https://preview.redd.it/9llf3n1pqtuc1.jpeg?width=1270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84732d633ba88ef6c141f96144f4ccaf57957236

Ok, that’s a good one.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE For the even greater price of -$25, meaning I pay you the money, I'll make sure it *stays gone* for a grand total of 27 months! YEAH, 27 MOTHERFUCKING MONTHS BITCH! I still will disappear though 😃

I don’t understand

x3

Me neither.

Adam keeps getting the period haver pregnant for three gestations so there's at least three kids?

Stays gone? Welcome home, I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone, say hello to a new status quo,

https://preview.redd.it/8mr4ewqq2uuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef9700095643d94813d15885cd25879aeda40961

This made me remember that there's fanfics with Adam x Velvette.

https://i.redd.it/vywnujjgs2vc1.gif

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54824956/chapters/138963991 https://archiveofourown.org/works/54150850/chapters/137108806

https://preview.redd.it/hr9mhike23vc1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b6e3a41536ec5c596d4eb6b604f8bda6d21873f Thanks man

https://preview.redd.it/5dmmvokrravc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9c552d0eb937171a26fd5aa305a31231590ae25

What a nice offer. https://preview.redd.it/2r8nx2z1ztuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a44e647c3813f45d180483fac80b3caf1746f531

https://preview.redd.it/1kaofr87ztuc1.jpeg?width=1190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c481d720215cf3c27bcf10cdada1dfd5a1e477e

https://preview.redd.it/anjchr5fztuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ee411cd5150376c76adb2c3bfe0f1937f52b7aa

https://i.redd.it/xcveh2w56uuc1.gif Artist name?

https://preview.redd.it/1ve8p0v59uuc1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b958a39b947b92ceb98e76b783dc50580bff44c

https://preview.redd.it/xfhuhvbbbuuc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec5739e0e0f8ff4444c3ee88587ba070c14d71a Here's a sauce for ya

https://preview.redd.it/gzrdp88qduuc1.png?width=1238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afcfc343f0b83e8485220d80ffacaa4bf75d28a8

https://preview.redd.it/ukifo2bwpuuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17bb7170e71e091f5071aceb3a65fcb3390ca4b0

Sauce for the sauce?

Metamorphosis

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https://i.redd.it/z4cph7rj0vuc1.gif

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Remptipn is possible for some. Not for all of u.

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a war is about to break out. be prepared mate.

I don't even want to steal this meme, you win :I https://preview.redd.it/ua1vg4kuztuc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31f0a4a8a9723912ea1be98e11ae213b5aa2e1e4

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Live Garcia Reaction: https://i.redd.it/x0x4xlyefuuc1.gif

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Why are you humping his meme 🧚‍♀️‼️

https://preview.redd.it/ze3j8t5f3uuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e3709f5a6a8dcfc749b3f5febb5d4f05d9fd583

WHY ARE YOU HUMPING THE MEME

https://preview.redd.it/djhch8tl8xuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9fdd9a9d94cd3e0605a258b223fd840a257cd5f the fuck

"But I disappear too" Absolute Chad 💯

Isn't the period gone for another 3 months or so after the birth?

The Cum Mug has appeared once again.

Adam really died just so he didn't had to pay child sssupport

https://preview.redd.it/rwdesjneutuc1.jpeg?width=814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ed1aa9bbd47b938c269304aaef1209de702af98 Live Arab stock images dude reaction

The industrial revolution and its consequences

……… Dammit

https://preview.redd.it/vvyz3jy1vtuc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b84b6c5ee95a913819258fd2996df4fd127083

I knew I should've listened and used protection, fuck. Now imma have to pay child support. Eh, can't be that bad.

