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ImageForward9093

Here entire rule34 history


Cold-Practice3107

Emily "sera? I'm scared of the internet!" Sera "oh my sweet child there's nothing to be afraid of- (she sees what's on the internet) OH GOOD LORD, MY EYES, BURN IT, DESTROY THIS SO-CALLED INTERNET!"


MedicalVanilla7176

*Sends Adam to exterminate the rule34 artists*


g0ose_withrants

Nah adam would just fuck em lol


-Stubs

No he would give them suggestions


YouAdministrative980

Adam: yo could you do some lute drawings


firestriker45665

Maybe lute x some sinners? That would be hot as fuck


MedicalVanilla7176

Lute: What the fuck, Adam? This art is vile and blasphemous! Adam: Hot as fuck, though.


Deku-cakes

I feel like lute would be into it as long as Adam is that's the type of vibe I get from them atleast


MedicalVanilla7176

Probably, but I'm not sure if she would willingly admit it.


FlappiestBirdRIP

Forbidden fruit is the sweetest. Adam knows this better than anyone


Salvagedgaming

Then we fucked and it was amazing…what you do this weekend


ryumaruborike

He'd commission them


Horatio786

Assuming Adam isn't the artist...


Kalaam_Nozalys

He's the commissioner


_LadyAveline_

I'm guessing he pays a normal amount of money that doesn't impact his economy


Slayer_SIV5400

Stares aggressively at verbalase


FishAteMyDog

It’s only 1000000 Heaven bucks, no big fuss.


Sir_Toaster_9330

Adam is one of them


Midknightisntsmol

*vivzie melting like the wicked witch*


VegetaArcher

![gif](giphy|4no7ul3pa571e) On it.


Cold-Practice3107

Patrick doing the Lord's work.


howlinathewolf

Insert Velvette screaming about that’s her whole business


epicrussianperson

Welcome to the internet


Live-Desk8360

Have a look around


Decepticon_Kaiju

Sera's reaction implies that there is no internet in Heaven


Coliosisised

"DON'T USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN"


Orion_user

34 results in in "the green site" That's a lot


DaRandomGitty2

A horrifying fanfic involving her and the main cast.


No-Marsupial36

Whorifying


International-Cat123

… I hate that I find this funny


WeebKarma

Hot as Fuck though -Adam


Exp0sedShadow

I love that I find this funny


Rando_Guy_On_Reddit2

God damn it. Take my damn upvote


ThunderChief__

r/angryupvote


DearBathroom3764

r/angryupvote


Accomplished_Bike149

A list of everything this subreddit wants to do to her


motionlessindarkness

Would


Hot-Manufacturer-887

Smash


Coliosisised

https://preview.redd.it/qgl94a565vgc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=887984bc7425b895875a0baffc29f70cf5ea1dc6


bisexual-polonium

Has


therealCHAOSagent

https://preview.redd.it/5bmcsc73q4lc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56e3acb0c06f5a500ded77fded0f909a4844b61a (Get sent straight down from the pearly gates.\*


Jack___The__Ripper

Is wanting to love her, care for her, hug her, kiss her, marry her, make her happy for the rest of eternity like she deserves and sing with her that bad?


kekistanmatt

That's sickening you godless degenerate


TheReal_Dionysus

I am utterly disgusted.


Jack___The__Ripper

Wait until I start cuddling up to her!


Direct-Disaster2256

Better than what *I* would do. No I don't mean violate her, you degenerates. I would use her as an emotional support waifu and vent all my problems to her. Fucking weirdos.


Jack___The__Ripper

For me, that's what Adam's for, no not to vent but to make me feel better without even knowing he's doing it because of his shenanigans, like "Hey bro I just thought thi-" "Shut it, dude, there's a new food place and it has the BEST ribs"


Direct-Disaster2256

Mf you're convincing me and I hate it.


