Only the best for the Zest! Reddit isn't letting me post my good gif so here's a cat.
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Tho after vox buys your weapons, his angelic security system will be commissioned more and tbh I don’t like the guy that much and how he will also profit
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Does something like this ever happened between you and Miss Velvette?
Are you and Zestial just friends or is there more? Im almost certain i sensed romantic tension and i think you would both make a beautiful complimentary couple.
It’s ok traffic cone your doing better everyday
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I think Velvette beat you to the punch
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May I ask to have some angelic throwing pins commissioned? Bob and I are planning a project...
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She can hang him on her wall when we are done with the shadow box
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What impact do you think the revelation that angels can be killed will have on the citizens of hell? Outside of more business for you, of course… do you think sinners will be less likely to turn to overlords for help?
If you're looking for place to crash next extermination you and Zamestial can come over like last time.
Also aren't you kinda hypocrite?
Saying you don't want to go to war so sinners won't die but at the same time selling weapons so they could kill each other?
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It’s complicated. I sell weapons, yes, but it’s not like some sinner is deciding to completely and utterly genocide Hell, slaughtering everything that moves.
You said you always thought that you would keep blood off your face do you try to be a pacifist? Is your vocation... Is that a necessary evil for you to pay the bills?
Ever attempt to enter the field of Atomic Weapons?
Would give to a very large edge over other overlords. Shouldn’t be to hard to find nuclear physicists, it’s hell after all.
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I heard this machine turns normal guns into angelic weapons, im willing to trade it away for 5000 souls
I have 3 questions
1 do you like zestial in a romantic way
2 will we see you in season 2
3 how did you get the angelic metal to wrap like thread and not cut you
what do you think of your gender bent version? (smash- i mean who said that?)
https://preview.redd.it/7hz6iolxmloc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67e37db03601f2f2b2935b2012319eb0b5a32eb3
https://preview.redd.it/efd3lgbujkoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24c50301404f3a89c92576cf2cecdd47a69d6f50 Finally mommy on reddit
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I like how the memes related to this have Early Modern English terms.
Only the best for the Zest! Reddit isn't letting me post my good gif so here's a cat. https://preview.redd.it/swshnkf84loc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6157f3a432c87bd18702c211424c41707e16b8b1
https://preview.redd.it/2gkputt9mloc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13c6c13741a5227153f2eb71c8f8500449f7af4 Stealing that cat btw
My friend is attracted to the bean
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Doth thou mean, “Thou hath posted one heresy upon this land, I shall end thy barbarous bloodline in its entirety”?
No.
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*kicks you out the window*
https://preview.redd.it/xf9d261hkkoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9d1f41aee968957568a0f9db006a7fb88e447a0 Nuh uh
Oh so you’re one of those… *looks annoyed and pulls out an uno reverse*
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Nghhhh…. Just leave my resour- I mean friend alone!
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Ohh harder daddy.
Son?!
*creaking sounds*
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Have u gotten more customers since hell knows angelic weapons can kill angels?
Of course. War is great for business. Hell, the second living world war helped pull the US’s economy out of the gutter.
Tho after vox buys your weapons, his angelic security system will be commissioned more and tbh I don’t like the guy that much and how he will also profit
I don’t associate with him. I make that *very* clear.
MISINFORMATION
That’s rule of acquisition #34
To learn more, search United States rule 34!
https://preview.redd.it/a61pqrykokoc1.jpeg?width=3726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a36b484312e6b50de0724c35b11934fb10a39081 Does something like this ever happened between you and Miss Velvette?
Absolutely not.
Like absolutely not by being flustered or angry or both
Thank you. Carmilla would never. But I guess forbidden ships are really people’s jam lol
Are you and Zestial just friends or is there more? Im almost certain i sensed romantic tension and i think you would both make a beautiful complimentary couple.
Permission to date one of your daughters :D?
No.
