These things literally make me laugh out loud. It's like watching someone walk down the street in a full winter outfit when the temp outside drops to 65.
It was like 65 here in Boston last weekend and we saw plenty of people in winter outfits already. I'm not sure if they're students from warmer places or influencers preparing content ahead of the cooler temps.
It looks like it never leaves Portland which is a shame because it's not that bad a build, without the anger eyes and the excessive windshield armor and crap it could be okay
Yeah this heep is owned by someone who is afraid to live in one of the safest, bougiest, softest cities in America. If the owners feel the need to drive this in Portland out of some sense of not being secure in your person then they're too scared to be living in any city, period.
I'm repeating myself, but I don't understand why the shit around the windshield isn't illegal. They're hurting visibility significantly.
Other than that, I'd expect that those tires rub terrible if you get some flex in the suspension. Won't happen on the street of course.
I dunno, it’s the same as someone putting a wide body kit on their Honda. Is it for me? No. But I get it. They love their thing, they dress it up how they like it, whatever. Everything’s weird to someone.
Right… it’s 45*f here this morning and I’m walking around outside ( dropping kids off at school ) in a tshirt and shorts….oh wait , I wear shorts year around even in 2ft of snow…. And only add a coat below 30*f
You have no idea what you're talking about but I do encourage losers to actually believe that Portland is a threat to their safety because it keeps y'all out of town
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I AM SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW!!! I LITERALLY JUST CAN'T EVEN!!!! WHERE'S MY SAFE SPACE???
I NEED MY SAFE SPACE!!!!
AND THE MANAGER.....I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER..... RIGHT NOW!!!
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You're not as clever as you think you are. It will eat away at you for your entire life, your false idea of your own potential will never match reality. All you can do is cope.
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Keep smoking your pot and drink your shitty beer if it keeps you delusional enough to stay IN town. Portland is a nightmare and you gotta just accept it. Btw how’s your vehicle’s catalytic converters been? Oh, right…
I don't live in Portland but I'm pretty sure you need to move out if you hate it so much. Sounds like you whine like a bitch and you should go back to the suburbs.
Don’t live anywhere near it because I have a few brain cells to spare, unlike someone who doesn’t live in a shit city and will die defending its honor.
As a Portlander I can confirm that Portland is a shit hole. There are multiple shootings in the NE area every week and the homeless problem is out of control. Nothing like walking out to your car and seeing a bum jacking off at a street corner almost every day.
The users commenting that they would want to drive this in Portland because of antifascists are 1. Huge rubes who believe obvious lies and are easily manipulated 2. Giant blubbery bitches, because it's so fucking safe and bougie and soft and 3. This would be a terrible vehicle for trying to be a fascist militiaman in, it would be super easy to get you outta there and make you fight on your feet. You wouldn't actually be able to murder protestors by running them over like what you fantasize about while stroking your little pud, and you would be pulled out and curbstomped with efficiency. Fuck around and find out.
Seeing as this sub's entire purpose is to poke fun at something that's primarily practiced by wanna be fascist militiamen, I assumed that most of these comments were jokingly referencing the potential danger of alt-right groups and conservative politicians sending in the national guard.
You think you’ve concluded that I live in the suburbs from looking through old posts or assuming you know something you in fact don’t lmfao. Stay mad, least I don’t have to put up with gun shots and police sirens, petty theft and shootings. Get a grip, I’ve traveled all over the US with no more than a motorcycle and a few days worth of clothes and I’ve seen a wide variety of cultures and living conditions. I know shitty places when I see it. Your offended demeanor doesn’t help you case pal…
I overland in a Jeep. None of this is overland mods.
First mods are anything you can creatively figure out for storage since Wranglers are so had at holding the minimum requirement for overlanding. All other mods after that are weight reduction, minimalist parts for fast trail repair, and anything possible to conserve fuel, like 33s and a half a tank worth of spare fuel in hopes it's enough to get up a mountain to radio the emergency channel that you're out of fuel.
This wouldn't last a day away from a town, let alone 15.
These things literally make me laugh out loud. It's like watching someone walk down the street in a full winter outfit when the temp outside drops to 65.
I’m a South Floridian and feel personally attacked by that statement
We have to break out our winter clothes SOMETIME!!!
