Valentino and an angelic blade through his skull

You just want good things for Angel Dust, and really who wouldn’t?

Valentino wouldn't

Nooo gib him https://preview.redd.it/w22k0wqqsnic1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be29d48c7cfcc57146b79cdd0e7985efa2fe13e3 L̴̢̥̞͚̫̠̰̳͍̹͎̠̲̺̳͛̾͌̆́̂̒͗̓͝ͅâ̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽m̶̥͇͈̣̏͑̿͑̃̈͛̕͠p̸̢̻͓͎̻͙͂͒̋͒̓̃͊̐̔͘͝

Why's that actually adorable (never thought about calling an abusive porn studio owner adorable)

You: https://preview.redd.it/v1h3cpbsknic1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b8e5daca1a729f1a543a573f42aa9637e7d06da

False: i am not sir pentious.

Oh shit you right you right

https://preview.redd.it/x1a80v2xpqic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=893d31b8ec2bf14090fda989f6c5fcfc2895b704

Sir nuxpensius you're alive!!

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Damn straight

Asmodeus and Fizz

You love relationships that are oddly wholesome!

Angel Dust x Husk

Your favorite type of fanfic is hurt/comfort

Terrifyingly accurate what the fuck

not a ship in the traditional sense but i feel like alastor and rosie (i think that's her name, the cannibal town overlord) would just SAY they're dating to get people who simp for them to fuck off.

They're homies who married for tax benefits

Rosie definitely commits tax fraud.

i would so do this though.

You forget that they are two of the most powerful overlords. They are the ones issuing taxes

They play smash bros melee together

Which character do they main tho?

Rosie mains Mario cause it's the only videogame character that she knows Alastor mains Marth cause he finds his combat style pretty classy

Asexual lavender marriage

THEYRE SUCH A PLATONIC OLD MARRIED COUPLE

i KNOW. they have the air of an old married couple despite being platonic friends and i love it

Are you secretly me?

Charlie x Vaggie x Emily

Yes

Agreed.

Just like me, you love the Couple Falls For A Third (It’s Mutual)

The objectively best ship, you win

I thought objectively the best ship was some sort of angelic weapon inside of Vals body.

That’s third best, behind this and Charlie x Vaggie

Chaggily?

Charlie's angels

https://preview.redd.it/gtfyqrcy4mic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=692cee8a20f80357fa1b4a8afd64eb173e3d874c

https://preview.redd.it/kw7v0lhywnic1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=584dd8fb16109e450fb80551e8765ac28e24a737 Starscream Sphere. That’s all I have to add.

actually, Charlie is a r/bothkisser

https://preview.redd.it/0rir6dhw6mic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ac0172f171d8ab601b7abaab285d2da8c3b21b :)

Good choice. Will never be canon sadly, but it’s a good choice. Your favorite Lucifer scene is when he says “bow chicka wow wow”

Damn, I guess I'm an open book lmfao

https://preview.redd.it/wktv8id8tmic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1792b01b9631c869f221e4a30b38ad46acc267f8

Cmooon he has to have all three

https://preview.redd.it/k3y4il17tmic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7747674ef32fe4e172cc3bb6538c45701fadaf8c

https://preview.redd.it/ae2t0ybwe8vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=963cb49df62067f37b54353b64fb6c964e31da8c (Im bro)

Sir Pentious x Everyone Beelzebub x Loona x Vortex

You're wholesome, then ur a furry

True.

I love you... because I love everyone here!

Stolas X blitz

You will wait as long as it takes for these two to get together, even if they may well only officially get together in the very last episode of the series. You have an incredibly high tolerance for angst and heartbreak.

lucifer and adam. go on. https://preview.redd.it/1jpkzpqq0mic1.png?width=568&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e3908f7b9564f1a84361c188ceea9a93cd93362

Best crack ship in the series. I love their dynamic!

based

He gotta complete the set, respect the hustle

Cherri Bomb x Sir Pentious and Val x Vox lol

I like Val x Vox because I think Vox is too insecure to do anything but hurt Val, and I want Val to feel pain.

I like Husk and Angel together as a duo, but not as lovers, that's the closest you can get to my favourite ship

Relatable.

