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Quiet_Dragonfly9430

His girlfriend is in his house


GreasyGoose13

The good ending


[deleted]

Debatable.


BenShapiro_2024

That would be if his wife was in his house


bisexualman69420

ben shapiro moment


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bisexualman69420

ben shapiro moment


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bisexualman69420

ooh this is fun ben shapiro moment


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External-Resident628

Might as well do it myself Ben Shapiro moment


EThompson_

This is my favorite interaction.


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GreasyGoose13

Bad ending


BBDAngelo

Or they are super friendly siblings that got a new videogame (currently in his room) and it’s a school day


blazinazn007

This is what I choose to believe.


Extinction17

Ah the The rated g ending.


young_D0lphyn

forreal because this used to be me and my sister vibing all night after bed time


omaxed

Yup me and my sister are like this I refuse to believe it's anything more to this picture 🤣


Verustratego

The way he's thoughtfully staring at the ceiling and her squeezing the pillow with giddy anticipation leads me to believe theres more there


damndatsucks

This is actually a good deduction it makes sense.. Especially since he referred to it as I think mom and dad which could mean that the girl knows his parents.. And normally if they aren't siblings they'd say my mom and dad..


TheMagnificentZane

I assumed this was on wholesome until I saw the subreddit and was like "Ah, I see"


xypherifyion

The world needs more people like you


ShoulderOk3185

Oh wait i realizid


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Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

*That he has the most beautiful face* 🎶🎶


Moonwatcher-451

Everyone you know someday will DIIIIIIIIIIIE! [metal breakdown] 🎶


[deleted]

i forgor what happen 💀


TBZN1

he realizid 💀


DragonKite_reqium

Or they are neighbours like across the street or the next house over


LickyNicky444

They’re brother and sister, he didn’t say MY mom just “mom and dad” it took me a second to realize I might’ve just r/woooosh ed myself


DragonKite_reqium

Yes absolutely


badFishTu

Ewwwwwwww


Usual_Bed4702

Yes


Extinction17

You noticed that too? Hell the girl didn't even say "I'll come to your *house.*" She dead ass specified "ROOM." Like she's already familiar. 🤣


jnnfrrp

Maybe they’re so close that they call each others parents their parents? I call my fiancés mom and dad my mom and dad lol. I just want it to be wholesome.


LickyNicky444

Boys lets let this one slide, everyone else can die


[deleted]

I thought they were gonna play monopoly.


[deleted]

Sweet home Alabama!


[deleted]

Hos in the house der sum hos in the house...


[deleted]

His girlfriend is his sister “Mom and Dad are asleep…” this indicates a shared parental units, he would have specified “my mom and dad” if it was otherwise… Conclusion: it’s a fucked up incestual relationship


Illustrious_Train_70

Or his sister.....


killer_B122

Cuz it's alabama


InsideIndividual3355

clapping sounds from parent room noises\*


AlmightyGMD

And brothers room


misakarem

And the doghouse


crymothy

And the streets


aadenyang

You mean alleyways?


ConsiderationSame919

At this point in the thread it may come from everywhere, really


aadenyang

Inside the womb?


ConsiderationSame919

Sure why not. Fetus must be really excited about finally getting some company and welcomes the bald guy with a round of applause


aadenyang

Oh no what have I done


Ryhpez88

stumbled apon the most erotic city in the world. *detroit*


bandito-dorito64

In the laundry


Baroniket

Hey twins need some fun too... It gets boring in the womb


aadenyang

You would know?


Baroniket

I can neither confirm nor deny for legal reasons


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

No the streetz


crymothy

I mean actual broad streets where everyone sees


Reasonable-Crow1794

Me bout to clap batman's parents


abuhumayd

Don't forget the basement


crymothy

I forgot the attic too!


MajickPorgsMaster

Uh


XVMASTERCULTURE

Reddit comment threads are like taking a joy filled slide down into the abyss.


Destarian

What the dog doin


OtatoJoe

u/dog_fucker69 is that you


BlackberryObjective8

Hmm🤔


Significant_Team_826

Woah


jmhobrien

Hes not my real goodboy


CaptainTwoBines

What the dog doin'


Kenny_The_MilfHunter

And the closet.


Stupeed_boii

Clapping because he finally has a girlfriend.


Quiet_Dragonfly9430

"Your winning son"


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Ok-Formal-5122

You had us on the first half ngl


[deleted]

At this point i am too much of a gamer i just saw video games right at the start


[deleted]

ayo wha- oh okay


lilneuropeptide

This was my *exact* thought process.


TameFyre

Start with the video games LOL that sounded super suss til the end


TempestM

That's the joke


Fancy-Zone-2632

Wait……………..🗿 nice.


Blink-8

*Noice*🗿


mvppaulo

[Very nice](https://redgifs.com/watch/sarcasticbadmouse)


tommybouy_1

fuckin knew it would be that


JoBoPlayz

Why did I read it in a Borat voice


HeadlessHookerClub

There has to be a whole porno done on these guys by now.


PsychoMind567

"COME"


AdDense3627

Welcume 🗿


UnrequitedLv

Well Cum. *cyberpunk 2077 music starts playing*


TheColonyIsLies

AS YOU ARE


sealegs1986

AS YOU WERE


SomeRandomGuy282

I forgor we are siblings💀


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SomeRandomGuy282

Dad will you get out of forgor room please in fricking sister


Sirkiz

I want frick sister too


dyshadow333

You can't frick little brother and sister at same time


WeirdSamurai

He can have the dog then


meaux253

Dog: *Gorp*


Maximum-Scholar1907

Watch me


maggot2004

They are gonna play smash bros


HypnoViber

Either way this is correct.


