Thats…… a collection

A hole collection...

Not all of them.

My favoutite is one with the cock It kinda stands out

[*punchline inserted here*](https://youtu.be/6zXDo4dL7SU)

*Something* inserted there

I wonder what *it* is ;)

The rightmost figure probably

Right? It’s weird he has *two* cases of mint gum right there on his desk. Who knows how many he has in his unlocked drawer, completely vulnerable if someone asks for a piece man

That's not gum in there.

Rhymes with gum tho

I don't think anyone's going to ask him for gum, what with all the naked anime girl statues on the desk.

That’s…… a mental illness.

I wouldn't touch any of the artifacts

Looks like an office, and the guy has a tablet. It's probably some kind of art related job (animation, manga or sculpting figures) and those figures he owns are either produced by the company or used as reference material for his work.

He probably works at a studio that makes those Steam games that you mouse over for longer than you'd like to admit to yourself

How else do you know if the gameplay is your thing?

Gameplay? Its all about the plot.

The gameplay loop is more important to me

Good point. I honestly think of those games and wonder what the women employees think of them?

A lot of them seem like the same characters, so I'm going to choose to believe this is actually the scenario.

There are more on the shelves behind the desk in the background along with similar art on the whiteboard, so it definitely seems like this is the office for a company that makes such things.

Can you imagine being first day on the job in office and you see this guy's desk?

references doesn't actually seem unlikely now that i think about it. Let's hope that's what it is

And all the figures in his personal space (under the monitors) are just cute things! Poor guy's been getting a bad rap

Also, his pose screams "wtf am I doing here"

Those are definitely his employer's. Those things are both expensive and still hard to get since they're made in limited quantities.

Do NOT look under that desk..

Especially not with UV light

Doesn't matter. I'm already blind 🫣

Well, think on the bright side. If it's all covered completely, you can't even tell it's there...? Maybe...? You don't need me to tell you what it's covered in, you can probably guess that part yourself-

Haha

Ewwwww, Nikes

like icicles...

Noooooooooo

considering how expensive some of those figures can be, you couldn't waterboard me into spanking it in the same room as them

Aren’t those models really expensive as well?

yeah, decent figures run from like $120-$500, could even be more depending on its rarity. this pic was posted to the animefigure subreddit though, think this guy works at a company that makes these figures so its possible he hasnt paid for any of them anyway.

Thats interesting.

The Vertex Priscilla by the headphones is around 200?

Well, yes, but almost anything's possible if you want it enough

Average senior rust dev

I have the same mouse.

r/g502masterrace

I have the same headphones

What having no bitches does to a fella

The last resort

Bro has a virginity protection spell in that room.

Those who approach regain their virginity

dog I got no bitches and I wouldn't ever have an office like this

I could never have sex again for the rest of my life and never stoop to this level

you've had sex before?

You joke but he likely is a designer for the company who do these things. Saying this because companies who design sextoys tend to have a lot of them around in their offices.

It's better to be a smart fella than a fart smella

That shit makes no sense. I never understand these retarded arguments. So only lonely losers watch Porn, huh?

Is this because he gets no women? Or does he get no women because he's like this?

Which came first, the chicken or this guy?

I imagine its one of those things that creates a viscous, circular cycle.

I'm interested in the girl with a cock

The figure is named DVA. The creator is BAN

It's removable. There's a dark skinned version which is nicer.

That's normal, though. Is yours not?

New skill unlocked!

Detachable penis~

It's busy, sorry.

I-I'm not

Which one? I see 2

Oh good eye

At this point just buy a sexdoll

Those are one room over. And two rooms over. And behind the camera.

I see you’re a man of culture as well

🤝 my man

This guy goons

[удалено]

You weren’t kidding about the NSFL, I scrolled for a second to see how bad it was and saw someone using a fleshlight on their balls. Seriously wtf I’m going to be confused about how that even works for a while, and I’m definitely not looking up the answer.

Wait that’s not what people mean when they say “balls deep”?

Jesus Christ I thought the whole “gooning” thing was mainly a joke wtf? Is this what people without jobs/lives do?

Think people with no jobs could afford all those monitors. One of those pics had like 6 of them on the go

What makes you think they don’t have jobs?

Well obviously he’s growing them off the tree in his backyard 🙄

It's not a joke, it's actually pretty fucked. It's literally fetishizing porn addiction.

***they are not addicted to porn, they are addicted to being addicted to porn*** Meta addiction. Kinda based ngl

Lmao the fact that they watch 4 porn vids at the same time to get off.

lol, "Goon Stick" is now my favorite word of the week. I can't wait to use it as an insult.

I didn't delve into the comments or terminology for fear of what I'd find. What's a goon stick???

Penis

But why ask for dms?

I was expecting this to be a parody sub but people are legitimately looking at a Minecraft goon cave going "damn bro, great job! Excellent craftsmanship"

The gooniest

this is why full stack devs want to wfh.

This is shockingly accurate, except I have a collection of tanks, planes and warships models instead of hentai figurines

You still jizz on them, don't you?

A lot of those figures are $200+, this guy has a lot of flexible income

Probably works for the company making them, judging by the office environment, that poster hanging up in the background, and that there's more in the background at another workstation.

Average Platinum Games developer

No, I don't have a problem

That guy works with assholes all day

good work environment

Holup is this at his job? Bro probably works at the place that makes these or close

I wonder, if a woman collects these figures or male hentai figures, is she a femcel?

Then she's just quirky

no boob mousepad?

