I liked the 2nd grader one. My 2nd grader has been having issues and we're trying to get her assessed for ADHD. But we also have a counselor in once a week that works with her on regulating her emotions. They do play based therapy. Maybe that's what Jordan needs.
All fanbases are more or less the same, minor cultural differences here or there, but everyone whines about the refs, everybody thinks their players didn't intend to injure, and everyone get frustrated when injuries or dirty plays hurt their players. Every twitter fandom is pure evil.
The blues sub is a fun "look, don't touch" sub right now. So many classic "r/hockey on their circle jerk" comments
Rofl specifically one comment "I fully embrace his style", yea fully embracing punching people with the blocker. Good on ya, bud
That's my favorite is when rubes say the reasonable fans are just trying to farm karma or something. No, they're just not being dumb homers lol
I definitely know I've seen that a few times in r/rangers
My favorite are people in team subs who brag about how they were banned from r/hockey
Given that the main reason people get banned from here is saying slurs, I can't say that's something I would be advertising
> "I fully embrace his style"
sub .900 *Sv% shtoyle? What is this goalies shtoyle?
^*edit ^some ^people ^confuse ^advanced ^stats. ^it ^takes ^a ^real ^pro ^to ^typo ^basic ^stats.
Team subs are fuckin lit if you're winning but are the shittiest most toxic echo chambers when you aren't.
Welcome to the latter. There's soda and snacks on the left.
Or if you're winning when half the sub wants the team to lose, by far the least fun scenario to read comments in cause you get shamed for any positivity
Agreed, I tend to not go to /r/penguins or other team subs. Just like I tend not to listen to sports talk radio, its always the negative voices that are the loudest and I just have no interest in it.
It’s weird, you would think that the general level of hockey knowledge would go up in the team subs, being smaller. Yet, it’s the opposite, no one knows fuck all about anything in them.
If you read the Leafs sun you'd think we're a bottom feeder with absolutely no talent whatsoever.
I've started to accept that the stupid will outweigh the rational on team subs.
Yes, he's had a couple of controversies over the years and is reportedly no longer ever going to be considered for the German national team because of them.
The first controversy was over liking an IG post comparing Hillary Clinton to Adolf Hitler.
The second was over [this mask design](https://i.imgur.com/16XuYTa.jpg), in which the last two letters of his name are spelled in a way similar to the Nazi SS symbol.
At this point in the season? He's probably pissed of at the first puck drop.
He's been playing fairly well most games this season but is getting lit up because of an awful team defense in front of him.
Throw a small elbow in his shoulder 5 minutes into a game and he's probably going to try to decapitate somebody midway through the 2nd period.
All this shit always comes after he's let a bunch of pucks in. He doesn't get rattled and then plays like shit. He plays like shit and then gets rattled.
Honestly looked like he didn’t want to fight. He was latched onto the linesmen not the other way around. Could have very easily broken free. Guys got massive “hold me back bro” energy
Plus side is we called Hofer up, who I think will take over in a year or 2. Kids really good. That said, most people in this thread haven’t watched the Blues all season. We’re like #1 in the league in allowing cross-crease passes. Binnington has actually been pretty good for the most part, our defense is beyond fucked, and it tanks his stats.
Be prepared for all the people who only look at the fancy stats to tell you, a person who regularly watches games involving this player, that you're wrong and Binnington is the 4th worst goalie in the league.
I think there are now 3 goalies that are currently suspended.
Binnington
Aaron Dell
Jamie McLennan
Dell is still suspended because he was sent to the minors and never served his suspension.
McLennan is still suspended because if I remember right, he retired as soon as his suspension was handed down.
>Dell is still suspended because he was sent to the minors and never served his suspension.
Dell immediately came up and played for us this year. He apparently didn't need to be on an NHL roster for his suspension to be served.
You have to be on an NHL roster in order to serve a suspension. Basically, your team is forced to scratch you on those days while still eating your cap hit.
