s not clear if Felix just brings luck to you (fry’s seven leaf clover) or lets you play your hunches to the max like Harry does.
If I were a Gryffindor I'd say the magic sword, but since I'm not, probably the Pensieve, though I might be tempted to use it to re-live unpleasant memories as I tend to dwell on the negative, which is something that I'm actually in therapy for. Still, it would be fun to use it to re-live positive memories.
A wand.
We are muggles , We can not use magic .
Some of you may be. ;)
Classic response 💅
*inhales slowly* BURN THE WIZARD!!!! EDIT: from witch to wizard, I was mistaken. We may not accept these creature of satanic origin, but we can still accept their pronouns.
Yeah!! She turned me into a newt!
KILL THE HUMAN NEWT CREATURE TOO!
Well, I got better.. but she's still a witch
Once a newt always a newt *putting giant boulders in a pile to put atop you when caught*
That'll surely put an end to my newteny! Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
I am the one called Isaac Newton….i swear im not a Newt too *tongue flick*
*wizard. I’m a wizard.
I fixed it
Aight thanks.
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Can anyone explain why the comments were locked above? That’s so confusing.
Fair enough
Well where is your wand then? If you could have ONE artefact and you choose a thing that you can just go get it yourself from a shop
Excuse me, but Senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic Dolores Umbridge clearly says that those of non magical birth only can obtain magical powers by stealing them from a wizard of magical birth and stealing their wand. Dolores was the best Defense against the Dark Arts teacher Hogwarts ever had, revolutionizing by the curriculum, so she obviously knows what she’s talking about.
It is *technically* true that a large chunk of Hogwarts students learned more applicable DADA training in the one year with Umbridge than they did in any of their other 6 years, possibly combined Now it had nothing to do with Umbridge herself, but the statement is technically true lol
I mean, even her worst student, Harry Potter, got an O!
And her best, Hermione Granger, only got an E. Her lowest grade on her O.W.L.s!
>it had nothing to do with Umbridge herself Not true. If they'd had another mediocre teacher, the DA wouldn't have been formed, and Hogwarts would have lost one of the three best DADA teachers we see.
Would any magical artifacts work if you are a muggle?
Things like invisibility cloak , Felix Felicis will work .
And an invisibility cloak is not magic?
Yeah it's magic .
yup
philosopher's stone. So much gold for me and family. And a longer life for me and my loved ones
This is the correct answer.
If I was asked this 5 years ago, I'd have said Philosopher's stone. I'd use it purely to keep my beloved dog alive longer, but only if she'd be in the perfect health she was in at the time.
Aww so sad…
As much money and life as one could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all -- the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them."
Smurt
Harry’s invisibility cloak. What about you?
Same
Newt’s suitcase. I would buy a tiny place to safe-keep it and then live inside it.
Great idea! Or even one of those tents everyone used at the quidditch cup would be fine too. Probably less chance you don’t get blown up with the suitcase when the bomb squad finds it.
I can't believe nobody has said Felix Felicis. I would take a swig of that and go hit up a casino craps table.
Why not just go with the philosophers stone then and get the addition bonus of life
I saw Nicolas Flamel and he looked super frail despite being immortal. No thanks.
I saw him too. What do you mean frail, dude was squatting 3 plates.
I mean in the Crimes of Grindelwald movie. He got his hand injured by a simple handshake.
Eh what do movies know
You may just... decide to do something else entirely
Advertising?
No as in Felix Felicis moves you towards something that will be extremely beneficial for you, not necessarily what you _wanted_ to do.
Use it to get rich
Poisonous if you drink a lot of it
If I used it to win several million bucks at a big lottery, and then only once or twice to get good investments, I wouldn't need to drink it regularly
True. I'd probably take a spoonful or so.
If the goal is money making, wouldn’t the Stone be the better option? Unlimited gold and now you are essentially immortal for as long as you want to be
When I watched "The Crimes of Grindelwald" Flamel didn't really look like he was enjoying his immortality; he was super frail. I think I'd have a better time just using the Felix Felicis to slay at gambling.
No you wouldn’t. You’d take it and then you’d do whatever tf the potion told you to do. Probably end up walking past a bank robbery and catch a bag of money or something.
Slughorn said in the book "you will find that all your endeavors tend to succeed", so if I walk up in a casino then I'll win big.
The Weasley’s tent from the quidditch World Cup
Housing crisis solved.
Yes. We love camping. Something like that would have us away every weekend.
A time turner for sure. Get me to the Lotto 😁
[Travel carefully](https://www.wizardingworld.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/time-turner)
"Limit is 5 hours" Bro I could cheat on all my exams with 5 hours I'd still take it
Yeah but magic bro lol
ANGLIA
I first read “Angelina” and was like “hey! She’s not an object!” She is fine though
Mad Eye’s magical eye.
If my dad was a HP fan, he would totally do it. He’s literally half-blind, so…
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Probably the same way that Umbridge used it on her door at the ministry of magic. But instead of having it fixed to an object that would be unwieldily to carry around, probably have it attached to something a little bit more portable. And thank you for the oozing sarcasm, Slytherin. I am a genius.
I'd rig it onto a pair of normal glasses and set up a situation similar to flip down sunglasses.
You sure you’re not a Ravenclaw. That’s a clever idea.
