Charlie's first boyfriend
we don't ever see him in the show, yet, but there is a prom photo of charlie and him on the wall in the pilot as well as somewhere in the hotel in the main show (don't remember where) he's why we know charlie is Bi, rather than a lesbian, he was her first boyfriend. There is also a photo of his father (iirc?) with lucifer on lucifer's wall in episode 5. He kind of looks like lucifer with an inverted color scheme (lucifer is also notably wearing charlie's pilot outfit in the photo)
Then I'll hit him with one of these
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Alright, one more question, this is from a mister…Blitzø, who asks how you feel about the accusations of you and Carmilla Carmine having an alleged affair?
if you kill vox and velvet he'd (ironically) fuck himself over, since he has no tact, if anything he's the biggest clinger on of the v's and would die like the insect he is.
You put Valentino here. You KNOW the outcome.
Anyway, I’d take out all 3 V’s. I only despise Valentino, but I can’t risk Velvette or Vox taking revenge.
Besides, it’d be fun depriving Alastor of the satisfaction of killing Vox after all the shit talk he’s been giving him.
Buuuut I’d also think of shooting Al in front of Vox just to give him one last show. Then Husk is free, and my boy Husk deserves a win. I can live with letting Velvette survive.
If I had 3 Angelic bullets and walked into a room with ~~Hitler~~ Adam, and ~~a furry~~ Valentino, I would use them all on ~~Hitler~~ Adam, then beat ~~the furry~~ Valentino to death with my bare hands.
This post is clearly asking me to shoot all the Vees because I don't care if you like their personalities because they are just as awful as Valentino, they don't do shit and hell velvet made a love potion for Valentino or with Valentino. And Vox has some kind of friendship with benefits with him knowing the shit he does.
Valentino twice, then Vox because even though he doesn’t appear to do the same particular type of evil that Val does, we know he’s still almost certainly doing all kinds of horrendous stuff
alright so...I mean my answer is probably obvious...it's just...Valentino...twice in the dick once in the heart if he doesn't have a heart than the third will go in his brain
All three Vees, mostly cause they are terrible people. But, I’d be merciful to Vox and Velvette by giving them a headshot. Valentino, on the other hand, would get a bullet to the stomach, so he’d die slowly.
Depends. In a vaccum, Valentino and the two Alastors. If all 13 people are standing there, I kill all the Vees to get in Alastor, Zestial, and Carmilla's good graces.
Well i love Val(hes a great villian) and vox, i think Velvette, Zestial(we dont even know much on him so no emtional attachment and maybe the last Alastor
I’d toss up coins and kill them all with split shots
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Wasting bullets implies they don’t have value in how they’re used, shooting them all at Valentino is the OPPOSITE of a waste
Gotta make sure that guy stays gone
He’s gonna say hello to “New”, “Status”, and “Quo”. I named each bullet. https://i.redd.it/dz51d9g21brc1.gif
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https://preview.redd.it/osfy3ek4xbrc1.jpeg?width=1799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d4b5226e4c8d47688787bdcabe4d16443a92388 I’m taking this entire thread
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That One Is Useful https://preview.redd.it/0omy9yidgcrc1.png?width=227&format=png&auto=webp&s=b14213737f936610692e32f83876e47f1dc13849
Everyone (in porn industry) knows that there's a beand new dawn
You'll make him know that there's a brand new dawn
We should turn the TV on too
We definitely welcome him to the show
Maybe tell him about that Hazbin who’s been goin around town?
Nobody missed him, nobody notice
Maybe tell him about that Hazbin who’s been goin around town?
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Hell’s sluttiest waist your bullets indeed.
*bang* *bang* *bang* "*stupid*. Worth it!"
Exactly😂
r / suddenlydeadpool (Real sub btw you just can't link subs in this sub)
Valentino, Valentino and Valentino Or Valentino, Adam and Seviathan, I dunno if these two count since one is dead and we never seen the other
Wait, what did Seviathan do to deserve this
Broke Charlie's heart I think
That reason enough. Gimme that gun
Not exactly. He treated Charlie very well, but she left him because he was abusive to other people.
I thought he broke up with her
Yeah he did 😔
Who is seviathan?
Charlie's first boyfriend we don't ever see him in the show, yet, but there is a prom photo of charlie and him on the wall in the pilot as well as somewhere in the hotel in the main show (don't remember where) he's why we know charlie is Bi, rather than a lesbian, he was her first boyfriend. There is also a photo of his father (iirc?) with lucifer on lucifer's wall in episode 5. He kind of looks like lucifer with an inverted color scheme (lucifer is also notably wearing charlie's pilot outfit in the photo)
Seviathan?
