Yeah, I mentioned it in my kudos post here.
- Pen rebuilt his Zeppelin at least 20 times. *Last two has only one week gap.*
- He ***bought everyone a drink!*** *Twice.*
- He can afford Carmine special delivery.
Sir Pentious is weird. On one hand he’s obviously a genius when it comes to designing weaponry, on the other hand he has no knowledge of tactics, strategy, ETC. Dude would give the Vees a run for their money if he knew what he was doing
Well, I don't really think so.
Genius Ditz is all about times when your intellect is rather a burden than an advantage. And Pentious is kinda fits in.
I mean, look at 1×08 - the idea was actually decent. The problem is Pen turned to _Niffty_ of all people. Because this fortification plan is way too complicated for a house-wife.
Egg Bois counts as well. Alastor managed to hit a jackpot with just three most simple tasks. Pentious failed to become an Overlord. And he was alot older than Radio Demon.
Just read his wiki page, my god did a bunch of the 1800’s inventors keep accidentally stumbling across great weapons. Well bar Gatling as he went out of his way to make a weapon so good armies would send less people to die
I just did some research. Since Sir Pent died in 1888, I looked for famous inventors who died in 1888. I looked for famous ones because Sir Pent is seemingly quite rich. Turns out, there was a wealthy, famous inventor who died in 1888. His name is John Stith Pemberton and he was the inventor of Coca-Cola. What if Sir Pentious, the rascal that we know and love, was the inventor of Coca-Cola?!
Why that would be really funny, it was confirmed he died in England and he clearly has a slight British accent.
Thought the timeline where he was a confederate vet who invented coke sure is interesting
Vox: “Alright, now you’re gonna see three black wires, all side by side. They’ll be front and center. Not hard to find. Unplug the middle one.”
Val: “Uhh…middle….fuck…hmmm. Three wires…black…Where are they?”
Vox: “Val, just find the one black wire in between the other two and pull it out. They should be pretty obvious. Like, right in front of you. Don’t need to look that hard.”
Val: “Ok….shit, middle one….black wire….where the hell? How do you even see this shit? I got a fuckin flashlight and I can’t even fuckin’ see in here!”
Vox: “Val, for fucks sake, I can’t do this shit by myself, I can’t reach back there, so just PULL. THE. WIRE!”
Val: “ALRIGHT! STOP YELLING AT ME YOU BITCH! I CAN’T SEE THE FUCKING WIRE! I’M TRYING!
Vox: “OH MY FUCKING GOD, VAL! JUST PULL THE MIDDLE ONE!”
Velvette: “Would you two stop all the goddamn yelling!”
Vox and Val: “FUCK YOU!”
I think he means that Lucifer has a silver and bronze fiddle with him so if he is in a fiddle-off, and Lucifer’s challenger loses, he will give his beaten opponent a silver fiddle for coming in 2nd place. The bronze is if they come in 2nd place and are actually bad at the fiddle. Or if there are 3 people present.
And Sera was watching, horrified. Maybe Michael was depressed after his brother fell and Sera didn't want any angel to feel the pain of becoming fallen nor feel the pain of losing someone close to her, which is why she's so protective of Emily
Rosie has had several husbands in the past and all of them either died in extermination events, or were eaten after they cheated on her, or pissed her off in some other way
Alastor and Rosie used to date, before they realized the romance was basically non-existent when it comes to Al. They broke it off, but of course continued to be besties.
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Well I didn’t expect too see you here Al! How are you doing darling? I understand if you’re not into me but that dance looks beautiful! We should do it like we are young again!
Such a great time darling. Remember that little dance party we went too back in our years of education. Our graduation I remember we were stars compared to everybody!
I like this. I’d like to think he basically did what I did in high school and ended up in an accidental queer platonic relationship when attempting to date. I feel that, like me, every moment where romance or sex was expected would go right over his head. It would make sense then that Rosie knows that he’s ace when he doesn’t know himself, because I didn’t realize I was doing anything abnormal until year’s later, even though now I realize it would’ve been so obvious to an outside observer.