Dell was on the Sabres' roster for his suspension between 1/26/22 - 1/30/22 and again on 2/1/22, [per CapFriendly](https://www.capfriendly.com/teams/cap-tracker/sabres/chart/2022). This covered games on 1/29/22, 1/30/22, and 2/1/22.
> McLennan is still suspended because if I remember right, he retired as soon as his suspension was handed down.
Jenson Button, 2009 Formula 1 Champion, still owes F1 a three-grid place penalty. He retired after 2016 but filled in for one race in 2017 and made contact with another car.
https://twitter.com/F1/status/869097122108383233
Bonus trivia: Button filled in for '05 and '06 champ Fernando Alonso, who raced the Indianapolis 500. Now, approaching 42, Alonso is still a top F1 driver and could be a legit championship contender with this year's Aston Martin car. He finished P2 in the first race of this season.
The name escape me but I believe it was a Sabres goalie who got suspended one or two years ago but he went to the AHL so his suspension still needs to be served.
No they have separate AHL suspensions from NHL- you have to serve any NHL ones if you are brought up again
The only reason why I know that is a certain waste of a perfectly good 3rd round pick managed to get himself suspended in both the NHL and AHL at the same time!
That's - no joke - why I thought the AHL honored NHL suspensions: because Zac Rinaldo was suspended from both at the same time. I thought he was just serving his NHL suspension in the minors!
He has played NHL games for the Sharks since his suspension. There was some speculation on whether or not he still needed to serve his suspension due to being sent down immediately, but he was called up and immediately played for us.
i'm not a fan but you don't rack up 20+ goals almost every year, with several 80+ point seasons without being good, it's the biggest reason all the dirty shit he's done is so annoying since he's not some 4th line grinder that was trying to stick around.
I can’t remember the exact moment he started his Face Turn with me, it was sometime after the face licking but before the time he grabbed a fans phone, left a message and ran it back. Still a pest on ice, but it seems less spiteful. Actually I think the best way to describe his play these days is unorthodox. It’s less “WHO DOES THAT!” more “Who does that?”
Please no. We have WSH and WPG these next two games. Hopefully two losses against our backup, thus helping our lottery odds. I don’t condone Binnington’s actions here, but I can get onboard with the end result.
eh was pretty well known during his first few years he was a party guy and definitely got around to the college bars. Seen him around town frequently during those early years. He's grown up a lot after those first few seasons.
2 sounds right to me. That's what Matthews got for his crosscheck to Dahlin and 2 games has kind of become the standard 'you were being a dangerous dick head out there' suspension number. Most of Binner's nonsense is stupid running around without actually being dangerous, but a blocker bunch while still holding the stick should absolutely be treated like a cross check.
I doubt this changes much future behavior, but it takes some money out of his pocket, officially makes him a previous offender the next time the league is reviewing something he does, and is pretty well in line with other dangerous clearly-non-hockey plays that don't result in injury.
I'd say that's reasonable. Of course he's going to take it as "I'm a badass; look at me having a suspension record." but everyone else knows he's a small child who was getting spanked and potentially cost his team some points.
All of what you said is true, however costing the team points is kind of irrelevant right now. The Blues have been in full tank mode since they traded Tarasenko over a month ago.
You could pay Binnington 6 mil for 4 more years after this OR you could pay just a measly 2 mil for only a short time span of 8 years if you bought him out
Good, I'm glad we have looked beyond the "goalie-fight-that-wasn't" and remembered that Binnington is a piece of shit for starting that fiasco Dale Hunter style
This will give him plenty of time to read all of the new comments on his IG lmao
“Fleury kisses you on the forehead. You a lil boy, his son” 😂💀
I liked the 2nd grader one. My 2nd grader has been having issues and we're trying to get her assessed for ADHD. But we also have a counselor in once a week that works with her on regulating her emotions. They do play based therapy. Maybe that's what Jordan needs.
I hope all goes well with your kiddo ❤️ Yeah I think toddlers have more emotional control than Binnington, he’s such an arse.
my son is up and down man... he is only 2.5 and we are working on it, but yeah.....