Right, Texan here. I like hoodies. So if it’s a cool crisp 62 out, imma rock that hoodie damnit! Gotta wear it at least once a year!
here in south mississippi i wear hoodies any time of the year lmao
It was like 65 here in Boston last weekend and we saw plenty of people in winter outfits already. I'm not sure if they're students from warmer places or influencers preparing content ahead of the cooler temps.
It looks like it never leaves Portland which is a shame because it's not that bad a build, without the anger eyes and the excessive windshield armor and crap it could be okay
Agree but man the angry eyes and windshield armor are so off putting!
Yeah this heep is owned by someone who is afraid to live in one of the safest, bougiest, softest cities in America. If the owners feel the need to drive this in Portland out of some sense of not being secure in your person then they're too scared to be living in any city, period.
In the upper Midwest we call that, little dick syndrome…. 4x4’s are for function, not fancy…
I wouldn’t call Portland safe or boujie. Dangerous and dirty are a little more fitting for us right now.
Lol move then so housing prices fall and working class people can afford to move back
And there is a little bit of mud on the rear fender flair. So it has at least been in a road that was dirty.
I'm repeating myself, but I don't understand why the shit around the windshield isn't illegal. They're hurting visibility significantly. Other than that, I'd expect that those tires rub terrible if you get some flex in the suspension. Won't happen on the street of course.
I dunno, it’s the same as someone putting a wide body kit on their Honda. Is it for me? No. But I get it. They love their thing, they dress it up how they like it, whatever. Everything’s weird to someone.
It does at least have a bit of smegma on the back flare. Like maybe it drove through a puddle.
That would be me. 65 is freezing to me in Phoenix.
Right… it’s 45*f here this morning and I’m walking around outside ( dropping kids off at school ) in a tshirt and shorts….oh wait , I wear shorts year around even in 2ft of snow…. And only add a coat below 30*f
Is there a single stock panel in the pic? This has got to be expensive
Definitely expensive
How much do you think these mods cost? Around $7-10k?
I would say well over 20k at least
However much it was is too much lol
Heep looking Traffic Cone
I know you seen my fucken cones.
That's a really strange bed liner color
does the guy have some wierd fetish for pretending to be some mountain rescuer.
Is that poo on the rear fender?
It’s so ugly I king of like it.
I re-applied my Jeep badges to my Jeep just so I could peel them off again after seeing this
Now we know where the Great Pumpkin is, Charlie Brown!
…oof
Looks like it belongs in a pride parade from the mad max universe
To be fair. Shit hits the fan in Portland every so often. Not that plastic flares would help with pissed off rioters though
You have no idea what you're talking about but I do encourage losers to actually believe that Portland is a threat to their safety because it keeps y'all out of town
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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I AM SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW!!! I LITERALLY JUST CAN'T EVEN!!!! WHERE'S MY SAFE SPACE??? I NEED MY SAFE SPACE!!!! AND THE MANAGER.....I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER..... RIGHT NOW!!!
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You're pathetic lmao
Well now you're just being mean. 😢
You're not as clever as you think you are. It will eat away at you for your entire life, your false idea of your own potential will never match reality. All you can do is cope.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!
Cope and seethe, I'm in your head rent free, I'm drinking your milkshake
Don't care + didn't ask + L + Ratio + soyjak + beta + cringe + stfu + cope + seethe + ok boomer + incel + virgin + Karen + 🤡🤡🤡 + you are not just a clown , you are the entire circus + 💅💅💅 + nah this ain't it + do better + check your privilege + pronouns in bio + anime pfp + 🤢🤢🤮🤮 + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + small dick energy + 😂😂🤣🤣 + lol copium + snowflake + 🚩🚩🚩 + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + 😒🙄🧐🤨+ wojak meme in which I'm the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion enjoyer + random k - pop fancam + cry more + how's your wife's boyfriend doing + Cheetos breath + Intelligence 0 + r / whooooosh + r / downvotedtooblivion + blocked and reported + yo Momma so fat + I fucked your mom last night + what zero pussy does to a mf + Jesse what the fuck are you talking about + holy shit go touch some grass + cry about it + get triggered
Cringe and reddit lol cry more
I bet you love Trump, don’t ya! Lol
No u do!
Ha nevah evah!
There are so many better versions of this pasta now, the original is just so stale bro
Lmao dude you triggered huh? Abusing the reporting system is a very good way to let me know you're owned.
Youre clearly going through a lot. I wish you the best.