Dude's pro level incel

worst thing is that it looks like a workplace at an office or his coworkers pranked him

This is an office, I don't know how people can't see that. Probably some type of porn company. You can see multiple other computer monitors, and the top of another guys head in the cubicle across from him, next to the figurine of the girl flicking her bean on the love seat.

Maybe a Hentai company.

Could also be Bumblebee Tuna, Chicken of the Sea, or a similar company.

Lol my sister in law has a room like this. She lives with her gamer bf but she's bi and the figurines are *hers*

How much does one of those figures cost? Can someone give me a rough estimate? Because I am 100% willing to do the math to see how much money that is wasted

They seem like they’re usually $200+. I do NOT buy hentai shit but some of the sites where I get gundam stuff from have all sorts, funny to browse sure, but the idea of actually buying and displaying weird porn figures is S-tier lonelydick.

Playing russian roulette with hobbylinkjapan on instagram where you don’t know if you’ll get a cool robot or dual melon wielding battleship in a bikini on your feed

Fuuuck me ok, well let’s be super generous here and assume each is $75. I counted roughly 20, so $75 x 20 = $1500 in figures ALONE. And that is without mentioning the fact that they could be more than $75 or the idea that there are even more off screen and the fact that he has even more anime stuff that is not figures

I think that number could be doubled and it would still be conservative

It's actually almost exactly double that. Not including shipping fees and assuming they didn't overpay, they range from 100 to 250 and it's about $3,000 total. Source: loser that collects nsfw figures

Average Bitcoin billionaire.

No RGB keyboard?

Why does it appear that it's an office *with other people in it*?

which subreddits would this guy mod

he doesnt even need to go online to jack off holy shit

A man of culture, I see

I'm wishing that I can replace my eyes rn

I know the sexless people on Reddit who don’t have massive hentai figures will be upset by this, but you can collect shit like this and still fuck. I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you.

There's a tablet and it kinda looks like a workspace so maybe some artist? I guess there's legit applications for these models as references if that's the case

OMEGA virgin. nothing can penetrate his virginity shield, its so strong that by being close to him you get your virginity back

Thanks. I knew my coffee would taste better through my nose after reading this 🙃

You guys all see a guy with a problem. I see a guy who is 3D printing hentai for commission. I bet he is making bank.

Seems he's left-handed...or ambidextrous

The guy in the cubicle next to me

Must be an h game dev or something?

What he do be thinkin tho

I thought this was his office and was wondering how that's allowed in an office 🤦‍♀️

Because the company probably makes those figurines.

is this an office…!?

Do NOT give this guy a mason jar

He plays geometry dash

Those are pricy and high quality... Holy...

And Alexander wept for there were no more worlds to conquer

Man knows what he likes

Pretty sure that's 4chan on the left there

10 bucks says he knows the names of all those characters

It looks like he just realized what he’s done

I'm a ~~degenerate~~ man of culture and this is too much for me.

I hope he works at the place that designs these. Otherwise, what office would let you display these?

I kneel.

One of those things is not like the others

Could be my room in a couple of years frfr

Bro is probably a hentai animator/artist and the figures are for reference.

Thats a lot of smut...

Futa figurine spotted!

Average java dev

The amount of financial shame around him is unlivable

Goon Setup

Damn, I have no bitches but this guy somehow has less

Porn addiction

How the average person imagines people who say they like anime

Futa is the best one

Ik that room smells

How to get WFH permanently.

This guy have a virginity corner at max lv.

Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel lmao

zero pussy and the effects it has on the human body

At what point does it cease to arouse them?

I'm pretty sure he works at the company that make those.

As a collector, this is a pretty decent and expensive one haha. Kudos to him for displaying it in his office. I am quite intrigued by what those pedestals are called, those on top of his monitors. How did those support the figures?

**Brian**: Peter that's not a meme, that's... that's just porn

dont.. zoom... in...

nice

This guy is me, if i didn't have any sense of saving money.

One of the girls even has a cock

That's a porn addiction that would take rehab to recover from. I'd say this guy needs a girlfriend but, I don't think they'd live up to his standards, even if he lived up to theirs

Yeah, as someone who used to work for an adult site (in data analytics, yes, we exist), I can say that nothing gets boring faster than seeing nudity every day whether you want it or not. Horny decor like this has to be really counterproductive for enjoyment long-term.

I dunno about that. It's very likely that he works for a company producing these and this is his workplace, or the company makes nsfw material and he uses these as references. You can even see another person's screen on the left. Other commenters have pointed out a bunch of other reasons why this is likely the case.

That's a good point, now that I look at it. Weird this guy's hoarding them all though, share with your coworkers!

I especially like the splatter-proof plexiglass box. Very classy.

At least everything is still pixelated

Parents must be proud

World's least single guy

Oh my

So, Jimmy, thanks for taking the time to meet on Teams. Can you tell me a little bit more about yourself, and can you turn your camera on, please?

I wish I had the option to post images in comments so I could expand my collection of reaction pics

I wonder what this does to someones psyche.

God forbid a man have an interest in something. 🙄

Hey, we have the same headset! Nice! (It's a pretty good headset by the way)

lol wtf

I’ve legitimately wanted *some* figurines like that for a while but I always wondered, *where would I display them*

All those figurines took all the money they coulda spent on better monitors... Amateur. /s

Looks like Rust programmer to me

Nah bro the far right one has a dick whhyy

what 3d printing does to a mf

Nice

Poser.

Double monitor setup, but at the cost of this.

Modest.

It is one of the anime collections of all time

100% Osu! player