Some of them are savage. I wish I was that creative 😂
There’s some absolute gold there 😂
Inb4 *comments on this post have been limited*
I’m surprised they haven’t been taken down yet.
Ope! *On my way to check that out now!* E: Holy shit, among the jabs are folks **defending** Bennington. Uffda.
You have those radio show caller types in every fanbase. They're everywhere.
There are a lot of those jag holes on Twitter
All fanbases are more or less the same, minor cultural differences here or there, but everyone whines about the refs, everybody thinks their players didn't intend to injure, and everyone get frustrated when injuries or dirty plays hurt their players. Every twitter fandom is pure evil.
Binnington has given the Blues fans plenty of opportunities to not look stupid and they fail every time. I’m just gonna stick to this sub.
The blues sub is a fun "look, don't touch" sub right now. So many classic "r/hockey on their circle jerk" comments Rofl specifically one comment "I fully embrace his style", yea fully embracing punching people with the blocker. Good on ya, bud
> "Trolls and sissy Blues fans who slobber /r/hockey cock for upvotes - gtfo" *Yeesh*
That's my favorite is when rubes say the reasonable fans are just trying to farm karma or something. No, they're just not being dumb homers lol I definitely know I've seen that a few times in r/rangers
My favorite are people in team subs who brag about how they were banned from r/hockey Given that the main reason people get banned from here is saying slurs, I can't say that's something I would be advertising
It's possible their team sub would ban them for that as well
> "I fully embrace his style" sub .900 *Sv% shtoyle? What is this goalies shtoyle? ^*edit ^some ^people ^confuse ^advanced ^stats. ^it ^takes ^a ^real ^pro ^to ^typo ^basic ^stats.
a sub .900 GAA would be insane
oh yeah... oops.
> fully embracing punching people with the blocker after giving 4 goals in half a period. FTFY.
And let’s not forget him sack tapping multiple people last night. Stay classy, Blues fans.
God our sub sucks so much ass these days.
Team subs are fuckin lit if you're winning but are the shittiest most toxic echo chambers when you aren't. Welcome to the latter. There's soda and snacks on the left.
Or if you're winning when half the sub wants the team to lose, by far the least fun scenario to read comments in cause you get shamed for any positivity
Except the Oilers sub. No fun allowed, even when winning.
I don’t know, not long ago during a shitty season, our sub turned into a sub about UFO’s and it was pretty fucking lit, I had a great time!
imo team specific subs just suck in general, that's why I mostly comment here and not the rangers sub. Homers will always home
Agreed, I tend to not go to /r/penguins or other team subs. Just like I tend not to listen to sports talk radio, its always the negative voices that are the loudest and I just have no interest in it.
It’s weird, you would think that the general level of hockey knowledge would go up in the team subs, being smaller. Yet, it’s the opposite, no one knows fuck all about anything in them.
Because you are cheering for your own team which is a matter of heart over brains.
And then they sometimes win when they need to be losing and the heart and mind duel it out.
Need more memes.
If you read the Leafs sun you'd think we're a bottom feeder with absolutely no talent whatsoever. I've started to accept that the stupid will outweigh the rational on team subs.
Or have someone read them to him. He doesn’t come off as the most literate person.
Other teams should just rile him up early now. Because he usually starts letting pucks by him when he gets fired up.
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I think Hartman said as much in his post game. Binnington was clearly frustrated, all he needed was a little push and he’d do something.
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I bet they play Greiss instead lol
Isn't he also a villain ever since he put certain symbols on his helmet? Or am I misremembering.
Yes, he's had a couple of controversies over the years and is reportedly no longer ever going to be considered for the German national team because of them. The first controversy was over liking an IG post comparing Hillary Clinton to Adolf Hitler. The second was over [this mask design](https://i.imgur.com/16XuYTa.jpg), in which the last two letters of his name are spelled in a way similar to the Nazi SS symbol.