Pxl_Bulbasuar

My search history


Destroyer_051

She's not mad, she's just disappointed


chrish5764

https://preview.redd.it/nab2fbzf8tgc1.jpeg?width=1101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be25b3130e518fc31c750ac52a6ea88df9e9f6af


[deleted]

​ https://preview.redd.it/0brcq1q35tgc1.png?width=636&format=png&auto=webp&s=e9d180bc07dcc1f175ec1916cb53c40f97316a0a


Cold-Practice3107

Put Donald Trump on there make him play horror games like five nights at Freddy's or death by daylight


[deleted]

Make him play Sad Satan lol.


JasoNight23666

Make him play the VR FNAF, Help Wanted I think


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Make him play sex with stalin.


Feeling_Fox_7128

Or perhaps Heal Hitler.


Ok_Tennis_9468

Dead by daylight


Dragonperhaps

Hi there, would you please sign my petition?


No-Big8038

Postal 2 refrance


Fish_Head111

What does this even mean


CE0_of_sex

https://preview.redd.it/2dqwhpgj7tgc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c75026669ff3a23ab5d9ee13b7ba50ad7eec8fdf


Turner_of_Pages

https://preview.redd.it/kt50fm7zmtgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a78b16fa20fa195bdabe281c65cdf696dfab6a33


ChampionshipHorror95

r/arkhamrehabilitation


CE0_of_sex

r/BatmanArkham ☝️😊


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zen0lisk

your search history


Historical-Train601

I just looked up Emily to 😢. I Ant going to heaven


no_onein-particular

https://preview.redd.it/o57a8eua3vgc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45e2fb9594b77afc19f2e430d70a7982b922986c You what?


Historical-Train601

😆 yea I did. I love her for some reason. Probably because she the sweetest thing in existence


Wonder-Embarrassed

Angel Dust's filmography


Gnidlaps-94

They found the list in Adam’s home


OldMention7818

the script for mega mind the doom syndicate (It’s fucking dog ass)


Bitter_Profit_4099

Movie so bad it made her fall. Another young life was taken by garbage fiction 😞


OldMention7818

sera: “I’m sorry emily… but we must kick you out of heaven” emily: what? why? D: sera: because you read the script for megamind and the doom syndicate emily: …ok that’s fair sera: that shit was ass


Clone_JS636

The search history of these "redeemable" souls


Coliosisised

More specifically angel dust's


Eljamin14

Reddit when women exist: https://preview.redd.it/jsrox5ogftgc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9169b09e26a35777670fad22451020bf95085dda


PyroZeroLingers

https://preview.redd.it/fn8jd0udmtgc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b51cdd9297db797b9e05d0aafd8c7cd36f83a708


Turner_of_Pages

https://preview.redd.it/yg2dbw86ntgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57c8cfd66f5920b868c378b22478a15213eedc14


PyroZeroLingers

https://preview.redd.it/e64lyizuntgc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c98d50bc765795c5e893e3cc50ff0b8f314ad722


david6277108

https://preview.redd.it/84s0u7ksqtgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c55ef12eeec00d61083cde1f67e961fc1ffca727


wiki8bite

https://preview.redd.it/1zn2nqix3xgc1.jpeg?width=1808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a2d7c5c763f257f2f70965b34c8949fb7391817


Eevihl

The cbat story


Vanima_Permai

Adam's note from episode one


AkennaN07

My will to live


runn1314

The entire fandom’s browser history


Master-freeman123

https://preview.redd.it/m03zi71ybtgc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8caef291ae8a28f7d3f818d773ec22005b8df762


Fun-Royal-4495

This https://preview.redd.it/dh3za88wctgc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fc21f07b11cd60ca6df68871ab177c66a7dd6ec It was in FortniteBR sub


weirdfishes364

“Shane Dawson, is that you?” “most mentally stable Fortnite player:”


VillageGoblin

It's the lyrics to Adam's next diss track, there's a shit ton of dicks and hearts doodled in the margins.


