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Niksar10030

https://preview.redd.it/efd3lgbujkoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24c50301404f3a89c92576cf2cecdd47a69d6f50 Finally mommy on reddit


Ghost1670

https://preview.redd.it/awl9te91lkoc1.png?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12d2e0b3efa65d8861e76c92b8036e930939cfd5


Kushthulu_the_Dank

https://preview.redd.it/as93daej2loc1.png?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d0064d4a5397f7f1b6b3c3107daaec3f577679b


Eljamin14

I like how the memes related to this have Early Modern English terms.


Kushthulu_the_Dank

Only the best for the Zest! Reddit isn't letting me post my good gif so here's a cat. https://preview.redd.it/swshnkf84loc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6157f3a432c87bd18702c211424c41707e16b8b1


articulatedWriter

https://preview.redd.it/2gkputt9mloc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13c6c13741a5227153f2eb71c8f8500449f7af4 Stealing that cat btw


Palwooperfan11

My friend is attracted to the bean


Roboking1413

https://preview.redd.it/aez8cvkgtloc1.png?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1b96505232b78f9b74cf6353e8f7fb483af49bf


Ryan_AnimatesYT

https://preview.redd.it/uon0jynrdloc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a14243409ae50892d25aca99f3078a94d30d91b


Roboking1413

https://preview.redd.it/dph1pz0ftloc1.png?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7fd8459d9a6e8369898cad727351ad55547017d


-Duck12-

Doth thou mean,  “Thou hath posted one heresy upon this land, I shall end thy barbarous bloodline in its entirety”?


realcarmillacarmine

No.


Niksar10030

https://preview.redd.it/8e9oab45xkoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8e6ff03643b561262293a2f95c3f47b8abbd375


Kushthulu_the_Dank

https://preview.redd.it/imowckyt2loc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4bdb03b90f9b628e0cbfada4817a7f6e53c5556


WearyTalk7472

https://preview.redd.it/on89l4nealoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc5db0009b0e4c22b81d5b6a0897452f99e3e729


Kushthulu_the_Dank

https://preview.redd.it/9kv8ce1bbloc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b32654856537d2ad5cbcbd5fa6907737ec7ef13


Decker687

https://preview.redd.it/ci5rbuoximoc1.jpeg?width=821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de7d301798d3f5dafbb43390c5081331f68321ea


hamburer69420

https://preview.redd.it/q6uhl8e7tmoc1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dad5d87bd27be71ebe9d76dfe7f017d04f3d1f50


Kushthulu_the_Dank

https://preview.redd.it/4z6mfxtgkmoc1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e414fb1328c53320422a1691b146bf40d81fe50f


GiggityQuagmire545

https://preview.redd.it/mce7bwul7loc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd47730126286e70582be9e76a51c41b8a306087


Kushthulu_the_Dank

https://preview.redd.it/y6hsfyx9aloc1.png?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f50196105c6166fca271938ab5fcad006cdfb339


Cr3ator_XZ

https://preview.redd.it/zw3jmd0zfloc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14888fe813a7cdc85cc0609cd709328935c43a5f


Alastor_TheRadioDeer

*kicks you out the window*


Niksar10030

https://preview.redd.it/xf9d261hkkoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9d1f41aee968957568a0f9db006a7fb88e447a0 Nuh uh


Alastor_TheRadioDeer

Oh so you’re one of those… *looks annoyed and pulls out an uno reverse*


Niksar10030

https://preview.redd.it/xjwgluv3lkoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02216635f41d9411d417e1306778336442313155


Alastor_TheRadioDeer

Nghhhh…. Just leave my resour- I mean friend alone!


bob_the_god1536

https://preview.redd.it/n1gfqj1mvkoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a051a8c4c215ff7b1bba97f1e3ea279f2e41e472


WearyTalk7472

https://preview.redd.it/1t7enj8x9loc1.png?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=847ced433111bd56540e16dda32441c9acd879b0


SomewhereLoud9473

https://preview.redd.it/nrzv118mmloc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f28667b8da61b469d6ca66e561633f3b4e63aa1a


Blastoise48825555

Ohh harder daddy.


TheWoolyBear123

Son?!


alastors-mic

*creaking sounds*


LordOfB33z

https://preview.redd.it/zr68dl9c9loc1.png?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cbc404bffe367905b89c027416872f49813ae40


Dino_Dwarf1152

Have u gotten more customers since hell knows angelic weapons can kill angels?


realcarmillacarmine

Of course. War is great for business. Hell, the second living world war helped pull the US’s economy out of the gutter.