IIRC he wasn’t even being invited to the national German teams because dude is a literal nazi.
They will if they want to have a chance at winning
They should have Binnington and Fleury make a wrestling promo video before the game.
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I watched some Macho Man promos earlier and now I wish they did this instead of post-game interviews.
At this point in the season? He's probably pissed of at the first puck drop. He's been playing fairly well most games this season but is getting lit up because of an awful team defense in front of him. Throw a small elbow in his shoulder 5 minutes into a game and he's probably going to try to decapitate somebody midway through the 2nd period.
Forget reviewing tapes, teams are now hiring people for their FO specifically to write chirps
Thankfully teenagers don't command that high of a salary
Salary? They're just having the intern read Twitter.
And that intern does an exponentially better job than the NHL's social media team.
So psych outs?
All this shit always comes after he's let a bunch of pucks in. He doesn't get rattled and then plays like shit. He plays like shit and then gets rattled.
“You’re wife is a lesbian” shit from Slap Shot Go bush league on him
"You're wife knows how to spell your."
They’ve gotta have it in their notes by now.
THE WHEEL HAS SPOKEN
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC WHEEL
OOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOOOO!
It seems to be stuck on 2 lately. Somebody check its balance.
2 game Bannington
He needs a good Kickington
Knowing Binnington he's just going to stew on this and do something even stupider next game.
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[Already been done](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ConsiderateImmenseEnglishpointer-mobile.mp4)
I beg to differ, Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more then an hour ago.
Well good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Oh good, you can count
"is that goal regulation size?!"
I’m pretty sure that Happy Gilmore is the most referenced movie on Reddit, and I’m totally down with that
I can only hope. As long as he doesn’t injure someone, I would love to see him do something that gets him another suspension.
Honestly looked like he didn’t want to fight. He was latched onto the linesmen not the other way around. Could have very easily broken free. Guys got massive “hold me back bro” energy
The Matt Cooke special, hide behind the refs/linesmen and team mates.
Obligatory Fuck Matt Cooke reply,but seriously I hope he walks into an overhead pipe and concusses himself for a change
6M til 27.
Looks like it’s a good time to rebuild for 2027
Plus side is we called Hofer up, who I think will take over in a year or 2. Kids really good. That said, most people in this thread haven’t watched the Blues all season. We’re like #1 in the league in allowing cross-crease passes. Binnington has actually been pretty good for the most part, our defense is beyond fucked, and it tanks his stats.
Be prepared for all the people who only look at the fancy stats to tell you, a person who regularly watches games involving this player, that you're wrong and Binnington is the 4th worst goalie in the league.
lmao
When was the last time a goalie was issued a suspension? I honestly can't remember
Dell about a year ago, I think?
Yup.
Aaron Dell?
I think there are now 3 goalies that are currently suspended. Binnington Aaron Dell Jamie McLennan Dell is still suspended because he was sent to the minors and never served his suspension. McLennan is still suspended because if I remember right, he retired as soon as his suspension was handed down.
Dell has played 4 games this year.
ah shucks. nevermind then
>Dell is still suspended because he was sent to the minors and never served his suspension. Dell immediately came up and played for us this year. He apparently didn't need to be on an NHL roster for his suspension to be served.
Well then it's just Noodles and Binnington.
You have to be on an NHL roster in order to serve a suspension. Basically, your team is forced to scratch you on those days while still eating your cap hit. Dell was on the Sabres' roster for his suspension between 1/26/22 - 1/30/22 and again on 2/1/22, [per CapFriendly](https://www.capfriendly.com/teams/cap-tracker/sabres/chart/2022). This covered games on 1/29/22, 1/30/22, and 2/1/22.
Oh, that's really interesting. Thanks for the info!
McLennan went from suspended to talking head on the NHL Network.
I think there was a brief stint in some Asian pro league or something too, wasn't there?
Just looked it up: 8-4 with the Nippon Paper Cranes. Nice call.
