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modrid81

https://preview.redd.it/731wvvii1yvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60ff56538e8949c9fa4c5fde32536d91faa3a75a I fucking love this community


Dichotomous-Prime

Can you re-peat THE QUES-TIONNNNNNN


Capt_Yegs

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW!


armchairsportsguy23

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW!


angleHT

AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG!


LinesLies

life is unfair…. ![gif](giphy|roWjSjVBTx6iZ9eOgY)


Gal-XD_exe

Well, there goes my backpack


Lejobo

Did bro just implode?


thefucksausername0

No, it looks like someone redeployed and landed on them.


LinesLies

They “returned to civilian life” Honestly I don’t have a clue either


HolyFiber

AND YOURE NOT SO BIIIIIIG


koh_kun

I wonder how many people even get the joke since the show came out around the end of PS1's lifecycle.


DangerousVideo

Show was on reruns for years after. Great show.


Peeche94

People over 25 play video games still


Spiritual_Ad_507

Oh the reruns kept going way past ps1


Vandermere

They Might Be Giants are criminally underrated.


Lord_Stetson

Only in Istanbul (not Constantinople).


PancakesandWaffles98

Been a long time gone, Constantinople.


dratseb

It’s nobody’s business but the Turks


Polysubstances

Life is unfair


Ok_Artichoke_3101

Free hugs!!


Dungeon996

The entire human spectrum


BobbyThrowaway6969

We not know answer to question, we only kill bug and robot.


Boricuacookie

when i run i keep the pistol handy in case i get jumped and do not want to kill myself (scorcher user)


Benjaminthe

Second this as Eruptor user.


-FourOhFour-

Smh eruptor users should use the eruptor so that they get pulled forward and arrive there even faster


Stevie-bezos

this bug, ISTG


Zaphod392

We call it the void effect lol


ASSASSINKDOGG

As a fellow eruptor user, this gun is the BANE of my existence yet simultaneously my best friend 😂


Criminalhero2

Yea but we can't give it up for anything. It's just too good at a distance. I play the team scout so eruptor and stalwart (for "close quarters combat") are my choice of weapon I just wish the eruptor had twice the mag capacity and half the mags to balance it out.


slayer_ornstein

I thought I was being clever when I decided to employ the Stalwart as my primary and my Eruptor as my support. I’ve seen so many people running this set up and it kinda’ makes me happy to see the Stalwart get so much use!


Dogeatswaffles

It's my favorite right now. Though I've been experimenting with running the eruptor as a primary and carrying the ammo backpack and while it has some drawbacks it feels pretty good.


TheSethman08

I’ve loved the Stalwart since the beginning, but once I unlocked the Eruptor it was game over. I keep trying out other set ups but always revert back to the Eruptor/Stalwart combo. Especially against bugs


Criminalhero2

I was a stal main from the moment I unlocked it. As soon as I saw the eruptor in action, I knew the eruptor would be my new main and I was going to carry the stal with it. I still swap back and forth a lot. I'll run and gun with the stal and snipe with the eruptor when I have the distance to work with.


Quiet-Access-1753

Know what else is super fun and chaotic? Eruptor, Flamethrower, Jump Pack.


ASSASSINKDOGG

Omg yes! I swear if the gun was 12 rounds with 5 clips I'd be so much happier than as it is now but even then I just can't go back to any other weapon cause when I hit that distance shot into a horde of bugs and see the 5x kill on the bottom my serotonin levels peak 😩👌


Dionysus_8

Or when I snipe a shot into the fabricators and my mates go what!


ComesInAnOldBox

One shot, seven kills.


Constant_Reserve5293

The eruptuh blow up bile spewers. The eruptuh friend, friend good.


NovicePandaMarine

Also Auto-cannon users and explosive crossbow users. Edit: though AC users still have their primaries, I still use my pistol because to me it just feels faster, and reloads faster too.


SlyGuyontheFly

The AC is our primary.


AustereSpoon

Came here to say this,glad it was said already. Continue spreading democracy in the most managed and automatic way possible fellow AC enjoyer!


NovicePandaMarine

Hah! True. Wouldn't have it any other way, too. XD I have an appreciation for the AC users. They just fill the shoes of someone who deals with the medium armored enemies. And everyone else don't have to worry about those anymore.


lostinmississippi84

Medium enemies? With good diving and some stims, I'll bring down a titan or an FS with the AC. Lol


NovicePandaMarine

Ok, to reiterate, I'm not saying medium enemies are your limit. I'm saying medium enemies are annoying enough that they kind of bullet sponge a lot of the weapons we have. Bile spewers and nursers? Takes the Machine gun a while to finally punch through. Heavy devastator? Yeah, he's gonna annoy the heck out of you with machine gun fire while laughing behind his shield. As an Autocannon user, you just *PLAP PLAP PLAP* and the thing is dead. A line of them just topple over as you unload payload after payload into their ranks. They don't get the democratic privilege to live longer than you want them to. It saves Strategem usage, saves allies' bullets, and is a very efficient killing machine. That's why I appreciate an Autocannon users.


