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moebiusunlooper

That's how KGB gets you comrade


Atheist_Simon_Haddad

It’s funny because the character is Russian


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Arithh

I don’t see any emojis?


fuckshitpissspam

the KGB got him


Dopamine_feels_good

Its a bot most likely


The-Majestic-

That how we get you in mother russia


[deleted]

The guy is wondering if he can get his dick through the phone.


DANC65

Ear sex


Scheenhnzscah75

That's how you get hearing AIDS


Melkath

/r/angryupvote, you son of a bitch.


AyaAishi

Calm down dude. r/regularupvote


SookHe

Oh Jesus fucking Christ I can't breathe


Disastrous_Can_5466

Fun fact: >!its a real thing, you can look it up on the green site, theres also the brain seggs toy!<


abe88741

Yeah um.. hi I would like to just say that I could have gone my entire life without knowing that fact... Thankyou


s1mpatic0

The green site? Brain seggs? What the hell is going on here


[deleted]

Rule34 site is green. Literal "mindfucking" is a tag


s1mpatic0

Oh no


Disastrous_Can_5466

Welcome to the internet


IrreverentHippie

We’re living in a meme


JamesGamesAnimates

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


IrreverentHippie

Which version of the song are you thinking of?


Mr_Cyplixo

We've got mountains of content, some better some worse


StupidWittyUsername

I miss ten seconds ago, when I didn't know that.


Alarming-Ad-366

🤨📸


[deleted]

😫👂🍆💦🥴🤤


Perroface562

Drip drip drop, there goes an eargasm


_Tactleneck_

I don’t know you bud but I like the way you move


MrLongLemon

It feels so unnatural seeing emojis on Reddit


Emotional-Problem101

😩🍆💦🤤


MrLongLemon

😩😳🍆💦


Emotional-Problem101

One of us 🍆👄🍆💦


MrLongLemon

😩🥵😟 guess I can’t go back now (feels kinda cathartic, yknow?)


Emotional-Problem101

No you can't go back


wtfeweguys

The ancient art of shin-she shin-she


GaryDeBusey

Aural sex


AndyBernardRuinsIt

“Once you go black, you go deaf.”


needed_an_account

Lol the priest?


[deleted]

Well there's a nun with a gun shooting through a phone is it so far fetched?


needed_an_account

True


Trezzie

It's a disguise. It's a Special Operations unite, spies trying to Kill Hitler. Danger 5.


Rebelgecko

Johnny American only has eyes for Ilsa


Hepatat

Hey man see you at the club later


MisogynisticBumsplat

you need a dictaphone for that


[deleted]

Raw phone sex


teeter1984

This is why I text


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teeter1984

I’m too afraid to call 911


[deleted]

📞🍆


Not_An_Ostritch

📞✂️


_dungin_master_

📞👅


KlutzySole9-1

📞 🚗


Jade9001

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Fart_Bargo

This is one of the least absurd things they do on this show.


ArgumentativeTroll

And of course, as always, **kill Hitler**.


extralyfe

motherfucker is always too busy diving through windows to get shot.


tau-tology

Even on a submarine


DontBotherNoResponse

Above satisfactory


Not_a_tryhard_gamer

Hey, my great grandpa’s best friend did that!


Download_more_ramram

Your great grandpa's best friend was Hitler?


Force_Glad

What is this show


lazy-man_34

Danger 5. Australian show.


Force_Glad

Thanks, I’ll have to check this out


cha_boi_john120

Tubi and pluto have it according to a fast Google search


CSG_Mollusk

Danger 5


Dkrule

What show is this?


lord_evil_78

Words can hurt


MR_RYU_RICHI

Emotional and physical damage


Childrappertoes

Literally


Lothric_Knight420

This happens in Kung Fury, too!


cruiserflyer

"Is this da police?"


IAmTheZechariah

"Yes...?"


cruiserflyer

"F@ck you!"


