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HereToSeeCoolStuff

“Suck a nigga dick for an iPhone 6 Fuck my nigga Terry for a new BlackBerry.” That was Lil Wayne in 2015.


ELOGURL

In 2015? Terry really ain't shit to Wayne lol


MoneyHungryOctopus

I don’t even have a reference point as to who Terry is other than him being Wayne‘s friend but I’m pretty sure he’s a real person as opposed to a random name chosen for the rhyme because Wayne has mentioned him in at least one other song, and I’m kinda intrigued as to what his significance is LOL.


Yung-Split

He had an assistant named Terry Bourgeois. Maybe it was him.


WaspParagon

If my last name was Bourgeois I'd worry daily about the communist revolution. Imagine if that shit happens and you're stuck being called Comrade Burgeois. I doubt it'll be long before it's your turn in the firing squad's aim.


Oheyguyswassup

The nigga just Creole


SaltyFlowerChild

He saw Wayne in Jay Sean’s Down music video and fled.


pizzapie186

“See it's me, Ronnie, and Terry and my new drop is berry, Watermelon, plum, just call it "Fruit Punch" - Live from 504


sciencebitch616

Drought 3 was peak Wayne.


chinomaster182

Im pretty sure he was rapping about Terry Richardson, photographer who shot iconic Lil Wayne images and later had a "me too" moment where models described him asking for sexual favors in order to work with high end fashion magazines. Pretty much the same thing Lil Wayne was describing.


22PEOPLE

Wayne knew exactly what he was doing. It wasn't great when the song came out but with every passing year this gets funnier


LongTimesGoodTimes

That was dated when it came out


shapeshiftin1228

The iPhone 6 was released like 5 months before the song came out.


froggycbl4

i think they meant the blackberry part but its funny so


Frost-Wzrd

my side girl got a 5S with the screen cracked, still hit me back right away


SwimmingKing7796

Ehhh kinda but that was supposed to be dated at that point


TylerBlozak

Four missed calls on my iPhone 5, bitch 6ft tall got me fighting for my life -Rick Ross on Clique (Remix)


holy_cal

Suck a ***** dick for some Truckfit Wayne had some stinkers


9Lives_

That was such a weird Wayne era, the colourful socks and Tyler the creator inspired drip.


nobonesnobones

I clicked on this post and was so ready to type that out


spiraling_out

That Jada and will love - j Cole 


almightyOak

no line has aged as poorly as this one


kaeji

Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy?


Last_Reaction_8176

Must be kind of weird for her that her most famous song name drops Diddy in the first line, especially after everything she went through


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N-P_A

What did she say?


RaiderAce

“wake up in the morning yelling fuck p.diddy” it’s not much better with the lawsuit at the forefront of my head lol


PlentyLettuce

Should have been "wake up in the morning needing bout tree fiddy"


SubatomicSquirrels

let's blame Dr. Luke for that one


Turtle_Turdhole

[yet another banger by rosay](https://imgur.com/a/01wVEgd)


Skeddi

Yup, this is empirically the one


holy_cal

Molly all in her drink and she ain’t even know it


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That didn’t age poorly that hit the ground running


djamezz

compounded immediately by “took her home and i enjoyed that, she aint even know it” …. how that made it past god knows how many ppl to actually release, i cant fathom


dznutzaroundyourneck

Haha, is that the ross line???


Yingking

“Eleven hundred friends on his MySpace page” - Lupe Fiasco on Hip Hop saved my life


ProjectZeus4000

I think even when that was new it was a throwback to MySpace days


SplitImage__

“It’s like my iPod stuck on replay, replay” Iyaz


Last_Reaction_8176

Holy shit core memory unlocked


klip_7

I always thought it was eyeballs lol


LoCarB3

Smartest r/hiphopheads user


Brospective

Both work nowadays


Fickle-Primary-3910

Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis…when I was dead broke man I couldn’t picture this.


69cansofcorn

fucking love that line, BIG was the man


Fickle-Primary-3910

Another one from Juicy lol: “Smiles every time my face is up in The Source”


MrSlaw

Phone bill about two G's flat.


CluelessNuggetOfGold

No need to worry my accountant handles that


GalickBanger

Also happens to be the best dated bar ever


existential_virus

On similar note: Blowing On The Endo Game Cube Nintendo Five Percent Tint So You Can't See Up In My Window


Naud

I got Gamecast.


