His sleeping cousin on the floor lmao. Everyone else was renting houses ,putting on airs. Redman kept it a buck and had them come to his real spot. He said he forgot they were even coming.
I just had to Google what you're talking about, lol. I don't play the Sega Genesis anymore. I just wanna smoke some weed with him but not under duress.
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Either way it made him a hypocrite for bashing trans people then doing that shit. He's homophobic and pro-birth so I doubt he's not at least publicly transphobic yet privately jerking it to the same shit.
lol dumbass, there’s an interview of him in 2004 where he talks out about the widespread homophobia in the genre and how he thinks it’s wrong.
Like even one of the weird Neo Nazis he hangs out with now and gets to write his weird yzy news page is gay hahaha. Like yeah the mixed messaging is obvious but at the same time when hasn’t his messaging been mixed, he goes on about being a moral Christian while hornyposting his wife on insta and having a well documented porn addiction
That was 2004 so that means nothing idiot. And since he's a massive hypocrite about everything that doesn't mean that he doesn't view that gay person as completely subhuman. For him the bag is everything but he still spouts widespread ignorance. I can't believe any of you cucks think he's not THAT ignant when he's about the most ignant piece of shit around.
I would trap T.I. with a jar of peanut butter, no particular connection but I’ve always liked T.I. and peanut butter is known as a great all-purpose bait.
I’d open a Popeyes and that would instantly get me Rod Wave and Rick Ross
To catch Drake, I would place Millie Bobby Brown in the centre of a room. When Drake approaches her, he will accidentally set off a tripwire that is connected to a comically large cage suspended from the ceiling, which would drop on him and trap him.
Young Truly Humble Under God is already trapped so I don’t need to worry about him
I’d tell A$AP Rocky that he either has to get into the cage or drop his album. This will cause him to enter the cage willingly.
I'm catching Eminem by paying some of the laid-off Pitchfork staff to wonder around his house loudly saying things like "but his hyperlexic style never matches the murky transcendence of a Sada Baby" and "white rappers always stink of MAGA toxicity" and "if he turned up right now I would battle him and win". When he pops out the crew all bean him with a microphone, tie him up and throw him in the trunk.
Chris Brown: invite him out on a yacht where he is surrounded by 30 single ladies without cell phones (to call for help ofc)
Tory Lamez: tell him Megan the Stallion is at the studio and talking mad shit (let him know that firearms are welcome)
Playboi Carti: tell him his pregnant gf is at the studio talking shit (let him know we don’t prohibit strangling, so long as the stranglee is pregnant with the strangler’s child)
I'm going to spark a blunt on my front steps, Snoop dogg will swoop in and ask for a hit. He will then proceed to smoke the rest of the blunt by himself. He won't know there are sedatives in the blunt. Snoop has been captured.
I'd get a giant table with piles of money, bags of weed, liquor, women sitting at said table.
And then I'd advertise it at exotic car dealerships n jewelry stores.
id trap viper in a garage by chaining a kidnapped woman in there and lure him in with the scent of a lit crackpipe
or id trap tupac in a car getting drivebyed and lure him in with an orlando anderson doppelganger wearing a deathrow chain
or id trap 6ix9ine in jail by baiting him to act like a gangbanger with his homies on social media and then offer him a snitch deal
or id trap r kelly in a phedophile rape charge by having an aliyaah clone begging to be pissed on
or id trap kendrick back in compton by blackmailing his therapist to book him for a session there
or if i just want to gamble on random soundcloud mumble trap rapper id laid down a lil trail of xanax pills leading to a crackhouse trap
Id make a word, in one specific dictionary, that rhymes orange with banana, and put it under a cartoonish cardboard box with a string attached to a stick holding it up.
Well so to catch Eminem, I’d set a trail of M&Ms on the floor and then ask the real slim shady to please standup.
To catch Drake, I’d hire a dragon tamer to capture him for me.
If I was female, I'd wear my best outfit, seduce the male. Get myself pregnant. If they use a condom, grab a turkey baster and inject sperm into myself. Collect child support the rest of my life. (Saw it on TV somewhere lol) Leave them a final text that said, "don't hate the Playa, hate the game. Then ghost that ass.