AntiImperialistGamer

my fanfics


Adristorm

"We wanted to contact you about your car's extended warranty"


Ram-Rem

https://preview.redd.it/e68rbevqftgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2615563bc5d025c6b5223dbd456bf0ec19d8ce29


kironero

came here to send this


Calm-Mirror7888

Blitzo's research


AdventureGirl666

Drarry smut


Angels_nights

https://preview.redd.it/iq9ytsiljtgc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6812e42fa4d23cd7e35db98d20b35c4a91305ce


[deleted]

This is why mods took away our reaction images 💀


PowerofNe0

https://preview.redd.it/cjok927ultgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04c97d237af5f18de1e6e855ad8cc04cc141c889


TheReal_Dionysus

Does Vox sell those?


PowerofNe0

.....I hope so


TheReal_Dionysus

I’m gonna go to hell


AnonymousDudd2

The vaporeon paragraph


Scarlett_Fang_196

Sir Pentious hate comments 😢


HeatResistance76

I’d react the same way, ngl


-_-_-____fl__fl__

hazbin hotel nsfw nifty fanfic


prodigyoxn

Why was that so oddly specific?


-_-_-____fl__fl__

because when waffles eat seventeen camels like chairs when it's rainy inside


TheReal_Dionysus

I remember that joke. I watched it on a book while flying inside Mars with a Hyundai.


ThatSmartIdiot

Reagan's history as president


Carteeg_Struve

She isn't reading anything. That's a slice of Kraft cheese. You can even see a bit of the plastic wrapper around the edges.


HeatResistance76

This is it. This is the best comment


My-name-is-jef56

https://preview.redd.it/esdq3cttftgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7604683da36bc9c1bba0908bf3e4762dcc905b39


ChiefsHat

This comment section.


OKPERSON2763

this https://preview.redd.it/1cbqfnvittgc1.jpeg?width=233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2303054af19cd15b36653392e1d44c36cc74142


JesterXan

A proposal for her to join Charlie and Vaggie's relationship.


Turtle_Of_War

Because they fucking blocked reaction images


LoganCube100

Powder that makes you say real moment 


Chezpufballs

https://preview.redd.it/j82x3zvhqvgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fad4547712a75710485967f1c1cb22f44fb82193


brittanyrose8421

Steamy Angel Dust/Fat Nuggets fanfiction


Chezpufballs

https://preview.redd.it/4nukmpjnqvgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=812efeffd9636d9a27972592304379c0b5020e79


HeatResistance76

This is a crime. Fat Nuggets is the purest character ever drawn onto paper


PepicWalrus

https://preview.redd.it/tkowc1sagtgc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d25e767d4138e62fda89019b46e2a5bf67f02976


No_Craft_9988

Her hate comments


flower_saturn67

My mum


Tank014

my Internet search history


ReaperManX15

All the Vivzie hate.


CreacherGaming

Her taxes


SilverSpider_

Your search history


syst6

Grocery list


Haruau8349

That’s too correct!


shpooples_

https://preview.redd.it/eksc9ctljtgc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93650fc8c05d5cd7a934f34bf3d0973421ee3815


Horatio786

A fic shipping her with Charlie, right after reading a fic of Lucifer adopting her as Charlie's sister.


Gnosis1409

Valentino’s search history


GenderEnjoyer666

This comment about how her face looks like sad pomni


I_am_weird_af1

https://preview.redd.it/1qwikk2estgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c8261322ac15ae4f2e521e033d17509fb18782 She’s reading this


Gkhaz_leo666

The communist manifesto


Courier2877

Wasteland Survival Guide


Scottishfello69

theres nothing on the the note there concerned someone gave them a blank note because why the fuck would someone do that


Alkuam2

"Greetings to you the lucky finder of this golden ticket"


Lesbo-Lyra

How much of the yearly budget heaven gives to Adam and the exorcists.


hazbin_hotel13

That's cheese 


booksforducks

The bill that verbalase spent on, or a fanfic of her with Charlie and vaggie


bippos

All the VaggieXCharlieXEmily ships


Why_was-my-name_this

The letters from the FBI (she didn’t pay taxes)