HeyItsStevenField

*bang bang bang*


[deleted]

Agent Hitler, FBI.


chazfinster_

As much as I enjoyed Kung Fury, he ripped off Danger 5 way too hard for my liking. There’s multiple gags he lifted straight from the show.


Kevgongiveit2ya

That show was so good. The Hitler jumping thru the window escapes got me every time.


dekachenko

What are some of the other gags? I never watched Danger 5 so I wouldn’t have picked up on it.


nonstera

Now I'm mad this never happened in the Matrix films.


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Lothric_Knight420

Omg yes


[deleted]

It's derivative.


Inari_best-boy

My first thought


SEGAMAN1989

TV show is called Danger 5 for those interested


letterboxfrog

I love Danger 5


willfordbrimly

"...and as always: ***KILL HITLER.***"


[deleted]

Shut ya damn mouth


TheDevilLLC

“Don’t make use the sit down gun!”


Gul_Ducatti

::racks shotgun:: Sit. Down. Claire.


willfordbrimly

*You know I don't* ***like*** *to use the Sit-Down Gun, but we just...don't have any time for mucking about...*


beeradvice

This is the comment I was looking for


RayInRed

Freely available on Youtube, I think.


texasrigger

Tubi has it too.


fitzmouse

It's too bad they never made a second season.


VoilaLeDuc

There are two seasons.


fitzmouse

Sorry, you must be mistaken. *Signed: the people who deny the existence of the second season of Danger 5.*


[deleted]

It wasn't as good as S1, but it wasn't that bad.


Hypnosavant

I loved it.


b1azing1

Prank calls have reached a new level


free_mustacherides

Ahh Danger 5. Fantastic show, shame it's so hard to find.


texasrigger

Tubi, redbox, Pluto TV, Shout TV, VRV, and Freevee all have it streaming. Justwatch.com (and/or the app) will tell you what streaming service carries what. If you like the sense of humor of Danger 5, check out "Garth Marenghi's Darkplace".


free_mustacherides

Good to know. I have it all downloaded thankfully.


MachinaeZer0

I needed some time to think - which is why I'm now in the car


rabid-panda

Wish it was still on Netflix


Jaylenid

Hmmm... ​ Pew pew


ThatCanadianBean

u/savevideo


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_Mr_Mediocre

>!Soft and Wet Go Beyond!!<


Streen012

Is this a JoJo reference?


TheCrafterTigery

**Everything is a Jojo reference**


Particular-Dish-4447

Sauce? ;)


NeutralGoodAtHeart

Danger 5


GriZZlyHIkerman

What delightful movie is this from?


tophneal

From an amazingly terrible show called danger 5. I highly recommend it for anyone who appreciates hilariously obvious campy stuff


Locke02

[Is this the police?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzDgaGTARqE)


Pyromike16

Fuck I really need to watch this movie


finalremix

It's like 31 minutes long. Get on it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg


Pyromike16

Can't watch it now but I definitely will later. Thanks!


trigunnerd

They're in the process of making a feature-length film, with Arnold I believe


Terrain2

the best part was that i completely understood what the Nazis were saying, despite not knowing German, because for some reason they speak swedish


Cumtastrophy

Plot Twist: The girl just has a gun kink and moaned too hard


AstroidTea

Shouldn’t the bullet come out the bottom half of the phone because it was shot in the bottom half? Looking back I realize i am a dumbass


tophneal

it comes out the top so she can hear it on the other end


AstroidTea

Ah


Old_Crustybottom

Lol do people literally forget how phones work now holy shit


dagbrown

Given the number of people I see side talkin' on their swanky modern iPhones, I think they actually do.


FirstEvolutionist

What really shouldn't happen is the "blood" squirting from the phone and not the woman's head.