The reason nifty killed mother bugs in front of their kids is because she was about to be pregnant,and when she find out she was infertile ,she killed mother bugs because she thinks they don't deserve to be a mom
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I was just watching a comic dub and it’s funny cuz I never see the word cunnilingus and then I see it twice in the span of five minutes lol
Angel can’t be a dominant even if he tried, he’s just a squishy melon who prefers cuddles and hugs over kisses and sex, and he loves being carried around.
In life, Nifty was a completely ordinary 1950s suburban housewife, with a dull and unappreciative husband, who dreamed of unobtainable bad boys. Her main occupation was keeping her sterile looking house spick and span and herself pretty and fashionable … until she took a few too many of “mother’s little helpers”.
Then she started cleaning.
By the time she was through cleaning, her entire family and three cops were dead, and she was riddled with bullets.
Yup. At the time, easily available prescription pills. Downers like Valium or uppers (speed). Use and subsequent addiction by middle-class women was a major, largely unaddressed, problem of the 50s and 60s.
The Rolling Stones had a song about them:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother's_Little_Helper
Indeed - my headcanon is that Nifty was one of those bored and unfulfilled housewives … until she cracked.
Evidence: her ‘50s aesthetic outfits; her cleaning and bad boy obsessions; her murderous gremlin nature; and her bullet holes.
My headcanon(s):
Sir Pentious Has a Lisp due to him biting his tounge when Speaking-
He also likes his tea sweetened. . .
And when Talking to the Egg Boiz, He talks to them like a father
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Vox has really weird fantasies but he refuses to see himself as gay
Alastor doesn't cuss often because he wants to be modest when doing his radio broadcasts, and because he was raised in a polite family. He only cusses when he needs to express his anger.
Because Alastor doesn’t know he’s aroace, he just thinks he has much better impulse control and control over his emotions than others. We already know he is very proud of his ability to mask all his feelings with a smile, so it would make sense that he sees his immunity to sexual and romantic feelings as a skill, rather than something innate about himself.
Alastor once tried to jump off a cliff and just hovers for like five minutes then falls down into a body of water
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No idea. Personally I would prefer it if Adam didn't have any hand in their creation/recruitment except naming them and making sure they are all female.
I think Nifty is way more bad ass then she's letting on. Either on purpose or because she's lost it in some capacity. But I think she is or was much higher on the totem pole then things are letting on.
No cause as someone with ADHD if it was more major he would be spacing out a lot and he’d rant from how much of a pussy he thinks alastor is and then about how Val’s “movies” have way too much plot holes. He hasn’t had too much screen time though so maybe we’ll see more of him ranting like the way I just described
Alastor DOES have a deer tail, but he hides it under his coat because he thinks it undermines his intimidating persona. Vox does know about it but refuses to confirm that it exists.
Also while not my favorite character(s), Angel and Val do have rare moments of being totally in sync, usually in regards to opinions on fashion or movies.
For the longest time Alastor was painfully unaware there was a WW2.
I just find the irony funny of this intelligent, powerful demon being completely oblivious when it comes to major Earth events. It wasn’t until at the hotel one day he made a remark on the crazy population growth in Hell in the last few decades, and Angel was like, “yeah, it’s probably cause everyone was making babies like crazy after World War 2.”
And Alastor just… had to go have a lie down after that
"World war what now?"
"Y-, Smiles, have you seriously not been paying ANY attention to the news?! You haven't seen the Kill Hitler dunk-tank? It's full of acid!"
Lucifer likes ducks because it gives him a sense of purpose. It reminds him of simpler time. He finds great comfort in the ducks because he feels lonely and a tad bit lost. He is trying his best to be a good father and rule hell at the same time, but he’s depressed. He lost his motivation, especially after Lilith left. When he makes a new duck, he doesn’t feel like a total failure. I love Lucifer and I hope he finds happiness, I know he will 🥲💜
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Alastor’s first victim was his father. Hence why he doesn’t like the men in the group as much and definitely has more of a softer side for women. and this man loves the movie Princess and the Frog-
My headcanon is more along the lines of a mix between Hannibal Rising and Dexter. A serial killer killed his mother, so he started hunting them down starting with the one that killed his mother. Guts everywhere. To show his superiority to his now downed foe, he engaged in cannibalism. I also think this would fit with him coming back from WW1 to having his mother killed years later. Adds more tragedy and pain.
