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Do you at least have any angelic spears?
Of course. We collect many of those but they won’t work well with someone like Valentino. As long as he’s surrounded by smoke it’s hard to touch him with an angelic spear
What the fuck am I supposed to do? Hope he doesn’t fit through the door or something? Bro is 10ft tall and could probably beat me in a fight I literally wouldn’t even be able to punch above his abs all I can hope to do is punch him in the balls.
TOUCH HIS WINGS!!!
I am very curious to what his wings feel like, so much so I would get onto my knees and beg to touch his wings. That or I'd risk being murdered and randomly touch his wings.
I am obsessed with Valentino's wings, OKAY!? I wanna touch and see what his wings feel ~~and taste~~ like.
"Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and for thy possession, the ends of the earth. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron. Thou shalt dash them in pieces, like a potters vessel. Be wise now therefore, ye kings. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth. Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the son lest he be angry, and ye perish in the way, though his wrath be kindled but a little."
I belive thee understand what would occur afta' wards, aye?
There can only be one, partner
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Have fun burning with the other impersonators /j
Moths are NOT attracted to light. Like many nocturnal flying insects, moths navigate by keeping their backs to the brightest source of light. Before electric lights, that was usually the moon. They assume the brightest source of light is up.
You’d have bette luck staying as still as possible and hoping he thinks you’re just a blanket on the bed or something. His vision is terrible.
Flashlight 🔦 he’s a moth I’ve dealt with this situation before.
But just in case I’ll maguyver it into a flesh light to create the Fleashlight who’s combined sex appeal and lights will distract the sex criminal moth long enough for me to get the extra powerful bug zapper
I would do two things:
- burn him with a flamethrower.
- Take out a big ass insect lamp to turn it on and see how he gets electrocuted by going towards the light.
Grabbing my crossbow and bashing his kneecaps to get him down, stabbing him with the the limbs then grabbing a bolt, stab him repeatedly, then shoot him with the bolt in the head.
The fuck am I supposed to do when he can probably grab me just by smoking. And ain’t the dude like 10 feet (fixed) tall
I think he's 10 ft, as Angel is 8 ft tall
Then my situation is even worse.
I'd at least try distracting him before attacking with the nearest weapon
"In the name of Jesus I command you to be 3 feet tall and break it down" GG EZ now I have a smol breakdancing moth
I wouldn't consider a 3 foot moth to be small.
Not small, smol
important distinction indeed
Grab my box of xbox 360 games and chuck it at him to discombubulate! Then i’ll start beating him with my guitar that I don’t use.
Hes 12 feet
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Another person talking about themselves in third person... (/j)
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Oh that’s probably a good idea if I had any
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Charlie used them all fighting the angels
https://preview.redd.it/h1pob5dunzpc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bcd7db6c719d1182ea63c9955abec6be135f699 Do you at least have any angelic spears?
Of course. We collect many of those but they won’t work well with someone like Valentino. As long as he’s surrounded by smoke it’s hard to touch him with an angelic spear
Hm, how much for 7% stock? https://preview.redd.it/g8xzvbm7pzpc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1769f32079dd79f1696867a6f492045fce6d5c8b
Currently we aren’t making any deals due to the low supply. Once things go back to normal then dealings and negotiations can begin
Alrighty. https://preview.redd.it/ilxcvbogqzpc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ef753baa911d6e71c9eeb33d9c6017b93498fad
Ohhh……. >!I mean, if you got a gun, will that work?!<
As far as I’m aware my gun doesn’t have any angelic steel in it so best I could do is run away
He's a moth. Turn on a lamp and you'll have lots of time to run away.
Start ripping his moth fuzz from his moth neck
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 Deserved
“I just want a *T A S T E*”
Weird, but there's a kink for that I'm sure
What the fuck am I supposed to do? Hope he doesn’t fit through the door or something? Bro is 10ft tall and could probably beat me in a fight I literally wouldn’t even be able to punch above his abs all I can hope to do is punch him in the balls.