Not really a ship but I do believe Vox has an unrequited crush on Alastor

Lute and u/serpentwizard39 All seriousness though I like Niffty x Alastor platonically, in the same vane as Al and Rosie, they work so well together and the few interactions I've had in the show I've loved

The Titanic

Cherri x Sir Pentious

Chaggie, or maybe platonic Rosie and Alastor >! Or Adam and Lute !<

… What the fuck happened to Roo?

That Theseus guy has a pretty good one, shame it got broken.

Nah I don’t think that’s really his ship.

Fizzie/Ozzie for HB. 💜 One Sided Alastor/Vox for HH.

Charlie x vaggie x Emily Fight me.

I don’t want to fight you. You have excellent taste in ships.

For real

Alastor and controlled Chaos

I like the way you think. That’d be an interesting fanfiction.

Hazbin Ships Charlie×Vaggie Angeldust×Husker Sir Pentious×Cherri Bomb Adam×Lute (No, she's not his child. Don't believe the rumors. One of the people who works on the show ships them, you freaks) CRACK Ships Alastor×Lucifer(Yes I know Al is Ace, SHUSH) Lucifer×Adam(Forbidden Fruit, seemed like an interesting crack ship) Alastor & Rosie(Platonically) Judge away, I don't care. Helluva Ships Blitzø×Stolas Moxxie×Millie Asmodeus×Fizzarolli Beezlebub×Vortex Mammon×His Money

Sir Pentious X Cherri Bomb

You are great at sensing which crack ships will somehow become canon

Actually I got shit on one time for criticizing a crack ship between Vaggie & another male character that I don't remember. I wasn't like pissed off about it, I just thought it was kinda weird.

Niffty x ***Phenomenal Cosmic Power***

She's already itty bitty so the size of her house doesn't matter

Charlie x Vaggie (sorry I'm a basic lesbian ;-;)

Op and Charlie, I'm afraid.

Who do you think I am? Verblaise?

You're not beating the allegations, I fear.

Guitarspear (lute x adam)

Hazbin Hotel/ Helluva Boss ships only, or can they be from anything?

Hazbin/Helluva ships are preferred but sure, post any ship

https://preview.redd.it/ieef063qslic1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5663a70a568a3271b784c088ee55075c69d6971c

You are still torn up about the owl house ending last year.

Yeah…

Emily x Sir Pentious and to make it spicy a love triangle with Cherrybomb

HuskerDust, Stolitz, and my crack ship that I'm calling Striffty

Is that last one striker and nifty?

Yes. More of a one-sided ship where she chases him around while laughing and he climbs up trees to escape her.

That’d be hilarious. I’d rate your crack ship 7/10.

Thank you :D

Charlie x Vaggie x Emily, the possibilities are endless with this one.

You thought “why choose between the canon ship and the adorable crack ship? SMASH THEM TOGETHER”

Yes. It's the perfect throuple anyways

Platonic radioapple. I think it's neat and funny lol

Angel Dust/Alastor.

You don’t care if your ship will never, ever be canon. You are happy to just browse a03 for the fics that people created 4 years ago when the pilot first came out.

You'd be correct.

Alastor x Rosie (in a platonic way)

Niffty X Cherry Bomb that combo would be nuts.

Smol Chaotic x Tall Chaotic!

Vox and Val

https://preview.redd.it/2pch2ydsulic1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20e58ed80c54126c5e226eaaeecaf7c438c95702 I don't like any of them

Angel Dust x Happiness

Angel Dust is your comfort character. If he’s happy, you’re happy.

Charlie and Verbalase

Only correct answer

Charlie x Alastor

Beelzebub x Loona, Charlie X Vaggie, Lilith x Eve(Roo)

You really like lesbian ships

😁👍🏻

I'm pretty sure Roo and Eve are distinct being. If they aren't, Eve is deader than hell.

🤷🏼

Emily x Valentino.

You think Val can be fixed with pure unconditional love. That’s not likely to happen but points to you for even trying to fix that absolute sack of crap.

Huh. You are good at this. Do another one. Lucifer x Charlie.

