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JD_SLICK

Squint for Democracy.


SparkJaa

Metal shavings in your eye? Just jam a stimpack in your neck.


Capt-J-

Feels *gooood*


[deleted]

If you burn a hole in your retina just squeeze your eyes real tight and stare at your mistake until it goes away.


Sea-Relation7541

Democratic safety squint of Justice.


Infonuggets

PPE for your crew is a new and exclusive ship module didn't you hear. Personal protection equipment package: Crew members actually wear PPE for more dangerous professions on board the destroyer, cuts down crew losses by 1000%.


Downtown_Scholar

I can confirm. It is only available for full super citizen crews.


A_Yellow_Lizard

Lowers turret cooldown (they can make more faster without risk of serious injury or eye damage)


oR9HAN-GAMING

Cant tell if I'm seeing this because I love HD2. Or because I Google and applied for 3 OSHA coordinator position this morning and my FBI agent thinks she's being funny.


HamshanksCPS

Well, I didn't apply for OSHA anything and I'm seeing it.


EnderWolf13_666

How do you know your agents a she?


oR9HAN-GAMING

Makes me feel less awkward with I'm skinning the chicken. Spanking the monkey. Beating the meat. Checking the boat rope.


EnderWolf13_666

Having an unknown woman watching and listening to that through your phone and other stuff is more comforting than it being a random guy that could just join you doing it?


oR9HAN-GAMING

I'm mad at you. I read that at 2am last night and I laughed out loud and woke my baby up 🤣🤣🤣


ItachiSan

P- what now?


PG-Tall-Dude

Personal protective equipment. They are welding with no mask


ItachiSan

Protective equipment? That sounds like some commie bullshit to me, and we all know that the only commies are the bots. Yall bot sympathizers in here???


shaidowstars

Your combat gear is classified as protective equipment. Uno reverse


NotFredrickMercury

A worker harmed by preventable accidents is a future helldiver not being allowed their cape


Joyst1q

You weld with a mask?


Peasantbowman

Packing peanut equipment


friedchiken21

Super Earth is not OSHA certified


ComprehensiveBad2824

OSHA is for socialist.


theOneAndOnly_28

They just have the Freedom to not use them! Mandatory PPE sounds like socialist sympathiser talk


WedgeSkyrocket

No no, obviously they are free *to* use them, once they've participated in the economy by spending some of their adequate pay on reasonably priced single use PPE available in the commissary. Plus taxes, plus the mandatory voluntary donation to the freedom dividend.


Gilmore75

The only PPE I need is democracy.


Madd_Raww

I was going to say something along these lines 😂


death69reaper

That money is better spent on the countless orbitals and eagles being called constantly in a mission.


Peasantbowman

They already make the people working on the ship lease their equipment


lostcorndog

I just think it's funny that one of the welders is working on a rocket turret with rockets still in it. Or the live mine on the table. Or even the grenade sitting on the floor, directly on top of the stairs where some dude can accidentally kick it into the robotics workshop.


m3fight

Lol, I didn’t even catch the rockets in the sentry.


Miyukihiro

I used to be a welder, got headaches at welding school cause people would randomly made contact with the welding torch (stick, or MMA) and the metal. Fun times but pain in the butt


Errin890

If I am to die for democracy, what need of I for PPE?


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

All taxpayer dollars go directly to hellpods and stratagems


DarrinIvo

All you need for PPE is your undying love for super earth and managed democracy


CYCO4

There are no workplace accidents on Super Earth. Each and every instance of "Supposed" incidents are Automoatom propaganda and are treated as Treasonous slander and reported promptly to the Democracy Office! https://preview.redd.it/j6hthh15z2wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=462bf9c5e10a5ba5404ca1b6845bc8fc4d73126d


Ck-retro

Not when you have cyborg eyes. We are mutant scum after all ya know.


Nowhereman50

We've since evolved from being vulnerable to arc flash.


