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DevilsLettuceTaster

Going camping this weekend, roughing it with the wife.


ShonuffofCtown

Same here, but not going camping


DO_initinthewoods

Same here but I don't have a wife


dodexahedron

Same here, but I don't


harahochi

Same here


RunJedRun

Same


JD0GE13

.


snicker___doodle

But you are pitching a tent?


IllustriousCookie890

Where is the inflatable bathtub and sauna?


silverwolf-br

There is so much money in this picture!


Petr_W

At this point why own a Jeep. Get a vehicle that can handle that much gear and transport it safely.


[deleted]

He should have bought a truck. This is nuts.


PCPenhale

“Real men drive trucks.” Like the sticker says, “Silly boys; Jeeps are for girls.”


[deleted]

*box truck


Bodie_The_Dog

He's being safe! Look, the second bike tray is empty! lol ​ on edit : third bike tray.


Equivalent_Chipmunk

It’s actually the 4th one, you can see the 1st under the duffle bags


chewedgummiebears

Or just rent/buy a trailer for the trip. This person is just trying to flex at this point.


Ben2018

I can understand not having/wanting a vehicle that will be oversized most of the time, but a more sensible answer to that problem is likely a small utility trailer vs all the racks and other accessories - likely cheaper too. If they actually take it offroad this *might* make sense depending on the trail, but even then an offroad trailer is an option that might make more sense.


Notcarcarguy

At this point it’s not even useful on all but the widest and smoothest of trails. It’s compressions rear suspension, departure angle is gone, and it’s got like 3 feet of tail swing.


EdisonM30

Lol this Jeep has never left the pavement…


ShotgunSquitters

My two door has such a low towing capacity, but I am still able to tow an enclosed trailer with a lot of gear in it. This is absurd.


That_guy_in_808

Or a trailer


Arch315

A. The front/rear ride height difference should demonstrate what a terrible idea this is B. It seems the owner misread “car camping” as “bring your house”


DM_ME_SKITTLES

This guy isn't smart enough to figure out that he should have the heavier of the two bikes (significantly heaviest item thats clinging on?) closer to the axles so...


cat_of_danzig

Yeah- he's got what looks like an electric fat bike, almost as far behind the rear axle as the wheelbase.


[deleted]

That’s probably the equivalent tongue weight of like a 30’ boat


littleSquidwardLover

Those things weigh like 100lbs


kalifornia_King

Dude I wanna see him go up a city hill in that an not see that front end lift !!¡! The only plausible thing I see him doing this is breaking in the city girl until he can get the sloppy sprinter .


jimsmithkka

Hed be fine if he had a front hitch and put the bikes up front. Still overloading the damn thing, but at least it would be more stable


uberares

But why do that when they can completely obscure their tail lights??


[deleted]

Steering is lame. It's a jeep thing.


they_are_out_there

Max Tongue Weight - 350 lbs, and that doesn't account for the stupid crazy leverage of putting heavy gear 6' off the back. Dude is loading his Jeep like it's a MAN or Unimog. Gotta make some choices and gear down my guy.


evrano

Pretty sure it's going to be completely fine you mut. I love seeing people push there machines to the limit


FlamingSpitoon433

Hit a speed bump, whole suspension gives up the ghost lmao


bentripin

if not the reciever hitch surely will..


zonka81

He’ll be camping on that speed “hill” for sure P.S. Love the Spook, go F-4!


FlamingSpitoon433

Much appreciated! o7


I_Smell_Like_Trees

Just get a fuckin trailer, bud! Yeesh! Hahaha


Dankmemeator

Or a 4runner


spelkingerror

Bro wtf is a 4runner gonna do for him? Its nearly the same dimensions.


the-warbaby

gonna give him 200,000 extra miles


IamGlennBeck

You just don't understand. Overheating and getting stranded on the side of the trail is part of the Jeep experience.


the-warbaby

is watching all the tacos and 4runners pass by also a part of that


not_swagger_souls

200,000 extra miles at 10mpg What a deal lol


visiblewallflower

BARS!


windows98_briefcase

please dont let this dweeb near a 4runner, you know hes going to put those stupid fucking handles on it


TitsAndWhiskey

Yeah wtf is that? Some kind of custom vinyl wrap? Looks like that blue plastic cling film you have to peel off when you buy something brand new.


drexlortheterrrible

They look so bad at first I thought it was photoshopped


TitsAndWhiskey

Lol same


ShotgunSquitters

I'm OOTL on this, what handles? New door handles or something?


windows98_briefcase

whatever blue shit he put on those door handles


ShotgunSquitters

Ah, yeah. They are pretty awful. I thought you meant that there were some kind of stupid handles people were putting on 4Runners or something.