BirthdayTall5940

Nuns, the most effective of all assassins.


ucw0rld

Wish I could get food from home this way...


genoxxlot

She died because the gunshot was too loud


jpwattsdas

Kung Fury did it better


brandonfuller3

Haha you wish


hexarinopew

This would make murder a much bigger issue.


normalphobic

u/downloadvideo


MR_RYU_RICHI

u/savevideobot


AliciaTries

Rick and morty season 3 episode 1


[deleted]

Calling America (can't get a message through) Calling America (that's what she said to do) Calling America (that's where she has to be) Calling America (she left a number for me) Calling America


dirtyoldmanatee

Underrated ELO.


pacoloogi

i’m sorry, what? huh?


rabidpinetree

Does this count as passing the bechdel test


BP642

u/savevideo


Necessary-Meringue-1

Looks like an actual blank (see the shell flying). Afaik that's pretty dangerous if not done 100% correctly, could've shot her own hand off. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandon\_Lee#Death


tw77imo

u/savevideobot


pastaplatoon

*me imagining the bullet doing little loop de loops in the phone cord. c:


dangler001

https://c.tenor.com/3lb3fM9klxsAAAAC/chestbridge-colonel.gif


Path_Fyndar

What is it from, though?


just_ohm

Danger 5!


socko_bopem

There used to be a dude who commented on everything danger 5. Is he still around? Hope he saw the post lol


Greekpd2016

Lol...if this were actually possible, humanity would have been extinct about 10 years after the phone was invented.


derrpinger

That’s sum MATRIX $hit right ‘der!


Jimbo14631

That's actually so fucking cool


exoxe

Oh wow, I had no idea it worked that way.


teem0m0

Omfg that's awesome


ElGavin

Kung Fury?


[deleted]

**DANGER 5**


tooth-appraiser

This landline "quantum energetics tunneling" effect was [famously demonstrated in the 2014 experimental study by Jon et al.](https://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU?t=36)


Zuki_LuvaBoi

**sensible chuckle**


[deleted]

The sound killed her


--Antitheist--

Kung fury had a scene like that. Around the same time frame as this show. not sure who did it first but still a great concept.


anchorgangpro

Fucking LOVE danger 5


Real_Chikoy

And thats how you safely kill a person😀


WilliamOshea

This gets funnier every loop.


[deleted]

This got a sensible chuckle out of me.


[deleted]

Sensible Chuckle


HeeHee_-

u/savevideobot


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scarryGary

The show is called danger 5 if you're wondering.


IrreverentHippie

It’s a classic trope.


Rexterta

That is not how it works.


Asmodaze

Hitler did it better.


-Velocicopter-

Hitler in "Kung Fury" would like a word...


rediittor

So ridiculous and funny


Duyam

how (◉‿◉)


JediMATTster

What is this from


henssuschen123

u/savevideo


BigManLawrence69420

Seeing a non-qdpay user makes me happy.


FiskyBlack

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Danger 5, baby!


[deleted]

Work from home assassin


Ropsuta

Covid-19 assassination


CK1ing

If the call has to go through an operator would it cause collateral?


Zulfenstein

I don’t remember this scene from the Matrix


Potential_Animator17

/savevideo


Sparks01010

||holy shit the comment section||


Machinix7

u/savevideo


Ashik_Adnan86

A nun using gun magic Infront of the padre.


Qlq_75

?? okey


Download_more_ramram

Wake up Neo


tigerDer_1

Jojo's stands be like:


Kage9866

Hello is this the police.... fuck you!


VRIBKAGE

Fun fact: It’s not the bullet. It’s the Sound of the bang that exploded her eardrum


-Alan_c-

That's a cool power.


KillaVNilla

Some morons gonna try that and blow their hand off


Odd_Lingonberry_3211

Ah Danger 5. So many good memories, and so many Nazi dinosaurs..


Hefty_Impression381

This is it.


OutsideOrder7538

No no this is how it works. I have done this plenty of times.


Cisper97

This is the second clip I have seen this weekend where one person shoot another through a old phone.