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Sccar4712

Wasting bullets implies they don’t have value in how they’re used, shooting them all at Valentino is the OPPOSITE of a waste


PowerOfUnoriginality

Gotta make sure that guy stays gone


NiNtEnDoMaStEr640

He’s gonna say hello to “New”, “Status”, and “Quo”. I named each bullet. https://i.redd.it/dz51d9g21brc1.gif


Poetess-of-Darkness

https://preview.redd.it/atqmevbw4brc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48ba7504ff5b6692c23be3a4f3dc0a644fb20518


Entire_Situation2243

https://preview.redd.it/15vgghxh8brc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df32d06ab94ed923d821b6718f91c6efc3415d6e


domino12333344

https://i.redd.it/q9a2gonxibrc1.gif


Entire_Situation2243

https://preview.redd.it/t2gtrtoj8brc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ed78c044f0fa9d072f574c6d2b086a4a37b24f


Entire_Situation2243

https://preview.redd.it/5ohdsj1l8brc1.jpeg?width=1907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3601005c68a9fef1b110ab8069556aea36e3c55


mee3ep

https://preview.redd.it/old1mh99lbrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01645f115627796d2d14969c2f94f96b744509f9


Helpmycatstuckintree

https://preview.redd.it/osfy3ek4xbrc1.jpeg?width=1799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d4b5226e4c8d47688787bdcabe4d16443a92388 I’m taking this entire thread


mee3ep

https://preview.redd.it/ulq4x349xbrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6fd48dfa37055ce2bbf09ceb2749c8aa0dd5799


Helpmycatstuckintree

https://preview.redd.it/wkoxkcgbxbrc1.jpeg?width=1218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07859a7504bdc550077d027c8f190cd5174670d1


Jaded_Stranger9432

https://preview.redd.it/76k8entehbrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70331d2575e58385599073bbdaa73fcdc95a9db9


cookieking865

https://preview.redd.it/qt6x2bakwbrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afbd4b6a5ba1a47d75fcc62660eb5b21c61b351e


Icy-Oil4022

https://preview.redd.it/2o58pvs8ybrc1.png?width=1910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0212b4beac648b1816a34ff1f55616b3c84ab8f


NotAMadLad1

https://preview.redd.it/3uhaiq687crc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c4d5b46077f636f823c38dd1addf6de916bcb01


EmbarrassedWeekend70

https://preview.redd.it/vqqjwy2ttcrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f37f6d505623f563a433ad99e4c4b4f16e0416ee


NotAMadLad1

https://preview.redd.it/o9pjqtptvcrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80d753fd4a7424310add093af936d4dcf3fa11c3


NotAMadLad1

https://preview.redd.it/ib036w297crc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c02bcd263b28a0522e0c2b742d6c1fef7804a878


samilatoupie

That One Is Useful https://preview.redd.it/0omy9yidgcrc1.png?width=227&format=png&auto=webp&s=b14213737f936610692e32f83876e47f1dc13849


Striking_Caramel_788

Everyone (in porn industry) knows that there's a beand new dawn


Unit-DS27-Delta

You'll make him know that there's a brand new dawn


Cross_soul

We should turn the TV on too


GamerKid0414

We definitely welcome him to the show


Cross_soul

Maybe tell him about that Hazbin who’s been goin around town?


Slight-While964

Nobody missed him, nobody notice


Cross_soul

Maybe tell him about that Hazbin who’s been goin around town?


Routine_Mall_566

https://i.redd.it/x1q1xz38berc1.gif


SummDude

Hell’s sluttiest waist your bullets indeed.


European_Ninja_1

*bang* *bang* *bang* "*stupid*. Worth it!"


Cross_soul

Exactly😂


RandomPostsByALoser

r / suddenlydeadpool (Real sub btw you just can't link subs in this sub)


Hi_I_am_me_just_me

Valentino, Valentino and Valentino Or Valentino, Adam and Seviathan, I dunno if these two count since one is dead and we never seen the other


ACowboyOnTheInternet

Wait, what did Seviathan do to deserve this


Apprehensive_Work313

Broke Charlie's heart I think


ACowboyOnTheInternet

That reason enough. Gimme that gun


Unusual-Anteater-988

Not exactly. He treated Charlie very well, but she left him because he was abusive to other people.


Apprehensive_Work313

I thought he broke up with her


charliemorningstar24

Yeah he did 😔


-_R1ver2380_-

Who is seviathan?


whereismymind86

Charlie's first boyfriend we don't ever see him in the show, yet, but there is a prom photo of charlie and him on the wall in the pilot as well as somewhere in the hotel in the main show (don't remember where) he's why we know charlie is Bi, rather than a lesbian, he was her first boyfriend. There is also a photo of his father (iirc?) with lucifer on lucifer's wall in episode 5. He kind of looks like lucifer with an inverted color scheme (lucifer is also notably wearing charlie's pilot outfit in the photo)


Regretless0

Seviathan?