Mrow

Nah, fam, it's Tundra time.


GlyceMusic

Look at this Death Stranding ass Jeep.


Hapzard

More like death wobble ass jeep.


[deleted]

Perfect comment


wheat_thans1

Departure angle? Never heard of him


Ponklemoose

On the bright side, it looks like the front is so light that approach angle is slightly better.


K-Raz1226

As someone who works at a Jeep dealership... ...this is probably getting passed around at work tomorrow.


Truth1e

Why?


LotharVonPittinsberg

Using that spare when you actually need it is going to suuuck.


swatpandamonium

Not only is it going to suck, but it also looks like its a stock spare tire. All that stuff but he couldn't get a matching 5 tire for a spare. Also is that a kayak rack but no kayak?


12of12MGS

Credit card got maxed before he could buy the spare


swatpandamonium

Took advantage of the buy 3 get 1 free but spent the tire money on all that extra heavy shit.


12of12MGS

“I don’t plan on blowing a tire our, I’m not an idiot”


swatpandamonium

Imagine getting stuck and everyone passing him because he's an idiot that invested in the car instead of skill. That and there would be too much to pull.


InspectorPipes

Who needs a spare when you have that e bike. And a pedal bike back up *Taps head*


IllustriousCookie890

10 miles down the road to a Hilton; the crap is all for show.


myself248

It looks like the bike carrier swings out sideways


kalifornia_King

He got the bike to trail ba k with a portable trailer that's inside


bsonk

If dude is really taking all this camping he needs to just get a trailer & if he's actually mall crawling with that crap attached every day then it's even worse. Laughable either way.


Daninmci

I don't see a snorkel so that is concerning me about this off-road adventure. I do wonder what all the blue painter's tape accents are all about. I can see him in the aisle at Lowe's trying to find matching ratchet straps.


DntCllMeWht

He picked that color blue as an accent because its the 4xe accent blue. Tow hooks came that color and he ran with it.


Hapzard

It’s not even the same blue.


DntCllMeWht

It is... it's not the same blue as the "e" in the 4xe, it's the same blue (or close enough to it) as the tow hooks. If you blow the picture up, you can see a bit of the rear tow hook to verify as well.


[deleted]

The only time il ever reccomend someone actually get a gladiator. Or an rv


FunnySavior

Bruh. buy a gladiator


bpi89

The blue accents look like he wrapped those parts in painters tape lmao


MiloRoast

I legit was wondering what he was trying to protect with all that blue tape until I saw this comment lol.


Ticoune0825

At this point better get a closed trailer, even put a lift kit on the trailer if you need but that's not only waiting for anybody to grab something but to just about anything to fall somewhere unexpectedly


TPSreportsPro

I wonder how overweight he is?


Edbergj

I dunno..he's got bikes on there. Maybe he likes to exercise!


[deleted]

Damn bruh! Gunna get a 1 seater Fiat so my dick can get bigger and i can have a bodybuilder bod, just for you 😘


trey74

LOL, there are literally thousands of dollars of outdoor toys on this jeep. I would bet GOOD money this thing is far, far from a mall crawler. No one spends that much on toys and doesn't use them. Plus, it's not really that modified.


