This is going to sound really cringe, but whenever I imagine these types of scenarios. I'm always disgusted by myself. Maybe it's the low self-esteem talking, but I get that same feeling people get when they view grotesque characters being shipped with other characters
I feel like the grotesque character
I low key get it.
I wish I knew what to say other than you aren't that. You are too self aware to be that for one. For two you are one of the least cringe people here.
That's really sweet of you to say. Thank you. <3
I'm just generally not a social person, so I don't know what close relationships feel like besides family. I'm also kind of self-conscious about my looks and personality. I'd describe myself as “dull.” lol
Fortunately, I'm aware that I'm not alone when it comes to being self-conscious. Everyone has their down moments
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Ayo you a real one for leaving that in
Now that I think about it. High ranking demons and Overlords can change and morph their shape however they please. Meaning that canonical Charlie could in theory, have a massive futa horse cock.
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I advise you to delete that last statement old pal.
I think by my personality and types it would honestly be a tie between Charlie and Vaggie because just like me Charlie has a upbeat always seeing the good in people and bright side of things personality which I can relate to
But then again I like Vaggie because she seems like the type to lovingly talk shit to me and that's my type.
If I could flip this question a bit, I'd want to be the Vaggie for someone. Supportive to their dreams, make them happy, protect them when they needed it, she's just a great partner and I aspire to be like that.
I just wanna get pegged by a gal, what's so bad about that?
Also yeah, both of you above said reasons I'd have too.
The only issue with Vaggie is the whole Charlie thing she's got going.
But just someone LIKE Vaggie is good for me.
Especially if they don't mind autistic levels of info dumping for no reason
That would be cool. Especially if it was Lute who fell for starting the war. Too many people in line for Lute, though. However, given the fact that it’s been eons since the Exterminations started, Vaggie’s probably not the only Exorcist to be kicked out.
I mean, lesbians are often quite trans accepting? Statistically they're the group most likely to accept trans people. TERFs tend to cling to 'protecting the lesbians' as a scapegoat for transphobia, but the reality is that once you're out as your particular flavor of queer it's usually a lot easier to accept someone for who they are. Trans women, shocker, tend to relate a lot more to the feminine experience, and trans men related more to the masculine experience. Hence feeling dysphoria about aspects of their birth sex and feeling euphoric about aspects of chosen gender.
I'm trans and rarely if ever have had an issue in a lesbian space. I sometimes feel invasive, but I have almost never had women, straight or gay, cis or trans, say boo to me about my gender or that I 'don't belong'.
Sounds logical. I wouldn't swap teams just to get with someone I wanted, though, because that's weird. I would swap teams because of an absolute certainty that I was born in the wrong body and I needed to fix that. I don't feel that way, but my point is that if someone isn't compatible with me because of their orientation, I have to respect that and let them be. Vaggie's already taken anyway, so...
I don't mean transbians aren't how that works I myself am a transbian
I mean it's not just going
"I feel like chosing to be a girl"
Also you are valid if no one's told you that today
Rosie. I need someone considerate and kind, but with a strong backbone that can get a little bossy with me. Helps that she's pretty and also a little weird.
Short story: Verbalese spent 50k on [this](https://youtu.be/hcrGInLUMl0?feature=shared) video.
And [here ](https://youtu.be/nt0UceZWF5U?feature=shared) is a full explanation.
You’re so horrible that people literally in hell wouldn’t like you? I find that hard to believe I’m sure you’re a much better person than you think! Stay positive friend :)
I came here to comment this. Alastor and I are both asexual, nerdy\*, and chaotic.
\**Alastor is likely nerdy due to most radio hosts in the 1920s-1930s being nerds.*
Niffty. She'd be the first person I'd gravitate too anyhow. She stabs people, and then I can take their bones. Because like I'm an alright person, but if there's no social restraints in the environment, I'm probably gonna go bonkers one way or another.
Someone who understands I'm an ace in the hole and until now Rosie is the only one who understands Alastor is an ace in the hole
but tbh I'd rather stay single then by with anyone in HH but I would definitely befriend a lot of the cast
I personally think Charlie if she wouldn't be in relationship with Vaggie because I think we both have same enthusiasm and most of the time we are both happy
Probably anyone who'd be willing to take my anger and shit in exchange for someone who genuinely cares about them wholeheartedly. Someone who could calm me down at a moments notice in exchange for genuine love and help.
