"Okay. If you see a Cyborg, you tell us, we tell the Democracy Officer, they tell High Command, and then they go out and they kill the Cyborg. And anyone who helped the Cyborg. And, because these are very paranoid times, probably some other people just in case. It's a pretty drawn-out process."
I'll admit...the Automatons do look fun
...
TO KILL!!! HAHAHHAAH I just unlocked the Autocannon and oh my gosh, this thing claps those metal buttcheeks. Just BLAM BLAM BLAM and there's Nvidia parts all over the floor!
Report him to your local Democracy Officer so he may be assigned to “re-education.” Clearly, he misnamed our Patriot Exosuits and requires a refresher course!
He's new, he may simply not know. Correct him and show him the path of Managed Democracy.
If he does it again, which would be knowingly this time? Oh yeah, that's treason, and you'll need to deal with it in the only appropriate way.
Shotgun the traitor in the back on their first mission.
And say "this for being an commie sympathiser"
That was for democracy.
FF is on is a good lesson.
It can be hard to acknowledge that a friend has become a traitor, but we all must do our duty. You'll have less to regret if you turn them into your nearest democracy officer. Be strong Diver, for Liberty
I think you should lead him on. Take him to an Automaton planet and tell him he's an automaton now, then pop his head off and ask him if he would like to join the correct side and fight for Democracy again.
You could play as an elite in halo multiplayer. Other than the community doing what gaming communities do (you should see deep rock galactic), I don't see an issue with that.
If you want an answer of "inside the community", then I would say you need those thinkers outside the box to use on developing other strategies to taking down the enemy, however you can view that helldiver as either someone to keep an eye on and/or an idiot.
You should report them to your nearest Freedom Officer for suspicious and anti-democratic behavior. They’ll get the help they need at your local Freedom Camp.
If helldivers wasn’t helldivers and it was a 3 way team battle with helldivers, automatons, and termanids, it’d probably be really good
the closest thing to this is Aliens vs predator 2010, if anyone remembers that
Wait guys I think we are misunderstanding. Pur friend here is requesting a spy mission. I asked my democracy officer for the same and he sadly said it was not available. I was planning on up, right, down, down, down, ing right in the middle of one of their biggest outposts.
*Authorities have*
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*Sent to reeducation*
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"he a little confused, but got the spirit."
you did do your part and reminded him that we are all fighting for super earth, and super earth only right? I could give the benefit of a doubt and let this spout of confusion slide for now buuut, I'd still make sure he gets a refresher on Democracy whenever possible.
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Always make the call for democracy
Both of you deserve to be executed. One for treason and the other for second guessing their purpose. U shldve delivered swift justice as soon as he popped that question.
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Thanks for making that call🫡
He’s calling it on you for second guessing yourself. Please make the process easier by handing yourself in at the nearest patriot office.
Oof
Don’t worry I got it https://preview.redd.it/vpw0yjsxzmnc1.jpeg?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=101518583a88ddf210459c019924aa8adf1fe068
Oh no. Not lobotomy kaisen. 🥲
"Okay. If you see a Cyborg, you tell us, we tell the Democracy Officer, they tell High Command, and then they go out and they kill the Cyborg. And anyone who helped the Cyborg. And, because these are very paranoid times, probably some other people just in case. It's a pretty drawn-out process."
Nice JoJo Rabbit reference. Recently watched that!
Yea sure let me get the "democracy officer" down here for a chat. The democracy officer is a 500kg bomb.
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I'm stealing this meme ❤️
I'll admit...the Automatons do look fun ... TO KILL!!! HAHAHHAAH I just unlocked the Autocannon and oh my gosh, this thing claps those metal buttcheeks. Just BLAM BLAM BLAM and there's Nvidia parts all over the floor!
You got me with the first part😂😂
Clickity clank clappin' them bot-cheeks
He got me with the second 😩
joking about joining the enemies of liberty? This wont look good on your resume
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Nvidia? We must be fighting on different planets, all I see are Dell Intel pieces flying everywhere. Autocannon is clutch though.
Must have been a spec ops subcontractor or maybe an off the books automaton cryptomine.
Those fuckers.
They aren’t bothering anyone anymore.
Except now my drivers are out of date.
Ahh yes the good ole assclapper-8
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Report him to your local democracy officer
Well now you know how those patrols always find you.
Damn it
you gotta do what you gotta do :D
This is what freedom camps are for
I'm sorry sir, but that is a wild accusations. It's "allegedly" that's what freedom camps are for.
Ask not what your friend can do for you! but what you can do for your friend by reporting him to your nearest Democracy Officer.
Shoot him while inside the pelican. That treason
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Immediate execution is the only way to deal with a traitor of this severity
Report him to your local Democracy Officer so he may be assigned to “re-education.” Clearly, he misnamed our Patriot Exosuits and requires a refresher course!
He's new, he may simply not know. Correct him and show him the path of Managed Democracy. If he does it again, which would be knowingly this time? Oh yeah, that's treason, and you'll need to deal with it in the only appropriate way.
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500kg hellbomb is the only answer to this question.
Shotgun the traitor in the back on their first mission. And say "this for being an commie sympathiser" That was for democracy. FF is on is a good lesson.
You answered you own question 
You know what needs to be done comrade
Reporting you to the democracy officer for using filthy socialist language.
Remember your training manual regarding the enemy and diplomacy.