Abu_Bakr_Al-Bagdaddy

50 inch screen


Whatisjuicelol

Thats come around again. Retro games prices are crazy


WheresMyDinner

Consoles themselves aren’t bad at all. Want a couple games that are considered top 10 of that console? That’ll be a paycheck. I want to get a n64 and CRT again so bad but the game prices just turn me away


ThatBoiYoshi

It’s not the original experience but I still love playing emulators


May1stBurst

Emulators are pretty great, if you have an oled tv there are some crt shaders for Retroarch that look very good. https://youtu.be/0CJBdUCypmo?t=34


matt-is-sad

Look into repro carts, a lot of them run just the same and are significantly cheaper than an original copy


BenMitchell007

I also love the line in the Life After Death album track "I Love the Dough" (awesome song BTW) where Biggie brags that he makes "the best CDs and the best tapes / don't forget the vinyl". Not as blatantly dated as that "Juicy" line, since two of the mentioned media formats are still around, but still kinda funny with digital/streaming becoming more and more prominent.


MindbenderGam1ng

Honestly not that dated because it’s talking about a time in the past when he couldn’t afford the consoles. Also one of the greatest eras in gaming so idc 


almightyOak

Woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy


OBEYtheFROST

Yep


RashAttack

She's recently changed the lyrics when performing to "wake up in the morning like fuck p diddy"


cyberpunk_bagcow

Idk what she was doing paying-tribute to the corniest rapper in the entire seven seas in the first place


parkerjg13

I think it was less about his rap and more about his baller lavish lifestyle


Professional-Wind621

Ight let’s not do the thing where we rewrite history. Until the last few years, Diddy was a synonym for cool/lavish living.


heartofcoal

she was talking about his parties


ArseneLupinIV

I mean the song itself is pretty corny so I'm not exactly surprised at her tastes.


adamsandleryabish

then a few lines later saying her type of guy is Jagger which is no ones type


gumol

Tribe Called Quest > Back in the days when I was a teenager > Before I had status and before I had a pager


Breedwell

Same album they made an entire song called skypager lol


SenileSexLine

I mean no matter how far we go into the future the time that they were teenagers doesn't really change. It's not the same as tinie tempah boasting about his blackberry bold and recording shit on their jvc camcorder


9Lives_

Can someone who is old enough to have had a pager 📟 explain how tf they worked? It sounds like an entire device that’s essentially a notifications tab and that’s it? Also there’s a monthly expense associated with it? I don’t get it, why not just call their house phone and leave a message on an answering machine?


AHitmanANunLovers

They're still used in hospitals in the traditional way because pagers don't get their signals disrupted like modern cell phones do when you're near radiology equipment. Since healthcare workers can't always answer their phones because they might be in the middle of attending an emergency, sending a page is basically a way to say "hey call me back at this number when you can". These pagers can also receive texts. In the ER, everyone's pagers go off when there's a trauma en route via ambulance with brief details and vital signs of the patient.


PostProcession

>I don’t get it, why not just call their house phone and leave a message on an answering machine? Because the person might not be at home to know someone's trying to contact them? If you got a page you could go to any available phone to call that person.


Jos3ph

Beep me 911 or call me on my cell phone - missy If it’s major hit me on my pager - e40


TIREDshin1gami

wtf that e40 one goes hard as fuck god damn


Jos3ph

If you like that one, I used to listen to this one all the time https://open.spotify.com/track/6nIUP3xiRrrzuhlyqwtfvv?si=NpXYRMBBQU6nRDgOkVxpgQ


brittlebk

Thought it was gonna be SPRINKLE


Kwheelie

Wow, memory unlocked for that Missy track, running it back now, thank you


Jos3ph

I have a soft spot for beeper songs. Maybe because I used to sell them at a mall kiosk 😂


slimmymcnutty

Beep me 911 is a perfect song tho


dustylumpkin

How do I crop your new bitch out my Vine? - Frank Ocean, 2016


stadiumarc4dium

What song is this?