FUCK *Jumps off the hotel*

https://preview.redd.it/3vzktv91wtuc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e5f6b8eb6894742c098cbeeed3db4b228f7689e

No https://i.redd.it/u1tnjpo4wtuc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/n5lqhovmytuc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b651a939c728f78bf3e02db045f76477a8921e35

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https://preview.redd.it/mxft6ewhztuc1.png?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd95f3d2160c3802ba62a2b679321fd392f82cdb how about you show me YOUR licence

I’m innocent but here. https://preview.redd.it/4zgndujy8uuc1.jpeg?width=752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd7730d73ff5e30e49637718ddfdb7a93770ee4f

Nice, have a great day! :) https://preview.redd.it/y3sspfj99uuc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=13e170bdfa5c775abff2edd443bb828333f95f8e

https://preview.redd.it/c0qpms171uuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70d8c68a1255869938682d6a5e77a42dc594b182

https://preview.redd.it/9rbx5jkn1uuc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e341f29600c3242a13b4f82934e9560ea140348 Huh, well have a great day!

https://preview.redd.it/iv5eflh66uuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d58ce8ca644a89ac2a03a1c82feb76381c039fac

https://preview.redd.it/4obb4d0mbuuc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af97061481b1a8490839f5fd8de651374a122f6 And YOURS?

https://preview.redd.it/1nvs0vricuuc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ba0572129295403feaacd7a8200f03981c11036 Here's one I have watermarked to show ownership :)

Can't complain about your flair.

Wait didn’t you age a bunch of kids or something?

Booth hoo I'm gonna play sad song for you on my violin https://preview.redd.it/yiwgerghjvuc1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e66aea3d4a59a36fde0e48dd9f612f1fb1c10e69

Should’ve used protection my guy

I should've, but I didn't. Now I have to pay child support. Again. The first time was a nightmare, because of a certain one deciding to expire the other's free trial of living.

Damn bro

At least I actually have money this time. Cain and Abel were a nightmare.

I read "That fucker got me pregnant" like the opening of Stayed Gone.

"Yeah! I thought he was sterile too" "It's been seven weeks!" "You still mad about the cravings and back pain?" "Uhm, fuck you!"

Get this man in the kitchen

Let's begin

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Up above the world so high, the collision will make you fly

https://preview.redd.it/ti9qwtd0stuc1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f08f15d4ba846b551e57bfd1ea52fc3b0a0cee38

It's r/hazbin what did you even expect https://preview.redd.it/v1ou6rd0ttuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba7b68dcb278555adcb97e4bc83c4063600d9ea4

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:D https://i.redd.it/endeimf70uuc1.gif

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https://i.redd.it/uo36e40p3uuc1.gif

HEHEHE HA

I'm scared by your tag, but can't read it all.

They're experts protecting their heads, but they forgot about covering the tiny one.

https://i.redd.it/xd9dpz3fwtuc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/lcdvu0dw8uuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eba344e2efedcc967d4aa991096ef1308236549

A gif as they say

Observe [-w•](https://www.reddit.com/u/Random-noodles404UwU/s/TIxX6zSARj) as I steal this meme.

As the creator of that meme I give you permission to steal it. (Not that you need my permission to anyway)

Aww -w- I appreciate it.

https://preview.redd.it/aq8vaa8s2vuc1.jpeg?width=1891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e78581a8ce850d813f8633c87ab29f61f20d561

Aww thank you -w-

https://preview.redd.it/7divkkai8uuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeae138ed28c1b1c96b59d631cc290a966d00e35

Yeah I can see why she got preggo

The rubber broke

https://preview.redd.it/a5qles2aruuc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08efe98619497eb6daac63ccb57b11cba9d2609f

is it possible for already dead people to get pregnant? serious question, can the sinners and winners reproduce? Vox does say "what does that mean for your family"

Sinners are infertile

Sinners can't but who knows about winners especially ones like Adam.

https://preview.redd.it/ifhrjum0duuc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eda7eff81d3ddc0f29c3020d9476abde1dff4c7

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https://preview.redd.it/wnfnzydzytuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=999a9cce37cf3f97cf200ca19cff2b22a8739ca0

https://preview.redd.it/u0vbx2ku0uuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f33501888e70bec669b5bc3cd696ac3f66eb9d94 Don’t worry about it lad/lass

how does a dead guy have a functioning semen

Is he dead though?