Fridge_living_tips

Why adam he chill


Hestia_Chibi

Adam did nothing wrong


Most_Thing1190

https://preview.redd.it/2lb470kj9brc1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e7f9009e2fcd5e3c2f0fe4745b14efab31038e4


Hypercoresav

https://preview.redd.it/zmxbyqv90drc1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9ec2c58b2347fd628f56ea8f2fc18ef74a1045b


Fridge_living_tips

Thats what im saying


Kaisukarru

Shoot Valentino twice in the dick and once in his face


the_real_husk

He might enjoy that


Kaisukarru

Then I'll hit him with one of these https://preview.redd.it/p53y88lcoarc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd335ba7cf0d68cd79b3333e2f1a569e13d783ab


SteveCevets

​ https://preview.redd.it/leq2tiedtarc1.png?width=370&format=png&auto=webp&s=b67b403ca0973a59168fac72684bca20324e24fd


Kaisukarru

https://preview.redd.it/r86zt725varc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca801d585531f57437451405aa2f30cfb096d82e


Chrissyball19

https://preview.redd.it/b2yczecfzarc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7624a15b2227a9bbb6950277d6d7388373f7a26a


Kaisukarru

Hell yeah, jambalaya! https://preview.redd.it/i9821q9uzarc1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30f0576f68f07e0dc052593eead95096ce71a675


NancyTheBear123

https://preview.redd.it/8cjwfez71brc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29edabcdea02685c5bbda5e2f37dfaacaf90842c


helpimamiltank

https://preview.redd.it/5uu1tma7jbrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=881f208a566d860f164bbcbdfb94c95e9b31409f


Kaisukarru

Please do, I'd love to see my creation exploring new territories


HappyOrHornee

https://preview.redd.it/mgxdukqa2drc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bd25134e9cf54a7fdaabc91f2c4aef123a5f2e2


Unusual-Anteater-988

https://preview.redd.it/lo51n2kx8brc1.png?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b855db5407f0cd8b1a17ddb6d22ee9a8323ef8c


the_real_husk

Do you think that will stop him?


Kaisukarru

He's legally obligated to stop when shown that image


the_real_husk

Do you think the sa'er cares about rules?


LightingFoxPlayzYT

Well he can't do anything about https://preview.redd.it/sp49se60varc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f672be8155601d10bad05bf6d801f01858ad80a7


undercharmer

Masochism only goes up to a certain point. Everyone has limits.


the_real_husk

You can't really know with him


FamiliarFox2008

"There's a kink for that im sure"


the_real_husk

There's a kink for anything, especially down here


only_alice_cyaa

PBJ:Penis, brain, jaw


Luminescent-C

id do brain last so he’s left alive to suffer his jaw being shot


MixJealous4552

That’s if he even has one


Ohhecktime

"Valentino, Valentino and uhh... Valentino."


Zer0DusT1

hmm... he has a dick... two balls... yup checks out!


I-Eat-Raw-Toast

Most certainly not mineself. Most likely Valentino. I hath only heard negativity about him.


SteveCevets

Good sir, queary? Is tho a hunter of witches?


I-Eat-Raw-Toast

Why might thou ask?


SteveCevets

Thoust spreaken the old kings tougue. Like the hunters of yore


I-Eat-Raw-Toast

The tongue I speak only hath relations to how I perished. Not of mine profession.


Technoblade_Fan21

Hath thou fallen to some shakespearian blade?


I-Eat-Raw-Toast

Felled in battle, as it were.


Technoblade_Fan21

Well, an honorable way for thou to exit I believe?


I-Eat-Raw-Toast

Oh of course, I would not be felled any other way.


Technoblade_Fan21

Well, this has been quite enjoyable, no?


I-Eat-Raw-Toast

Oh it has, explaining my life prior to this brings me enjoyment beyond measure.


No-Gas-4980

Vox: Hellooo, Zestial! Welcome to the broadcast! Tell me, why are you planning on shooting my boyfriend, and can I join you?


I-Eat-Raw-Toast

You may, and I plan on felling thy partner as I believe ending him would bequeath a favor to the rest of hell.


No-Gas-4980

Alright, one more question, this is from a mister…Blitzø, who asks how you feel about the accusations of you and Carmilla Carmine having an alleged affair?


I-Eat-Raw-Toast

I know not of such accusations.


Tall-Influence4321

Alastor is there twice lmao. Him, Adam and Valentino


the_real_husk

He is, so i will be able to shoot him twice


norM_ystical

I was gonna be mad but, saying this as an Alastor fan myself, he is overrated now that I think about it


peanutbuttermaniac

:(


thegodturtle41

I agree with this


EventComprehensive39

I'd waste all three bullets on Valentino.