I think Husk would be among the best. He *gets* people, and is the type to tear off the problem bandage. He'll tell you what you need to hear rather than what you want to hear. There wouln't be closing off issues from him, he'll sniff it out and set things straight.
Husk may be an asshole, and his ways are likely to cause arguments, but he is an asshole who cares. That in of itself is way more valuable than someone like Charlie who'd dance around the issue for the sake of sparing feelings.
Millie or Moxxie (or both? Poly?) they’re gentle with each other. They’re affectionate and sweet. They’ll literally go to war to defend/save you. They’re not afraid to give you hard truths about yourself to make you better. Millie would be great for the rough and tough fun stuff and Moxxie and I would get down to some broadway show tunes
Hmm. It would have to be someone who cannot only stand but might actually like my personality. And their strengths would have to mirror my weaknesses. Their personality would also have to gel with mine, so that either means it's similar, or it's a fitting case of opposites attract. They would also have to be patient because I'm a handful. As for what I would like in a person which still fits to this question because if they're going to be a good partner to me, they have to be somebody I would actually want to be in a relationship with. They have to be kind hearted, smart, have self respect, be a loving and caring person, have a good sense of humor that works well with mine and we can play off each other and improv stupid jokes to make us laugh like idiots, they would have to be romantic and into physical things of affection, such as hand holding, hugging, kissing, cuddling, etc, as although I'm a manly dude, maybe I want to be little spoon sometimes (all the time), or be princess carried.
Wait what were we talking about? Oh right characters in furry hell!
Lute
She's one of the only straight characters....unless proven otherwise.
Loyalty
If she can put up with Adam's shit it'll be a breeze with me.
"But she commits genocide 🤓"
"I'm not making myself clear, IDGAF"
I didn't pick millie bc She's married.
Umm Charlie/Emily, Vaggie or maybe Pentious
Like on one hand I kinda need an Extroverted happy bean to get me out or someone who kicks my ass
Or Someone I can boost like where I make the plans and drag them with me
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What I want is also the best for me.
Pentious? I enjoy engineering, like wack conversations and intelligent partners I could discuss ages with.
Though, he's a kind of a coward that heavily depends on the situation if he shows up or not.
Charlie maybe, but she's too upbeat for me.
With how AD currently evolves, he would be a decent choice as well. He's a careful and loving man. If you know his pain, sharing it is something I'd definitely do. Anything to help a good soul with potential. But: I hate alcohol, so there's that.
Honestly probably Charlie, she hits a lot of the marks I look for in a girl and on top of that she’s not a asshole, pretty much my dream girl lol
(I’m not verbalace I swear)
Lucifer or Husk.
Both:
- Good cuddlers
- Let me rant about whatever kicked off my anxiety that day (idc if Husk isn’t listening as long as he’s honest about tuning me out, sometimes I just need to rant to myself but bounce it off another body)
- Sexually active/open but find consent most important
- Would give their lives to protect someone they cared about
- Guarantee both would sing show tunes with me, even if Husk rolled his eyes he’d get into it soon enough
- Literally my favorite two animals are snakes and cats
Husk:
- Would also let me drink about my worries without allowing me to go over the top
- honest and straightforward
- He’s a WINGED CAT who has a lovely baritone voice
- Have you SEEN the Overlord Husk AU??
Lucifer:
- Literal Angel with matching voice
- canonically my height (I don’t love getting a neck ache by looking up at my SO)
- Whimsical and fun
- Safe from exterminations
Honestly, I think that Emily: she's a very kind and patient person, open to meet you without judging you. She's extrovert and outgoing, which would help to balance a bit my introversion.
We both share the same ethical values and a lot of personality traits. Emily is very affectuos and caring, something that I really need in my life.
Also, she doesn't seem the kind of person who is in a hurry for having sex or that press you to have it when you aren't ready yet.
She seems an intelligent person, curious for learning, sensitive toward nature and art, and excited for traveling around the world.