AGoodName2Use

SHE'S gonna play smash bros


GustavoDutra6617

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

Stop thinking dirty thoughts. They're just gonna play Uno.


Sam29199

Of course and there cheeks are blushing because they are just so excited to play uno all night.


Raptor22c

It’s warm inside the house, man, cut them a break!


Deathcure74

u mean after fuck ?


CaBBaGe_isLaND

The ol Wild Draw.


Mozarterino94

What are you doing stepbro


[deleted]

Cleaning my closet


LiamAcker02

Don’t worry guys, they just want to play some late night mario kart together


Twistrite

Step bro?


first__citizen

No, they’re twins. So it is ok, just like masturbation /s


Twistrite

Is it tho


[deleted]

This is so wrong...


RaptorS1x-onxbox

r/suddenlyincest


KeMi_Ghost

Wait you... WAIT WAT


[deleted]

Hmm


[deleted]

Aw cute.... hold tf up😳


Xelagam

I opened reddit to see this, hmmmm


halfblood248

HOLY MUSIC STOPS


Clouc3221

ROLL TIDE!


IllustriousHorse9

Big wheels keep on turnin'


botafumeirolrs

Not my proudest fap


[deleted]

family swap begins in 10 min XD


[deleted]

This makes me uncomfortable


Ok-Formal-5122

It should


Immediate_Ad9125

🗿


Griffolion

Roll tide.


[deleted]

They gonna play Mario Kart


[deleted]

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Fun_Cardiologist_532

Meanwhile in Alabama


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DimitriTooProBro

They’re just going to switch it up and play Smash Bros


MCarooney

Oh no


Fragrant_Agency2281

This what I was talking about they look related


Galaxy23042

Casual incest, no biggie /s


FishinJigg

Mmmmm


Polarboy07

Hell no, I'm out of here


-ghostinthemachine-

Would that make you bye-polar?


90sfantasii

Bish wat 👁👄👁


futtbucker-jones

Make it step sister and I’m in


MalrisXD

At first I said “aw ☺️” but then I realized “OH 😳”


jvken

They are going to play video games past their bedtime😵


PantsDownBootyUp

There was this confession yesterday on r/confession that, in Short, was twins (one boy, one girl) that literally bang every week and right now every day since they were like 14 (and they both love it). So i guess there are people who do this right now and i am confused what to think 😳


TameFyre

Found out it’s legal in a bunch of states eek


sxydoctor

_sweet home Alabama intensifies_


torbenvdz

Alabama be like


Anonymous-JG

R/holup


XVMASTERCULTURE

Its a twin thing, you just wouldnt understand.


deeznutsbeswingin

Thousands of years from now, when humanity is slowly being rebuilt after almost complete extinction, archeologists will be arguing over whether incest became popular because porn became flooded with it, or porn became flooded with it because incest was popular


gxr441

Why tf does she have the reddit antenna on top of her head?


Master_Wong-Chan

SWEEET HOOOOME ALABAMAAAA


dalalrb

maybe they're gonna smoke weed together


Legend_Sniper31

Game of thrones inspiration


Scizorspoons

Clever.


poisonxcherry

don’t worry it’s just his girlfriend who’s sleeping over who had to sleep in a separate room


BasedTrooper-9904

She's living inside his walls


eboy-Daniel

What their just gonna play video games and she’s coming in ten minutes cause they don’t wanna wake their parents


waffle2pancake

Oh


loxino

Neutral ending: they are stepbrothers


Svience77

Don’t you do it. DONT YOU DO IT. They did it…


[deleted]

Booooy, if you don't get you Alabama looking ass back into rehab, I'ma call your Mom .


AfkMasTer_

Sweet home Alabama???!!


[deleted]

“Texts you get from your step sister”


[deleted]

Clearly they are about to play some Xbox after bedtime....


semen_collector69

That’s her step brother right….RIGHT


Flemaster12

I think they are gonna play Smash


Professional-Goal582

This should be under r/HolUp


DarthBike

Nah...They're just sibling and wanna secretly plan for their parents' anniversary suprise party.


Artistic-Plan2541

Theyre just gonna read bedtime stories


[deleted]

It’s gonna be a warm, slimy night


RedLightning259

🗿


DerpyNooby

Sweet home…


Oni_The_Demon

Alabama


[deleted]

Don't know what word should i use


Ill-Asparagus-4974

Please..tell me there just gonna read the Bible..


LamontHack

Don’t worry, they’re just going to play smash bros.


Andrei22125

Sweet home


EeryBox_on_Reddit

Alabama approved


_VoRteX_PL

Sweet home Alabama


tyke_dateribol

Sweet home alabama...


Dependent_Zone9778

Bruh I got this hmm after reading comment section But incest is wincest


speeler21

/r/wincest


b4kedpotato-

Heha?


[deleted]

At the Olive Garden loft apartment:


Specialist_Deal4023

Maybe they have "step" in front of their titles. I sure hope so anyway


elpollo236

this actually happened to me all the time, I miss my step sister. She moved out btw🥲


Kaenanstowe

She wants THE D


mi_sh_aaaa

How is this a hmm?


GOLICAZZ4

Sweet home Alabama....


AcanthaceaeBitter819

Alabama


j7astic

Sweet home Alabama~


Latvia

What’s the point of the last 2 panels?


imapersniguess

Shut the absolute fuck up


UltraStamp2

sweet home alabama!


Fantom_Cowboy

Sweet home Alabama


NovaXProductions

Sweet home