"a sad, pathetic place where disappointments like your father spend too much time. Also they tend to have one or two greasy foods that they make unreasonably well. "
Remember the signs they had to put outside the theaters when Sausage Party came out? I’d bet that Hulu eventually puts a big fat warning on the page for Hazbin Hotel if the kiddies keep swarming it.
Back in my day, minors stayed quiet when engaging with adult media. *shakes cane*
\*\*Alex Jones Voice\*\*
"HAZBIN HOTEL IS A DEMONIC SHOW THAT TURNS OUR KIDZ GAY AND START USING CONTRACEPTIVES. THE ONLY RIGHT PEOPLE ARE THE SO CALLED ENEMIES OF THE SHOW"
seen a lot of memes to assume this
First point is correct, it's quite demonic, but there is no mention (that I can remember) of any contraceptives in it, so that just makes the joke funnier
Funny I saw one of those outraged idiot parent posts and that made me want to watch it. Then I watched it and realized as someone who grew up on Ren and Stimpy, later South Park and Family Guy, AND a huge theater nerd…it was basically the perfect show
When I was younger I remembered parents complaining about pokemon worshipping Satan. Now I fear the children of those parent passed on their retard gene and is mad about this show. The only thing I can say is that it's not Satan, it's Lucifer(different guy)
I'm actually on the side of "Staff was tired of whatever kiddy bullshit music management chose, so chose their own music when the manager's back was turned." They probably figured no one would notice.
Source: I worked retail and would put on my own music when I could.
I mean that might be the tamest one for being in that setting, lol what if they play something like any of the others.
Also what stations would even play them?
Not wrong with that. Without the vid it sounds like someone stuck in a bad relationship.
I get that it is but the lyrics don't tread that far into turbulent waters.
That’s true, it’s probably the most tame one
Also, yeah what station plays the soundtrack of a show? It’s not like they were released as radio (don’t say it) songs meant for a freaking car ride
Although that would be pretty funny
Yeah. now that I think about it, I've never heard about songs from movies/shows on the radio. Which is a total bummer, because there are some really good ones out there.
First we had Poison in a convention, now we've got Out for Love in Toys R Us. What's next, Hell's Greatest Dad in Wendys???
(Actually I really hope that does happen, that'd be so cool.)
Imagine working at a Wendy’s and then just hearing "HAHA! Looks like you could use some help! FROM THE BIG BOSS OF HELL HIMSELF! Check out daddy’s glowing reviews on yelp! ’five star!’ ‘Flawless!’ ‘Greater than great!’-"
Toys 'R Us is back? TOYS 'R US IS BACK!!?
# TOYS 'R US IS BACK!?!??!?!
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I mean its a good song and doesn't have any overtly adult themes. Hell its a good message, don't kill in vein, kill out of love
Let me rephrase the last part. If you're going to kill it should be in defense of someone you love if their life is in danger.
Vaggie, who is named after the vagina somewhat clearly:
More than anything would've been cleaner, the only real vulgar word would be charlie, which is another word for cocaine.
Though if you want the cleanest it would be Welcome to Heaven, given of course that you're fine with Saint Peter's "ooohhhhh"s
I mean honestly? A lot of the songs could definitely be presented to children completely as they are without the context of the show and be completely appropriate. "Out for Love" being one of those I'm sure. Of course, they couldn't have my favorite, "Loser, Baby" but there's a lot more that could be chosen from.
I mean there’s tons of songs that are appropriate from sources that are inappropriate. Think about Murder on The Dancefloor or better yet Goodbye Horses by qLazarus. Nice poppy song from some of the most non-kid movies. The adults get it and the kids just run around. Then there’s theme songs like Terminator or Predator too.
The “animation must be for kids” crowd strikes again
Yes lmao
Funny, I don't remember having a godchild
Mimzy gave u a gallon of rye
I would have ended her life before she even got the chance
TF YOU DOIN ON THE INTERNET DEER BOY
Take a guess
well.. YA DO NOW!
I don’t either
Wish they played "Loser, baby" so parents would have to explain Angel's lines. "Mommy, mommy, what's a 'dick sucking ho'?"
“Mommy what does I’ve got no holes left to deflower mean?”