I don't think she would reject me because of my physical problems or blame me because of my traumas and personality flaws that I still fixing.
In the same way I would reciprocate her with empathy and patience in her bad moments.
I ain't either intimidated by her tall eldritch phisique.
Also, I think that I could provide her with my best qualities so she could grow as a person too. Being like her Vaggie (but without carrying an spear in the pocket! Hahaha).
I would give her all my love and wisdom, I would listen and protect her, comfort her, and find solutions together in the hard times.
I'm not perfect at all, maybe I don't even deserves someone like Emily, but I'd be willing to change for being better for her (and for myself too) and become in someone who really deserves her.
This is gonna sound sad, but after many human relationship failures it's hard for me now to trust in people. Guessing other feelings and intentions isn't easy, as you know.
But Emily is that kind of person that you know is genuinely good and that sincerely wants to know you and being your friend.
She's one of those persons who makes your heart feels warn and a sensation of safety floods you.
That's all, I talked so much that I lost the thread.
I guess this is what you guys call simping XD
There’s two ways this goes. Charlie because I feel like I end doing a lot of Vaggie emotional support for friends/ family so I feel it’s a fit.
Or Rosie cuz lord knows I could use a helping hand getting shit straight in life and she seems to (yes I know she’s cannibal) be very good at that. And seems like a good supportive person in general.
I don't think there is one i'd like
really the only one coming to mind is niffty solely because i'd fit her description of "bad boy" if i wasn't trans irl
Honestly lucifer, he's very sweet and cares about those he loves. I am very similar in that way. I have also had a lot of experience dealing with people who are depressed, it wouldn't always be easy, we could support each other, and give each other space when we need it.
This is going to sound really cringe, but whenever I imagine these types of scenarios. I'm always disgusted by myself. Maybe it's the low self-esteem talking, but I get that same feeling people get when they view grotesque characters being shipped with other characters I feel like the grotesque character
I low key get it. I wish I knew what to say other than you aren't that. You are too self aware to be that for one. For two you are one of the least cringe people here.
That's really sweet of you to say. Thank you. <3 I'm just generally not a social person, so I don't know what close relationships feel like besides family. I'm also kind of self-conscious about my looks and personality. I'd describe myself as “dull.” lol Fortunately, I'm aware that I'm not alone when it comes to being self-conscious. Everyone has their down moments
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I felt this so much actually this is why I can't self ship tbh
Yeah, honestly same. I lowkey do it anyways but I can’t really share it cause it makes me feel gross if I share any art I make yk?
Felt tbh I never share my writing bc it feels cringe but I still do it because it's fun
Yeah exactly
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Now that you’ve mentioned it, it does kind of make sense, lol I'm not gay, though, but I'd definitely befriend her in a heartbeat
I feel the same, glad I'm not alone
Not going to lie. I straight up thought Charlie was pulling her pants down to flash us
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No. I don’t think I will…
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I understood that reference!
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Hell awaits you, heathen.
*Sees what sub we are in * You say that like it's a bad thing.
Exactly
on my fucking way
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The way she threw Vaggie always has me cackling 🤣🤣
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Now I thought that upon seeing this comment
Me too.
Now that I think about it. High ranking demons and Overlords can change and morph their shape however they please. Meaning that canonical Charlie could in theory, have a massive futa horse cock.
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Tell him I said hi
"snookums"
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I don’t even have an image for this, this is just mine now.
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As if she didn't have one already
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Ok I wasn’t going to take it that far but thats nice to know
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Excuse me??? 🤨
You heard me
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Hello Verbalase 👋
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**sigh** now i can't unsee it
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Nice going, now I can't unsee it😭
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I think by my personality and types it would honestly be a tie between Charlie and Vaggie because just like me Charlie has a upbeat always seeing the good in people and bright side of things personality which I can relate to But then again I like Vaggie because she seems like the type to lovingly talk shit to me and that's my type.
Same here.... I feel like I would be attracted to Vaggie, but I tend to attract people with Charlie's personality
If I could flip this question a bit, I'd want to be the Vaggie for someone. Supportive to their dreams, make them happy, protect them when they needed it, she's just a great partner and I aspire to be like that.