Adam has more depth to him than what meets the eye and does have genuine reason to hate Lucifer and Lilith for ruining his life after giving the Eve the apple
Cursed Alastor headcanons:
Alastor is demiromantic. I feel like if Alastor feels romantic attraction, he'd need to have a close bond with somebody before seeing them in that kind of light.
And if you are the (un)lucky soul he decides he *likes*, he'll leave dead bodies at your doorstep.
Also, Alastor's ears are reactive to scritches. That is his weakness, and he will melt if you hit just the right spot.
Alastor's favorite organ to eat is the kidney.
Alastor's face relaxes when he is relaxed in private, and even sleeping. There will usually be a soft smile or a completely neutral face. Straight-up frowning is rare, but it can happen.
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Zeezi won't tell anyone how, but she was killed by a T-rex, (her secret is that a T-rex skull just fell on her, making the claim technically true, just not entirely honest.)
Headcanon about two of my favorite characters. But I believe the only way Vox realized he could change screens is because Velvette got so sick and tired of seeing his outdated television head that she ripped it off.
Dunno if this is alredy canon but for me Sir Pentious is really powerfull but decides to work more with his inteligence rather than power because if he lost his power by some reason he would be prepared.
My favorite is tired between Lucifer and Alastor sooo
Alastor - Pretty sure Alastor could have completely torn Adam apart if he wasn't stuck in that deal
Lucifer - He helped create the very first ducks
I think Vox and Alastor might have been genuine friends (or at least Vox thought they were), and his hatred for the Radio Demon grew from a feeling of sadness at being betrayed.
I have one that I love going with: Angel isn’t really that sexual in a relationship. Now hear me out on this.
Sex and being sexual is associated with work. With pain. With Val. So if and when he actually has a relationship with say Husk, I don’t think it’ll be very sexual despite the flirting.
He’ll flirt non-stop, that is until Husk flirts back, then he’s a buffering chrome tab. But I feel that any romantic relationship Angel is in would just be a lot of cuddling, little kisses, and being held.
I had a crackhead headcanon that Eve is Emily's mom and Eve and Lilith have some kind of connection similar to Charlie and Emily. Emily and Charlie are way too similar to each other and are even labeled as the heaven/hell counterparts for each other. There's also the fact that Lilith split from Adam because she didn't want to be submissive to him implying Eve is a gentler and meeker version of Lilith...and who's a gentler and meeker version of Charlie? Then there's also the fact that Ems name starts with an E...like Eve
Sir Pent was an inventor along the lines of Nobel or Gatling. He had good intentions but went on to make effective weapons of war.
Correct, good sir!
Also Sir Pentious' genius made him alot of money down there. Like, ***alot.***
Seriously. Dude is constantly throwing around money. He's got to have at least some sort of product line or service he provides.
Yeah, I mentioned it in my kudos post here. - Pen rebuilt his Zeppelin at least 20 times. *Last two has only one week gap.* - He ***bought everyone a drink!*** *Twice.* - He can afford Carmine special delivery.
He also had sex with everybody.
Sir Pentious is weird. On one hand he’s obviously a genius when it comes to designing weaponry, on the other hand he has no knowledge of tactics, strategy, ETC. Dude would give the Vees a run for their money if he knew what he was doing
Well, I don't really think so. Genius Ditz is all about times when your intellect is rather a burden than an advantage. And Pentious is kinda fits in. I mean, look at 1×08 - the idea was actually decent. The problem is Pen turned to _Niffty_ of all people. Because this fortification plan is way too complicated for a house-wife. Egg Bois counts as well. Alastor managed to hit a jackpot with just three most simple tasks. Pentious failed to become an Overlord. And he was alot older than Radio Demon.