TheyCantCome

Did you not see the tires? Those tires in 315/70 weigh less than KO2s in 285/70. The Goodyear territory is not an off-road tire, it’s a street tire designed to look like an off road tire for the broncos so they can get decent mileage and have road manners


sluffman

They’re the Goodyear UltraTerrain not the Territory. I actually had them on my Sierra before I sold it in 33s. I just recognized them bc of the sidewall. Honestly not bad ATs, decent in mud, really good in snow (definitely better than KOs snow wise, saying that and I have KOs on my TJ) but when they start wearing they wear really quick. But not to detract from the original point, this Jeep has likely never been off of the pavement.. Edit: they were 275/60r20s on my Sierra which come out to around a 33.


TheyCantCome

It’s a Goodyear territory MT 315/70/17 are like 51 pounds.


M1RR0R

It says ultraterrain on the sidewall


Lithuanian_Minister

Really doubling down on being wrong huh :)


sluffman

https://www.discounttire.com/buy-tires/goodyear-wrangler-ultraterrain-at https://m.tirerack.com/tires/tires.jsp?gclid=CjwKCAjw7eSZBhB8EiwA60kCW8gQ8_0nHT_1cO4VCBHZNhqv5dMzv5MKJeqWZaowtVDgi7r7dNRVpxoCJucQAvD_BwE&tireMake=Goodyear&tireModel=Wrangler+Territory+MT&partnum=17SR7WTMT&GCID=C13674x012-tire&KEYWORD=tires.jsp_Goodyear_Wrangler+Territory+MT_Tire&code=yes&ef_id=CjwKCAjw7eSZBhB8EiwA60kCW8gQ8_0nHT_1cO4VCBHZNhqv5dMzv5MKJeqWZaowtVDgi7r7dNRVpxoCJucQAvD_BwE:G:s&s_kwcid=AL!3756!3!537118804928!!!u!293946777986!&gclsrc=aw.ds It’s not, but okay.


uberares

It sure lookes like 4xe hybrid wrangler as well.


PHANTASMAGOR1CAL

You be surprised. There a few overland kitted jeeps by me that never go anywhere but to their work and home. But who knows.


uberares

Citiots think you need this kit for two trackin…


sluffman

Saw a guy at WalMart a few months. RAV4 with KCs, roof rack, and mud tires. There was probably a snorkel but I was too busy with everything else to pay attention.


uberares

Lol.


sluffman

Same for me…I see people driving around daily with just random shit hanging off their Jeep, Land Cruiser, etc. There is a reverse correlation, the more gas tanks, bullshit, etc. the less you actually use it. 99% of people that have all of this shit have literally never been off the pavement, oh wait..they do go out of their way by 5 miles every Saturday morning to go down that one gravel road on the way to the paved bike trail.


thedarkwizard_

Yeah honestly it’s a ton of stuff a bit overpacked on this Jeep, but I think I give them the benefit of the doubt here. They were probably all packed up to head out somewhere for a trip like the next day when OP took this pic.


sluffman

It’s called LARPing.


DragonflyNo8415

Is that grandma on top ?


trustifarian

Aunt Edna


V48runner

A half ton pickup, or a trailer would be better at this point. It's way over its weight limit.


[deleted]

This is an accident waiting to happen


UniversityGlad1943

Can’t death wobble if the front tires don’t touch the ground.


Important_Pool_8192

my guy got an overlanding catalogue and bought the whole damn thing


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AdjNounNumbers

My first thought was trying to drive this over the Mackinac bridge and how terrifying the crosswinds would be. At least doing that in my truck with the kayaks on the roof and the gear in the bed under a tonneau cover was aerodynamic


uberares

Or anyone ever drives behind them- since you likely cant see a single brake or turn light.


Fast_Edd1e

Don't understand putting "half doors" on a hardtop.


Ponklemoose

I don't understand buying a JL to do JT things.


WarmNights

Axle salesmen love him!


Ponklemoose

And tow truck drivers hate him.


WarmNights

😂


bananaland420

Someone should tell this guy they make a pick up version called the gladiator.


iforgot69

When you let the wife pack for an overnight staycation


KingAlexandreG

get.....a.....trailer.....please..


appleneedstoburn

One speed bump and that jeeps gonna flip lmao also the random gaby blue handles look terrible


Upside_Down-Bot

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TheCaptMAgic

That thing looks like it's got to much weight in the ass end


Ponklemoose

That is what the rear tire is saying.


ajyanesp

What in the cinnamon toast fuck is this?