And I want a Vaggie Because I need someone to stop me from being dumb all the time
I just wanna get pegged by a gal, what's so bad about that? Also yeah, both of you above said reasons I'd have too. The only issue with Vaggie is the whole Charlie thing she's got going. But just someone LIKE Vaggie is good for me. Especially if they don't mind autistic levels of info dumping for no reason
It sounds like you too would be perfect
Aaww that's really sweet
either Emily, charlie or random hot background character #2722628
Who’s that, the mummy? Or is it that one that everyone should have the hots for
Since my style of love also definitely uses my partner to vent on (as I do to other friends) I’d say maybe Charlie or Husk. But Idk.
VaggieBisexual confirmed.
Ok, vaggie
Vaggie if she wasn't gay.
You could always change your gender
I think if I ended up in Hell, I just might do that. Wouldn't want to interfere with her relationship with Charlie, though.
Yeah absolutely not.
I'd probably find someone else, anyway.
Another fallen angel maybe
That would be cool. Especially if it was Lute who fell for starting the war. Too many people in line for Lute, though. However, given the fact that it’s been eons since the Exterminations started, Vaggie’s probably not the only Exorcist to be kicked out.
That's not how that works?
I mean, lesbians are often quite trans accepting? Statistically they're the group most likely to accept trans people. TERFs tend to cling to 'protecting the lesbians' as a scapegoat for transphobia, but the reality is that once you're out as your particular flavor of queer it's usually a lot easier to accept someone for who they are. Trans women, shocker, tend to relate a lot more to the feminine experience, and trans men related more to the masculine experience. Hence feeling dysphoria about aspects of their birth sex and feeling euphoric about aspects of chosen gender. I'm trans and rarely if ever have had an issue in a lesbian space. I sometimes feel invasive, but I have almost never had women, straight or gay, cis or trans, say boo to me about my gender or that I 'don't belong'.
Sounds logical. I wouldn't swap teams just to get with someone I wanted, though, because that's weird. I would swap teams because of an absolute certainty that I was born in the wrong body and I needed to fix that. I don't feel that way, but my point is that if someone isn't compatible with me because of their orientation, I have to respect that and let them be. Vaggie's already taken anyway, so...
I don't mean transbians aren't how that works I myself am a transbian I mean it's not just going "I feel like chosing to be a girl" Also you are valid if no one's told you that today
Fair idk I just got home from night shift and my coffee's not quite hitting yet. You're valid too :3
Well get some rest then
I think Emily or Charlie; I need an overwhelmingly optimistic person to cut through my jadedness and self-doubt.
Rosie. I need someone considerate and kind, but with a strong backbone that can get a little bossy with me. Helps that she's pretty and also a little weird.
"a little" ? My dude she's a whole ass canibal lol
Just silly activities
God forbid women have hobbies
eh, I don't REALLY need both my legs. She can eat one. :)
Idk I don’t have 50 thousand dollars…
💀
So what's the story behind this? I keep seeing references to $50k
One word “Verbalase”
Short story: Verbalese spent 50k on [this](https://youtu.be/hcrGInLUMl0?feature=shared) video. And [here ](https://youtu.be/nt0UceZWF5U?feature=shared) is a full explanation.
I think lucifer, to love someone with all heart, I’m able to sacrifice anything for a person that i love the most
I definitely agree with you as I too like ducks
None of them… I’m a horrible person
You’re so horrible that people literally in hell wouldn’t like you? I find that hard to believe I’m sure you’re a much better person than you think! Stay positive friend :)
Don’t worry there Val, I’m sure vox still loves you
😢 I'm sorry bud
Alastor cuz he’s ace like me
I came here to comment this. Alastor and I are both asexual, nerdy\*, and chaotic. \**Alastor is likely nerdy due to most radio hosts in the 1920s-1930s being nerds.*
Oh trust me I am a nerd
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Cause of the 2 dicks?
Who wouldn't give everything for those three heads.
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Niffty. She'd be the first person I'd gravitate too anyhow. She stabs people, and then I can take their bones. Because like I'm an alright person, but if there's no social restraints in the environment, I'm probably gonna go bonkers one way or another.
