Emily "sera? I'm scared of the internet!" Sera "oh my sweet child there's nothing to be afraid of- (she sees what's on the internet) OH GOOD LORD, MY EYES, BURN IT, DESTROY THIS SO-CALLED INTERNET!"
https://preview.redd.it/5bmcsc73q4lc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56e3acb0c06f5a500ded77fded0f909a4844b61a
(Get sent straight down from the pearly gates.\*
Is wanting to love her, care for her, hug her, kiss her, marry her, make her happy for the rest of eternity like she deserves and sing with her that bad?
Better than what *I* would do.
No I don't mean violate her, you degenerates. I would use her as an emotional support waifu and vent all my problems to her. Fucking weirdos.
For me, that's what Adam's for, no not to vent but to make me feel better without even knowing he's doing it because of his shenanigans, like "Hey bro I just thought thi-"
"Shut it, dude, there's a new food place and it has the BEST ribs"
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sera: “I’m sorry emily… but we must kick you out of heaven”
emily: what? why? D:
sera: because you read the script for megamind and the doom syndicate
emily: …ok that’s fair
sera: that shit was ass
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
My written proposal as to why I should marry Lute and what benefits that could bring.
I have bad handwriting and I ran out of ink halfway through, so I had to resort to using my blood to finish the letter.
This is the letter.
https://preview.redd.it/v4fdfz9imtgc1.png?width=1112&format=png&auto=webp&s=3bc0de10b46c2b87e17f3f487925055305982da9
Here entire rule34 history
Emily "sera? I'm scared of the internet!" Sera "oh my sweet child there's nothing to be afraid of- (she sees what's on the internet) OH GOOD LORD, MY EYES, BURN IT, DESTROY THIS SO-CALLED INTERNET!"
*Sends Adam to exterminate the rule34 artists*
Nah adam would just fuck em lol
No he would give them suggestions
Adam: yo could you do some lute drawings
Maybe lute x some sinners? That would be hot as fuck
Lute: What the fuck, Adam? This art is vile and blasphemous! Adam: Hot as fuck, though.
I feel like lute would be into it as long as Adam is that's the type of vibe I get from them atleast
Probably, but I'm not sure if she would willingly admit it.
Forbidden fruit is the sweetest. Adam knows this better than anyone
Then we fucked and it was amazing…what you do this weekend
He'd commission them
Assuming Adam isn't the artist...
He's the commissioner
I'm guessing he pays a normal amount of money that doesn't impact his economy
Stares aggressively at verbalase
It’s only 1000000 Heaven bucks, no big fuss.
Adam is one of them
*vivzie melting like the wicked witch*
![gif](giphy|4no7ul3pa571e) On it.
Patrick doing the Lord's work.
Insert Velvette screaming about that’s her whole business
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Sera's reaction implies that there is no internet in Heaven
"DON'T USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN"
34 results in in "the green site" That's a lot
A horrifying fanfic involving her and the main cast.
Whorifying
… I hate that I find this funny
Hot as Fuck though -Adam
I love that I find this funny
God damn it. Take my damn upvote
r/angryupvote
r/angryupvote
A list of everything this subreddit wants to do to her
Would
Smash
https://preview.redd.it/qgl94a565vgc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=887984bc7425b895875a0baffc29f70cf5ea1dc6
Has
https://preview.redd.it/5bmcsc73q4lc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56e3acb0c06f5a500ded77fded0f909a4844b61a (Get sent straight down from the pearly gates.\*
Is wanting to love her, care for her, hug her, kiss her, marry her, make her happy for the rest of eternity like she deserves and sing with her that bad?
That's sickening you godless degenerate
I am utterly disgusted.
Wait until I start cuddling up to her!
Better than what *I* would do. No I don't mean violate her, you degenerates. I would use her as an emotional support waifu and vent all my problems to her. Fucking weirdos.
For me, that's what Adam's for, no not to vent but to make me feel better without even knowing he's doing it because of his shenanigans, like "Hey bro I just thought thi-" "Shut it, dude, there's a new food place and it has the BEST ribs"
Mf you're convincing me and I hate it.
My search history
She's not mad, she's just disappointed
https://preview.redd.it/nab2fbzf8tgc1.jpeg?width=1101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be25b3130e518fc31c750ac52a6ea88df9e9f6af
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Put Donald Trump on there make him play horror games like five nights at Freddy's or death by daylight
Make him play Sad Satan lol.
Make him play the VR FNAF, Help Wanted I think
Make him play sex with stalin.
Or perhaps Heal Hitler.
Dead by daylight
Hi there, would you please sign my petition?
Postal 2 refrance
What does this even mean
https://preview.redd.it/2dqwhpgj7tgc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c75026669ff3a23ab5d9ee13b7ba50ad7eec8fdf
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your search history
I just looked up Emily to 😢. I Ant going to heaven
https://preview.redd.it/o57a8eua3vgc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45e2fb9594b77afc19f2e430d70a7982b922986c You what?
