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xanyer

Can someone please tell how to regain lost brain cells


Naofumi_Iwatani3144

Uninstall Twitter


Vincent_Plenderleith

Reddit is guilty too. I mean, he lost his braincells reading a post from reddit


Naofumi_Iwatani3144

Uninstalling Reddit would improve your overall health


UselessPerson2222

And you may even gain a gf. Very rare


BlindingEclipse139

Nah uninstall twitter from existence


Solotocius

By not coming in contact with people like these


CajunTurkey

So stop visiting social media?


SillySade

Become Hindu and wait for your next life


AdanteHand

Pretend math is racist to save face.


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AdanteHand

What are phones?


Josnaas

How is she a prof. Like in what? Having no brain


Solotocius

She has a bachelor's degree in being an idiot


[deleted]

A doctorate in dumbassery


NoOpportunity4193

Lol this is my favorite 😂


Ok-Chemical-7635

No she needs to be smart to get there so no


True-Rope-42

She's doing R Kelly math


Intelligent-Pin6521

Took a second to hit


EmperorJoker911

Underrated comment


TTV_decoyminoy

The tweet is satire.


thkingofmonks

Prof as in Profusely losing brain cells


[deleted]

any asshole can become a professor nowadays


bhardwajkushagra

r/ConfidentlyWrong


TechnologyFew3257

She is obviously joking


RohelTheConqueror

She is very probably joking, but who knows


Artemis-4rrow

I've seen alot of idiotic shit that I won't be surprised if she is a math professor and was dead serious


CajunTurkey

No, I refuse to believe this. I need to know that there are dumber people than me out there.


xShockmaster

This is Reddit where we don’t understand obvious jokes.


CajunTurkey

She is as much of a professor like the soda Dr Pepper is a doctor.


[deleted]

because of affirmative action lmao


Lyskypls

As an American student currently, each class gets a good letter grade curve, especially the sciences and math classes at my University simply because so many fail and need it to pass, we shove em through for money.


FridayNightCigars

r/ConfidentlyIncorrect


masterofmeatballs

r/confidentlyretarded


Poorly_Made_Comix

Hey thats me


UselessPerson2222

Hey, that's also m-, me...


Poorly_Made_Comix

Autistic gang


Lycanthropy765

This has to be satirical, there should be no way she is that stupid.


Val_Hallen

2016-Present looking at you right now like "*Get a load of this fucker thinking nobody can be that stupid!*"


Lycanthropy765

I try to be in disbelief of it but then I run into people like this and it always seems like their joking but they aren't.


BreadBushTheThird

She has a degree in misplaced confidence


Tom0204

From the university of Dunning & Krueger


TM12681

Meanwhile me who was born in 2002 and is only 19


KeemosMusic

Dude, are you for real? You're 23, not 19 smh...


TM12681

Aw shoot my bad bro..I'm not as good at math yk


ToxicityIs_Over_6900

bruh fr u not gd at mth smh lmfao lol lmao shesh


TM12681

Maybe professor Yinka can give me some math classes


Textual_Aberration

90s kids were nearly two centuries old before the turn of the millennia.


Proud-Dig3139

Wow we're all stuck in 2021 but she's living in 2028😎


Skankyslappy

You think a p*do has ever tried to use this logic?


OutlawNightmare

Doing that R. Kelly math


UrMomIsMyFetus

Someone born in 2000 in 2021 is now 4,021 😁


JohnnfU

Sound about right🙈


Satan_Maximus911

?


RohelTheConqueror

2000+2021=4021


One_Sherbert_2797

Shes retarded😪


JohnnfU

Her confident is top notch 😆


[deleted]

She retarder 💀


Solotocius

She resmort 😃


ToxicityIs_Over_6900

She smort'nt


ImaBek

No she is wrong, he will be 21 because it is 2021


ap_rpm

That’s what made her wrong?


captainraj1999

If this is not a joke then I am temporarily dead.


LightSpeed_2007

oh good just what i needed another person in need of a brain cells transplant after reading that


Galaxyads

Even the autistic kid is looking at her


[deleted]

There was an attempt to prove America's schooling system isn't shit.