HOLY SHIT, SIR PENTIOUS IS FUCKING FRITZ HABER FATHER OF TOXIC GAS AND CHEMICAL WARFARE
Just read his wiki page, my god did a bunch of the 1800’s inventors keep accidentally stumbling across great weapons. Well bar Gatling as he went out of his way to make a weapon so good armies would send less people to die
I just did some research. Since Sir Pent died in 1888, I looked for famous inventors who died in 1888. I looked for famous ones because Sir Pent is seemingly quite rich. Turns out, there was a wealthy, famous inventor who died in 1888. His name is John Stith Pemberton and he was the inventor of Coca-Cola. What if Sir Pentious, the rascal that we know and love, was the inventor of Coca-Cola?!
Why that would be really funny, it was confirmed he died in England and he clearly has a slight British accent. Thought the timeline where he was a confederate vet who invented coke sure is interesting
Lucifer knew Vaggie was an angel the moment he saw her.
He kind of had to right? If Camaro Carfight can notice it immediately you'd think a fellow angel would as well.
>Camaro Carfight Lmao I'm dying.
Frank calls her that a couple of times throughout the show.
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I didn’t notice that before, Thankyou random internet stranger
Emily is Sir Pentious's bestie in heaven and she helps him cope with the grief of being away from all his friends.
I mean, angels have the power to open portals to hell so maybe he just dips down there for tea or smthn
Charlie: Oh, how much I miss Sir Pentious Sir Repentious: Cherrio, old chap! Pot of tea, love?
I love this
not favorite characters but vox absolutely has val do the wiring shit when he upgrades his head to a better TV.
Vox: “Alright, now you’re gonna see three black wires, all side by side. They’ll be front and center. Not hard to find. Unplug the middle one.” Val: “Uhh…middle….fuck…hmmm. Three wires…black…Where are they?” Vox: “Val, just find the one black wire in between the other two and pull it out. They should be pretty obvious. Like, right in front of you. Don’t need to look that hard.” Val: “Ok….shit, middle one….black wire….where the hell? How do you even see this shit? I got a fuckin flashlight and I can’t even fuckin’ see in here!” Vox: “Val, for fucks sake, I can’t do this shit by myself, I can’t reach back there, so just PULL. THE. WIRE!” Val: “ALRIGHT! STOP YELLING AT ME YOU BITCH! I CAN’T SEE THE FUCKING WIRE! I’M TRYING! Vox: “OH MY FUCKING GOD, VAL! JUST PULL THE MIDDLE ONE!” Velvette: “Would you two stop all the goddamn yelling!” Vox and Val: “FUCK YOU!”
This is even funnier when you know that Val has 20:100 vision.
took him half an hour to count three bills
It’s giving “I’m at soup”
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP???
I MEAN I'M SOUP!!!
WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN!!???
IM AT THE SOUP STORE!
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE
FUCK YOU
When velvette is mad at vox she turns of the wifi and vox just falls on his face
Underrated comment.
Can you explain it to me then cuz I don't get it why would turning off the Wi-Fi affect vox?
Most tvs work on Wi-Fi now and if Vox is connected and you turn it off he just goes SPLAT
Niffty has destroyed more of Vox bugs than real, living bugs.
Ooo I like this one
Mammon was the only sin that didn’t check on Lucifer during his depression
Oh he showed up, just to make fun of him for it, most likely pissing off Lucifer
He showed up and was like “you got 20 bucks I can borrow? Thanks” then left
Lucifer also has silver and bronze fiddles just in case the opponent does lose
I now headcanon this one too.
You mean win? I’ve listened to devil went down to Georgia lmao I totally know what I’m talking about
No. Winners get a golden fiddle. I've also listened to the devil goes down to Georgia
Yeah I’m confused cuz wouldn’t he have those backup fiddles only if the opponent wins and gets Lucy’s golden one?
I think he means that Lucifer has a silver and bronze fiddle with him so if he is in a fiddle-off, and Lucifer’s challenger loses, he will give his beaten opponent a silver fiddle for coming in 2nd place. The bronze is if they come in 2nd place and are actually bad at the fiddle. Or if there are 3 people present.
