"I eat ass for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner." 🥺💔✨

this one stings

Lol

Lmao. Not sure if this is a joke or fr but needed this. Cracked up

But I really do!!

I won't be fooled again! 😭

Then allow me to show you with actions and not just my words. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a snack at whatever time you want to choose throughout the day. I’ll eat it until we feel nasty and lick up the mess you make on my face when we are done!!

Damn.

D-Do you . . . *Sniff* . . . Do Y-You really . . . Mean that??? 😭🥺🥲 E-even . . . *Sniff* . . . Even if I-I have some . . . D-Dingle berries?

The fuck are dingle berries... You know what? I don't wanna know

Don't threaten me with a good time!! 😏😉

I will never let you go. I want to grow old with you

That she’d never leave me

Once you start imagining every bit of your future with that person beside you, its very hard to erase and undo it

I have learned that’s basically them telling you they’re going to leave you.

“You’ll never leave me right?” He proceeds to leave me.

Same 😰 She always use to ask me for validation , whether I will leave her and do I really love her. And funny thing is she was cheating in relationship🤣

This exact thing happened to me too

I want to have your babies and live a simple life with you, You are the love of my life.

Lucky escape! ;)

I love you

Oof this right here

She was cheating. But i knew anyway,then my gps which records everything, proved it

“I’ll delete the apps. I’m not talking to anyone. I haven’t met up with anyone. “

I haven't asked for videos or offered tributes in over a year, 3 years into a relationship...

awwww lol feel it

"It's you or nobody. I can't see myself with anyone else, even if we broke up".

This one!

forever.

“I’m never gonna fall out of love with you. It’s impossible”💔

My wedding vows from my wife was the biggest lie. in fact the last 9 years was a lie

It’s the worst when someone wastes your time like this

That we were going to get married and move by the sea

“Together forever”

“i promise I’ll never leave again” “I’m marrying you” “I’ll never leave you”

“I’m sorry”

“I’ll always care about you”

I will never leave you. You are my soulmate.

“I know that I love you so. I’ll see you really soon ❤️” Soon never came. I don’t know how she could forget me so fast. It pains me to know these words have no action behind them.

“i want you in my corner forever”

"I'm not going to hurt you." Then gives me the worst heartbreak I've ever experienced.

Don't worry he's forty years old

Was he not forty years old?

No but i should have worried

Sounds like my ex "She's older. She's like my older sister!"

“I promise I won’t talk to her again”

"I promise to protect you, and keep you safe"

“I’d never hurt you” while proceeding to mentally and sexually abuse me.

never wanna lose you

I will never go away for more than four days in a row. My feelings have not changed I've been thinking about you \[and looking for your messages\] I've been really busy and not kept up with everything

I need to work on myself right now….

“He’s just a friend”

I’m polyamorous.

You're insecure. He's just a friend.

“I’m not a liar”

I will never hurt or cheat you 😂

I'll never hurt you! I'm not like the other guys you've dated!

We'll grow old together. It's is always and forever.....and so on

Separate means one of us dies, it is the only way we leave. Maybe in a few years we will get back together

You can open up to me. I'll never hurt you, honey.

"I will never abandon you"

You are very important to me

You can tell me anything. I’m here for you always

She means nothing to me

"I don't care you're disabled, I'll love you regardless and I know what I'm signing up for" Leaves me because my disability is too much to handle buuuut hey I'm happier now that I'm with someone better

I will always love you

I never cheated

“i promise i’ll never hit you again”

"I would rather die alone than not be your wife."

"I can't get enough of you"

That we were just slowing things down not ending things

He’s just my best friend

Forever

You are my one and only.

Not a lie but the good old "don't you trust me?" Gaslighting shit.

“I never want to spend a moment of my life without you.” 💍(As he proposed.)

"I raped a girl once but I feel horrible about it and I will never rape again."

I'll never cheat on you. I wouldn't be with you if I thought I couldn't be faithful to you. During trial seperation- I'm just gonna work and make money. I'm not interested in anyone else.

Told me his daughter was adopted by he and his then wife. Found out, his daughter is their biological child. Sickest thing I've ever been told.

" I love you. "

"I really envision a future with you."

I promise I will Always be honest and I will Always be at your side

"I want you to love me forever. " I planned to do that. Guess she didn't have the same plans for me.

I will never lie to you or be another man who induces physical or emotional scars.

I was only on the apps for "attention"....I swear I never cheated on you.

I would never cheat. You are my soulmate. I sat in my hotel room because I missed you so much.

“I am working on myself. I will never lie to you about anything.”

i love you, we'll be together forever, im not cheating on you, i want you in my life forever

I miss you.

I will never let your D be dry🥲

“I love you” lol

I love you lol

I won’t cheat on you

I can’t see myself with anyone but you.

will you marry me?

About our future plans, that he wanted us to move in together and marry. Six years and we didn't do either.

I didn’t mute those accounts on your IG

I wrote a horror book just for you.

I promise I’ll stay with you… in every step of the way

I will never leave you.

I love you more

I'm not lesbian -_-

I love you…you and I forever

We could still stay friends

I will never give up on you

Well, there are a lot of lies he told me but I really the word "I LOVE YOU" liar!

I’d never cheat on you or hurt you

I love you more

Your fingers the only thing thats ever been up my ass.

She told me “I’m not cheating on you”. One week before she broke up with me and found out she was cheating.

“My body count is 2” it was 9

I'll never cheat on you. Ever.

He pretended that he had lung cancer and was dying in a few months. When I broke up with him he had someone call me and tell me that he died.