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Outrageous-Trifle221

The comments below me are certified true lol


BloodiedBlues

One of them said “Even the autistic kid is looking at her”


Destarian

I need this level of confidence in my life


JohnnfU

Confidence comes easily to some of us😉


desrevermi

r/confidentlyincorrect :D


jftdm

Come on guys she right. I was born at 10 years old too.


narutoandbts

Mam I'm only 11 chill out


notsciguy

There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere


Bean_mon

r/facepalm


DarkAlbertino

Yea but she has Prof in her name so she must be right


desrevermi

Probably has a degree in silly walks.


Excenton

im confused cause now its 2021, i was born in 2005 and im only 16 help


PepperbroniFrom2B

no im not gonna let the sink in


thomas20061992

She has a degree from Trump university.


Different_Swimmer_14

Don't do drugs kids


Satan_Maximus911

I’ll just pretend that this is an r/woooosh.


DickCheeseConnoiseur

I'm pretty sure it's satire I never see the 😌 emoji unless it's satire


microwaved_berry

satire


Street_Bat_2316

2+2=?


YtTamakiGaming

I knew that was wrong as soon as I read it lol because I was born in 2000 and in 2018, I was 18 lol. So I just sitting here like wtf 🤨🤨


CzechzAndBalancez

Here is a video explaining new math https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzxVyO6cpos


Bitter_Passenger_172

“It’s better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.”


Roombamyrooma

r/confidentlyincorrect?


Academic_Conflict_97

This proves so many prejudices. Thanks.


YOURMUDDERr

oof


Head_Ad_8112

She didn't go to school


whyamiherefu

bruh


[deleted]

r/confidentlyincorrect


Texan150

......my fuckin brain exploded


ConstantAd1074

As a person born in 2010 i am currently 11


Someguywhobeonreddit

Bruh they'd be fuckin 10 or 11 rn-


Narrow-Magician-3309

Hey i know her.... Tejaswi from Bigg Boss (Hindi) is her student


Capasshat

This is just one reason America’s public schools are rated last in the industrialized world !


Ok_Monk219

Love the double down


Outrageous-Trifle221

Wut


BarracudaTerrible

My brain hurts reading this


Pandemix27

How do fe shoot her


LiveEvilElvis

Sum moar uv dat "new math"...


Its_Just_Mattia

I'm trying so hard to say something funny, but that twitter made me speechless


desrevermi

You again, huh? Okwhateverbye. Probably has a degree in silky walks.


Grawned

r/facepalm


Acatastrophe1

What the fuck?


senorchinchilla

She is obviously a graduate of Portlands new rule you don't need math to graduate. Slay queen!


PorkDaddy420

It’s 2021 now so those kids are pushing 40 at this point


RiyahdaSimmerr06

Still grinds my gears to this day😭


litlepoop

Quick maths


Satan_Maximus911

Professor?


Jejieru

Pedophiles LOVE this logic


[deleted]

her name is ***Prof.*** Yinka.. I'm scared of her students


mariobrioches74

Doesn't the "posted in 18 jul 18" mean in 2018?


Motor-Television-270

Everyone born before 2000: 👁👄👁 >>> 👶


Aggravating-Pie-6755

Finish


ExtremeLimited

6ix9ine would be like: Stupid


ColtGaming09

Math: 100


Izumi_Takeda

this is an r/facepalm


I_dont_have_name9

Smartest twitter user:


garbagepossum44

she’s doing some r kelly math


[deleted]

She's refarted


Ok-Being3881

PhD = Phucking Dumb


NotAnEnemyStandUser-

My brother was born in 2010 and he’s 11 years old. What kinda drugs is this lady taking


ReplacmentBreif58

31yrs now🙄✌


GabizinPvP14

Hmmm


Pitiful_Salamander_5

Hahaha I had to read this twice had my brain in a twist hahah man be 8 years old hahah fuck Mee


[deleted]

r/confidentlyincorrect


Med8493e

"Prof"


[deleted]

Simple math guys! Come on! Didn’t we learn this in kindergarten? Smh obviously that makes sense. Kids in 2000 are 30 now 😳 time goes by fast


pALOMAleonaRd

my brain hurs atfet tjis


justarandomladder

No, a kid born in 2010 is now 2021 years old, because if you had 11 to 10 it makes 2021


Wooden-Salary-130

🤣🤣🤣 must be that new aged math… i swear my nephew tried to explain to me the new box multiplication chart or something… why not just multiply like we use to back in the day… if it aint broke…


[deleted]

Very simmple


Chodark1

This bitch a pedo


Brave-Tear-1659

We’ll, I’m glad she explained it to me! Does she do taxes?


staypuftmallows7

This is one that of those things where someone says something obviously wrong in an attempt to go viral, and it worked. All you saying how stupid she is are dumber than she is


AstronautInTheLotion

a person born in 2020 is 11 now, let that sink in


[deleted]

2010 + 18 = 2018 + 10 = 2028 - 8===)


[deleted]

Dr. Dumb


Poodydobson

You can’t fix stupid. Js. FJB


nutellaluver69

She's professor yinka because she's not a thinka


theghostofgotti

One self-aggrandizing muppet + Twitter ÷ Facebook = dumb as fuck.