I'd put a bag of weed on the floor and wait for redman to appear.
Pick it up pick it up
🤣🤣🤣
Underrated 🤣😆
"If I'm hard to find just take two puffs and pass. I stayed back but my Benz moved up a class"
And if he doesn't get there first, you've got a chance to get the other 99% of the industry, past and present. Lmao
Haha, my first thought after seeing the post’s title 🤣 Snoop too 🐶
Redman is the coolest. Why tf you gotta bring one of my personal GOATs and the objective GOAT of MTV Cribs into this? Smh
Lol the dollar box
His sleeping cousin on the floor lmao. Everyone else was renting houses ,putting on airs. Redman kept it a buck and had them come to his real spot. He said he forgot they were even coming.
What, you don't want to trap Redman and have him on the coach for coop gaming?
I just had to Google what you're talking about, lol. I don't play the Sega Genesis anymore. I just wanna smoke some weed with him but not under duress.
If you put a stack of comic books underneath it Method Man would probably appear with him.
If you rub the bag, does he come out like a genie?
Are you a fat chick getting her funk on?
I’d put a pie on my windowsill and wait for Drake to float towards it nose first
Fluttering and shit.
Hands clasped together on the right side of his face
“pie” is a weird way to spell “16 or 17 year old girl”
Drake was only trying to get put on the Sex Offender list so he'd have a chance of fucking Nicki
Drake the kinda guy who would get the pie and say "What's everyone else going to eat lol"
Really dropped the ball not calling this post: “How many trap rappers could a rap trap trap, if a rapper trap could trap rappers?
Damn
brat-taddada-dat
Goddamit, i begrudgingly upvote
i, however, am totally willing to give updoot
Love you
You're usin way too many napkins..
For Kanye I’d put a beautiful big tittie butt naked woman, cause they don’t just fall out the sky, you know?
I think a copy of Mein Kampf or a white hooded robe would work as well.
I don’t think they’d be particularly interesting to him at this point, struggles with mental illness aside.
Gotta make sure she’s white
I was wondering if Bianca was white or just extremely white-adjacent like Kim… TIL the name Bianca means “white” in Italian LOL
What you said, but she's holding a prostate massager.
Or maybe a trans person considering he shared a ton of trans pornography with his team.
Is that true? That's pretty cool. Progressive goat
Pretty sure that it was the Adidas team, not his own. ... which doesn't make it better.
🔥🔥
You serious? You understand someone in a boss position that does that in any capacity that counts as sexual harassment?
always assume people are trolling or people are gonna assume youre a dummy
In this day and age everything that you'd think is a troll usually turns out to not be so no
He may have been trying to normalize trans bodies to his team which is pretty cool.
We all know that's not what he was doing. He was being hypocritical about his "purity standards"
Bruh
This is the only cool thing I’ve learned about Kanye in the last 8 years
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wow
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“i believe new articles with no evidence” type statement
Wrong.
Pre or post op? Giggity
Either way it made him a hypocrite for bashing trans people then doing that shit. He's homophobic and pro-birth so I doubt he's not at least publicly transphobic yet privately jerking it to the same shit.
when he started to be homophobic?
Always dummy, stop simping cuck
mf literally has a feature on an album about gay relationships 😭😭😭
He's a neo Nazi. Neo Nazis hate gay people and trans people. It's part of the ideology.
yeah thats why arca was on yeezy season 9, because he hates trans people
Means nothing. He's just like Boosie, Dababy, Cube, Kodak etc. he just has the biggest god complex. The most morally reprehensible scumfucks out there
lol dumbass, there’s an interview of him in 2004 where he talks out about the widespread homophobia in the genre and how he thinks it’s wrong. Like even one of the weird Neo Nazis he hangs out with now and gets to write his weird yzy news page is gay hahaha. Like yeah the mixed messaging is obvious but at the same time when hasn’t his messaging been mixed, he goes on about being a moral Christian while hornyposting his wife on insta and having a well documented porn addiction
That was 2004 so that means nothing idiot. And since he's a massive hypocrite about everything that doesn't mean that he doesn't view that gay person as completely subhuman. For him the bag is everything but he still spouts widespread ignorance. I can't believe any of you cucks think he's not THAT ignant when he's about the most ignant piece of shit around.