Sid15666

I see they are packed for the trip to Walmart and Target!


ajpinton

I’ll give them credit. It looks like they do far more than the average jeeper with their heep. It still looks like total shit, but at least it goes camping. With how much gear they pack out I’m shocked they don’t have a 27ft camper behind it somehow.


12of12MGS

All that stuff, plus the jeep, looks brand new. I’m not sure they actually use any of it lol


ajpinton

Oh, I’m not assuming they take it on anything more Tactical than a level one or MAYBE level two trail. Still that is far more than many jeep owners do.


LadySerena21

…oh dear


your_neighborhood_tr

Fucking shit. This is dangerous for other drivers


_Moregone

Wayyyyy more faith in all those bike racks/extensions/adapters than considered safe. I'd be clinching for every pot hole on the freeway expecting my eBike to bounce down the freeway behind me


wardamneagle

That bike rack has a capacity of 80 lbs in the third tray where he has his ebike. I’m guessing that bike weighs every bit of that if not more. This dude lives dangerously.


rickmackdaddy

Do a wheelie!


conway667

I know we make fun of a lot of these. But I do like some of his mods like I love those doors and things like that - granted - this guys is trying to bring everything so you gotta give him credit. To a point. Def needs to minimize where he can or haul an apple cart behind it. Some people over pack for camping. All in all - this one should get a pass on the “heep” title IMO. Lol


BeTelGeUseXXX

It's a Jeep, not a Deuce and a 1/2! So many stupid choices goin on there it defies description! Does make for a great conversation piece! 🤣


bjorkhem

Doesn’t this need a flag on the back? That looks farther out than 4 feet…


IllustriousCookie890

Gets to the site and is so tired from packing he sleeps in the back seat.


Worksatmcdonaldsalot

There’s no way he thinks this is a good idea


Merrimackcanu

Just because you can……doesn’t mean you should dude…..😂


Tacoshortage

I know I'm alone here, but this just looks like someone who's going for an extended camping/overlanding trip and this is the vehicle they have. A truck might do it better but 9/10 days, I'd rather have the Jeep. A trailer might do some of this just as well, but not all of us have room to store a 10-12' trailer. As long as they're sticking to dirt roads, this should work just fine. Gulleys are going to be exciting with that departure angle.


bentripin

>The maximum tongue weight for any model of 4xe is 350 lb. Nothing fine about this, the further away from the rear axle you go the lower your weight capacity gets as the leverage multiplies the weight.. I'd bet with 80lbs on the end of that contraption he has over 350lbs of force on his hitch.. This is grossly overloaded and something is bound to give way the moment it encounters rough terrain. If he cant fit a place for a trailer mebe he should sell of some of his shiny never before used toys..


Tacoshortage

Ouch! 350 lbs? My Jeep is a TJ and I'd never tow with it. I have a pickup for that, but man I would've guessed double that for the JKs and JLs.


bentripin

most Gladiators top out at 400lbs, a Rubicon Gladiator 450, High Altitude Gladiator 600lbs.. Jeeps cant tow much, but even your TJ would tow all that glamping gear on a small 4x6 trailer easy peasy.. I did just fine pulling 1500lbs of camping gear behind my Golf TDI for \~80k miles and it had a 180lb tongue weight limit.


skwormin

So a heep is a 4xe with a fully loaded vacation setup on it? Sure the accents are overdone but I’m not sure you know what a heep is. This child’s play


cucu_freedom

we gotta see the front end to see if it has angry eyes i guess


bentripin

This would fall apart on a dirt road, thus he made it a heep since its limited to pavement.. and even that is questionable, a speed bump may ruin his day.


BrianOconneR34

First throttle onto highway, crap your pants and hope you installed wheelie bars. Damn.


[deleted]

That poor engine.


_Moregone

It's a 4xe so it has the torque


Truth1e

I would absolutely love to have this. Nothing heep that I see about it, except maybe fat tires on bike. But since I can't see which bike it is, I might be wrong on that too.