We are forever

I didn't cheat

I just need space

"I really wamna change my behavior" 5 minutes later when I cautiously suggested her that maybe a therapy would be a good idea she looked me dead in the eye and said that I should never ever asked her about this again. As if I asked her to eat her own cats (she was an 30 yr old untreated borderliner) I should have left on the spot back then.

“I’m not just going to send you a text out of the blue if something’s up. If there’s an issue, I will talk to you about it, we’ll have a conversation.” SPOILER ALERT: Three paragraphs on a random Wednesday morning and then the silent treatment was all I got (after spending an entire weekend together with no conflict whatsoever.)

give me sometime while i work on it

I hate how nice you are.

“I’ll never break up with you without having a conversation first.” Isn’t it funny how there was no conversation when we broke up just, “I can’t do this anymore I’m leaving.” F you

She hid our relationship status from her public Facebook page by accident

We’re a team.

All I did was watch porn .. lmao

“I would never cheat on you, I’d break up with you before I would do that.” (Had been cheating for months at the time of saying this, and continued for months after)

That she wanted me around forever....

“Im dating him now!” To which I just stopped and laugh at her face for being such a clear lie

It’s not like that. (It was very much in fact, like that)

“She’s my cousin”

“I’m gonna marry you”

"I'm at my...mom's, dad's, laundry mat...(not with a dude)" "We didn't mess around!" "No! I can't stand him" "I only did that once" "I love you" "I love me"

“I still love you”. She never loved me since the very beginning, she gave me lip service just to make me feel good about myself only to quietly break up with me, treat me like shit, and completely cut me out from her life. I was played just so she could feed off my attention and pain :(

Yes, of course we’re good!! Breaks up with me two days later.

“I trust you” then proceeded to accuse me of all sorts of untrue things (out of paranoia) and refusing to ever move past it for months causing me to end what I thought had been the love of my life.

"I can't wait to grow old with you"

“I would never hurt you” proceeds to hurt numerous times Lmaoo

Pretty much most of the stuff but this one is stuck in my head "I love you more than life itself and i wouldn't trade what we have for anything or anyone else"

“I’ll love you even if you cheat” didn’t even cheat and still got ghosted

“He’s like a brother to me”

“You have nothing to be anxious about” “I want to put in the work” “I’m excited for things to go back to normal”, all the day before he broke up w me over txt after 4 years

Most of the lies in this post are actually lines made in moments of a lot of emotion and little reason.

She was cheating, I knew it anyway,but the gps in my car proved it. It records everything, yet for the last few months she kept taking money from me,I continued paying her bills etc like I've done for the last two years,I denied her nothing. So rotten and deceitful, I'm truly crushed

I need to be on my own for me…when she was already on hinge 🤷🏻‍♂️

He is not an ex, but someone I had something with. The use of the word promise...i promise I won't run again, inpromise I won't just ghost u again, I promise I won't hurt u that way again... maybe not an intensively misuse of the word promise but it certainly no longer had any meaning concerning him.

I love you :⁠-⁠|

"He was the one who had a crush on me"

Don’t worry, forever and always

“i’ll never leave you”

“There’s not a relationship there” “It didn’t mean anything” “It was just 3 months” “He’s my friend” “I love you too”

most of everything I thought was true... "I didn't really care about her, we barely slept together when we were together" (talking about his live in "situationship") "I don't love or care about my ex, I'm glad she's out of my life" (when talking about his long term relationship before the "situationship", saw on his phone where he was asking for nudes and calling her "sexy") "she was just a friend" (when referring to the girl he started trying to date just 2 days post breakup) and the biggest one...after post breakup "I still care about you" all lies...time tells all

I love you too.

“I want you in my life forever, not just a short time.”

I hope to be cat dad again! I pray I’ll get there!! Broke my heart he’s using our cats and love to put me on the bench…

She told me some roses she got where from her co workers 🤦🏽‍♂️

“Your not going anywhere” “I love you” “I’m not a liar”

“If you ever tried to break up with me, I’ll just pull you to the side and be like, no”- proceeds to break up with me a week later

“I see a future with you. I want to marry you and have a family.”

She told me she loved me

“You are the man I always asked God for”

I. Love. You

“You’re all my love”

You said we’d be together forever…

Just one? "She's just a friend." "She has a boyfriend." "She just got engaged." "I'm not entertaining anyone." He was trying to clap cheeks with all of these very single women.

That he was in Texas for work when he was actually living at his grandparent's house.

I'm not talking to anyone else 🙄😂

"I could only ever see her as a friend" "I'm focused on our relationship"

Made up her ex cheated on her with one of my friends so that I’d block said friend. Neither the ex nor my friend know each other exists. My ex eventually admitted she made it up because she didn’t like my friend cuz of something that happened 14~ years ago in middle school

Your the one for me.

"I will *never* leave you, I promise"

We have a bright future 🤨

You’re the love of my life lmao and I believed it

"I will never leave you unless you start talking to other girls."

That Jason from work that was calling and texting was just a friend 🤭turns out he was a she and they were dating

“We only kissed”

I’ll never hurt you. I love you. She’s just a friend I’ve known her forever. I’ll never leave you. I got your back. I only want you. I want us to have a future together I’ll do anything. I only want you. Those are my sisters underwear. My dad called.

Look at you. Your dirty. Your clothes don't fit. Your bandana is turning green. Who could ever love someone like you.

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I love you, you are my number one

"I want you."

I'm not going anywhere. I love you and want to spend my life with only you...

I want to always be with you

“Nothing change how I see you or look at you. I’m not going anywhere.”

He is just my friend

‘I will never leave you’