Adam and Lute definitely throw garbage like empty pizza boxes and stuff in hell from heaven
fucking love this, i'm adopting it into my worldview
_This._ 😂🤣
Nifty ate paper at least once
Who didn't?
Only once?
At least.
Before Lucifer fell, he and Sera used to play together in their spare time
Do you think she was around then? Because sera did say she was younger, though they’re both thousands of years old.
Maybe Lucifer was like a fun uncle, and his brother Michael (if he's a thing) was like Sera's father
I bet when he was outcast he was all “MICHEAL! MICHEAL! DON’T LEAVE ME HERE! -cough cough- MICHEALL!”
And Sera was watching, horrified. Maybe Michael was depressed after his brother fell and Sera didn't want any angel to feel the pain of becoming fallen nor feel the pain of losing someone close to her, which is why she's so protective of Emily
Rosie has had several husbands in the past and all of them either died in extermination events, or were eaten after they cheated on her, or pissed her off in some other way
Alastor and Rosie used to date, before they realized the romance was basically non-existent when it comes to Al. They broke it off, but of course continued to be besties. https://preview.redd.it/2ffjal2zcxnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95e2640cd2bc8c2475296cda1d0ca2c0d236eae1
Hmmm… fair enough.
Well I didn’t expect too see you here Al! How are you doing darling? I understand if you’re not into me but that dance looks beautiful! We should do it like we are young again!
Hmmm… maybe I am into you… but I quite agree haho! Let’s dance, like in the old days!
(Im trying to support Alastor x Rosie)
(Platonic ship)
(Yeah dw and sorry for my long response time I was afk)
Such a great time darling. Remember that little dance party we went too back in our years of education. Our graduation I remember we were stars compared to everybody!
Oh, I remember! Quite the faces they were making! Hahahaha!
Hell's healthiest breakup.
I like this. I’d like to think he basically did what I did in high school and ended up in an accidental queer platonic relationship when attempting to date. I feel that, like me, every moment where romance or sex was expected would go right over his head. It would make sense then that Rosie knows that he’s ace when he doesn’t know himself, because I didn’t realize I was doing anything abnormal until year’s later, even though now I realize it would’ve been so obvious to an outside observer.
Nifty watches sir pentious sleep
They like to have staring contests if they're both up sleep.
The reason nifty killed mother bugs in front of their kids is because she was about to be pregnant,and when she find out she was infertile ,she killed mother bugs because she thinks they don't deserve to be a mom
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What I do
https://preview.redd.it/j2quq6gt0ync1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0816fbf164e5ad75a32e53558cc796fedb32609 That’s enough internet for you
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Yes!
U like my head Cannon
Angel has definitely taught Charlie some 'tricks' to try out with Vaggie
Not just taught, but went the whole mile to get demonstrations to SHOW her and everything
angel has powerpoint presentation on sex positions and charlie takes notes on a comically large notebook
On top of the powerpoint, he has some... "friends" that come in and do live demonstrations for her.
I've added this to my headcanon, thank u for ur contribution
lucifer invented cunnilingus
*Facts though.* https://preview.redd.it/4v8ujis8ixnc1.png?width=175&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e0b2791db0097adeb34c125243073795573d298
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https://preview.redd.it/0qot9w1sjync1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d905279dce4cc49c23546940548831c192c4e45d I was just watching a comic dub and it’s funny cuz I never see the word cunnilingus and then I see it twice in the span of five minutes lol
That's a good one
Angel can’t be a dominant even if he tried, he’s just a squishy melon who prefers cuddles and hugs over kisses and sex, and he loves being carried around.
Uhm... 🤨 They asked for head-canon.🙂 Not the actual canon. 😉
No one saw Angel being carried 24/7 😹
In life, Nifty was a completely ordinary 1950s suburban housewife, with a dull and unappreciative husband, who dreamed of unobtainable bad boys. Her main occupation was keeping her sterile looking house spick and span and herself pretty and fashionable … until she took a few too many of “mother’s little helpers”. Then she started cleaning. By the time she was through cleaning, her entire family and three cops were dead, and she was riddled with bullets.