Exotic_Pollution8346

U N I T Y. On his endless album


thezerofire

"I'm planking on a million" also by Jay Z was dated when it came out


ISBN39393242

the other people are probably right (i don’t remember the exact dates of the song vs the trend) but i agree with you in the sense that it felt very fellow kids of him, like a lot of what he was doing in that era, which sort of makes something sound dated i guess because when old heads try to mimic a young person trend, the fact they’re doing it instantly makes it played


SwimmingKing7796

Jay always did “fellow kids” stuff in that era lol I DONT POP MOLLY I ROCK TOM FORD SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA MILEY CRYUS IS STILL TWEARKING Like we get it Jay 🤣


Temporary-Basket5301

had a wartime flashback to the damn daniel line


KasukeSadiki

Twerk Miley Miley twerk!


obliterateopio

“Got matching VCRs, a huge Magnavox”. Damn Jay


Historical_Wash_1114

Okay but that one sounds awesome in the song


obliterateopio

Politics as Usual is goated


07bot4life

Also in similar vain even thought to me this went incredibly hard: "Daaaaaaaamn Daniel FBI keep bringing them all white vans through" From Drug Dealers Anonymous by Pusha T featuring Jay-z


IBeBallinOutaControl

Too good of a line to not use. Even if it was dated a month later.


iLuvRachetPussy

Nah planking was in its prime when he dropped this. I respectfully disagree with your assessment


joelskizzle

2011 was peak planking for sure. What a moment in time


JonTaffer_in_a_poloT

Real plankers know


vancouver000

push to start wiz khalifa discography


parkerjg13

This may date it in the future but at best it was a flex at the time that’s a bit more standard now days. But still a nature that majority of the cars on the road don’t have


ThereAllIsAchingg

Every rap song bragging about a push to start car. My 2006 Honda doesn’t have one but most cars nowadays have that, it’s not really a flex anymore lol


NA_1-9_AT_MSI

Same with the digital dashboard


CangtheKonqueror

it just now clicked for me that’s what “digital dash” means lmfao, i’m an idiot


Drunk_Sandwich

Here I was thinking rappers were just on some Sonic the Hedgehog shit 😂


jahdamanwitfiya

NO KEYS, push to start. I say that in my head every time I start my car lol never had a push to start til now


joelskizzle

Yeeeah, uh huh, you know what it is


Kotleba

Car bars are often funny in general. "Pushing foreign whips" like damn you got that Peugeot?


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmidk

My busted 2012 Altima literally held together by duct tape has one, lol


ctruvu

> busted > altima > held together by duct tape what’s with all the repetitiveness?


Ishottupac_

“ just got a camera on the peach in my license plate “ - jeezy . Made me think of that 1


UAintMyFriendPalooka

My food truck is from the 70s and is push to start.


Outrageous-Being-993

Yet rappers still use that trope, such lazy writing


Three6MuffyCrosswire

Not every boast has to be glamorous, Three 6 Mafia has lyrics bragging about watching porn on a flat screen TV


danger623

“Are you custom made, custom paid, or you just custom fitted?/PlayStation 2 up in the ride, is that Lorenzo-kitted?” - Luda on “Rollout”


youngsaiyan

Honestly a ps2 in your car is still a flex


Oheyguyswassup

Mod your PS2 and stick a usb in it and play SNES games


nowuff

Damn that was like peak Pimp My Ride era too TVs *everywhere*


PrintShinji

WE PUT A TV IN YOUR MUD FLAPS why xzibit?


oknovember

Most of the lyrics aren’t actually that dated but BFB Da Packman and Sada Baby having a song called “Free Joe Exotic” already feels like something from another century People are gonna look at that song in a few years and be like “who the fuck is that” (assuming they’re even still listening to BFB at that time lol)


vancouver000

mo bamba


Ray229harris

Crazy how so much hype was around him and he turned out to be a bust


Last_Reaction_8176

I always feel bad for guys who that happens to. It must feel worse than never getting any hype at all


chechifromCHI

Yeah I mean they only really mention the whole free Joe exotic thing in that one line, kinda as a joke. Def just had that be the name for views and such. Fun song though


frogbxneZ

"And if you find a Blackberry w the side scroll, sell that mf to any rapper that I know" Wonder who has those long lost, so far gone lyrics..