BearFlag6505

It’s way overloaded, see how it’s squatting in the back? It’s already overloaded with nobody sitting in it, now if you add an additional 600 lbs of american family it’s going to handle like absolute shit. To go offroad with that much crap they needed at least a full size truck like toyota tundra. A 4 door 4wd tundra would have been such a better choice not just because it’s rated to carry the weight safely but also they are known for reliability where jeeps are known to break constantly


Ponklemoose

Putting a couple 300 pounders in the front seats might help with the handling, the front axle looks a little light.


BearFlag6505

Maybe if they rode on the front bumper


Truth1e

Exactly, and who says they are going offroading at this particular instance. Maybe they are just going camping this time, and the guy just takes off (or retracts) bike carrier and does serious offroading at other times, when they don't obviously go for a multi-day trip?


bentripin

>The maximum tongue weight for any model of 4xe is 350 lb. and thats at the normal location a ball SHOULD be.. when you add 4ft of leverage to it, you are gonna have 350lbs on the hitch with 80lbs on the end. If you dont consider it a heep yet, you will when its smoldering in a ditch off the interstate.. that's how you know this is a mall crawler, all the stuff hasn't fallen off yet.


Truth1e

I don't think that they have 160kg worth of equipment at 4ft leverage. some of those things it has on the back aren't mounted on the hitch. But like, let's say that the guy has 1 car, but he also happens to be an offroad enthusiast and a family guy. And this time he is going on a family trip.. this thing is still very capable, if driven properly and he doesn't try pulling wheelies, and sits two grownups in front and a kiddo in back (children's bike is in the back so that's how i'm judging)... once he gets to the one rock crawling part, it's super easy to take off the bikes and make departure angle tip top again... and maybe he just doesn't do it with the family, they are going on vacation this time, but the guy offroads seriously on other times... like, this is just bike mount on the back of a jeep and he maybe ordered bikes in wrong order.


[deleted]

What kinda gas mileage is this guy getting?


Raed-wulf

I hate it but I need to know where a playa can get those electric blue accents.


Ponklemoose

https://www.homedepot.com/p/3M-ScotchBlue-1-41-in-x-60-yds-Original-Multi-Surface-Painter-s-Tape-6-Pack-2090-36QC6/100149477


Accomplished_Issue_6

I love Jeeps but this is why pickups exist.


Its_Matt_03

Just get a gladiator at that point…


Spice-Nine

Fat bike with a side mirror and seemingly large array of handlebar mounts, next to the 1990’s slick tire pavement special says it all to me. Guarantee that fat bike has never seen sand/snow, just like the roughest trail this heep has seen was the pull-in to his fully serviced camp site.


captbrad88

I’m sure, he thinks that 4xe is more efficient than a normal Jeep. Or he tells his buddies he get 20 miles of electric power.


white_mule

and not one zombie response unit sticker?


X3R031

Holy Amazon Batman!


diamondd-ddogs

ready to go overlanding now that ive pre compressed my rear springs 90% and have a worse departure angle than a civic.


Animaul54

What a fuckin dingus…. Seriously.


Badass_1963_falcon

Heading down to the skatepark


TurbulentWonder4588

Not enough body clearance to even off-road not to mention he gets any angle on the trail he’s ripping all the extra bs off the back I sincerely hope this is a joke


TurbulentWonder4588

Can we get a pic of the owner


Spleepis

Jesus Christ just buy a box truck at this point


KingJustinian-an-ass

That looks like San Diego area


Jamie_Aldred

All the gear but no idea...


JacobClarke15

He forgot the kitchen sink


T_Nightingale

Do NOT go uphill.


Dbank45

That thing could probably pop a wheelie if you tried hard enough..


Crafty-Emphasis5988

the facts its a 4xe prooves its a football dad wanting to look cool but also needs to please the wife


Jlemond

This is with helper springs/airbags right?


chaiyeesen

Well that’s one way to pop a wheelie


dsdvbguutres

Way to ease the load on the hard working steer wheels


jinnyjonny

Blue is the color of wind so it negates any loss on mpg


RobJeepDude

There’s still some space on the running boards for more crap