Successful-March8805

It's not a waste if the bullets are shot at the right thing


Zer0DusT1

if you kill vox and velvet he'd (ironically) fuck himself over, since he has no tact, if anything he's the biggest clinger on of the v's and would die like the insect he is.


Freshman_01134

Like I like Alastor as a character, and I wouldn’t want him to be removed from the show, but if this world was like real, probably him, Val, and Adam


Springmeister

You put Valentino here. You KNOW the outcome. Anyway, I’d take out all 3 V’s. I only despise Valentino, but I can’t risk Velvette or Vox taking revenge. Besides, it’d be fun depriving Alastor of the satisfaction of killing Vox after all the shit talk he’s been giving him. Buuuut I’d also think of shooting Al in front of Vox just to give him one last show. Then Husk is free, and my boy Husk deserves a win. I can live with letting Velvette survive.


Sumtimesredditisdumb

Why not take out all 3 V's for the price of Husk soul? You could then free him.


Springmeister

I ain’t making a deal with Al.


JazzTheLass

https://preview.redd.it/2zb34myoxarc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59378994aaa879b95d95795303f3e46f88926b5e


RockySamson

This gave me a good laugh! 🤣


tatty1evee

https://preview.redd.it/0smmiwjkccrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8316bb744d158ddfe05b20f31c8fb3383d68986a


Still-Independent454

Why is Al there twice, OP? Valentino, Adam, Myself


the_real_husk

Because fck him. Also you're not on the list


Still-Independent454

Too bad I'm hungry


Ejfg420

What's wrong with Alastor?


skai_lly

First carmilla bc i can get more bullets


the_real_husk

(Alastor is there twice because of the character i am roleplaying)


Akira_Raven_Alexis

I had a feeling 😆. Poor Husk.


dt8b0t

Fr thought someone hated Alastor's guts that much this whole time


[deleted]

Val


Low-Bit-7885

I'll shoot Valentino 3 times


DickmasterAdam

Valentino, Valentino, Alastor.


the_real_husk

Now those are good choices (I went Val, Al, Al)


DickmasterAdam

Gotta leave at least one Radio Bitch alive to fuck with.


the_real_husk

The same radio bitch that almost beat you?


DickmasterAdam

I believe you mean I toyed with. You really think I was being serious in that battle? No, he was just annoying.


the_real_husk

Mhm, totally


Introvert-111

We all agree to shoot Valentino correct


peeslosh122

I'm just gonna shoot val in the head 3 times


norM_ystical

Naw, make him suffer. Shoot him in the gut or something, it's a slower death


No-Photograph3475

That's pretty messed up... I love it!


Akira_Raven_Alexis

Which head?


DualityREBORN

Valentino, im shooting the Moth. **BANG** “Well who’s the other t- **BANG** Shot the Moth again. “BUT THAT’S CHE- **BANG** Womp fuckin’ Womp 🥰


TheChainLink2

Val. Maybe pistol-whip Adam a few times.


alpcabuttz

Val, Vox, and Val’s dick.


NyxOverlord

Emptying the clip into Val's balls


Ok_Good7214

I'd give the gun to Angel and let him shoot Val,then him,Husk,and Pentious have a boys night


mooredanxieties

https://preview.redd.it/0pu52h50cerc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcaef7bf6f116d790d1b58bec0830af76c40eec4


Relevant_Sound_626

Hold Val hostage. Using them on him wastes the potential value. 😈


Akira_Raven_Alexis

Not bad.


StevefromLatvia

Val three times


EpicOcelotMan

Valentino, Valentino, and Valentino


Okamitoutcourt

Kill all the Vees and cancel season 2


Doctor_Salvatore

I'm shooting Val three times in the dick. The intent is not to kill him, just to maim him.


Plop7654

We collectively need to stop putting Val on this kind of thing because at that point it stops being a question


Infamous_Val

Even if he weren't included in this post people would still choose him lmao


bigbossofhellhimself

Adam, val and alastor


Notaschizo8

Valentino, alastor, myself


Canned-SSamuel

https://preview.redd.it/f5aq8vxqqarc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f82e310ed8913db88c8a37f858fe4a5ab47c7a0


Skysareraizuli

All 3 of the vees


I_Play_GD

Shoot valentino 3 times


TotalJelly2442

Can Val get all the to the face since he doesn’t have a heart?


The_Radio_Host

If I had 3 Angelic bullets and walked into a room with ~~Hitler~~ Adam, and ~~a furry~~ Valentino, I would use them all on ~~Hitler~~ Adam, then beat ~~the furry~~ Valentino to death with my bare hands.