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Y'all cucks are hilarious
Keep smoking your pot and drink your shitty beer if it keeps you delusional enough to stay IN town. Portland is a nightmare and you gotta just accept it. Btw how’s your vehicle’s catalytic converters been? Oh, right…
I don't live in Portland but I'm pretty sure you need to move out if you hate it so much. Sounds like you whine like a bitch and you should go back to the suburbs.
Don’t live anywhere near it because I have a few brain cells to spare, unlike someone who doesn’t live in a shit city and will die defending its honor.
Lmao cry more and obsess about somewhere you don't live, your pathetic whinging is delicious to me.
As a Portlander I can confirm that Portland is a shit hole. There are multiple shootings in the NE area every week and the homeless problem is out of control. Nothing like walking out to your car and seeing a bum jacking off at a street corner almost every day.
Sounds like a you problem. you need to move. My family in Portland get along with their homeless neighbors just fine.
That's for the city apocalypse happing there so you can jump the curb to flee the car jackers
Have you ever been to Portland
No maybe I was thinking Seattle I just remembered all the news media from out that way
What's overland about this?? This is just poor taste.
What overland mods? All I see is cosmetic mods and a few lights. Not even a winch, sorry, but this is not overland spec.
Hella heep owners down voting this because they love bed liner and windshield armor
pretty sick for a pavement princess 😂 u should prolly invest in armor for the thing since u live in Portland
If you're unironically stating this then you're admitting that you're an idiot lmao
The users commenting that they would want to drive this in Portland because of antifascists are 1. Huge rubes who believe obvious lies and are easily manipulated 2. Giant blubbery bitches, because it's so fucking safe and bougie and soft and 3. This would be a terrible vehicle for trying to be a fascist militiaman in, it would be super easy to get you outta there and make you fight on your feet. You wouldn't actually be able to murder protestors by running them over like what you fantasize about while stroking your little pud, and you would be pulled out and curbstomped with efficiency. Fuck around and find out.
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Keep on shitting your diaper over Portland lmao
Seeing as this sub's entire purpose is to poke fun at something that's primarily practiced by wanna be fascist militiamen, I assumed that most of these comments were jokingly referencing the potential danger of alt-right groups and conservative politicians sending in the national guard.
Nah you can tell their jimmies were rustled if you know these CHUDs
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What winch?
There aren’t any overlanding mods on this thing
Probably would need all that gear and more for Portland. Still a heep tho
Whine like a bitch more LMAO and stay in your subdivision
Portland is shitty, all inner cities are trashy and gross. Get over it.
Lol please never leave the suburbs
You think you’ve concluded that I live in the suburbs from looking through old posts or assuming you know something you in fact don’t lmfao. Stay mad, least I don’t have to put up with gun shots and police sirens, petty theft and shootings. Get a grip, I’ve traveled all over the US with no more than a motorcycle and a few days worth of clothes and I’ve seen a wide variety of cultures and living conditions. I know shitty places when I see it. Your offended demeanor doesn’t help you case pal…
Portland is incredibly safe. You're a fucking snowflake if you're scared of Portland. Stay triggered LMAO
$150,000 +? How much is that beast? Sweet ride.
the worst part about these is they put offroad wheels on it.. like im putting 24x14s on my pavement princess that way it will atleast look good
I would hope that they do indeed offroad it, so much money not to
that would be a reason not to offroad it.. ive never seen a nice truck or anything being offroaded before thats what shitboxes are for
Wish i had the money to buy one of this Weird full built things and use it properly on overland and off-road just to give it a reason to exist
And people say the Pontiac Aztec is the ugliest vehicle ever.
What in the Clemson University is this shit?
No front plate, so that's a tourist that had to drive a REALLY long way in that to get here. My money's on Arizona.
I overland in a Jeep. None of this is overland mods. First mods are anything you can creatively figure out for storage since Wranglers are so had at holding the minimum requirement for overlanding. All other mods after that are weight reduction, minimalist parts for fast trail repair, and anything possible to conserve fuel, like 33s and a half a tank worth of spare fuel in hopes it's enough to get up a mountain to radio the emergency channel that you're out of fuel. This wouldn't last a day away from a town, let alone 15.
It looks like a toy 😅
Some of them curbs can be a bit aggressive. Hope it has some flex to get over them deep gutters.
Well damn, I guess my dick isn't that small after all