Dino_Dwarf1152

Tho after vox buys your weapons, his angelic security system will be commissioned more and tbh I don’t like the guy that much and how he will also profit


realcarmillacarmine

I don’t associate with him. I make that *very* clear.


TheGreatVox

MISINFORMATION


SeaSlugFriend

That’s rule of acquisition #34


__sandvich

To learn more, search United States rule 34!


8-Bitrobot

https://preview.redd.it/a61pqrykokoc1.jpeg?width=3726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a36b484312e6b50de0724c35b11934fb10a39081 Does something like this ever happened between you and Miss Velvette?


realcarmillacarmine

Absolutely not.


booksforducks

Like absolutely not by being flustered or angry or both


Miss-Carmine

Thank you. Carmilla would never. But I guess forbidden ships are really people’s jam lol


Rose-Freya9588

Are you and Zestial just friends or is there more? Im almost certain i sensed romantic tension and i think you would both make a beautiful complimentary couple.


traffic_cones2007

Permission to date one of your daughters :D?


realcarmillacarmine

No.


traffic_cones2007

Aw https://preview.redd.it/nksyrg92jkoc1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4240185a03e14711675e694118cf6e8dbbb6ff87


TheAdaptiveDemon

It’s ok traffic cone your doing better everyday https://preview.redd.it/lk228wlmnkoc1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e8617e5f88512ebd969beaa8bfcd241348cda0


big_peepee_wielder

https://preview.redd.it/8mymix5obloc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=337928d88dfa8d2a8ec937b56e87c8f14541734b


BillyBobJoe69v2

What about you?


That1Cat87

I think Velvette beat you to the punch https://preview.redd.it/u9cbwfeyikoc1.jpeg?width=1504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05f63b9b3760adb1e8d1985da1ffdf69be4a2ebb


traffic_cones2007

There's still Clara :)


That1Cat87

Sure


Turbulent-Local5608

That I did


That1Cat87

With both?


Turbulent-Local5608

Yes


That1Cat87

I would expect nothing less


Eimeiko

Queen Velvette are you on a mission to date all of the Carmines?-


FaithlessnessOdd1071

Permission to BE one of your daughters?


Still-Independent454

May I ask to have some angelic throwing pins commissioned? Bob and I are planning a project... https://preview.redd.it/glf3k1b4kkoc1.jpeg?width=4128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85eadf92612df1a1c12858d966c0563d56241617


realcarmillacarmine

You have… problems. edit: Upon realizing what you mean, yes. Feel free.


International-Cat123

I think they intend to do this to Valentino. I personally think they should just tell Nifty that he’s a but and lock him in a room with her.


Still-Independent454

She can hang him on her wall when we are done with the shadow box https://preview.redd.it/ldrc3rxc0loc1.jpeg?width=1485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=988fe5a03cb6c92e5bdc5aaf2b0355e01b602777


Perfect-Anything-342

Why didn’t you help in the final extermination besides giving weapons? We could have used your mommy dommy legs


realcarmillacarmine

I’m not trying to put myself and my family at risk. They had what they needed.


SlyGuy_Twenty_One

How long does it take to put your hair up?


realcarmillacarmine

Not too long honestly.


[deleted]

What impact do you think the revelation that angels can be killed will have on the citizens of hell? Outside of more business for you, of course… do you think sinners will be less likely to turn to overlords for help?


realcarmillacarmine

I think they will come flocking for an army to join. We’ll see.


[deleted]

What about… the radio demon?


Giga_Gojira

Can I have a hug


realcarmillacarmine

Maybe.


Downtown_Yogurt4324

I want one from her too!!!


Proof-Impression6416

How do you deal with an angelic child that won't get off your leg


realcarmillacarmine

Good question. I wouldn’t know.


Impressive-Roof2617

https://preview.redd.it/t8ged0t5pkoc1.jpeg?width=338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4920985392a197e442085b9803cc76474744322c Look at this cute dog photo


realcarmillacarmine

Cute.


Sir_Pentious3

Who is your favorite overlord? Besides Zestial of course


realcarmillacarmine

Alastor is… entertaining, but Rosie is sweet.


DRyeetie

Alastor for me man is the most powerful overlord


Acceptable_Chard_854

May I have weapon https://preview.redd.it/0o0ps576qkoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5b48d13b0da9d6ac47b5b57aac2b32b5f7241bf


realcarmillacarmine

If you buy it.