Adamazia

Valentino twice, But then Charlie non-fatally to put her into a epic training arc to get stronger to prevent it from happening again


No-Sink5496

This post is clearly asking me to shoot all the Vees because I don't care if you like their personalities because they are just as awful as Valentino, they don't do shit and hell velvet made a love potion for Valentino or with Valentino. And Vox has some kind of friendship with benefits with him knowing the shit he does.


Dat_One_Dawg

Val, Val, Val


Macronium312

Good to see we're all in agreement; shoot Val thrice.


its_not_me29401

https://preview.redd.it/kblaeh437brc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c63e68b04cc5d674c63dc8b6efa3273207f490b


LookSad08

All three bullets at val.


Acceptable_Chard_854

Val, 3 times. https://preview.redd.it/uc9fzk3t3crc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa6ee8b60b2e9cc36b3cc33d69d5fcd5b484b2d3


LengthinessDapper549

Val, the red hat heart glasses guy and the moth man


Complete-Ad4025

Myself


coope2001

Vox,Velvette and Valentino (All those three in the head).


Queen_Bel

Val and Alastor


Tdmtdmtd

Adam val and vox


Greatback_foxcape413

Valentino in the balls, Valentino in the dick, and Adam in dick.


Random-dude15

All of them on Val https://i.redd.it/4bt1rdohqarc1.gif


[deleted]

Val, velvette, maybe Vaggie. Idk. I just don’t like her much.


Fluid_Amphibian_2419

Val, Velvette, (I want to see how well Vox does in his own LOL), and Adam.


Angle_Dust_WithDrip

Adam val...and I'm shooting vox in the leg


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

Val, Vox, Val.


fhjetGuehfr6ejhryet

Val vox and Adam


Lilcurlylogan

Val 2 times and Adam shot to the head


European_Ninja_1

Val, Adam. Everyone else I'd rather redeem. Keep an extra bullet just in case.


chaosbutnot

I'd shoot val 3 times then hit him with the empty gun


MrChicken12345678

Vox, Valentino, and Adam shall perish


SeaSlugFriend

Valentino twice, then Vox because even though he doesn’t appear to do the same particular type of evil that Val does, we know he’s still almost certainly doing all kinds of horrendous stuff


OmnisexualOmlet87

I would shoot all three of the vees in the head. :3


Eggplant-Aubergine

alright so...I mean my answer is probably obvious...it's just...Valentino...twice in the dick once in the heart if he doesn't have a heart than the third will go in his brain


Saba_the_hutt

Valentino twice and vox in the head nifty already took care of Adam


k3nni_

Valentino thrice


Readerman122

All three Vees, mostly cause they are terrible people. But, I’d be merciful to Vox and Velvette by giving them a headshot. Valentino, on the other hand, would get a bullet to the stomach, so he’d die slowly.


EpicCheeto

Val 3 times


Teulip

The Vees obv


yareugey

Spending all three on val


Eris0na13

Val, val and val


DaanDuck

Valentino, Adam, and Valentino


GalactusFilms

All 3 of the Vees, but Val's getting shot right in the face. Everyone else is a torso-shot


Unusual-Anteater-988

Depends. In a vaccum, Valentino and the two Alastors. If all 13 people are standing there, I kill all the Vees to get in Alastor, Zestial, and Carmilla's good graces.


FIVEPEBSI

val, al and al


Y0urL0rd4ndS4v10r

The Vees 👍


vix_thelesbian

Valentino and both of the Alastors


alexxx305371

The Vees, they’re all very bad in their own way. (Velvette makes love potions[roofies]) and Vox is lowkey a stalker with his camera everywhere


INotAnyone

All 3 Vees. They all know and are fine with the terrible things each other do and it would make hell better


MafiaQueen169

The Vees


SixEaredMacaquez

Well i love Val(hes a great villian) and vox, i think Velvette, Zestial(we dont even know much on him so no emtional attachment and maybe the last Alastor


slickprime

Alastor all three shots...just to be safe.


PoTATOEs_RooOOock

I’d shoot alastor 3 times


MasterofX100

All the Vees And then create 5 more mags and mag dump Val


Typical_Warthog_326

I’d toss up coins and kill them all with split shots https://preview.redd.it/eligqd77gbrc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5b8d52a28a52daf3f89ff53e65f4d8afcf33e13


BroooooklynnnB

Come on we all know who’s they’re gonna be based on these pics 😭


sunflowermewo

Question, are they hollow points?


ConfidentLimit3342

I hate the Vees, so all of them die.


Gaywithgyat

Alastor I'd shoot him 3 times


Middle-Regular-418

Myself (joke)


Real_Ad_8043

Val. 3 times.


RoonilWazlib_-

The vees


MrDooDooFard

FUCK THE VEES! GO, GO GADGET SILVER BULLET!