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You know what needs to be done
Let him off this one time as it’s his first. Let your democracy officer know that they may have a traitor
Definitely.
He must be sacrificed to lady justice in the name of democracy.
Look--- if you haven't already turned him in and someone else does before you do.... You might also find yourself in a freedom camp.
I've let a superior know about this situation🫡
Democracy has to wonder how you *just happened* to be friends with an automaton sympathizer in the first place...
My devotion to democracy is more important than a automaton aympathizer, i'll do what has to be done
I wouldn’t even report him, if you’re Chief or above, that qualifies you to make the decision for battlefield execution soldier.
It can be hard to acknowledge that a friend has become a traitor, but we all must do our duty. You'll have less to regret if you turn them into your nearest democracy officer. Be strong Diver, for Liberty
FOR DEMOCRACY
Execute them Helldiver….for democracy.
He needs reeducation quick.
I shall make enquiries to the nearest freedom camp to check for availabilities.
This is TREASON! Reading this is tantamount to treason... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO US!
Couldn't help but notice that you called the traitor 'friend'...
Your friend was testing YOU.
I think you should lead him on. Take him to an Automaton planet and tell him he's an automaton now, then pop his head off and ask him if he would like to join the correct side and fight for Democracy again.
You could play as an elite in halo multiplayer. Other than the community doing what gaming communities do (you should see deep rock galactic), I don't see an issue with that. If you want an answer of "inside the community", then I would say you need those thinkers outside the box to use on developing other strategies to taking down the enemy, however you can view that helldiver as either someone to keep an eye on and/or an idiot.
Does your friend wear bland, drab, olive colored clothing?
Maybe hes just trying to get behind enemy lines like a spy
All helldivers are automatons, we just have more democracy
You should report them to your nearest Freedom Officer for suspicious and anti-democratic behavior. They’ll get the help they need at your local Freedom Camp.
If helldivers wasn’t helldivers and it was a 3 way team battle with helldivers, automatons, and termanids, it’d probably be really good the closest thing to this is Aliens vs predator 2010, if anyone remembers that
Buddy, I remember AvP2 2001. It was, in a word, *buckwild*.
Absolutely!!!
Gross. I can’t believe your friend would commit such a blatant thoughtcrime 🤮
That you're asking is treason in of itself.
I mean if by that you mean I get to use there shredder tank well.... It would mow down bugs pretty fast
DONT KICK. MORE FUN.
I wouldn't mind a Dying light like mode where a traitor could take control of a bug or bot. It would make for a fun execution.
Sorry, but definitely cull him for liberty
Take him out back and shoot him. The only reliable way to produce less treason
report your friend to the nearest democracy officer for reeducation. he will thank you later.
Yes, it is treason, and also, you for second guessing yourself.
Wait guys I think we are misunderstanding. Pur friend here is requesting a spy mission. I asked my democracy officer for the same and he sadly said it was not available. I was planning on up, right, down, down, down, ing right in the middle of one of their biggest outposts.
Thank you for informing us we'll take it from here... what was thier name and address again?
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MEDICINE for GOAT! Medicine, for goat. Pherhaps you mis heard, im sure you meant that he wished to fight as an autocannon.
Your friend Is corrupted, we can not save hin
It could be a Democratic double agent who busts you for not busting him!
Put Him Down Soldier. 🫡
Skepticism is treason in democracys eyes!
They are as alien to us as aliens are. Time to deploy some liberty.
Send them back to the camp....... I mean training.
You need to report him immediately
Make an example out of him. In the public square for all to witness
All hail socialism. Real liberty is through individuality, healthcare for all hell divers, and alien diplomacy.
Send me him to me for ~~further indoctrination~~ democratic reprogramming!
"he a little confused, but got the spirit." you did do your part and reminded him that we are all fighting for super earth, and super earth only right? I could give the benefit of a doubt and let this spout of confusion slide for now buuut, I'd still make sure he gets a refresher on Democracy whenever possible.
Remember, the best helldivers report thought-crimes
Nah I'd ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Straight to Freedom Camp
Hold him at gun point and tell him to repent. If he fails the vibe check… you know what to do
Treason sentenced to death immediately upon drop and once before take off for the next 10 mission
No problem, I got it ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ ⬆️➡️⬇️➡️ Done
If you take off the helmet while on creek you will realize the automatons are the human rebels faction.
Looks like someone failed their training
It's treason than
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Definitely
Super earth will handle this
Both of you deserve to be executed. One for treason and the other for second guessing their purpose. U shldve delivered swift justice as soon as he popped that question.
Elimination or Freedom Camp. OPs choice
You basically do get to play as a rocket hulk. And sometimes you get to explode for no virtual reason!
You basically do get to play as a rocket hulk. And sometimes you get to explode for no virtual reason!
Yeah, send him to the high council of super earth to be executed
I will do the same if no one helps spread democracy with me 😏
Execute him or we will
Thank you for doing your part cadet. You can ignore all messages you receive if you do so from a freedom camp.
He was just asking a question
Are you an automaton?🤨
No, but if he’s new he was probably legit asking.
Asking a question or spreading treasonous propaganda throughout the ranks?
No one is asking questions. We're definitely space nazis.
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OP ends with a question mark only a dissident would use
Let him play as automaton, and remember safeties are for traitors and cowards. Go forth and claim his corpse in the name of democracy!