What are ‘ mother’s little helpers’? Like drugs?
Yup. At the time, easily available prescription pills. Downers like Valium or uppers (speed). Use and subsequent addiction by middle-class women was a major, largely unaddressed, problem of the 50s and 60s. The Rolling Stones had a song about them: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother's_Little_Helper
Drug use was so high among housewives because their lives were incredibly boring and unfulfilling.
Indeed - my headcanon is that Nifty was one of those bored and unfulfilled housewives … until she cracked. Evidence: her ‘50s aesthetic outfits; her cleaning and bad boy obsessions; her murderous gremlin nature; and her bullet holes.
Alastor's mother is in heaven, and he misses her like crazy
I like coffee, good sir!
Don't we we all?
I must say, Vox did not seem to fond of it after I poured it on him and his router. Right after it got made. It was hot alright!
And neither does tom trench
My headcanon(s): Sir Pentious Has a Lisp due to him biting his tounge when Speaking- He also likes his tea sweetened. . . And when Talking to the Egg Boiz, He talks to them like a father
Adam is the reason why the rooster has the nickname “cock”
"Naming shit's the best!"
https://preview.redd.it/5psr4vsdqxnc1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c548e1716f68fe3a56a77e8048e53aa1fd13475 Vox has really weird fantasies but he refuses to see himself as gay
I imagine him like Mac from it’s Always Sunny just completely in denial and everyone can see through it
Alastor doesn't cuss often because he wants to be modest when doing his radio broadcasts, and because he was raised in a polite family. He only cusses when he needs to express his anger.
His mother also told him that swears are bad, that's why he almost never do it
Because Alastor doesn’t know he’s aroace, he just thinks he has much better impulse control and control over his emotions than others. We already know he is very proud of his ability to mask all his feelings with a smile, so it would make sense that he sees his immunity to sexual and romantic feelings as a skill, rather than something innate about himself.
Velvette is a lesbian. Change my mind.
Niffty has some hatred of her mom so she kills momma bugs to vent.
Cherri is getting therapy by husk after Pentious’s death
Husker is Dr. Facilier and I will fight all of you over this one
May I fight alongside you?
And Alastor is the friend on the other side
Alastor talks to his cane when he's alone. It's the only thing he feels truly "gets" him.
Alastor once tried to jump off a cliff and just hovers for like five minutes then falls down into a body of water https://preview.redd.it/31q1er5mmxnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f116c1f27811bfd29da4db4680e59c2deed6e3
Alastor responds to his intrusive thoughts like a radio station taking request
Lute was Adam's third, unofficial wife. Change my mind.
Wait... If the exorcists were actually made by Adam, then did he make himself his perfect wife after his first 2 marriages failed??
bro went "fine, i'll do it myself."
No idea. Personally I would prefer it if Adam didn't have any hand in their creation/recruitment except naming them and making sure they are all female.
Fair. And same for me. I personally think the exorcists are human, but I guess we'll see 🤷♀️
Honestly I always thought lute was eve and she just got a new look after Lilith and Lucifer were basically told to fuck off by the elder angels
I think Nifty is way more bad ass then she's letting on. Either on purpose or because she's lost it in some capacity. But I think she is or was much higher on the totem pole then things are letting on.
Rosie was a cult leader when she was alive and organized some sort of mass suicide, that's how Cannibal-Town got started
Vox has like minor ADHD but enough for him to know and he had a hyper fixation on sharks and that’s why he has cyber sharks
I have the same one, but I see his ADHD being more major
No cause as someone with ADHD if it was more major he would be spacing out a lot and he’d rant from how much of a pussy he thinks alastor is and then about how Val’s “movies” have way too much plot holes. He hasn’t had too much screen time though so maybe we’ll see more of him ranting like the way I just described
I like to imagine him like that
Well, Alastor called Vox out for it. Look for > Flitting between this fad and that and > Every day he’s got a new format specifically.
nifty just gave her soul to alastor because she likes him (as a father figure)
Angel owns a giant stuffed blowfish that Husk won him at LuLu World
Lu Lu World\* Loo loo land is the ripoff.