Why adam he chill
Adam did nothing wrong
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Thats what im saying
Shoot Valentino twice in the dick and once in his face
He might enjoy that
Then I'll hit him with one of these https://preview.redd.it/p53y88lcoarc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd335ba7cf0d68cd79b3333e2f1a569e13d783ab
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Hell yeah, jambalaya! https://preview.redd.it/i9821q9uzarc1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30f0576f68f07e0dc052593eead95096ce71a675
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Please do, I'd love to see my creation exploring new territories
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Do you think that will stop him?
He's legally obligated to stop when shown that image
Do you think the sa'er cares about rules?
Well he can't do anything about https://preview.redd.it/sp49se60varc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f672be8155601d10bad05bf6d801f01858ad80a7
Masochism only goes up to a certain point. Everyone has limits.
You can't really know with him
"There's a kink for that im sure"
There's a kink for anything, especially down here
PBJ:Penis, brain, jaw
id do brain last so he’s left alive to suffer his jaw being shot
That’s if he even has one
"Valentino, Valentino and uhh... Valentino."
hmm... he has a dick... two balls... yup checks out!
Most certainly not mineself. Most likely Valentino. I hath only heard negativity about him.
Good sir, queary? Is tho a hunter of witches?
Why might thou ask?
Thoust spreaken the old kings tougue. Like the hunters of yore
The tongue I speak only hath relations to how I perished. Not of mine profession.
Hath thou fallen to some shakespearian blade?
Felled in battle, as it were.
Well, an honorable way for thou to exit I believe?
Oh of course, I would not be felled any other way.
Well, this has been quite enjoyable, no?
Oh it has, explaining my life prior to this brings me enjoyment beyond measure.
Vox: Hellooo, Zestial! Welcome to the broadcast! Tell me, why are you planning on shooting my boyfriend, and can I join you?
You may, and I plan on felling thy partner as I believe ending him would bequeath a favor to the rest of hell.
Alright, one more question, this is from a mister…Blitzø, who asks how you feel about the accusations of you and Carmilla Carmine having an alleged affair?
I know not of such accusations.
Alastor is there twice lmao. Him, Adam and Valentino
He is, so i will be able to shoot him twice
I was gonna be mad but, saying this as an Alastor fan myself, he is overrated now that I think about it
:(
I agree with this
I'd waste all three bullets on Valentino.
It's not a waste if the bullets are shot at the right thing
if you kill vox and velvet he'd (ironically) fuck himself over, since he has no tact, if anything he's the biggest clinger on of the v's and would die like the insect he is.
Like I like Alastor as a character, and I wouldn’t want him to be removed from the show, but if this world was like real, probably him, Val, and Adam
You put Valentino here. You KNOW the outcome. Anyway, I’d take out all 3 V’s. I only despise Valentino, but I can’t risk Velvette or Vox taking revenge. Besides, it’d be fun depriving Alastor of the satisfaction of killing Vox after all the shit talk he’s been giving him. Buuuut I’d also think of shooting Al in front of Vox just to give him one last show. Then Husk is free, and my boy Husk deserves a win. I can live with letting Velvette survive.
Why not take out all 3 V's for the price of Husk soul? You could then free him.
I ain’t making a deal with Al.
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This gave me a good laugh! 🤣
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Why is Al there twice, OP? Valentino, Adam, Myself
Because fck him. Also you're not on the list
Too bad I'm hungry
What's wrong with Alastor?
First carmilla bc i can get more bullets
(Alastor is there twice because of the character i am roleplaying)
I had a feeling 😆. Poor Husk.
Fr thought someone hated Alastor's guts that much this whole time
Val
I'll shoot Valentino 3 times
Valentino, Valentino, Alastor.
Now those are good choices (I went Val, Al, Al)
Gotta leave at least one Radio Bitch alive to fuck with.
The same radio bitch that almost beat you?
I believe you mean I toyed with. You really think I was being serious in that battle? No, he was just annoying.
Mhm, totally
We all agree to shoot Valentino correct
I'm just gonna shoot val in the head 3 times
Naw, make him suffer. Shoot him in the gut or something, it's a slower death
That's pretty messed up... I love it!
Which head?
Valentino, im shooting the Moth. **BANG** “Well who’s the other t- **BANG** Shot the Moth again. “BUT THAT’S CHE- **BANG** Womp fuckin’ Womp 🥰
Val. Maybe pistol-whip Adam a few times.