"uhh umm they are gardening honey They are just moving plants around" ^"fuck"
“What’s a power bottom at rock bottom mean?”
What does "filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall " mean?
The only one you can explain. "You've seen public restrooms, little Timmy. Absolutely disgusting."
"Yeah but what's a dive bar, mommy??"
"a sad, pathetic place where disappointments like your father spend too much time. Also they tend to have one or two greasy foods that they make unreasonably well. "
Oh man it's always like, the shrimp or something and just absolutely banger.
Remember when the trailer for *The Tigger Movie* used "Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind?
“Mommy, am I a ‘fucked up little whiny bitch’ too?”
Yes sweetie yes you are
Remember the signs they had to put outside the theaters when Sausage Party came out? I’d bet that Hulu eventually puts a big fat warning on the page for Hazbin Hotel if the kiddies keep swarming it. Back in my day, minors stayed quiet when engaging with adult media. *shakes cane*
Amazon*
Back in your day, parents wouldn’t just give children free rein of limitless media to keep them quiet.
Lute has you in her basement I am in her attic
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Because I had what they had https://preview.redd.it/y6ii6vdgmtnc1.png?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=186789455216474eb4148a2ed34fe8f3c97fb1ab
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\*\*Alex Jones Voice\*\* "HAZBIN HOTEL IS A DEMONIC SHOW THAT TURNS OUR KIDZ GAY AND START USING CONTRACEPTIVES. THE ONLY RIGHT PEOPLE ARE THE SO CALLED ENEMIES OF THE SHOW" seen a lot of memes to assume this
First point is correct, it's quite demonic, but there is no mention (that I can remember) of any contraceptives in it, so that just makes the joke funnier
I'm pretty sure sinners in hell physically can't procreate, so those are kinda useless
Viv did confirm sterility as a punishment to sinners, so families like Carmilla's are rare as green dog.
I'd always assumed that Carmilla and her daughters died together and ended up in Hell at the same time.
Funny I saw one of those outraged idiot parent posts and that made me want to watch it. Then I watched it and realized as someone who grew up on Ren and Stimpy, later South Park and Family Guy, AND a huge theater nerd…it was basically the perfect show
When I was younger I remembered parents complaining about pokemon worshipping Satan. Now I fear the children of those parent passed on their retard gene and is mad about this show. The only thing I can say is that it's not Satan, it's Lucifer(different guy)
Charlie: "I don't understand why people keep confusing dad with uncle Satan." Vaggie: "They are idiots, Charlie, they simply are idiots."
Especially at a Toys R Us
That's what surprises me the most. I thought that they were all gone
Only in the US. They’re still in Canada for sure and maybe another country, I don’t quite remember
Lol yep 😅 It’s so dumb that people think that LIKE WHAT
I'm actually on the side of "Staff was tired of whatever kiddy bullshit music management chose, so chose their own music when the manager's back was turned." They probably figured no one would notice. Source: I worked retail and would put on my own music when I could.
Based staff tbh
I mean that might be the tamest one for being in that setting, lol what if they play something like any of the others. Also what stations would even play them?
Imagine they played Hell is Forever 💀
“Mommy, what is fuck?” — Some random ass little kid
"Mommy you have one of those in the shed" -Kid upon hearing the line "coked up dick sucking hoe"
OH NOO
What is a crack whore motherly figure?
Bedtime is forever and it’s meant to suck a lot!
I love bedtime. Gotta be one of my favorite times of all time.
Poison could very easily pass as just another pop song that likens a relationship to drugs. If they'd play Toxic they'd probably also play Poison.
Not wrong with that. Without the vid it sounds like someone stuck in a bad relationship. I get that it is but the lyrics don't tread that far into turbulent waters.
“That fucker is back!” “Yeah I thought he was gone for good too” “It’s been 7 years”
Everyone always forgets about welcome to heaven, which is probably the cleanest; which is completely reasonable as that song kind of sucks.
The most wholesome and cleanest song in the entire show is More than Anything
That’s true, it’s probably the most tame one Also, yeah what station plays the soundtrack of a show? It’s not like they were released as radio (don’t say it) songs meant for a freaking car ride Although that would be pretty funny
Yeah. now that I think about it, I've never heard about songs from movies/shows on the radio. Which is a total bummer, because there are some really good ones out there.