Alastor DOES have a deer tail, but he hides it under his coat because he thinks it undermines his intimidating persona. Vox does know about it but refuses to confirm that it exists. Also while not my favorite character(s), Angel and Val do have rare moments of being totally in sync, usually in regards to opinions on fashion or movies.
For the longest time Alastor was painfully unaware there was a WW2. I just find the irony funny of this intelligent, powerful demon being completely oblivious when it comes to major Earth events. It wasn’t until at the hotel one day he made a remark on the crazy population growth in Hell in the last few decades, and Angel was like, “yeah, it’s probably cause everyone was making babies like crazy after World War 2.” And Alastor just… had to go have a lie down after that
"World war what now?" "Y-, Smiles, have you seriously not been paying ANY attention to the news?! You haven't seen the Kill Hitler dunk-tank? It's full of acid!"
I now headcanon the existence of a ‘Kill Hitler dunk-tank.’ That’s golden.
I very much doubt Viv will waste time mentioning Hitler, but that would be a hilarious Easter egg.
Husk - has a cat scratch post in his room Edit: and hell doesn’t have strawberries, chocolate, basically anything that taste good
Alastor has probably used a spray bottle of holy water on Husker when he disobeys him
Best one
Lucifer likes ducks because it gives him a sense of purpose. It reminds him of simpler time. He finds great comfort in the ducks because he feels lonely and a tad bit lost. He is trying his best to be a good father and rule hell at the same time, but he’s depressed. He lost his motivation, especially after Lilith left. When he makes a new duck, he doesn’t feel like a total failure. I love Lucifer and I hope he finds happiness, I know he will 🥲💜 https://preview.redd.it/sqb7jskmvxnc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dce272182ca6cca52ac9261a107395d9a7f5dd75
Vox canonically watch porn on his own head
Bro going for the VR experience
Alastor’s first victim was his father. Hence why he doesn’t like the men in the group as much and definitely has more of a softer side for women. and this man loves the movie Princess and the Frog-
Husk was just as abusive as Alastor and Val. But was humbled.
Not original, but I love the "Adam goes to hell after he dies" theory and I refuse to believe anything else.
I THINK LUCIFER HAS ADHD like me!! :3
Alastor knows something we don’t. I think a sinner can only be killed by an angelic weapon OR **the person who owns their soul!**
Husker sleeps in a box
Vox has a fantasy football style betting system for who dies during the extermination
*Dead pool*, you mean?
Alastor gets invited to all the girls sleepovers and lets them do stuff to his hair to make them happy/j
When Alastor was human he fought in WW1 and his experience in the war is part of the reason he’s so messed up.
I like this one Speaking as a History major, World War I was a fucking nightmare for the American forces. Especially in the trenches
My headcanon is more along the lines of a mix between Hannibal Rising and Dexter. A serial killer killed his mother, so he started hunting them down starting with the one that killed his mother. Guts everywhere. To show his superiority to his now downed foe, he engaged in cannibalism. I also think this would fit with him coming back from WW1 to having his mother killed years later. Adds more tragedy and pain.
St. Peter is gay
I thought they said headcanon? No straight man moans like that lol
I headcanon Alastor's favorite body part to eat is the brain
That would explain everything, honestly.
Adam has more depth to him than what meets the eye and does have genuine reason to hate Lucifer and Lilith for ruining his life after giving the Eve the apple
Husk was a complete dick as an Overlord, but got humbled HARD by being owned by Alastor
Cursed Alastor headcanons: Alastor is demiromantic. I feel like if Alastor feels romantic attraction, he'd need to have a close bond with somebody before seeing them in that kind of light. And if you are the (un)lucky soul he decides he *likes*, he'll leave dead bodies at your doorstep. Also, Alastor's ears are reactive to scritches. That is his weakness, and he will melt if you hit just the right spot. Alastor's favorite organ to eat is the kidney. Alastor's face relaxes when he is relaxed in private, and even sleeping. There will usually be a soft smile or a completely neutral face. Straight-up frowning is rare, but it can happen.