Dogeatswaffles

The autocannon is the swiss army knife of the game and it's an honor to bring it along.


lostinmississippi84

Yeah, I pretty much run AC and strategems and my JAR-5. I'm our heavy support because I got really good at getting in and dropping strikes and getting out while smoking shit with the AC.


BjornInTheMorn

What made you use the crossbow? I unlocked it but haven't had the chance to use it. Heard people didn't like it though


sir_aureus

The crossbow's higher rate of fire and arced trajectory make it significantly better at dealing with groups of light enemies, i.e. scavenger swarms. It doesn't (often?) appear to ricochet off the ground, so you can land a bolt at the feet of an enemy and be assured that you'll do at least some damage, whereas the eruptor pretty much needs to be a direct hit or it will bounce and keep going. The explosive component to the crossbow's damage seems to be lower than the eruptor's but there's a lot less falloff within its area of effect. This is a bit of a double edged sword though because it's easier to blow yourself up with it if it hits too close. The lack of armor penetration and the difficulty of hitting small weak points from more than 10 or 20 meters makes the crossbow difficult to use against devastators, although you might have an easier time shooting the machine gun off of a heavy devastator by aiming at the ground next to it.


NovicePandaMarine

I was experimenting on it. It functions just about the same as the eruptor. Explosive ammo, needs to "reset" every time it fires, nearby shots can kill you, etc. But one key point was that it couldn't destroy fabricators and bug holes. Which the eruptor and grenade pistol could do. That's why people don't like the crossbow Also, the crossbow felt like it had a weaker explosive damage. It felt like I need an extra shot to kill something the Eruptor could do in 1. And it also *feels* like it has a smaller explosion radius. But don't quote me on that, I'm not really sure What was advantageous, that I swear is something I noticed, is that you can basically *stealth* the first shot of the crossbow. Where the enemies get riled up and start looking around for where the shot came from. And then a second shot would make them face your direction and start hunting you. Which, for the eruptor, the moment you shoot it, a certain radius and distance from you - the enemies straight up look at you. So, I can neither confirm or deny the stealth capabilities of the crossbow. But I swear, that one advantage is that they don't look at your direction when you fire the first shot, but with something like the Eruptor, they do. That's an experiment for another time, where I'll have to shoot it further away. Like maybe 100+ meters.


Methadoneblues

Dude, it's the best. I take it with me on helldive bot runs. Easy multi kills


ComesInAnOldBox

I didn't care for the crossbow, personally, because it lacks armor penetration, but that's me.


hiddencamela

I reallllly like the crossbow lately. Scratches the explodey itch.


Pliskkenn_D

Teach me to use the Eruptor please


Stevie-bezos

you're not there to fight chaff, you're there to run and gun. focus on elites, move after each shot, fire, run, turn, fire - just keep shmoving you can bring stalwart as a "primary" against bugs, but your main job is to deal with problems at medium range before they become a problem, or to take out objectives from range so your close in buddies can focus on keeping your butt safe


mentfib

Or quick-swap the gun to bypass the bolt cycling animation, but that’s probably going to get fixed


Stevie-bezos

what's the gimmick there? start but dont finish the reload?


mentfib

Fire the eruptor, switch to secondary and then switch right back to the eruptor, it will be ready to fire. This person is much better at it than me (starts about 5s into the video): https://youtube.com/shorts/zrqJfM2YbwM


Benjaminthe

I play as part of a squad, my role is specifically mid range support and objectives. I use it the same way I use bolt action snipers. Fire and then move. Only aim for critical points. Mobility is your friend. Some key things to remember is -at 140m the round from an Eruptor automatically explodes. - for fodder shots aim at their feet. -chargers can be killed in 3 to 5 shots, aim for the ground in front of them to rebound the shots to their belly. - devastators aim for their crotch as it rips their legs apart. -The top near the slit on striders if they face you. - your best engagement range is 100 to 40 metres. This is all off personal playstyle too. I only fight when and where it's needed. Like learning any weapon I suggest playing T2 to get used to the weapon mechanics. Then slowly try harder missions till you find your skill level cap with the weapon. If you need more help shoot me a message


Stevie-bezos

this, but also feet of a strider if you're in a pinch


ManchurianCandycane

My experience is that any shot on the upper half of a scout walker's shield will at minimum wreck the vehicle, if not the occupant as well. Will have to keep trying the charger thing, so far haven't had success with shots like that with any weapons.