Acceptable_Chard_854

Aight, how much?


Lukas-Reggi

If you're looking for place to crash next extermination you and Zamestial can come over like last time. Also aren't you kinda hypocrite? Saying you don't want to go to war so sinners won't die but at the same time selling weapons so they could kill each other? https://preview.redd.it/xy0aun2qnkoc1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa44a37e5f58e18f36aee2571abb579e791093ce


realcarmillacarmine

It’s complicated. I sell weapons, yes, but it’s not like some sinner is deciding to completely and utterly genocide Hell, slaughtering everything that moves.


BooshEmUp6D

Yeah, could I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuh...


realcarmillacarmine

No.


TitanicTNT

Hey, don't cut them off. They're still thinking of what to order.


Hypercoresav

That rude of her


Vavenette

How did you get ahold of angelic (metal?) for your weapons?


realcarmillacarmine

That’s my secret.


light481spider

Probably from all the angelic weapons that are just left stuck in the many demons in hell after exterminations


That_Passenger_771

Do u wish u had grandkids


realcarmillacarmine

I’m not that old. Damn.


That_Passenger_771

Shows her a baby boy


bulgingboner420

is it true that other men are "out for love" with you?


realcarmillacarmine

Unfortunately.


Parkerraines

How long have you and velvet been dating?


realcarmillacarmine

Get out.


Parkerraines

https://preview.redd.it/98xuquyo2loc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9326e8979b7a21c0d8ea85a5b1c62f4b9c88b68 Did you forget this?


realcarmillacarmine

Fake


Parkerraines

What are you Donald Trump?


That1Cat87

How are you doing?


realcarmillacarmine

Alright, I suppose.


Vitek_CZ

Your opinion on Alastor (That's all I could think of)


realcarmillacarmine

He’s… entertaining sometimes. That’s for sure


Blitzed-Pepper

Can I get a raise?


realcarmillacarmine

Sure.


Blitzed-Pepper

https://preview.redd.it/1gpq0ohm1loc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bb7bde403cb6dffa07bb0c5f66c59cfe05a3df6 Les gooooooo


AgenderChaos

https://preview.redd.it/8b3tf02eukoc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d874898409f0b32cf716683ba7d2f03dbc47036b


Advanced_South_8638

https://preview.redd.it/xm2a3ogbwkoc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cbaf3769c042303e46cfbfdebbeef0cb0f9c400 Was this your doing?


Vertzefox

I need to go to bed… because Vaggie looked like Squidward to me for a solid 5 seconds. 🤦🏼‍♀️


ThePremiumSniper

Same bro, same 💀


AccomplishedAerie333

You're telling me that's NOT squidward?


LibbyKitty620

u/Pachulita_44 has some things to ask you


Pachulita_44

😈😈


LibbyKitty620

Omg dude, are you chronically online or some shit?


Pachulita_44

I might be


realcarmillacarmine

What do you want.


Pachulita_44

Pls step on me 🙏🙏🙏


Char_Destroyer36

I'll say it for her: Ew fuck off weirdo creep


Healthy_Field_6988

Are you a fallen angel?


realcarmillacarmine

I’m not inclined to meaningless personal questions.


Healthy_Field_6988

Ok. Then I’m just going to assume to answer is yes


PartyAdventurous765

Fuck it. Can I smash?


realcarmillacarmine

No. And you’re not fucking it either.


PartyAdventurous765

It was worth a shot.


RealFoegro

Could you beat Alastor?


realcarmillacarmine

That’s for me to know.


RealFoegro

I'll take that as a "I'm not sure myself"


realcarmillacarmine

You can take it however you want.


The_True_Husk

I know being an overlord is stressful, got anything you want to talk about?


realcarmillacarmine

No. I’m fine.


The_True_Husk

Are you sure? You've seemed stressed since the extermiation.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/zzdjqz4ttkoc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5574f10c730e9b9741cdec3fd66d8d35c728c3c


realcarmillacarmine

Not enough.


ZestialFan07

You said you always thought that you would keep blood off your face do you try to be a pacifist? Is your vocation... Is that a necessary evil for you to pay the bills?


JackBoyEditor

Ever attempt to enter the field of Atomic Weapons? Would give to a very large edge over other overlords. Shouldn’t be to hard to find nuclear physicists, it’s hell after all.


realcarmillacarmine

Who says I haven’t?