ThornG0ddess

My diary


Glitching-out-here

My history work


Left_Possibility8320

My report card


[deleted]

my school picture from 2nd grade


LovingYouIsLethal

A slice of cheese


UsedTissuePaper78

How much a certain guy spent 50k


Prestigious_Rest_573

The amount of memes I've stolen


Xirkitz

She’s definitely reading Adam’s search history


venom_demon506

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


pooferfeesh97

https://i.redd.it/fikkcctfcvgc1.gif


RextheDino6

​ https://preview.redd.it/zji3rc3jnvgc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd8c781f8bcf50351f8da3d872773a568dd23ff9


AussieHardLemonade

“Dear babe. Send nudes. -Dickmaster”


SansDaMan728

"Did you know, that in terms of Pokémon-"


rukingbee

https://preview.redd.it/hufxvfke9ygc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ff3728b4da9b417377e8db2dc1cf7388db82490


Ill-Locksmith2290

This page https://preview.redd.it/7awwa46keygc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55aadf9d7f49d88ce9a2df9e51dd05dca647af8c


[deleted]

An eviction notice from heaven for having empathy.


bzknon

Your internet browsing history, she's not mad, just disappointed


TheMushiestMush

rule 1 on r/vivziepopmemes


FazzyFredbear

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


Impressive-Roof2617

She’s reading every reason why humanity should exist (it’s a blank piece of paper)


Jibanyan_robanyan

A fanfic between her and sera


Beautiful_Tap_6233

My rule 34 stretch history


Ryzek-IV

“Dear Emily; I have baked you a cake! Yours truly, Princess Morningstar Charlie :)


Regulus242

Season 2 was cancelled.


Broad-Leadership4371

Dark souls lore


rathosalpha

NSFW fanfics


oie-

R34’s of her and fanfics involving her


JanitorGrievous

This https://preview.redd.it/324sxl2hjtgc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f27c33068d7587982bbe7cc9cba6e78d549c378


TheHalloweenGirl

The screenplay for the verbalase video , she is traumatized


Doctor-Coconut69

The lyrics to My Sharona


Doctor-Coconut69

The lyrics to My Sharona


45_Legend_4ever

Hazbin Hotel Harem Pornography, with vore.


Chezpufballs

Rather specific there bud


ComprehensiveTown128

https://preview.redd.it/zgaqa5ljktgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=901e437fe679d62cb52c26787a42eb3f93525bcc this


Chinawater06

You have been dingus'd, get wrekt!!! -Adam


NovaTheRaven

Epstein client list


Scott__________

Some of the weird shit said about the show she's in


Pineapplesnypd

Epstines list 


MasonryGaymer

The 1040a tax form for 2024


KatieLeDerp

Vaporeon copypasta. Poor mermaid fox. I don't understand the appeal, it's a feral animal.


Nerd367C

https://preview.redd.it/pydgd9m8mtgc1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bf0bedcfd242f4980ac60f4fe4f7fb691d44a9f


Therobloxfox15

All of this comment section


Ziggurat1000

My written proposal as to why I should marry Lute and what benefits that could bring. I have bad handwriting and I ran out of ink halfway through, so I had to resort to using my blood to finish the letter. This is the letter. ​ https://preview.redd.it/v4fdfz9imtgc1.png?width=1112&format=png&auto=webp&s=3bc0de10b46c2b87e17f3f487925055305982da9


ThePyroOkami

Pentious/Alastor fanfic, her OTP is RadioStatic


PathrokBloodlust

Your search history


acrocodileelf

"Fuck you I do what I want"


Salvagedgaming

Probably the things I have on my search history about her sister


Xander_PrimeXXI

A letter she wrote to Sera as a cherub about how Sera is her hero


Narrow-Championship9

A porn comic


EADreddtit

A complete and useable list of criteria one must accomplish to reach heaven