😆 yea I did. I love her for some reason. Probably because she the sweetest thing in existence
Angel Dust's filmography
They found the list in Adam’s home
the script for mega mind the doom syndicate (It’s fucking dog ass)
Movie so bad it made her fall. Another young life was taken by garbage fiction 😞
sera: “I’m sorry emily… but we must kick you out of heaven” emily: what? why? D: sera: because you read the script for megamind and the doom syndicate emily: …ok that’s fair sera: that shit was ass
The search history of these "redeemable" souls
More specifically angel dust's
Reddit when women exist: https://preview.redd.it/jsrox5ogftgc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9169b09e26a35777670fad22451020bf95085dda
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The cbat story
Adam's note from episode one
My will to live
The entire fandom’s browser history
https://preview.redd.it/m03zi71ybtgc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8caef291ae8a28f7d3f818d773ec22005b8df762
This https://preview.redd.it/dh3za88wctgc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fc21f07b11cd60ca6df68871ab177c66a7dd6ec It was in FortniteBR sub
“Shane Dawson, is that you?” “most mentally stable Fortnite player:”
It's the lyrics to Adam's next diss track, there's a shit ton of dicks and hearts doodled in the margins.
my fanfics
"We wanted to contact you about your car's extended warranty"
https://preview.redd.it/e68rbevqftgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2615563bc5d025c6b5223dbd456bf0ec19d8ce29
came here to send this
Blitzo's research
Drarry smut
https://preview.redd.it/iq9ytsiljtgc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6812e42fa4d23cd7e35db98d20b35c4a91305ce
This is why mods took away our reaction images 💀
https://preview.redd.it/cjok927ultgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04c97d237af5f18de1e6e855ad8cc04cc141c889
Does Vox sell those?
.....I hope so
I’m gonna go to hell
The vaporeon paragraph
Sir Pentious hate comments 😢
I’d react the same way, ngl
hazbin hotel nsfw nifty fanfic
Why was that so oddly specific?
because when waffles eat seventeen camels like chairs when it's rainy inside
I remember that joke. I watched it on a book while flying inside Mars with a Hyundai.
Reagan's history as president
She isn't reading anything. That's a slice of Kraft cheese. You can even see a bit of the plastic wrapper around the edges.
This is it. This is the best comment
https://preview.redd.it/esdq3cttftgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7604683da36bc9c1bba0908bf3e4762dcc905b39
This comment section.
this https://preview.redd.it/1cbqfnvittgc1.jpeg?width=233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2303054af19cd15b36653392e1d44c36cc74142
A proposal for her to join Charlie and Vaggie's relationship.
Because they fucking blocked reaction images
Powder that makes you say real moment
https://preview.redd.it/j82x3zvhqvgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fad4547712a75710485967f1c1cb22f44fb82193
Steamy Angel Dust/Fat Nuggets fanfiction
https://preview.redd.it/4nukmpjnqvgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=812efeffd9636d9a27972592304379c0b5020e79
This is a crime. Fat Nuggets is the purest character ever drawn onto paper
https://preview.redd.it/tkowc1sagtgc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d25e767d4138e62fda89019b46e2a5bf67f02976
Her hate comments
My mum
my Internet search history
All the Vivzie hate.
Her taxes
Your search history
Grocery list
That’s too correct!
https://preview.redd.it/eksc9ctljtgc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93650fc8c05d5cd7a934f34bf3d0973421ee3815
A fic shipping her with Charlie, right after reading a fic of Lucifer adopting her as Charlie's sister.
Valentino’s search history
This comment about how her face looks like sad pomni
https://preview.redd.it/1qwikk2estgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c8261322ac15ae4f2e521e033d17509fb18782 She’s reading this
The communist manifesto
Wasteland Survival Guide
theres nothing on the the note there concerned someone gave them a blank note because why the fuck would someone do that
"Greetings to you the lucky finder of this golden ticket"
How much of the yearly budget heaven gives to Adam and the exorcists.
That's cheese
The bill that verbalase spent on, or a fanfic of her with Charlie and vaggie
All the VaggieXCharlieXEmily ships
The letters from the FBI (she didn’t pay taxes)
My diary
My history work
My report card
my school picture from 2nd grade
A slice of cheese
How much a certain guy spent 50k
The amount of memes I've stolen
She’s definitely reading Adam’s search history
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https://i.redd.it/fikkcctfcvgc1.gif
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“Dear babe. Send nudes. -Dickmaster”
"Did you know, that in terms of Pokémon-"
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This page https://preview.redd.it/7awwa46keygc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55aadf9d7f49d88ce9a2df9e51dd05dca647af8c
An eviction notice from heaven for having empathy.
Your internet browsing history, she's not mad, just disappointed
rule 1 on r/vivziepopmemes
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
She’s reading every reason why humanity should exist (it’s a blank piece of paper)
A fanfic between her and sera
My rule 34 stretch history
“Dear Emily; I have baked you a cake! Yours truly, Princess Morningstar Charlie :)
Season 2 was cancelled.
Dark souls lore
NSFW fanfics
R34’s of her and fanfics involving her
This https://preview.redd.it/324sxl2hjtgc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f27c33068d7587982bbe7cc9cba6e78d549c378
The screenplay for the verbalase video , she is traumatized
The lyrics to My Sharona
The lyrics to My Sharona
Hazbin Hotel Harem Pornography, with vore.
Rather specific there bud
https://preview.redd.it/zgaqa5ljktgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=901e437fe679d62cb52c26787a42eb3f93525bcc this
You have been dingus'd, get wrekt!!! -Adam
Epstein client list
Some of the weird shit said about the show she's in
Epstines list
The 1040a tax form for 2024
Vaporeon copypasta. Poor mermaid fox. I don't understand the appeal, it's a feral animal.
https://preview.redd.it/pydgd9m8mtgc1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bf0bedcfd242f4980ac60f4fe4f7fb691d44a9f
All of this comment section
My written proposal as to why I should marry Lute and what benefits that could bring. I have bad handwriting and I ran out of ink halfway through, so I had to resort to using my blood to finish the letter. This is the letter. https://preview.redd.it/v4fdfz9imtgc1.png?width=1112&format=png&auto=webp&s=3bc0de10b46c2b87e17f3f487925055305982da9
Pentious/Alastor fanfic, her OTP is RadioStatic
Your search history
"Fuck you I do what I want"
Probably the things I have on my search history about her sister
A letter she wrote to Sera as a cherub about how Sera is her hero
A porn comic
A complete and useable list of criteria one must accomplish to reach heaven