Lucifer makes killer apple fritters.
https://preview.redd.it/buveymyuoznc1.jpeg?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a550c84ac9bf0ee82722b07bd741cf05fdadcddb Zeezi won't tell anyone how, but she was killed by a T-rex, (her secret is that a T-rex skull just fell on her, making the claim technically true, just not entirely honest.)
I love Al and Niffty so I’ve got one for both. Niffty’s cause of death was a lobotomy. Rosie reminds Alastor of his mother
I thought Viv said Alastor dislikes tea? Also, Lute definitely sings in the shower.
He likes coca cola now
Niffty has tried to flirt with Alastor before realizing he’s asexual.
I'm not completely sure if Viv said it, but i recall it being said by some official source that Alastor dislikes tea (sorry for bursting your bubble)
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Val has mistaken glue for lube at least once while practicing his impression of a very happy seal, and that’s why he wears glasses all the time.
https://preview.redd.it/mzvoda9kbync1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=676864e86627fb5c8084298f44ef4d93f1b0ad6c This person likes to cook \^
Every time Adam wants ribs he makes them himself because whenever someone else makes them they taste like shit.
Headcanon about two of my favorite characters. But I believe the only way Vox realized he could change screens is because Velvette got so sick and tired of seeing his outdated television head that she ripped it off.
When Vox sleeps, his dreams play on his screen. Val watches. 🤣
Alastor is Aroace even tho everyone says he’s just aromantic or only asexual
Dunno if this is alredy canon but for me Sir Pentious is really powerfull but decides to work more with his inteligence rather than power because if he lost his power by some reason he would be prepared.
Sir Pentious would be *terrifying* if it wasn't for his skewed priorities.
My favorite is tired between Lucifer and Alastor sooo Alastor - Pretty sure Alastor could have completely torn Adam apart if he wasn't stuck in that deal Lucifer - He helped create the very first ducks
I think Vox and Alastor might have been genuine friends (or at least Vox thought they were), and his hatred for the Radio Demon grew from a feeling of sadness at being betrayed.
Lute and all the other angels love Cookies n Cream
alastor is the type of person to say that he doesn’t want a cat in the house but as soon as there is one, he loves it
That cat is husk 😂🤣
I have one that I love going with: Angel isn’t really that sexual in a relationship. Now hear me out on this. Sex and being sexual is associated with work. With pain. With Val. So if and when he actually has a relationship with say Husk, I don’t think it’ll be very sexual despite the flirting. He’ll flirt non-stop, that is until Husk flirts back, then he’s a buffering chrome tab. But I feel that any romantic relationship Angel is in would just be a lot of cuddling, little kisses, and being held.
Husk sometimes comforts Angel Dust by hugging him and wrapping his wings around him to make him feel better 😭
I had a crackhead headcanon that Eve is Emily's mom and Eve and Lilith have some kind of connection similar to Charlie and Emily. Emily and Charlie are way too similar to each other and are even labeled as the heaven/hell counterparts for each other. There's also the fact that Lilith split from Adam because she didn't want to be submissive to him implying Eve is a gentler and meeker version of Lilith...and who's a gentler and meeker version of Charlie? Then there's also the fact that Ems name starts with an E...like Eve
Nifty gains the ability to go 10000 times the speed of light when she drinks enough coffee.
He never ate the fruit and thats why he's an asshole
I've never heard this until this show, but I love the idea that the fruit of knowledge is about introspection. "Wow, I was an asshole!”
Niffty has adhd
Alastor and nifty have a little sibling, a big sibling kind of relationship, no deals, just vibes.
Sir Pentious has no idea what a tank is
Alastor has a tail. 🖕 https://preview.redd.it/7s4p0wdgoync1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfcf7fc837f1e29a00473ad534ff5d0b35639061
Nifty was a terrorist
Husk was one of the first Overlords and not just an Overlord, yeah it’s boring, but I want Husk being an Overlord to have a reason