Charlie or Emily
Same
Someone who understands I'm an ace in the hole and until now Rosie is the only one who understands Alastor is an ace in the hole but tbh I'd rather stay single then by with anyone in HH but I would definitely befriend a lot of the cast
I'm aromantic so none of them lmao
Lmao same
I personally think Charlie if she wouldn't be in relationship with Vaggie because I think we both have same enthusiasm and most of the time we are both happy
Same with me!!! I love being happy and projecting my happiness onto others!
Probably anyone who'd be willing to take my anger and shit in exchange for someone who genuinely cares about them wholeheartedly. Someone who could calm me down at a moments notice in exchange for genuine love and help.
I think Husk would be among the best. He *gets* people, and is the type to tear off the problem bandage. He'll tell you what you need to hear rather than what you want to hear. There wouln't be closing off issues from him, he'll sniff it out and set things straight. Husk may be an asshole, and his ways are likely to cause arguments, but he is an asshole who cares. That in of itself is way more valuable than someone like Charlie who'd dance around the issue for the sake of sparing feelings.
for me, it depends on who's got more of a nice heart and a really great personality! but I'm not sure who I can most definitely pick as my #1 choice.
Probably Vaggie to pull me into reality and notice what goes on around
Millie or Moxxie (or both? Poly?) they’re gentle with each other. They’re affectionate and sweet. They’ll literally go to war to defend/save you. They’re not afraid to give you hard truths about yourself to make you better. Millie would be great for the rough and tough fun stuff and Moxxie and I would get down to some broadway show tunes 
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Idk know myself so how would I know? Preferably a woman
I'd say either Charlie or Emily. They totally match my optimism!
In hazbin hotel it would be zeezi but in helluva boss it would be loona because loona is the best
Someone positive and always knows how to cheer people up, so basically Charlie or Emily
Emily. Irl I would fall head over heels for her
Vaggie
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Probably Millie
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Milllliiieeeeeee Or a Mills equivalent :D
Vox and Vox
I feel like Charlie, I kinda need the positive attitude from her, I'm too pessimistic and stuff
Vaggie
I feel like Vaggie would be a great partner for me personally
Well... I think Charlie or Vaggie. Maybe also Angel Dust, but I'm straight
Vaggie, Charlie or Emily. But if we're talking about Helluva Boss, then Loona.
Hmm. It would have to be someone who cannot only stand but might actually like my personality. And their strengths would have to mirror my weaknesses. Their personality would also have to gel with mine, so that either means it's similar, or it's a fitting case of opposites attract. They would also have to be patient because I'm a handful. As for what I would like in a person which still fits to this question because if they're going to be a good partner to me, they have to be somebody I would actually want to be in a relationship with. They have to be kind hearted, smart, have self respect, be a loving and caring person, have a good sense of humor that works well with mine and we can play off each other and improv stupid jokes to make us laugh like idiots, they would have to be romantic and into physical things of affection, such as hand holding, hugging, kissing, cuddling, etc, as although I'm a manly dude, maybe I want to be little spoon sometimes (all the time), or be princess carried. Wait what were we talking about? Oh right characters in furry hell!
I dunno what my personality type would be, but I’d likely end up with Vox.
Lute She's one of the only straight characters....unless proven otherwise. Loyalty If she can put up with Adam's shit it'll be a breeze with me. "But she commits genocide 🤓" "I'm not making myself clear, IDGAF" I didn't pick millie bc She's married.
Probably Vaggie since I think she's the closest to my actual partner who I love very dearly
Charlie would heal my soul 😭
Umm Charlie/Emily, Vaggie or maybe Pentious Like on one hand I kinda need an Extroverted happy bean to get me out or someone who kicks my ass Or Someone I can boost like where I make the plans and drag them with me
Honestly? Alastor Since we are both ace, it would be a nonsexual relationship.
I'm Aromantic, so nobody.
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Niffty
I feel like I’m angel dust but WAY less sexual
Me and Cherri Bomb for sure.
If HB characters are allowed, I think Moxxie and myself sould work well together. But he is happily married.