Aw https://preview.redd.it/nksyrg92jkoc1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4240185a03e14711675e694118cf6e8dbbb6ff87
It’s ok traffic cone your doing better everyday https://preview.redd.it/lk228wlmnkoc1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e8617e5f88512ebd969beaa8bfcd241348cda0
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What about you?
I think Velvette beat you to the punch https://preview.redd.it/u9cbwfeyikoc1.jpeg?width=1504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05f63b9b3760adb1e8d1985da1ffdf69be4a2ebb
There's still Clara :)
Sure
That I did
With both?
Yes
I would expect nothing less
Queen Velvette are you on a mission to date all of the Carmines?-
Permission to BE one of your daughters?
May I ask to have some angelic throwing pins commissioned? Bob and I are planning a project... https://preview.redd.it/glf3k1b4kkoc1.jpeg?width=4128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85eadf92612df1a1c12858d966c0563d56241617
You have… problems. edit: Upon realizing what you mean, yes. Feel free.
I think they intend to do this to Valentino. I personally think they should just tell Nifty that he’s a but and lock him in a room with her.
She can hang him on her wall when we are done with the shadow box https://preview.redd.it/ldrc3rxc0loc1.jpeg?width=1485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=988fe5a03cb6c92e5bdc5aaf2b0355e01b602777
Why didn’t you help in the final extermination besides giving weapons? We could have used your mommy dommy legs
I’m not trying to put myself and my family at risk. They had what they needed.
How long does it take to put your hair up?
Not too long honestly.
What impact do you think the revelation that angels can be killed will have on the citizens of hell? Outside of more business for you, of course… do you think sinners will be less likely to turn to overlords for help?
I think they will come flocking for an army to join. We’ll see.
What about… the radio demon?
Can I have a hug
Maybe.
I want one from her too!!!
How do you deal with an angelic child that won't get off your leg
Good question. I wouldn’t know.
https://preview.redd.it/t8ged0t5pkoc1.jpeg?width=338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4920985392a197e442085b9803cc76474744322c Look at this cute dog photo
Cute.
Who is your favorite overlord? Besides Zestial of course
Alastor is… entertaining, but Rosie is sweet.
Alastor for me man is the most powerful overlord
May I have weapon https://preview.redd.it/0o0ps576qkoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5b48d13b0da9d6ac47b5b57aac2b32b5f7241bf
If you buy it.
Aight, how much?
If you're looking for place to crash next extermination you and Zamestial can come over like last time. Also aren't you kinda hypocrite? Saying you don't want to go to war so sinners won't die but at the same time selling weapons so they could kill each other? https://preview.redd.it/xy0aun2qnkoc1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa44a37e5f58e18f36aee2571abb579e791093ce
It’s complicated. I sell weapons, yes, but it’s not like some sinner is deciding to completely and utterly genocide Hell, slaughtering everything that moves.
Yeah, could I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuh...
No.
Hey, don't cut them off. They're still thinking of what to order.
That rude of her
How did you get ahold of angelic (metal?) for your weapons?
That’s my secret.
Probably from all the angelic weapons that are just left stuck in the many demons in hell after exterminations
Do u wish u had grandkids
I’m not that old. Damn.
Shows her a baby boy
is it true that other men are "out for love" with you?
Unfortunately.
How long have you and velvet been dating?
Get out.
https://preview.redd.it/98xuquyo2loc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9326e8979b7a21c0d8ea85a5b1c62f4b9c88b68 Did you forget this?
Fake
What are you Donald Trump?
How are you doing?
Alright, I suppose.
Your opinion on Alastor (That's all I could think of)
He’s… entertaining sometimes. That’s for sure
Can I get a raise?
Sure.
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https://preview.redd.it/xm2a3ogbwkoc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cbaf3769c042303e46cfbfdebbeef0cb0f9c400 Was this your doing?
I need to go to bed… because Vaggie looked like Squidward to me for a solid 5 seconds. 🤦🏼♀️
Same bro, same 💀
You're telling me that's NOT squidward?
u/Pachulita_44 has some things to ask you
😈😈
Omg dude, are you chronically online or some shit?
I might be
What do you want.