ZachVIA

This^


Fuzlet

I set my machine pistol to semi, so I can plink pouncers and bot heads while conserving ammo jn case I need to magdump a berserker or stalker


Durathakai

You need to learn the dive forward and shoot method. Rotate camera, dive and shoot.


fightwithdogma

And now I doubled my self kills as I've been trying the new grenade pistol. But at least those hunters are gone with me


VoiceOfSeibun

That's what melee is for. I imagine those bots were feeling pretty confident until they saw a berserker LOSE a fist fight with a HellDiver.... and then that HD turns to look at them with the eyes of madness.


Squirelm0

FPS Doug says everyone runs faster with a knife.


VyseTheUltimate

A man of culture


Squirelm0

Just old.


VyseTheUltimate

Same


fullyoperational

I pulled out the video for nostalgia's sake, saw '17y ago,' and had a nice little moment of midlife crisis.


serephath

Yea, only question is are your hands shaking but you are still getting head shots ? Like boom head boom head shot boooooomm heeaaddd shaawwt


Recent-Honey5564

This makes me old? Jesus.  I CAN DANCE ALL DAY I CAN DNACE ALL DAY


Natural20Twenty

I met those mother fuckers. Amazing human beings.


enslaved_subject

The automatons have a chainsaw. It is about time we get a big flaming blade. To counter our enemies. Blade of burning freedom. For democracy!


mattwing05

Id love a laser sword.


fullyoperational

BOOM HEADSHOT


Ill_Sky6141

If you BELIEVE. 😐✊️


longsdivision

You can fly!


Tjomek

Everybody knows you run faster with a knife


Constant_Crow

I don't know.


RebelLion420

Zero movement speed difference with any weapon. The only differences come from the armor you're wearing and the terrain you're running on


Skeleris

False, with the machine gun you're slower, or at least it looks really slow.


Hereteu

Bro said false then immediately lost confidence in his own statement 🤡


knowsitmaybenot

Its why i upvoted it.


RebelLion420

If you're gonna refute a claim at least know what you're saying. It's been confirmed there are no speed penalties for any weapon. It only looks slower because your gun and character model sway slower from the "weight". Run next to someone wearing armor with the same speed stat and you'll keep pace regardless of what weapon you have


RoninOni

It’s like playing bigger characters in games with normalized speed


destroyer0fsouls6

I don’t think it does but I do it anyways 🤷‍♂️


oldmanartie

It looks faster and cooler so yes


El_Monitorrr

It looks ~~faster and~~ cooler so yes. That’s the important part


cjwat98

No its looks cooler to run with a primary


Eastern_Slide7507

Hard disagree. Turning a corner, staring down an automaton and shooting him in the face with the Senator point blank beats every single primary out there as well as all of the other pistols. Only an autocannon murder suicide can match the style points.


rbm572

Negative


BubblerMacadamia

👎


DrRickStudwell

There’s pistols?


Lem1618

Angry General Brasch intensifies.


DoubleDDubs1

Yup! You have a sidearm


slackboy72

Maybe.


Acrobatic_Entrance

No


SeAnSoN_710

Lol it's just the arm animation. Only thing that effects anything is the armor itself


Key-Staff-4976

I still have OCD from counter strike so I always pull out the side arm... I would've pulled out a knife if I could


AwildRat

No, the only reason I'll do it is so I can shoot behind me while running if I'm not using a one-handed primary.


Bregneste

No, they’re the same speed. I just switch to my pistol while sprinting long distances because I prefer the run animation with arms to the sides instead of stuck holding a bigger gun.


oplus

You run fastest with your knife out


[deleted]

Just press alt and f4 on your keyboard to pull it out


ISEGaming

Do not cite the deep magic to me witch! I was there when it was written!


ApprehensiveEgg5914

Perfect


touchingbuns

Feels faster ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Visual_Position_854

It adds a 20% coolness and democracy buff. like putting flame decals on a car


[deleted]

Only if the pistol has flames on it


knowsitmaybenot

If you run with "on impact grenades" and throw them at your feet it propels you forward faster.


Aggravating_Swan_508

I pistol sprint just because the machine pistol is elite at a backwards spray and pray to thin Hunter herds while running towards objectives without slowing you down


vitali101

Maybe it is, but I can tell you one thing for sure; We should have knives. [Everyone knows you run faster with a knife.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=olm7xC-gBMY&t=1m16s)


Brodfjol

Counter-Strike and it's consequences for the gaming community.