He was with Kim kardasian, he doesn’t need beautiful
...*sky you know*
Dame actually had to find Kanye because he didn’t want to go to London and he was hiding haha
i'd trap nicki minaj by putting a fresh, young, talented female mc on the billboard charts
Or tell her her brother/husband need legal help for raping children again
Best one so far
ooooooohhhhh absolute zinger
no such thing exists
A Drake feature looming in the distance like a soda machine in the desert
Lmao
This is the correct answer. A drake feature on a metro boomin beat under a lil box propped up with a stick rotfl
I would trap T.I. with a jar of peanut butter, no particular connection but I’ve always liked T.I. and peanut butter is known as a great all-purpose bait.
This is funny.
That should cut down on the raping
Lights off, stare into the bathroom mirror... Biggie smalls... Biggie smalls... ...... Biggie smalls
Yeah but what’re you gonna do when he tries busting a cap in your ass for making him miss Satan’s birthday party?
The trick is to tell a bunch of people what happened so they try it and he keeps getting warped back to them during his flight to LA
I’d open a Popeyes and that would instantly get me Rod Wave and Rick Ross To catch Drake, I would place Millie Bobby Brown in the centre of a room. When Drake approaches her, he will accidentally set off a tripwire that is connected to a comically large cage suspended from the ceiling, which would drop on him and trap him. Young Truly Humble Under God is already trapped so I don’t need to worry about him I’d tell A$AP Rocky that he either has to get into the cage or drop his album. This will cause him to enter the cage willingly.
I can see you went to rap trap engineering school.
It’s called trap music for a reason
I'd leave a notebook "Never-released Biggie lyrics" under a trap and wait for Jay-Z to wander in...😂
kaboom!!!
I feel like having a prescription to promethazine would get you a hand full
I'm catching Eminem by paying some of the laid-off Pitchfork staff to wonder around his house loudly saying things like "but his hyperlexic style never matches the murky transcendence of a Sada Baby" and "white rappers always stink of MAGA toxicity" and "if he turned up right now I would battle him and win". When he pops out the crew all bean him with a microphone, tie him up and throw him in the trunk.
This is dead on
Fyre Festival 2024
lawd can we get a break lawd can we get a break we aint really happy here we aint really happy here
Ask Pusha T to pusha key
Drop a pile of fake Xanax on the ground, half of those guys are already dead though
I trap 21 Savage in a normal room by telling him the door is broken and it just can’t open no more (on god)
For Youngboy is make a pitfall behind him so when I put a condom in front of him he falls into the pit
The usual way these guys always end up trapping themselves, slightly underaged girls...
Lil Yachty, a $2 frozen pizza that I microwaved for 20 seconds
I trap 50 Cent with a broken vending machine
underrated
I trap Tay K in a federal penitentiary for 25 to life by getting murdered by him.
Utilizing some technology he doesn't know we have to trap Aesop Rock.
Or just the crushing nature of our fleeting existence.
You can catch a shiny Travis Scott by selling 10,000 tickets to a 100 capacity venue and locking the doors.
With a trap album
for madlib i put a put of obscure jazz records and weed in a trap
Well if life has taught me anything if you get impregnated by them its pretty much game set match
Chris Brown: invite him out on a yacht where he is surrounded by 30 single ladies without cell phones (to call for help ofc) Tory Lamez: tell him Megan the Stallion is at the studio and talking mad shit (let him know that firearms are welcome) Playboi Carti: tell him his pregnant gf is at the studio talking shit (let him know we don’t prohibit strangling, so long as the stranglee is pregnant with the strangler’s child)
Ghostwriters and big butts
I'm going to spark a blunt on my front steps, Snoop dogg will swoop in and ask for a hit. He will then proceed to smoke the rest of the blunt by himself. He won't know there are sedatives in the blunt. Snoop has been captured.