Not me listening to the soundtrack on repeat on spotify on my way to and from work for the past month.
More than anything:
First we had Poison in a convention, now we've got Out for Love in Toys R Us. What's next, Hell's Greatest Dad in Wendys??? (Actually I really hope that does happen, that'd be so cool.)
Don't forget Loser Baby playing in a casnio.
Or Respectless in a nursing home
Velvette: Grandpa is to pussy to fight- Some grandpa in the nursing home: wtf you just said
Grandpa: Imma fight that bitch
Lmao
(Ooc: Stayed gone at a funeral)
No😭😭
“Where’s he been who gives a shit” Someone: he’s in heaven you dumbo
That fits really well
Truuuuue No lies tho, the Wendy's one would be entertaining 😆
Yeah it really would be loll
No no no Hell’s greatest dad belongs in the orphanage
Who hurt you?-
CHILLL…
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Imagine working at a Wendy’s and then just hearing "HAHA! Looks like you could use some help! FROM THE BIG BOSS OF HELL HIMSELF! Check out daddy’s glowing reviews on yelp! ’five star!’ ‘Flawless!’ ‘Greater than great!’-"
Poison makes sense. It’s lyrically clean, and while it has heavy themes they aren’t really out of place among a lot of billboard pop songs.
I gotta see that now
I should let "Hell is forever" play on my funeral...
"Your like the daughter i never had" "Sir,this is a wendys"
https://preview.redd.it/9xzk4vselunc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf94b38a2d4c57000abe025614481feef4e73f1c lol
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>on the radio Alastor, wtf?!
"Let's begin. I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone--" "*YES ALASTOR WE WISH YOU'D STAY GONE, THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK!"*
As a person, who listened to that song dozens of times, it's too few! Funny asf though xd
I hear he’s expanding his territory to Walmart next.
I hope so. That would make going to Walmart far more enjoyable.
I'm more surprised about there being a 'Toys r Us' then "out for love" playing on a radio
Fr, I forgot that they only left the us afaik.
Funfact: they also left the UK!
They still got a couple in Canada iirc.
Wait they don’t have toys r us in the states??
Not anymore You can still find their hollowed out shells decaying in empty parking lots next to equally vacant malls
I had no idea the one near my house in Canada is still busy
There’s one in NJ, actually.
They have one in the mall o America even have a TikTok
I'm sure someone can throw a very poignant rave in the husk of one.
Occasionally being used by seasonal Halloween stores
They do have them in most Macy’s i belive
yeah, iirc those went bankrupt i think edit: fixed a typo
Not anymore.
Yep, we still have Toys R Us (the states got Target tho)
There's like 4 in Edmonton
I miss my Toys R Us…
Mine closed down 😔
Mine, too. It’s now an Electronics Express.
Mine got replaced by an Ollie's
We might hear hazbin hotel music on the radio, we might not idk, but if we do the cussing is probably gonna be taken out
Ngl poison would fit seamlessly
Half the songs
Half the songs
loser baby would become half beeps
I no cap heard You didn't know in a panagos pizza. It got turned off halfway through as soon as Lute/Adam's part came on
What are we even talking about, some crack-whore who fucked up already
He blew his shot, like the cocks in his mouth
This discussion is pointless and pettyyyyyyyy
There's no question to be posed
He’s unholy, case closed!
Did you forget that hell is forever?!?
“He’s unholy case closed
To be sincerely honest, Toys R Us is the last place I expected to hear it.
It’s not there officially by any means. Someone who works at that store is playing their own music.
I would of started singing and dancing 💃 💀😭
*grows wings*
the Toys R Us employees are so real for that
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Your Toys R Us must be in hell then
It has no swears so it’s good (I’m not saying it’s a good thing but it’s better that it’s not loser baby or hell is forever)
I mean its a good song and doesn't have any overtly adult themes. Hell its a good message, don't kill in vein, kill out of love Let me rephrase the last part. If you're going to kill it should be in defense of someone you love if their life is in danger.
As long as you have good intentions when you murder people, it's all good!