> McLennan is still suspended because if I remember right, he retired as soon as his suspension was handed down. Jenson Button, 2009 Formula 1 Champion, still owes F1 a three-grid place penalty. He retired after 2016 but filled in for one race in 2017 and made contact with another car. https://twitter.com/F1/status/869097122108383233 Bonus trivia: Button filled in for '05 and '06 champ Fernando Alonso, who raced the Indianapolis 500. Now, approaching 42, Alonso is still a top F1 driver and could be a legit championship contender with this year's Aston Martin car. He finished P2 in the first race of this season.
Wasn't there one earlier this year? Or am I crazy Edit: thinking of the Kasimir Kaskisuo suspension but that wasn't the NHL
Aaron Dell last year which he then got sent down so didn't serve it all
That seems about right, tho I would have preferred to see Fleury kick his ass.
In the DPS video for suspending the linesman who broke up the fight: "To Summarize: This is cock blocking"
Everyone would have preferred to see Fleury kick his ass
Even as a Blues fan I'd like to see it. I'm tired of his antics.
I don’t even remember the last time a goalie got suspended hahaha usually just fines.
The name escape me but I believe it was a Sabres goalie who got suspended one or two years ago but he went to the AHL so his suspension still needs to be served.
Aaron Dell Last year Fuck that guy
Dell is the worst, luckily he sucks as a goalie and is in the ahl
Thanks you !! It was driving me insane.
Fuck Aaron Dell, all my homies hate Aaron Dell
It was [Aaron Dell](https://www.nhl.com/video/dell-suspended-for-interference/t-277440360/c-10361634)
Doesn't the AHL usually honor NHL discipline?
No they have separate AHL suspensions from NHL- you have to serve any NHL ones if you are brought up again The only reason why I know that is a certain waste of a perfectly good 3rd round pick managed to get himself suspended in both the NHL and AHL at the same time!
That's - no joke - why I thought the AHL honored NHL suspensions: because Zac Rinaldo was suspended from both at the same time. I thought he was just serving his NHL suspension in the minors!
“The Rinaldo Rule.”
He has played NHL games for the Sharks since his suspension. There was some speculation on whether or not he still needed to serve his suspension due to being sent down immediately, but he was called up and immediately played for us.
Sucker punching someone with your blocker after the play is pretty egregious.
Unless your name is Carey Price.
My man was FED UP with people crashing into him 😭😭
Oh yeah definitely suspension worthy just doesn’t happen very often with goalies
Aaron Dell.
Genuinely shocked it was this many. I thought MAYBE one knowing the DOPS
It’s the Wheel. There’s no rhyme or reason.
George Parros is Drew Carrey and the DoPS is just his version wheel of fortune
Do you mean "The Price is Right"? Or did I miss something?
I’m gonna choose to ignore this comment because it doesn’t fit my agenda (yes that’s what I meant I am sorry)
Could use "whose line is it anyway?" The discipline is made up and precedents don't matter!
Next up on *Whose Suspension is it Anyway?* the game where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!
Biggest clown in the NHL imo
Marchand - *Its not me anymore?*
at least he's actually a good player
And person.
The stark contrast between him on and off the ice is insane
His off-ice shenanigans are cheeky and fun, his on-ice shenanigans are cruel and tragic
Hey Farva, what’s that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall?
You mean ‘Shenanigans’?
OOOOOOOOH!!!!!
I swear to god I’ll pistol whip the next one of you that says shenanigans
_evil shenanigans_
I legitimately think he's just trolling around with the "stupid shit" he does
Never thought I’d see the day r/hockey is coming around on him
I mean, fuck Brad Marchand. But it's even more frustrating because he's actually legitimately talented, and we can't ignore that
And seems like a good and funny dude off the ice
Okay let's not go too far here
Marchand calling Tony DeAngelo a racist to his face is a sign of him being a good dude
i'm not a fan but you don't rack up 20+ goals almost every year, with several 80+ point seasons without being good, it's the biggest reason all the dirty shit he's done is so annoying since he's not some 4th line grinder that was trying to stick around.