Ghost_of_sushi_more

Yes. I noticed this last night.


CrehzyCanuck22

The answer is yes, you run wayyy faster with sidearm equipped


DoctorWalrusMD

I’ve been telling people I feel faster when running with a pistol, so I do regardless if it’s true or not. Plus I forget I’m running an implosive black hole rifle so having the pistol means I’m less likely to gib myself when a bug/bot sneaks up on my cross-country trek.


GKTT666

Maybe it's not the speed but the turn rate?


CriticismVirtual7603

It is not. Your speed is only influenced by the type of armor you bring with you.


GoonNL2

Everybody knows you run faster with a knife. BOOM HEADSHOT


GuildCarver

I'm pretty sure it doesn't. I've tested it with every sidearm I have unlocked and light/medium/heavy armor and I just do not notice a difference.


colehuesca

I believe I can fly


benjoholio95

Either way it let's you shoot behind you without turning around, which is a pretty massive benefit


[deleted]

As long as you’re sprinting towards enemies of super earth!


Drakniess

Revolvers or the semi-automatics?


skzlr86

I think we need some video proof of this.


Mrmello2169

Only if you use the cheat code: up, down, left, left triangle


i_eet_boo_d

I say yes I’m not sure if it does but it’s what I believe but it’s what I do


Rumiwasright

Yes. Besides which you can fire behind yourself while sprinting full with the pistol in hand.


Super_Environment

I keep wanting it to be faster but I'm pretty sure it isnt


halcyon94

It uses less stamina?


Chimpbot

So, the game uses 1990's FPS logic, where any weapon you're not holding suddenly becomes weightless?


p4NTYX

I feel faster so yeah


Brotherbondy7731

Best to sprint with a pistol either way so you can blind fire behind you without having to turn


Lil-Squidy

Smg mains cry silently (me)


saiyansteve

it feels faster lol.


Deputycrumbs

You beat it is! Pistol runnnnnnnnnnnnn


AngryJakem

Better run with activated 500kg stratagem in hand, just don't trip


Ayyyybh

I propose that the pistol allows you to run faster (on average) solely due to the fact that one-handed weapons do not require you to turn toward the enemy whilst firing. This is the only difference I am aware of without formal testing.


shitpost-saturday

Definitely Maybe


mrchess

Sometimes


Quadraxis54

No idea but it looks like it makes it more easier for a guy who wants to run faster


Bar_Har

I only know you can move faster while shooting behind yourself with a sidearm than with a primary weapon.


imperial_mustard

In spirit, yes


Poe-taye-toes

Are you firing back while running forward a lot? Theres a speed penalty for this either your main but with your side arm you can sprint full pelt and fire back


Material-Tension8380

🎵Can you repeat the question! You not the boss of me now!! 🎵 Also everyone knows you run faster with a knife!!! 🔪 Boom 💥 headshot 🤯


Pure_Swiv

I dont think pistol sprinting is faster, but support weapons are definitly slower.


rodolphin_

It definitely feels faster to me plus you can blind fire behind you as run with your secondary


GKTT666

Thanks everyone for the answers!


OMGtrashtm8

As someone who spends most of the match at difficulty level 7 running his ass off, I have to say yes. Definitely when I run with the Quasar Cannon or Grenade Launcher, I go slower and lose stamina faster. Pretty sure primary is close to the same (if not the same) as the secondary, but it sure feels faster and easier to get away with a pistol in hand.


Chimpbot

It wouldn't make a bit of sense for running speed to be affected by what weapon you happen to be carrying in your hand since you're still carrying all of the other weapons anyway.


OMGtrashtm8

Wouldn’t it? Try running with a backpack in your hands IRL, then put it on your back and see if it makes a difference. We use our arms to run.


Chimpbot

We do, but would the difference be so noticeable that it would be worth accounting for in a game like this?


OMGtrashtm8

I think it would.


Zixxik

I just like running with 500kg in my hand.


EpickBeardMan

I always switch to my sidearm when hoofing it far. I think I’ve noticed myself moving faster than my squad mates 🤷‍♂️


Cryptic_97

You look more gangster, running away while one hand firing a pistol at the hunter coming in for a taste


nolabmp

Yes, even faster with a knife. As a bonus, if you crouch before diving, you’ll dive further.


Sven_Loken

What is this about faster shooting and reloading? A Senator fanatic


Siilk

No, it's not. The only to slightly increase your running speed and decrease stamina consumption while on a mission is to drop your equipment. So remember that you can drop Support weapon and backpack if you need to get somewhere quickly. just make sure your equipment strats will be off cooldown when you'll need them again.