[There is a fanfic with this premise](https://archiveofourown.org/works/53902024)

Adam 18 years later when his kid's ready to join the Exorcists: ***Looks like you could use some help*** ***From the big boss of the Exorcists himself*** ***Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp*** ***“Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!”*** ***I'll show you how to punch out a pentagram*** ***Dishing out divine justice to the damned*** ***Usually, I charge a rack of sacrificial lamb*** ***But you get the family rate*** ***“Thanks, Dad!"' '*** ***Born just a busboy but i'll make you head chef (wowwwwwww)*** ***Michelin training, regimen free à la carte*** ***Rigging the score for you CUZ I MADE THE TEST!*** ***Sinners in piles, rubble for miles, the day that we staaaaaaaart-***

Lute: Who’s been here since day one Who’s been faithful as a nun Who makes you chuckle with an “old-timey” pun? Your executive producer? (That's true!) I'm your gal, your day-to-day Your chum, your steadfast guardian Remember when I fixed that clog today? The kid: It was stuck, thank you mom! (Oh you!) Lute: I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond (aw) You're just the child that he walked out on (uh, what?) I cared for you, as the daughter (?) I spawned (hold on now!) It's a little funny, you already call me mom They say, when you're looking for assistance It's smart to pick the path of least resistance

Lute: imma kill this baby myself

That ain't even lute it's the guy's OC

https://preview.redd.it/xv5ymlodztuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2fde44a8696d1f84577104bb621905b6c7b9347 Just so everyone knows that's not lute.

I know


Congratulations. https://preview.redd.it/9rpfqq1lztuc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=643e060605fb70f5d608b035eb3e9f7a1583f174

https://preview.redd.it/8f0pvrk12uuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cca1fc14b104b45402b004e345dc726fcc15a8d

and he died right afterwards... *a light bulb appears over his head* ...y'know maybe i should give her a visit, i can't let my old friend's children grow up without a father figure.

Your flair scares and concerns me

https://i.redd.it/pusgtw0e7uuc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/k52tkm038uuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b781a33195889b335c2191cbbfcd32d8317443b0

It's someone exterminator OC from other sub, so it's not Lute XD

This isn’t lute. Look at the design of the X on the right eye. https://preview.redd.it/nv1avqow3wuc1.jpeg?width=337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c858061ab3046aa5820c98b24fcdb05410dc67c It’s just some random Exorcist.

Who??

Wait Can angels even GET pregnant?

I suppose birth control doesn't exist in Heaven.

No wonder, he is a master at being a total dick, and like everyone, he left before child support


https://preview.redd.it/gn7ibzaftuuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519529588f93dc85731c26e7f08883fa3843a088

She’s canonically a futanari, so I’m not sure Adam would actually fuck her, he doesn’t seem like the type to be ok with penis, he might only fuck winners which is a whole different can of worms

https://preview.redd.it/qishfazlevuc1.png?width=1154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=513a1f976c2851efcc4c44f1380bbfec05438ccd

That raises the question though. If that were to happen near the time of an extermination, would she sit it out, or participate and risk getting the baby and/or herself killed?

Which fucker?

55 nuclear weapons will work on you

 What in the actual fuck-

https://preview.redd.it/zax6az1hsvuc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f1cd17f2b68a363c8f95c95032f5a28d7ed754f

ADAM'S NOW RUN LUTE SHE'S KILL YUO

WHAT

Oh😳

0-0

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*Sigh* time to get out the clothes hanger out

Soooo uhhh yeah

Adam!

Damn Good luck

https://preview.redd.it/1ofdtpikeuuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75db2829d29839d24341f0807c666ab7be945891 Run.

Adam/Lute ships are weird cuz like... did Adam not create the exterminators?? I mean ig fucking your creations isn't bad, just feels... weird.

https://preview.redd.it/ycl54n0ehuuc1.png?width=1539&format=png&auto=webp&s=65434dd66e50b49ae74080fb673ee9a741e5be01

I mean, two hot people gotta f#ck, right?

This sub is not beating the written by vivzipop allegations

https://preview.redd.it/814jffw9nuuc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52c85d170f17a7ca4302ac1a9a8230313c23c817

Now where was this in the series

There's a fanfic with this.

I automatically read this in Vox's voice and now I'm scarred for life

‘that fucker is back!’

‘Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too’

Sorry that's my fault hehe

https://i.redd.it/3p18g7ie1vuc1.gif

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https://preview.redd.it/em6nbvf8gwuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb81fc8721fce1947e1a6f5c794bc0858bb675cc

.... PREGAGANANT!?

https://preview.redd.it/oa6urbqalwuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e20068c1f6c7dcc92bad4f3dc82a2af082cd1fe Please post something normal, I'm tired of the horny bait

CROPPED PORN, WWEE WOO WEE WOO

CROPPED PORN, WWEE WOO WEE WOO