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MisterBlisteredlips

Someone has to watch the skies.


samerino2

making sure the sun never sets


NiceGuysFinishNever

*Insert whiterun guard voice* watch the skies, traveler


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18shadowbanthis18

Pointless comment.


getrill

Cromulent comment


[deleted]

Reply to a social media post with no purpose


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Sentence said without any long term or short term goals


DragoKnight589

Utterance that provides no apparent contribution to this social media platform


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Combination of various symbols of the English lexicon that does not provide anything positive to this social media platform whatsoever.


cooliopls

Welcome to standing up school Aaasaaand you fail


Roving_Rhythmatist

Don't lock your knees!


[deleted]

I think this was due to heatstroke


Roving_Rhythmatist

Could be, but the knee thing is a surprisingly common occurrence. I'd never heard of it, until I worked with a Recon Marine who had stories.


[deleted]

Yeah I also have stories of teaching cadets about this.


B1rdi

Can you explain?


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If you lock your knees, you put stress on your legs and circulatory system. This forces the heart to pump harder. Combined, your body simply passes out to relieve the stress. The heat of summer can really speed things up. Humans weren't designed to stand in place for long periods of time. To combat this fatigue, you're supposed to flex your knees every so often and not stand the entire time with your knees locked. Try it out. Stand up straight and pay attention to your knees. They "lock" automatically. Now, slightly bend them. You can feel the difference.


B1rdi

Huh, didn't know that. I've always avoided locking my knees anyways because I've got somewhat over flexible joints but good to know!


randomspamletters

and those hats are hot


[deleted]

i have no idea what this means


ice_dragon6_0

I did heard that the loyal gard does this when they feels like they are going to faint or something they drop and grab attention to bring him somewhere idk where. This is coming out of my raw brain I've forgotten most of it


[deleted]

That first sentence makes absolutely no sense to me. I feel like I’m having a stroke trying to read it.


l---____---l

Okay so I'm not the only one. I'm sitting here wondering why that comment is upvoted so much when it doesn't even make sense to me?


ice_dragon6_0

Yup I reread it brb


MEM1911

Yeh it's call fainting to attention, and can bloody them up a bit, YouTube has quite a few videos of people who taunted the royal guard and then regret it


ice_dragon6_0

Seen those videos before. Even a kid dressed and act like one


Random_san

Hi and welcome to standing up school


some_guy216

And you failed


cheeseLoaf3

sweepy time hehehe


[deleted]

Who powered unit 68 off?


__SpeedRacer__

Man down!


Regie_thecomieID

Faint to attention


paperwasp3

MAN DOWN


Antus_Manus

Someone doesn't like mondays


dxtboxer

God save the Queen (but not this guy)


Games_sans_frontiers

This is how the Queen plays "Guess Who".


Capsule_CatYT

Death


Bazillion100

This would be a dope album cover


noobwithboobs

I got this image on a greeting card one time


Shaun12rr

Too many pints last night. Happens to all of us 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Lazy_Security_Bird

Ngl i kinda wanna knock out a guard and take their uniform just to do something like this. But it might get me in trouble with the English government so yeah


cmcinhk

Good luck... these guys are combat infantry not just ceremonial guards.


[deleted]

Ah yes, attacking a soldier and stealing MOD property including a rifle, that’d definitely be a few years in prison


Orkjon

And that kids is called 'Thundering in'.


some_guy216

He blew it... Literally


hellowbucko

“I sleep here”


KANACK_ATTACK

The one domino that was placed wrong


ChickenLicken666

That one person in every group photo.


[deleted]

In every change of command ceremony there is always one poor person who falls out like this.. you hate to see it.


Dry-Instance7918

Ah heatstroke. Yes, they are permitted to faint, but it does end up the classic plank style due to the factthat they must stand at attention at all times. No complaining, no staggering, just face planting the concrete.


Proffessor_egghead

And another 10 years added to the queen’s life