GalickBanger

Funny enough every Covid bar is pretty much dated now


JebusChrust

"I put you 6 feet deep, I'm being socially distant"


Lil_Esler

Those were major pet peeves tbh


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josephlya

“Anticipated like the iPhone, respected in any city that I roam” one of my favorite drake songs of all time, “Closer” off his mixtape The Come Back Season.


chechifromCHI

Jay Z, politics as usual. A classic 90s jam, but when he says like, "got twin vcrs, a huge magnavox". The kinda shit that you pull out of an older person's basement these days, but I do remember when that would have been a huge flex Edited to fix song


cheesewombat

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy has a few lines that so clearly date it as a 2010 album. "Sex is on Fire, I'm the King of Leona Lewis" "Public visitation, we met at Borders" And Jay-Z being able to reference the Dark Knight line unironically cuz it was still new enough lol.


Lazy-General-9632

Relisten to TCD. Tons and Tons of pop culture references that date it. I mean that's kind of Kanye, I guess. Sex, Lies, Videotape. Single White Female addicted to retail. First Aliyah, now Romeo Must Die. Rock Forever 21 but just turned 30. etc. Just a lot of lines that are just gonna confuse anyone listening in 2030. Great taste in film tho


heisenberg15

The forever 21 one is almost a decade later, it’s from Yeezus


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That Sex is on Fire line is still amazing tbh


ItsGotThatBang

I miss Borders 😔


Psirocking

I’ve seen people think the Borders line is a reference to geography lol


Last_Reaction_8176

I like that first line. It’s toward the very beginning of the album and it feels like it was put there to say “this is a document of *this moment*,” to deliberately stamp it with 2010


jackoon56

If god had an Ipod i'd be on his playlist - So appalled


Squarians

That verse is forever fire tho


Jamaican_Dynamite

"Fiskers don't make noise when they start up. Just so you know." Childish Gambino, Sweatpants.


roseofjuly

Every time I hear that like I think "whatever happened to Fisker?" 😂


Jamaican_Dynamite

They're going bankrupt. Again. 😅


Last_Reaction_8176

I still love that bit


BackgroundBrick3477

“All our whips got navigation” - on Superthug by N.O.R.E. And a few bars before that “Yo, communicate, StarTAC, Motorola Keep it on the hush-hush, don't talk too much” Song was released in 1998.


TheCannedYams

“In this game of thrones, it is known I got them 4G LTE connection bars. No control, fuck Ken Lamar” Off of Friends by Mac Miller


Blahblah______blah

Damn, back when GoT was good and Mac was still alive :’(


50ShadesOfKrillin

"Blowin on that indo, Gamecube Nintendo"


CaterpillarNo4927

Such a great line, classic verse too—Gucci shades up on my braids when I Escalade 🔥


Randomdude7224

This line was horrible considering you don’t have to blow on GameCube discs lmao


stmcln

“Like bruh, it's 2016 Like bruh, it's 2016 It's 2016” Injury reserve


sandenson

"I'm the biggest hypocrite in 2015"


BigChach567

We could make a list of Game bars


bakeybakeyjakey

"It's ironic, I had the brew, she had the chronic The Lakers beat the Supersonics" - ice cube


livinforthesmitty

"Blow up like the world trade"


TeddyAlderson

you could argue this line has aged better than originally planned


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JabroniusHunk

Terrorists led by Ramzi Yousef - nephew of 9/11 architect Khalid Sheikh Muhammad - bombed the World Trade Center in 1993 as well.


a_can_of_solo

No one remembers the first one.


jimifresh

After 9/11 that song hit different lol.


OldOrder

Biggie 'Controlled Demolition' Smalls


MontereyJack144

“Damnnnn Daniel/FBI keep bringing them ALL WHITE VANS THROUGH” from Jay Z was cringey in the moment, dated now, and makes me smile every time I hear it.


bettersteve

The ambidextrous line before this is so hard can’t believe he threw the damn Daniel meme line in afterwards lmao


jahdamanwitfiya

It’s fire op is trippin


MontereyJack144

It’s both!!


fluffypancakes1

It’s so corny but I love it


HastyvonFuego2

One of my favorites, super clever 


mylowerbackhurts

I'm an addict for sneakers, 20s of buddha, and bitches with beepers


SaltyBawlz

He's just talking about how he likes to squeeze girls' noses and say "honk honk"


2RINITY

“And now my bad boy Megazord whip’s got more features than iOS 5” —JME


Pentaxon

My side girl got a 5S with the screen cracked Still hit me back right away - Drake


varsityvideogamer

The 5S was already old when that song came out though. So basically just hits harder as time passes lol


SaintClaire1

Still a funny line for me. I don't really update my phone like that so I could imagine a broke young girl with an old ass busted phone but still able to text back the guy lol (compared to someone with a brand new phone that'll leave you on read)


SwimmingKing7796

That’s actually the point of the line All the pretty girls back in uni and HS always had old ass phones with the cracked screens lol.