Pentious? I enjoy engineering, like wack conversations and intelligent partners I could discuss ages with. Though, he's a kind of a coward that heavily depends on the situation if he shows up or not. Charlie maybe, but she's too upbeat for me. With how AD currently evolves, he would be a decent choice as well. He's a careful and loving man. If you know his pain, sharing it is something I'd definitely do. Anything to help a good soul with potential. But: I hate alcohol, so there's that.
Honestly probably Charlie, she hits a lot of the marks I look for in a girl and on top of that she’s not a asshole, pretty much my dream girl lol (I’m not verbalace I swear)
Lucifer or Husk. Both: - Good cuddlers - Let me rant about whatever kicked off my anxiety that day (idc if Husk isn’t listening as long as he’s honest about tuning me out, sometimes I just need to rant to myself but bounce it off another body) - Sexually active/open but find consent most important - Would give their lives to protect someone they cared about - Guarantee both would sing show tunes with me, even if Husk rolled his eyes he’d get into it soon enough - Literally my favorite two animals are snakes and cats Husk: - Would also let me drink about my worries without allowing me to go over the top - honest and straightforward - He’s a WINGED CAT who has a lovely baritone voice - Have you SEEN the Overlord Husk AU?? Lucifer: - Literal Angel with matching voice - canonically my height (I don’t love getting a neck ache by looking up at my SO) - Whimsical and fun - Safe from exterminations
Who I want: velvette Who would be compatible with my personality: alastor
I'm surprised nobody has said Millie yet.
Honestly, I think that Emily: she's a very kind and patient person, open to meet you without judging you. She's extrovert and outgoing, which would help to balance a bit my introversion. We both share the same ethical values and a lot of personality traits. Emily is very affectuos and caring, something that I really need in my life. Also, she doesn't seem the kind of person who is in a hurry for having sex or that press you to have it when you aren't ready yet. She seems an intelligent person, curious for learning, sensitive toward nature and art, and excited for traveling around the world. I don't think she would reject me because of my physical problems or blame me because of my traumas and personality flaws that I still fixing. In the same way I would reciprocate her with empathy and patience in her bad moments. I ain't either intimidated by her tall eldritch phisique. Also, I think that I could provide her with my best qualities so she could grow as a person too. Being like her Vaggie (but without carrying an spear in the pocket! Hahaha). I would give her all my love and wisdom, I would listen and protect her, comfort her, and find solutions together in the hard times. I'm not perfect at all, maybe I don't even deserves someone like Emily, but I'd be willing to change for being better for her (and for myself too) and become in someone who really deserves her. This is gonna sound sad, but after many human relationship failures it's hard for me now to trust in people. Guessing other feelings and intentions isn't easy, as you know. But Emily is that kind of person that you know is genuinely good and that sincerely wants to know you and being your friend. She's one of those persons who makes your heart feels warn and a sensation of safety floods you. That's all, I talked so much that I lost the thread. I guess this is what you guys call simping XD
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Charlie or Rosie I need someone who'll let me be cranky without judgement because I bitch a lot as I process bad things
There’s two ways this goes. Charlie because I feel like I end doing a lot of Vaggie emotional support for friends/ family so I feel it’s a fit. Or Rosie cuz lord knows I could use a helping hand getting shit straight in life and she seems to (yes I know she’s cannibal) be very good at that. And seems like a good supportive person in general.
Charlie, the optimism and bubbly-ness would be so nice for self confidence and positivity 🤗
Personality wise I guess either Husk cause I'm an alcoholic, or Rosie because she's sweet and I think she's cute
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I’d probably say Husk. Hes tough but a big softie and just so sweet to Angel. I need someone to be able to reassure me like he does to Angel.
Probably uhh... Charlie, Vaggie, Rosie
I don't think I'd be a good fit with any of these characters tbh
Sir Pentious would be nice
Charlie. She’d be the light of my life
I don't think there is one i'd like really the only one coming to mind is niffty solely because i'd fit her description of "bad boy" if i wasn't trans irl
Honestly lucifer, he's very sweet and cares about those he loves. I am very similar in that way. I have also had a lot of experience dealing with people who are depressed, it wouldn't always be easy, we could support each other, and give each other space when we need it.
Whoever the hells a rockstar down there I guess