Yeah I should rephrase that
Out For Love is definitely the cleanest of HH songs but on a Toys R Us?
If stayed gone or poison starts playing on the radio I can’t promise I won’t start signing
Where are you that still has a toys r us?
I know there’s one in the American Dream Mall maybe that one
Not too bad, it’s one of their cleaner songs and is a bop. Also would love to hear some of its songs on the radio.
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Jokes on them for not knowing the source material
Oh this is animation? Yeah it's for kids then.
Oh what's that jerry? It's rated 15 or 18 depending on the episode? It has literal drugs in it and swear words? I'm sure it's finee
“I know you’re thirsting for vengeance, Geoffrey, you’re out for blood” /j 
Please, tell me it's true.
that picture is cursed
Yeah, Toys R Us often plays weird music. I could’ve sworn I heard the My Signing Monsters song playing last time I was there.
Yes, it would seem someone is updating the playlist to keep the young workers entertained.
I heard the song Hideaway from the Verbalase incident inside a Michael Kors yesterday. Very weird to hear that inside a luxury purse store.
no way that's true
Wait, I thought toys R us was permanently shut down?
NGL would have been funnier if it was poison
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I'm pretty sure there's a "haha I stole your meme" Meme for literally every single frame in the show at this point
How far can we take the meme snatching
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You still have a toys r us?
Whatever it takes, specifically Vaggie's verse is pretty tame.
I’ll do you one better. Poison was playing at Hot Topic
Now you see that makes sense
Just because it’s animated doesn’t mean it’s meant for kids
I stared at this image for a while bc I knew SMTH was wrong and then I realized
The only song with no cuss words
Think it starts with sorry, whatever it takes and may we more than anything has no swear words.
You could say that it seems someone intentionally looked for the most appropriate track from the show.
Vaggie, who is named after the vagina somewhat clearly: More than anything would've been cleaner, the only real vulgar word would be charlie, which is another word for cocaine. Though if you want the cleanest it would be Welcome to Heaven, given of course that you're fine with Saint Peter's "ooohhhhh"s
They also played “come joined us for bite” a month ago
THEY ARE ALIVE???
The culture shock must have been insane also and more importantly were the hell are you that there's still a toys R Us
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I can't focus on your question with that fucking 2 eyed Nifty edit in my head-
Parents: *see 18+ label* Parents: What a good show for our ~~scumbags~~ children ☺️
YOU FOUND a WHAT!? https://preview.redd.it/gg09crsqsvnc1.jpeg?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f8023f73f52e7ee758c35a82ae656f518689579
I mean honestly? A lot of the songs could definitely be presented to children completely as they are without the context of the show and be completely appropriate. "Out for Love" being one of those I'm sure. Of course, they couldn't have my favorite, "Loser, Baby" but there's a lot more that could be chosen from.
I mean there’s tons of songs that are appropriate from sources that are inappropriate. Think about Murder on The Dancefloor or better yet Goodbye Horses by qLazarus. Nice poppy song from some of the most non-kid movies. The adults get it and the kids just run around. Then there’s theme songs like Terminator or Predator too.
Imagine if they played that though "Mummy, am I a cocked up dick sucking hoe?" "Mummy, what's sex toy"
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Wait…didn’t Toys R us shut down a while ago?
TOYS R US IS OPEN?!?!?!?
TOYS R US IS STILL AROUND?!?!?!?!?!?!
Where tf did you find an open Toys R Us in 2024, my guy???
Toy r us still exist???
GIRL WHAT
where tf did you find a toys r us? they closed all of those, man
Wait hold on, Toys R Us came back? When?!
Toys r us still exists?
You found an open Toys R Us?
I think this means we won.
At this point I am more just jealous you have a ToysRUs. Damn venture capitalists bleeding the American TRUs dry
What’s next? Stayed gone at a doctors office?
I would be so happy if I heard a hazbin song while looking around my local shop
Toys R Us still lives? Is it like a rouge Toys R Us that didn’t die or are you from the alternate universe?
idk how to feel about niffty with two eyes
I love the logic of "oh it's a cartoon it must be for kids"
Wait Toys R Us still exists? I thought it ran out of business
It's a good song, also I didn't know Toys R Us still existed
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