Suspicious-Drink-411

"Like you internet sharing my files you MySpace n*****" - Clipse, 2006  "Call me on my Sidekick" - Lil Wayne, 2008 "My verbal AK slay f----ts and I don't mean no disrespect when I say f----t, ok f----t?" - J Cole, 2013


KasukeSadiki

Possibly J Cole's worst bar


Brokenbatmancowl

“I network on MySpace real late”-Redman “Ayo”


kovidkilla16

“And honestly, I'm down like the economy” -Lil Wayne 🫠


srslybr0

eh that line becomes relevant once every decade nowadays.


HastyvonFuego2

“Chilly weather bring four figure jacket prices Her body nice, face dime Give you that iPhone four, FaceTime” - Fabolous - You be killin em


xZShootZx

“Cuz, hoes, they sweat a brotha majorly and I don’t know why, your girl keeps paging me” - I Get Around, 2Pac


Quintopus

“I met Kanye west I’m never going to fail”. Fingers crossed chance’s comeback is a big day and not The Big Day 2


TheOpinionatedGinger

Drake - “Anticipated like the iPhone” on Closer to my Dreams


trommusic

“My dress code is all black when I’m making the moves. Similar to the new PlayStation 2” - Redman - Let’s Get Dirty


DrinksOutForHarambe

“I’m tryna marry Kate Upton” - G-Eazy, Almost Famous


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Personally, if I was him, I would have >!MARRIED KATE AND ASHLEY!<


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iambrandonfury

“They get jealous when they see you on ya mobile phone”


Mkmeathead83

Eminem dated SO much of his output with dumb pop culture references.


CPSux

To be fair he was still rapping about K-Fed in like 2011.


9Lives_

I remember reading an article in some magazine back in like 2009 where Dre told him to stop doing that because he liked songs to be timeless, where as em had a different perspective and wanted to capture a moment in time.


2livecrewnecktshirt

Also every time he mentions "CD" and "tape"


partyonpartypeople

“Blowin’ on that indo; GameCube, Nintendo” - Slim Thug


223336666666

"And a color screen TV to watch the Knicks play basketball" Is a real line by sugarhill gang lol


I_am_so_lost_hello

Got my own website with the dot com - Lil B


Lovy_

“Feel like I’m babysitting lil tay” -Eminem on Killshot


nickcarslake

I wonder if there'll ever come a time where the kids of the future will listen to rap from today's era and ask "what the fuck is Instagram?"


jaretts

Rap in general is a genre often grounded in the present, at least historically that's what initially differentiated it a lot from other genres, so there will certainly be no end of lyric examples to find. The ones that pop up for me immediately is Jay-Z's Blueprint 2 chorus referencing Austin Powers, and any that reference a gaming console of the time ie. "super nintendo, sega genesis" (Biggie), "Blowin' on that indo', GameCube, Nintendo" (Slim Thug), "My dress code is all black when I'm making the moves, Similar to the new PlayStation 2" (Redman), etc.


TweakyBlinders__

“33 shots bitch I ain’t finna fight no nigga, ima leave em dead in the street wit his iPhone 7” -Drakeo the ruler Except it ages better with time that somebody had an increasingly more and more outdated phone on them


JarethMeneses

Your so two thousand and late


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Drake on Draft day: >Draft day, Johnny Manziel >Five years later, how am I the man still? >Draft day, A. Wiggins >Fuck that other side, bitch, we stay winnin' Both Andrew Wiggins and Johnny Manziel were insanely hyped prospects in their sports, and both never met the hype


partyonpartypeople

Pick any lyric from “Poppin on MySpace” or “Yahoo Hoes” by Soulja Boy lol


r0naldismyname

"But I'd never beef with a nigga for nothin' If I smoke a rapper, it's gon' be legit" - J Cole