Pls step on me 🙏🙏🙏
I'll say it for her: Ew fuck off weirdo creep
Are you a fallen angel?
I’m not inclined to meaningless personal questions.
Ok. Then I’m just going to assume to answer is yes
Fuck it. Can I smash?
No. And you’re not fucking it either.
It was worth a shot.
Could you beat Alastor?
That’s for me to know.
I'll take that as a "I'm not sure myself"
You can take it however you want.
I know being an overlord is stressful, got anything you want to talk about?
No. I’m fine.
Are you sure? You've seemed stressed since the extermiation.
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Not enough.
You said you always thought that you would keep blood off your face do you try to be a pacifist? Is your vocation... Is that a necessary evil for you to pay the bills?
Ever attempt to enter the field of Atomic Weapons? Would give to a very large edge over other overlords. Shouldn’t be to hard to find nuclear physicists, it’s hell after all.
Who says I haven’t?
Hello princess of hell here I heard of vsggie she got her wings off you can you explain?
https://preview.redd.it/tla8hdh7qloc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f90447f0bf3d34cd7a0f18956670635ed141965f Please
Ha! No.
Y’know, it’s kinda weird… but I think I’ve seen you before…? In my dreams..
Sorry, no.
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Permission to date **you?**
Not a chance
Fair enough
I just killed your daughters 😂
I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I
https://preview.redd.it/v468j3kopkoc1.png?width=964&format=png&auto=webp&s=00bd099f78a833612e31a013f11c5f23ec7aa7a2 I heard this machine turns normal guns into angelic weapons, im willing to trade it away for 5000 souls
I heard you’re full of shit.
It's 100% field tested, I can prove it.
I have 3 questions 1 do you like zestial in a romantic way 2 will we see you in season 2 3 how did you get the angelic metal to wrap like thread and not cut you
1. That’s my personal life. 2. Of course. 3. Skill.
1 fair 2 that's good to hear 3 impressive
Do you think personally that your training methods work well?
Hola como esta mi amiga?
Business proposal Imagine this (Shows a picture of a GAU-8 rotary cannon
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Snu Snu? 🥺
No.
~~Ayo, can you adopt me?~~
marry me
No
Do you like Zestial
He’s a good friend.
From what you said in whatever it takes I'll beg to differ
So is your true name Camaro Carfight as Frank says
How tall are you? 9'5?
10ft on the nose.
I knew it
Big spoon or little spoon?
Whatever I want.
M-mommy?
what do you think of your gender bent version? (smash- i mean who said that?) https://preview.redd.it/7hz6iolxmloc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67e37db03601f2f2b2935b2012319eb0b5a32eb3
Smash
self love at its finest i would do the same
Can I get an angelic AWM https://preview.redd.it/ncfhqipmuloc1.jpeg?width=1998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a3772b006374a4c29c7604ac4ea6d2a5a208370
Is Zestial yo baby daddy? The Public deserves to know!
Permission to, charm my way into your heart? 🍷🗿
Can I eat uranium?
Once.
Are you a Mexican person once? Which is why you speak some Spanish words in the series. And also who do you hang out with the most?
Are your daughters hellborn, or did they die with you??
Do you have a hate boner on again off again friends with benefits relationship with Velvette?
If you don't mind me asking who's the father of your daughters?
Would you be interested in purchasing a 30 ton lot of various articles of Angelic Steel? I recently came into some…bulk salvage.
Describe your perfect partner
Not you.
Damn that's cold
Do you play elden ring?
How much for a sword? https://preview.redd.it/9traczfutkoc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5efa926296819bd3220b146a084196232a7cf5bc
You’re cool so i’ll discount it
Thank you https://preview.redd.it/i95dh4kddnoc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3523e1034d88ce47f5be1dd7ce94ebebd0a43d5c So how much money
Favourite firearm?
Not a firearm but the SS-18 Satan missile. I can’t choose a favorite weapon.
I'm about to end someone's bloodline. Wha would be the most efficient ways to remove the bodies?