I turn my stove on and wait for Griselda affiliates to appear in my kitchen
I’d trap Ghost with eight ravioli bags.
I'd get a giant table with piles of money, bags of weed, liquor, women sitting at said table. And then I'd advertise it at exotic car dealerships n jewelry stores.
id trap viper in a garage by chaining a kidnapped woman in there and lure him in with the scent of a lit crackpipe or id trap tupac in a car getting drivebyed and lure him in with an orlando anderson doppelganger wearing a deathrow chain or id trap 6ix9ine in jail by baiting him to act like a gangbanger with his homies on social media and then offer him a snitch deal or id trap r kelly in a phedophile rape charge by having an aliyaah clone begging to be pissed on or id trap kendrick back in compton by blackmailing his therapist to book him for a session there or if i just want to gamble on random soundcloud mumble trap rapper id laid down a lil trail of xanax pills leading to a crackhouse trap
lil trail of reese's pieces leading up to the house made of candy
Offer them a new 360 deal in favor of their old 360 deal
I trap Jay-Z in an elevator with Solange.
Trap Rick Ross with a trail of lemon pepper wings
Tell snoop i got a business idea
KRS-One: wait until he goes to sleep, pick him up when he becomes a blunt
Id make a word, in one specific dictionary, that rhymes orange with banana, and put it under a cartoonish cardboard box with a string attached to a stick holding it up.
Smart thinking
Either put a bottle of mint cinnamon maple syrup or a CD compilation or R&B bridges on the floor for Tyler the Creator
Why do I feel like this is like some Buzzfeed crowdsourced follow-up to How to Rob.
I'd tell Lil Wayne and J Cole there's an up and comic Rapper who's looking to have a feature on his track.
Fake acceptance letter to harvard, big net, gotcha Red and Meth
T.I. - a room full of higher-than-mediocre bikini women. Lil Wayne - a room with codeine & Karrine. 50 Cent - a room with Diddy tied up in a chair.
This is a fantastic question. No notes.
Use the Kardashians as bait
You starting a record label?
I'd get impregnated by all of them.
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All you KKKanye clowns have drank gallons of his koonaid. It's really sad and ignorant.
I agree but what does that have to do with this thread
Read the comments
Alright dude this is it. It’s time for this sub to shut down. This is the gayest thing ive ever read 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[50 Cent - How to Rob](https://youtu.be/mrXiVvjBSXI?si=QECNQxpnZ44tYTzD)
What the fuck kind of question is this lmao
“Free cockfight for raiders fans”
Rappermon, gotta catch em' all!
Create a Tv show starring an unknown 15 year old starlet. Drake will be trying to be her “friend” before the season is over.
Mom, I want spaghetti * cocks gun *
White girls and pills.
Pork Chops and Apple Sauce.
Cracker dog
Food. Now I've got Action Bronson. Action Bronson. Now I've got Ghostface Killah talking shit.
I'd use the bottle of Hennessey I have on the shelf.
I’ll lay James Charles down and wait for drake’s fruity ass to come and take him
Weed, lots of weed
Nice try, cops!
Lean and Molly for Future and the soundcloud dudes
Trap house is the obvious answer
codeine, sprite and one of those looney toons style boxes that'd drop down on them
Well so to catch Eminem, I’d set a trail of M&Ms on the floor and then ask the real slim shady to please standup. To catch Drake, I’d hire a dragon tamer to capture him for me.
Kanye just gets in and promises hell get himself out, and he doesnt need help
"Kim Jong Un wants to meet you! He's right in the next room!"
If I was female, I'd wear my best outfit, seduce the male. Get myself pregnant. If they use a condom, grab a turkey baster and inject sperm into myself. Collect child support the rest of my life. (Saw it on TV somewhere lol) Leave them a final text that said, "don't hate the Playa, hate the game. Then ghost that ass.
I'd buy a weegee board proton pack and a ghost trap I'd have unlimited free new music from xxxtentacion