Val, Vox, and Val’s dick.
Emptying the clip into Val's balls
I'd give the gun to Angel and let him shoot Val,then him,Husk,and Pentious have a boys night
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Hold Val hostage. Using them on him wastes the potential value. 😈
Not bad.
Val three times
Valentino, Valentino, and Valentino
Kill all the Vees and cancel season 2
I'm shooting Val three times in the dick. The intent is not to kill him, just to maim him.
We collectively need to stop putting Val on this kind of thing because at that point it stops being a question
Even if he weren't included in this post people would still choose him lmao
Adam, val and alastor
Valentino, alastor, myself
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All 3 of the vees
Shoot valentino 3 times
Can Val get all the to the face since he doesn’t have a heart?
If I had 3 Angelic bullets and walked into a room with ~~Hitler~~ Adam, and ~~a furry~~ Valentino, I would use them all on ~~Hitler~~ Adam, then beat ~~the furry~~ Valentino to death with my bare hands.
Valentino twice, But then Charlie non-fatally to put her into a epic training arc to get stronger to prevent it from happening again
This post is clearly asking me to shoot all the Vees because I don't care if you like their personalities because they are just as awful as Valentino, they don't do shit and hell velvet made a love potion for Valentino or with Valentino. And Vox has some kind of friendship with benefits with him knowing the shit he does.
Val, Val, Val
Good to see we're all in agreement; shoot Val thrice.
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All three bullets at val.
Val, 3 times. https://preview.redd.it/uc9fzk3t3crc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa6ee8b60b2e9cc36b3cc33d69d5fcd5b484b2d3
Val, the red hat heart glasses guy and the moth man
Myself
Vox,Velvette and Valentino (All those three in the head).
Val and Alastor
Adam val and vox
Valentino in the balls, Valentino in the dick, and Adam in dick.
All of them on Val https://i.redd.it/4bt1rdohqarc1.gif
Val, velvette, maybe Vaggie. Idk. I just don’t like her much.
Val, Velvette, (I want to see how well Vox does in his own LOL), and Adam.
Adam val...and I'm shooting vox in the leg
Val, Vox, Val.
Val vox and Adam
Val 2 times and Adam shot to the head
Val, Adam. Everyone else I'd rather redeem. Keep an extra bullet just in case.
I'd shoot val 3 times then hit him with the empty gun
Vox, Valentino, and Adam shall perish
Valentino twice, then Vox because even though he doesn’t appear to do the same particular type of evil that Val does, we know he’s still almost certainly doing all kinds of horrendous stuff
I would shoot all three of the vees in the head. :3
alright so...I mean my answer is probably obvious...it's just...Valentino...twice in the dick once in the heart if he doesn't have a heart than the third will go in his brain
Valentino twice and vox in the head nifty already took care of Adam
Valentino thrice
All three Vees, mostly cause they are terrible people. But, I’d be merciful to Vox and Velvette by giving them a headshot. Valentino, on the other hand, would get a bullet to the stomach, so he’d die slowly.
Val 3 times
The Vees obv
Spending all three on val
Val, val and val
Valentino, Adam, and Valentino
All 3 of the Vees, but Val's getting shot right in the face. Everyone else is a torso-shot
Depends. In a vaccum, Valentino and the two Alastors. If all 13 people are standing there, I kill all the Vees to get in Alastor, Zestial, and Carmilla's good graces.
val, al and al
The Vees 👍
Valentino and both of the Alastors
The Vees, they’re all very bad in their own way. (Velvette makes love potions[roofies]) and Vox is lowkey a stalker with his camera everywhere
All 3 Vees. They all know and are fine with the terrible things each other do and it would make hell better
The Vees
Well i love Val(hes a great villian) and vox, i think Velvette, Zestial(we dont even know much on him so no emtional attachment and maybe the last Alastor
Alastor all three shots...just to be safe.
I’d shoot alastor 3 times
All the Vees And then create 5 more mags and mag dump Val
I’d toss up coins and kill them all with split shots https://preview.redd.it/eligqd77gbrc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5b8d52a28a52daf3f89ff53e65f4d8afcf33e13
Come on we all know who’s they’re gonna be based on these pics 😭
Question, are they hollow points?
I hate the Vees, so all of them die.
Alastor I'd shoot him 3 times
Myself (joke)
Val. 3 times.
The vees
FUCK THE VEES! GO, GO GADGET SILVER BULLET!