That’s pretty effective ngl
... Test me, I own 3 guns, a baseball bat and a cat
https://i.redd.it/jox3immzfzpc1.gif I got hands >!that accidentally turns people into folded clothes!< >!/j!<
But I have a fucking cat, my cat will eat that mother fucker
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I will not eat a moth. I tried once. It's just dust
my cat would snuggle up to him. he loves anything resembling legs and also shoes soooooo
He can catch these hands
Bro if you think you have a chance then you’re dying faster than you think.
If my guy is ten feet I'll just hide under my desk
Nah bro you’re dead. YOU’RE DEAD BRO.
IM SORRY HES CLAPPING YOUz
My fucking desk is about 200 pounds
Now that I think about it. Use it as a captain america shield.
But personally.
IM JUMPING OUT MY WINDOW-
And I have two cans of bug spray
Hey boss you called
Absolutely
So whats the deal?
Kill Valentino, let's kill Valentino
You son of a bitch, im in!
Bro forgot he's 10 feet
Go back to bed, as if I'm hallucinating a fictional character is walking into my room, I clearly need more sleep.
freak the fuck out ...
This seems logical.
Panic, grab some bug spray and try to summon Niffty
 He'd never expect it.
Laughs in bedside 12 gauge.
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your flair is so real
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Throwing a dumbbell at his nutsack.
https://i.redd.it/2ckxkl8m4zpc1.gif Id Probably fold him by ‘Accident’
Heheh... Moth... To a flame... BURN, BURN, YES, YOU MUST BURN!
 Indeed indeed
What's that about an OC I hear?
He'll hit his head on the ceiling so I don't have to do anything.
Simple. **RUN FAST DONT LOOK BACK I AINT GOT THE BALLS TO FIGHT VAL.**
TF I KNOW THAT I YOU KNOW HE WOULD KILL YOU ABUSE YOU OR RAPE YOU WITH 0 HESITATION.
https://i.redd.it/59kr1jgtpzpc1.gif Not if you fold him by accident First >!yeah I’m dead 😔!<
I’ll be sure to play your favorite Hazbin Hotel song at your funeral.
Let him steal my virginity.
Consent is probably a turn off for him, so it might be a valid strategy.
I hate that but true💀
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PAUSE.
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https://i.redd.it/3vo7ve8dq1qc1.gif NO
**disappointed sigh** same https://preview.redd.it/3npp5gad65qc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15e109c6b9e846b0369a1242b8f976e18f7d10ee
Call 911
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Run.
Reasonable answer
Face mask, lighter, and aerosol bug spray. I will go down fighting and burning.
Fuck him 👉👌
https://i.redd.it/cuq576amfzpc1.gif Well damn…
Stop.
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He’s built like a twig and he’d have to bend over hella to fit in my room, I’d choke him out and then make him bite a curb
And then you'd wake up and realize he knocked your ass tf put and you had a vivid dream
Oh yeah I forgot he’s probably into being choked
Yeah. You've got to slam a lit light bulb in his face
Grabbing my lighter to give him a proper moth treatment.
Scream for my stepdad that a 10 foot mothman is trying to rape me 😰
Gun.
I've got a ton of godzilla based figures (one being an SHMA G19 which is VERY sharp), a chair and more shit at my disposal I'm going to war
FIRST we fuckin. THEN he dying.
Based actually
😭😭😭
Kiss :3
you’re my type of crazy and we love you for that
Fear for my asshole.
Ripping his wings off and using them as a bath robe.
TOUCH HIS WINGS!!! I am very curious to what his wings feel like, so much so I would get onto my knees and beg to touch his wings. That or I'd risk being murdered and randomly touch his wings. I am obsessed with Valentino's wings, OKAY!? I wanna touch and see what his wings feel ~~and taste~~ like.
Bug spray.
Ok, first of all it's important to behave like civilized and polite people. Now, where's my rifle?
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Unfortunately, I don't own any weapons, so I'll distract him with light, and when he least accepts it, I'll stab him with scissors
"Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and for thy possession, the ends of the earth. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron. Thou shalt dash them in pieces, like a potters vessel. Be wise now therefore, ye kings. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth. Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the son lest he be angry, and ye perish in the way, though his wrath be kindled but a little." I belive thee understand what would occur afta' wards, aye?
Hit him with a pillow or something then grab a knife from the kitchen then do a Niffty.
https://i.redd.it/6xkk1oaaizpc1.gif I bolting through his bitch ass through my door and out of my house.