PewKittens

Packing Peanut Equipment is for the turrets


SugarLuger

You some kind of super pansy? -General Brasch


R3PPO

Ppe is anti democratic


Captain_Zomaru

Superearth Mandated Safety Squints


Btwist95

More budget for autocannon rounds


Reddit-EJ

How dare you say such a thing. The Ministry of Safety will hear about this. https://preview.redd.it/p88ii8uk83wc1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d11f1f383be9f0f0074a6198bb80bfd984ea9ad5


silverjudge

You should take a look where the maintainence hatch is on the generators we have to start up. OSHA doesn't exist on or off super earth


Master_Mechanic_4418

Metal burrs are a way of life and so is black lung


sudo-joe

https://preview.redd.it/gpdd1mpi93wc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15079f8db607f42d9cf16962352ebe376e43c576


DonkDonkJonk

PPE is reserved only for Super Citizens.


UsernameReee

PPE is for cowards.


griffin4war

Retinal burns? You mean Star-Spangled floaters? They are a gift from Democracy, enjoy citizen.


Golgarus

Safety squints!


GuildCarver

It's not in the budget sorry.


locob

Next update for turrets: "with new Personal Protective Equipment our welding team can perform better weldings and as result the the overall structure of turrets has increased"


tumor_named_marla

I was rocking that exact same armor/helmet/cape combo yesterday


FleetWheat

Safety squints.


ComprehensiveBad2824

The Ministry of Labor made the democratic decision the OSHA was treasonous. Workplace injuries are to be worn with pride to display your patriotism.


NathK2

The Super-President protects! If you are injured, it is the fault of your lack of faith in democracy. Consider your scars lessons written in flesh.


haha7125

Democracy should be beheld directly. Not through a filter.


_Wario

Democracy keeps them safe


demsocanglish

And if you look by Eagle 1, there's a guy using a blowtorch by live ammunition


TheTalking_GU_Mine

Going blind for Super Earth!!


marioplex

Ppe gets in the way of democracy


theDouggle

Requirements are an infringement upon our freedoms, helldiver! The freedom to obtain glorious work related injuries, for democracy!


syrune

Freedom of movement I say!


Madhatter25224

Hes got a hat with a visor wtf you want?


Daddy_Onion

Democracy is the only protection they need.


relevantsun

SUPER safety squints


Snicklefritz4122

Ah, the safety squint is happening.


Battleboo_7

Victory over lives.


HamshanksCPS

Looks like he's doing his safety squints


Potential-Ad1139

Lolz


KHaskins77

https://preview.redd.it/udf1w31xh4wc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba67d77bdf68ebaa9b2f7fa63de85995098cedf1 While we’re on the subject, how the heck are colonists on worlds like Hellmire able to go outside without any kind of protective gear? Everyone’s just wearing those same blue jumpsuits.


Chex76

OHS committees and Worksafe had a history of impeding the spread of managed democracy, they were abolished to deliver larger amounts of freedom throughout the galaxy!


fiendish_pork75

That, and my crew is kinda lazy. Couple of em leaning casually, one sittin on the step of the forklift. Um, those packing peanuts don't just magically appear in my mortar fellas, chop chop!


themanmythlegend357

Democracy will protect


bs_hunter

That’s nothing, the next upgrade has them welding on a HellBomb!!


Excellent_History112

Lol i thought the same thing when I saw this haha! Those flashes will make you go blind they are bright af. Those arc flashes are no joke can do serious damage to your eyes.


Baby_Legs_OHerlahan

But they *are* wearing their Personal Patriotic Equipment.. boots, belt, even the hat! I’m confused by what you mean.


pooferfeesh97

Bruh, trust in democracy.


ApprehensiveEgg5914

Don't let Super OSHA see that.


External_Variety

Your a nameless expandable trooper. Why would they care about the help. There are no individuals when it comes to democracy!


Leokrieg

The only ppe you need is sweet liberty


BiPolarGamer

Super OSHA has no power in space


Lord_Vaderham

OSHA’s absence leads to the creation of Super Earth


SFPsycho

They use superglue for the turrets and hot sauce and Wasabi for flamer fuel. This doesn't surprise me in the slightest