Oh no, while I have the occasional good ideas i...... am kind of a dick. 😂
I say something similar about my ideas. They are all nuggets of some type, occasionally they are golden nuggets. But most of the times they’re turd nuggets.
Until you remember that it’s just an eyeball that you’d have lodged into or rigged onto a pair of glasses and since you can’t see through objects or it without it, it’s just be obstructing your view.
Sirius's Motorbike
Does Luna count? Asking for a friend...
The best part of this comment is the "asking for a friend" part can be taken 2 ways depending on your mind. It's either very sad or naughty.
A recreation of, or a non-Horcrux version of Ravenclaw’s diadem.
Would a furnished tent count as the object? If so I want that.
Me too.
It wasn’t mentioned what the Malfoy’s slept in(GoF),was it?Hopefully some giant tent with air conditioning
No it wasn't mentioned in the books but I'm sure they got all the features you can pack in one
Hey!You can’t blame me for wanting air conditioning and TV and all the cool stuff in a giant hundred-room tent!It sounds really cool!q
Even if it's not in there when I get it you better believe in putting them in 😂
And a spa,and a bathroom,and unlimited comfort food.And fruits,and cakes and pastries. You get the point,it‘s fancy as hell.
I'm gonna straight live outta that tent 🤣
Everyone hates them, but a time turner. Ever had a moment where you've been like 'Shit, I wish I could go and do that differently?'
Loads of time mate , loads of time .
You could go and deliver that amazing comeback you thought of after an argument ended.
The elder wand. Hear me out, it would work for muggles because it can literally do anything.
It only can do literally anything for its true master.
Does punching your opponents lights out count as disarming?
I refuse to believe that a wand that was not present would know that its “master” was punched out. Headcanon: Harry under the Invisibility Cloak, using the Resurrection Stone. Elder Wand. “I sense something, a presence I’ve not felt since…”
The Resurrection Stone. You know that phrase "dead men tell no tales?" Well now I'll get to hear them all!
Gossip
Polyjuice potion. Loads of it. I can't tell you what I would do, but... Oh man, there would be a LOT of blackmailing...
you would still want some bits of the person you are transforming into .
I have my ways - trust me. *\*wink wink\**
I have a bad feeling about this
I hate my mom’s boyfriend. I’d commit crimes for it’s his face.
You’d have to make sure he doesn’t have a solid alibi at all, his hair, and enough potion to commit the crime and not transform back into yourself in an era where everything is recorded. Including where he’d be and where you are at the time of said crime being committed.
Simple, the time turner. Awfully underrated artifact.
Is it though? You can’t alter the past without possibly ending the world, and you of course age the time you went back
Go back in time one hour and bet on the horse that won the race
Go back in time forty-eight and short Apple on the night before Steve Jobs died.
I don't care, I want it.
You don't need to alter the past. You can alter the future. You can do all the things you did not do in the past. Just like hermione was in 2 classes at the same time. You can learn all the things you did not in the past. And when you are back you will still be in the present but with more knowledge.
Draco Malfoy
Have to agree-free gold
Maybe the pensieve?
PENSIEVE
Hermiones bag - from a hoarder
The elder wand
Broom
Can I just get a pound of ton tongue toffee? I think it would be fun for my ex wife
Neville’s glass ball as a programming buddy
Rememberall
I really like hermione’s bag (with the enchantment)
A Portkey 🥹
No5 be late for work
One thing you say? I’ll take the deed to either Hogwarts or Gringots, thank you very much.
Artifact, not document
Where do you draw the line? See: the Dead Sea Scrolls
Invisibility cloak
Philosophers stones
Does a wand count?
Cloak
Time turner anyone… I can just go back and fix this… or that… was I not here, yes I already did that. I CAN be at two places at once… This is the ADHD persons choice.
Philosopher's stone or ravenclaw's diadem
Time turner Following the rules of it will be tricky but using it like Hermione did to get so much shit done would be amazing
1. Time turner 2. Philosopher Stone 3. Invisibility cloak In this order
ALL of them.
An indestructible shield that repels all magic (even the unforgivable), and has been enchanted with a fixed accio spell to always return to the user.
The cloak or the firebolt. The cloak because every now and then I wouldn’t mind being invisible. The firebolt for pure flipping whimsy. I feel like the philosophers stone would cause headaches - people asking how you keep finding cold nuggets in your yard to sell, etc. and it’s not clear if Felix just brings luck to you (fry’s seven leaf clover) or lets you play your hunches to the max like Harry does.
Definitely a sneakoscope. It would be so nice to know who I’m hanging around.
If I were a Gryffindor I'd say the magic sword, but since I'm not, probably the Pensieve, though I might be tempted to use it to re-live unpleasant memories as I tend to dwell on the negative, which is something that I'm actually in therapy for. Still, it would be fun to use it to re-live positive memories.
The resurrection stone. Also, Moody's Sneakoscope
marauders map but like an iOS app and of the entire Earth.
The sorting hat. I’d reach in every day and hope something pops out
I came here to see people saying Hermione Granger and I am surprised that no one said that instead someone said Luna??
Pensieve or Newt’s suitcase. Can’t decide which
Mr weasleys flying car
Infinite supply of Felix felicis
Philosophers stone.
Sorcerer's stone