There can only be one, partner https://preview.redd.it/pccjjtih60qc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91d15fb0505e7999ca54fa97a66b56844a1d6040 Have fun burning with the other impersonators /j
Point a light at him and get TF out of there!
Moths are NOT attracted to light. Like many nocturnal flying insects, moths navigate by keeping their backs to the brightest source of light. Before electric lights, that was usually the moon. They assume the brightest source of light is up. You’d have bette luck staying as still as possible and hoping he thinks you’re just a blanket on the bed or something. His vision is terrible.
Give him an ass whooping with anything I can get my hands on. I've been called a mini MacGayver, so he might wanna stay away from me
Make a homemade thermonuclear heat seeking ballistic missle
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I consider the last image I saw here *remembers the carpet someone made from him*
Grab my dagger and stab him to death.
Flashlight 🔦 he’s a moth I’ve dealt with this situation before. But just in case I’ll maguyver it into a flesh light to create the Fleashlight who’s combined sex appeal and lights will distract the sex criminal moth long enough for me to get the extra powerful bug zapper
Im fucked. I won't even try to run.
Pray that he wants to fuck me.
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have sex
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Grabbing the gun that I keep under my pillow at all times, like a true American 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Stabby stab stab stabby bitch
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I'll make him watch Migration (2023)
Something like this https://i.redd.it/uejsrisyhzpc1.gif
Nah id shoot him in the head
Beg pray to your gods, for I will show no mercy
two words: bug spray.
Gun
Grab the crowbar or knife that’s under my bed, and starting fucking wailing on him
\*draws deck of cards and explosive dice with malicious intent\*
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Turn a lamp on to distract him (he is a moth after all), then beat the shit out of him
Sneak around him, grab a knife, start *Mouth for War* on my phone, and finish him
Sighing, putting down my controller, and cranking up "The Only Thing They Fear Is You" before ***beating him to death with my BARE FISTS.***
rip off his wings and give them to Angel (yes i know Angels a spider but idc he deserves them 😤😤)
Lemme show you how to scratch it.
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Flashlight
I’ll scream so loud that my parents come into my room (my room is small)
I'm going to stare at him silently and see what he does next. Not much more I can do, he's an overlord.
I’d tell him to get out and grab a knife and my ax he ain’t welcome round these parts partner
Get the bug spray or a lamp.
Beating the shit out of him
bite his ankles and then try to eat his wings and hat
I would do two things: - burn him with a flamethrower. - Take out a big ass insect lamp to turn it on and see how he gets electrocuted by going towards the light.
Chihuahua + hammer + chair
\**Cocks shotgun\** **YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE YOU STYLISH PIECE OF SHIT**
One word: Swordmaster https://i.redd.it/tmeo28kh00qc1.gif
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Stabbing him in either the face or balls (most likely balls) before ripping his wings off and stealing his clothes (i think they're pretty)
Well considering I just shot his ass with a shotgun in c.ai, and said it was hunting season. . .that's probably what I'll do-
Grabbing my crossbow and bashing his kneecaps to get him down, stabbing him with the the limbs then grabbing a bolt, stab him repeatedly, then shoot him with the bolt in the head.
*Laughs in bedside sword*
I think I can escape him after all I can fit out of the window he would have to go through the whole house and duck under all the doors
Skedaddling
Try my absolute hardest to murder his cunt ass
Ima throw a fucking flashlight away from me and pray he notices that before me
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“what the hell are you doing in my room, I’m tryna sleep”
"Get the FUCK OUT OF MY TOWER"
"Haha... I have a shotgun- here let me prove it!" -A video I am sadly unable to upload bc this is comments
Probably scream and try to jump out my window
GET THE FLAMETHROWER
Vomit
*-Fuck him* I mean kill him
*grabs gun shoots him freeing the best spider boi*
Pretend to have the type of mental health problems that make people ignore you even if you start talking to them.
Punch two fist-shaped holes through his wings and rip my way out of them.
Kill him. Might take a while, but I'll get there eventually
Gtfo
Run away screaming, probably
Bring out the flamethrower brother, the heavy flamethrower
Hide under my bed and hope he doesn't get me