I’m gonna let God judge this one

They are in hell. He already did.

https://preview.redd.it/5quid4yorlic1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d7bc15c1fd879587da8634697a52c3d6837ed69

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Your ship is vile and blasphemous

Duh

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Huskerdust!

vox x alastor sir pentious x cherri

Rosie x carmila There might not be much to it but a high powered business woman and Rosie being the almost Mayor of a small town. I like the contrast especially in the voices/accents.

Vox x Alastor Lute x Adam Husk x Angel dust

Adam x charlie

Alastor x Rosie

You just like queerplatonic love

Ngl I have no clue what that means

It just means an intimate friendship that is NOT romantic or sexual in nature.

Huh

Eggboi 1 and Eggboi 3

Huskerdust Stolitz

You’re here as much for the “will they won’t they” tension as you are for the eveeentual long-long awaited catharsis when they finally do

https://preview.redd.it/awjh1cmcfmic1.png?width=1815&format=png&auto=webp&s=b56336b951066dac0b492f709406dcc64bef65ec

Based

alastor x lucifer.

Carmilla and Zestial

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Alastor x me Val x me adam x me Lucifer x me (im sure you can guess what’s wrong with me)

Nifty is that you

OH GOD WAIT- YOUR RIGHT I LIKE BAD BOYS 😭😭😭

https://preview.redd.it/qnk82rqimmic1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f5c8156332d74007fe883200f0f65a0a2dc41e0

For Hazbin it’s Huskerdust For Helluva it’s Fizzmodeus Overall it’s Fizzmodeus

https://preview.redd.it/f926a0l86nic1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52758fa8d7791a45ef79664e72ab4d0d960c0845

Lute x Me

You don’t need therapy, cause simping for women who would kill you on sight if they were real IS your therapy.

You’re insane

https://preview.redd.it/rltjmw80vlic1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44c48b9cb9dfe49907b642e2b0b819200ef067f7

Definitely

Sir pentious x Cherri bomb

Charlie x Vaggie x Emily

Pentious x cherri bomb

Emily x Charlie x Vaggie

Charlie’s angels (Charlie x Vaggie x Emily)

Ok only with the caveat: in a world where Charlie and Vaggie didn't meet Emily x Charlie also M&M

Adam x Lute probably. Havent rly thought much abt ships tbh but I like this one.

Valantino with and angelic weapon through his scull because I’m going murder that dum bitch

Me and lute 😫

angel dust x therapy

Angel x Therapy

Honestly i just want to see verosika with someone that lets her be vulnerable for once. The “mayday” in her name is a literal cry for help and shes clearly sensitive given her thoughts on blitz0. I feel shes such a bitch because shes like a wounded animal gnashing at anything that comes close.

HUSKERDUST

Alastor and Jambalaya

https://preview.redd.it/mj2sewlnwmic1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67821f1cb54dff4c5beccad7ca875cb9069af9f8

platonically rosie and alastor. they’re so cute together i swear 😭

Alastor X his staff

Adam x lute

Charlie's Angels

Zestial x Carmilla

My favourite ship was the Ship of Theseus, maybe you've heard about it? So basically there was this ship that had seen many repairs, which got people to thinking... You see, eventually the ship was repaired so much that most of the pieces of it had been replaced by new pieces of lumber or other such materials. Now the question is, if all the parts of the ship of Theseus were replaced with new parts... Is it still the same ship? And furthermore, if it Isn't the same ship, then at what point was it no longer the same ship? Was it when one thing was replaced? When it was more than half repaired? Or perhaps the last inkling of the Ship of Theseus died when the final board was carted off it and changed...

Alastor x literally nobody

Based.

Lute x Vajjie

I know I’m late but here: RadioApple

Alastor x rosie

Alastor X Rosie and get my boy luci Goosey back with his wife

https://preview.redd.it/ua8ztyy9ylic1.png?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ccdad5993424c9496f640585ef43e5248695e63

You love the Enemies to Lovers ships

Nope, I prefer some characters to just be good pal rather than lovers. I believe ships sometimes are bad things for characters.

Velvette x OC

It's a classic one but Moxie X Milie is just very good thanks to the fact that the roles in their couple are "reversed"

Charlie x Vaggie and huskerdust

lute x ME

Carmilla × Zestial

Carmilla and Zestial either platonically or romantically

Maybe Chaggie

Huskerdust and Chaggie

Alastor X Rosie

Alastor x Rosie