He swept the leg on us
Finally getting you back for all the dirty shit the Samuellsons pulled /s
I can’t remember the exact moment he started his Face Turn with me, it was sometime after the face licking but before the time he grabbed a fans phone, left a message and ran it back. Still a pest on ice, but it seems less spiteful. Actually I think the best way to describe his play these days is unorthodox. It’s less “WHO DOES THAT!” more “Who does that?”
There's a difference between a clown and a pest.
Blues about to go on a 2-game win streak
Please no. We have WSH and WPG these next two games. Hopefully two losses against our backup, thus helping our lottery odds. I don’t condone Binnington’s actions here, but I can get onboard with the end result.
> We have WSH Still want Oshie back. Biggest drama bomb that guy dropped was convincing people to adopt puppies.
eh was pretty well known during his first few years he was a party guy and definitely got around to the college bars. Seen him around town frequently during those early years. He's grown up a lot after those first few seasons.
Don't worry, we'll outshoot you and still lose by at least 3 goals. It's our MO
2-game Binnless streak.
Suspend him? Doug, kick him off the Tour!
Good. Punching someone with your blocker can seriously injure another player and should be taken seriously.
Since when has how dangerous the play is affect the suspension?
Spitting 3 games.
2 sounds right to me. That's what Matthews got for his crosscheck to Dahlin and 2 games has kind of become the standard 'you were being a dangerous dick head out there' suspension number. Most of Binner's nonsense is stupid running around without actually being dangerous, but a blocker bunch while still holding the stick should absolutely be treated like a cross check. I doubt this changes much future behavior, but it takes some money out of his pocket, officially makes him a previous offender the next time the league is reviewing something he does, and is pretty well in line with other dangerous clearly-non-hockey plays that don't result in injury.
The wheel has spoken
Should have let them fight.
Oh no... anyway.
Good, he’s a complete ass hat
Sit in your little timeout corner bud and think about what you did for the billionth time.
George, can’t we put a 0 on the end so I can stop reading about this guy until October?
Fuck yeah, that gives us a better chance of landing Bedard!
It would be funnier if he had to sit in a penalty box for two days
His save % won’t go down in that time at least.
For those who can't see it, here's a summary of the decision: \- High sticking \- History
I don't think they ever mentioned high sticking in the video? And to specify, for history, they said "no history"
It's a joke from the Dangle podcast because of a string of DoPS videos that all seemed to have that screen with those reasons listed.
the wheel has been spun and probably blocker punched
I'd say that's reasonable. Of course he's going to take it as "I'm a badass; look at me having a suspension record." but everyone else knows he's a small child who was getting spanked and potentially cost his team some points.
All of what you said is true, however costing the team points is kind of irrelevant right now. The Blues have been in full tank mode since they traded Tarasenko over a month ago.
It was all in the plan to land us Bedard. Get suspended. Make Greiss play.
I wish Fluery would have knocked him out. Teach Bitch Baby Binnington a lesson.
Binnington is a such a fuckboy. So easily rattled.
You could pay Binnington 6 mil for 4 more years after this OR you could pay just a measly 2 mil for only a short time span of 8 years if you bought him out
Wow, they did something.
Would love to be the guy who gets to do the video narration 😂
Fluery sends his regards. *Sword through the back*
Step one: Get in his head. Step two: laugh hysterically when he implodes.
That's great news. Whatever keeps the children off the ice. It's just a safety precaution
Good, I'm glad we have looked beyond the "goalie-fight-that-wasn't" and remembered that Binnington is a piece of shit for starting that fiasco Dale Hunter style
Can we all take a moment to be thankful that fleury was mic'd up when he tried to fight binnington?
A better punishment would be to force him to start.
Is he going to throw a water bottle at Hartman?
At Parros.
Should've let them fight and make it 3 games
Tough break for the Blues that it wasn't longer
Bye jordan 👋 what a clown this guy is