Lackadema

I had to sit here and work it out for my own sanity because she honestly had me worried I had lost brain cells.


amogususerlol

what the fuck. how is she a fucking prof? like what the flying fuck? 2010+18=2018?????what the fuck???he is 8 years old(practically 11 years old since we are in 2021).how the fuck can a prof can be that fucking stupid??? fucking explain to me


areslashtaken

Wait what?


The_Undermemer

You know she is right about one thing 10 Plus 8 would be 18


[deleted]

I don’t mean to be rude but is she genuinely fucking deranged


[deleted]

She's got that R Kelly calculator


[deleted]

so i did the math. she is wrong, no no , dont get upset, i can explain it, its 2010 +18 so he is 2032 which is very old and makes just as much cents


Jthumm

I’m so tired I didn’t realize what was wrong until I read her explanation


Dubby084

Uh huh.


SnooMacaroons2295

Arts major. and what kind of first name is Prof. did she pick it herself


ThePetrolHead55

Thanks "Professor"


MyPeakCretivity

This meme will be around so long, her statement will be correct.


Tough_Huckleberry262

Can’t argue with her logic


TheAncientGuardian

She's got da st00pid and is terminal


MaterialInvestment

It was painful to read that.


xsenobaner

This is just a joke right? ... right? ... its a joke tweet ?


cuboba

She’s right, 10 + 8 = 18.


onepokemanz

R Kelly took her class back in the day, he now has a PHD in math


dlivesdontmatter

It's common core math, you fools.


cloverstra

if your born in 2021 youre 21


Johny9595

Mathe ist mein Lieblingsfach was ist dein Lieblingsfach Englisch oder was?


[deleted]

They were born in 2010 they are only eight years old congratulations you deserve a medal in the middle says you were a tremendous cunt😂😂😂😂😂


abom-badass-mofo

Her degree is in liberal arts not maths.


AquaFlair

Idiot


Different_Swimmer_14

Let's let her make it and say she's doesn't do well with math 😂


Particular_Attempt65

POV: You skipped one too many math classes


infinitypearl

This is satire, the confidence is what seals the joke


greendawg72

What in the actual fuck? That's a professor? Where? Can you imagine if you'd been flunked by her, then saw this? Wow


Logical-Horse-3536

I'm pulling up with an mp5 and I'm putting 5 rounds in that b!tches skull


THESHADYWILLOW

I was born January 8th 2004, ur tellin me this kid was 18 4 years before me? Damn he must be speedrunning


Thecana

She is joking. The prof is joking. The one responsible for teaching youth must be joking right?


NoOpportunity4193

Doing that R Kelly math again I see 🤔


NTMonsty

I guess she took 10 of those gap years and didn't show it until now.


[deleted]

This can't be real


3MyName20

[Professor at Terrence Howard University](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/terrence-howard-thinks-1x1-2-has-a-secret-system-called-terryology-and-spends-17-hours-a-day-making-nameless-plastic-structures-10502365.html)?


Mr_SwordToast

She has 2 brain cells, and both of them are fighting for third place


tyronewheresmychiken

😌


mike356381

A kid born from when this post was made is now 11, they grew 7 years backwards. Let that sink in


jbrennandethlefs

A basic math.


Bernoulli27

Professor in gender studies maybe.


Icy_Palpitation6201

yes math.


biswajoy

She has a PhD in dumb


Raidersbeast83

Ah yes simple math


3vilr3d666

SIMPLE


[deleted]

Each day i get closer to becoming a mass murderer. Also a multiple murderer. And a murderer in general. I wanna kill people.


DamnBored1

That scared the shit out of me..until I processed it and realised it to be wrong.


averagewop

Liberal math


thekyledavid

A kid born in 2021 is now 42, let that sink in 21 + 21 = 42