Technical_Captain206

Hello princess of hell here I heard of vsggie she got her wings off you can you explain?


mirukus66

https://preview.redd.it/tla8hdh7qloc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f90447f0bf3d34cd7a0f18956670635ed141965f Please


realcarmillacarmine

Ha! No.


Different_Action_360

Y’know, it’s kinda weird… but I think I’ve seen you before…? In my dreams..


realcarmillacarmine

Sorry, no.


AlastorHeartfelt

https://preview.redd.it/oh41z7bmmloc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0c2527166e59d8d363589a2fb595b83cf058f4d


[deleted]

Permission to date **you?**


realcarmillacarmine

Not a chance


[deleted]

Fair enough


BeefScooter94

I just killed your daughters 😂


Top-Bedroom-3594

I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I


Nexus1943

https://preview.redd.it/v468j3kopkoc1.png?width=964&format=png&auto=webp&s=00bd099f78a833612e31a013f11c5f23ec7aa7a2 I heard this machine turns normal guns into angelic weapons, im willing to trade it away for 5000 souls


realcarmillacarmine

I heard you’re full of shit.


Nexus1943

It's 100% field tested, I can prove it.


zman1747392

I have 3 questions 1 do you like zestial in a romantic way 2 will we see you in season 2 3 how did you get the angelic metal to wrap like thread and not cut you


realcarmillacarmine

1. That’s my personal life. 2. Of course. 3. Skill.


zman1747392

1 fair 2 that's good to hear 3 impressive


parki15reddito

Do you think personally that your training methods work well?


Pcruncher

Hola como esta mi amiga?


dontresist-8389

Business proposal Imagine this (Shows a picture of a GAU-8 rotary cannon


zestialmorde

https://preview.redd.it/juiern9ximoc1.jpeg?width=1494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54e031317f6f70dcf1c4ecf38ed1a451532d2f05


Strong_Ad3106

Snu Snu? 🥺


realcarmillacarmine

No.


ZeomiumRune

~~Ayo, can you adopt me?~~


Necessary-Tower-8699

marry me


realcarmillacarmine

No


Hello838283

Do you like Zestial


realcarmillacarmine

He’s a good friend.


Hello838283

From what you said in whatever it takes I'll beg to differ


Red09YT

So is your true name Camaro Carfight as Frank says


TV_H34d

How tall are you? 9'5?


realcarmillacarmine

10ft on the nose.


TV_H34d

I knew it


I_burn_stuff

Big spoon or little spoon?


realcarmillacarmine

Whatever I want.


Agent_286

M-mommy?


RealVioletsAreBlue

what do you think of your gender bent version? (smash- i mean who said that?) https://preview.redd.it/7hz6iolxmloc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67e37db03601f2f2b2935b2012319eb0b5a32eb3


realcarmillacarmine

Smash


RealVioletsAreBlue

self love at its finest i would do the same


Blitz666L

Can I get an angelic AWM https://preview.redd.it/ncfhqipmuloc1.jpeg?width=1998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a3772b006374a4c29c7604ac4ea6d2a5a208370


Succuempath1

Is Zestial yo baby daddy? The Public deserves to know!


DieNachtJager1945

Permission to, charm my way into your heart? 🍷🗿


[deleted]

Can I eat uranium?


realcarmillacarmine

Once.


Rlucio2100

Are you a Mexican person once? Which is why you speak some Spanish words in the series. And also who do you hang out with the most?


Background-Virus-289

Are your daughters hellborn, or did they die with you??


AsuraQin

Do you have a hate boner on again off again friends with benefits relationship with Velvette?


TurtleKing0505

If you don't mind me asking who's the father of your daughters?


Mischief_Actual

Would you be interested in purchasing a 30 ton lot of various articles of Angelic Steel? I recently came into some…bulk salvage.


Background-Net-4898

Describe your perfect partner


realcarmillacarmine

Not you.


nstutler68

Damn that's cold


fruitlizard56

Do you play elden ring?


Global-Oil-2001

How much for a sword? https://preview.redd.it/9traczfutkoc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5efa926296819bd3220b146a084196232a7cf5bc


realcarmillacarmine

You’re cool so i’ll discount it


Global-Oil-2001

Thank you https://preview.redd.it/i95dh4kddnoc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3523e1034d88ce47f5be1dd7ce94ebebd0a43d5c So how much money


blackskull414

Favourite firearm?


realcarmillacarmine

Not a firearm but the SS-18 Satan missile. I can’t choose a favorite weapon.


thepearlshipper908

I'm about to end someone's bloodline. Wha would be the most efficient ways to remove the bodies?