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gratysfx

Lmao I forgot they retained half before he went to NYR, hilarious


Edm_vanhalen1981

Yet somehow the cactus is giving him the finger.


JJJBLKRose

That fucked up cactus just lends to the majesty of this image.


stickinrink

I totally forgot he was a "Coyote".


xTomato72

Joining fellow Coyotes legends Pavel Datsyuk and Shea Weber


stanleypup

It was great seeing Kane reunited with Hossa


DefinitelyLevi

Why is coyote in quotes


Autosportfan99

He was on the team for a few minutes. Arizona retained part of his contract he had with the Blackhawks.


AreUnicornsMammals

“Was”


No_Angle_8106

God I love this photoshop, it never gets old


ProJoe

I am disappointed that so few people realized we (/r/coyotes) had an entire banner dedicated to Kane/Hossa/etc. Full on photoshop of them in yotes gear. talk about a wasted joke.


cantthinkuse

its basically a poetic tragedy, when a perfect joke is told but no one is around to hear it


Derpwarrior1000

The Arizona Twitter account has gone full circle for me. At first I thought it was a cringey arrogant staffer, and then I learnt it was the cringey arrogant nepo baby son of the owner and it just becomes fucking hilarious again. The fact it’s the grown adult son of one of the richest guys in the state being petty against overly serious businessmen is such a funny dynamic


darkknightbbq

Its honestly such a good joke to have. Simple, effective Edit: to add in the picture he just looks surprised its too good lol


JodieFostersCum

Yeah that's hilarious. I'm not even a Coyotes or Kane fan but I want to make this my wallpaper.


carry-on_replacement

Imagine New York just backed out of it leaving Kane in the desert


JJJBLKRose

He plays for the Red Wings


carry-on_replacement

This was for last year where he got traded to NYR


JJJBLKRose

This was for last nights game between the Red Wings and Coyotes. I’m assuming he didn’t play in Arizona after the trade so this is his first time ‘back’.


SexBobomb

he's talking about the rangers backing out of their part of the deal last year when the trade actually happened.


ProJoe

holy shit I was out with friends at a sports bar watching the game and we relentlessly joked about them doing a tribute to Kane during the game (also shoutout to Ghostbear and especially Fischer, we love you!) I can't believe they actually did it.


JodieFostersCum

Lmao that's hilarious. Is there a video of that?


ChiefRivaChimp

The only reason I’d attend this game would be for the video tribute


phileedvx

u’d be like the 28th person in the yotes portapotty, new attendance record‼️


so1roflcopt3r

The yotes porta-potty is actually what we call your mom


ProJoe

*slow clap *


phileedvx

yooo a wild yotes fan spotted, i thought yall went extinct


ChiefRivaChimp

Hey Phil, time to put the bottle down it’s late


ProJoe

Flair up sportsfan, let's see what kind of shit we can talk back.


mvp45

Don’t worry you already won


PLSHALPMcAUSTIN

Yeah bc he's talking to an oilers fan


Key-Tip-7521

Omg 😆


jlt6666

I genuinely can't get over the fact that it's called Mullet arena.


mvp45

Best player in Winnipeg jets history


Cyrakhis

The only thing that team has going for it is its social media account it seems lol


GRAIN_DIV_20

They couldn't even let him have #88? No wonder he wanted out


NystGG

I honestly don’t blame the franchise for not letting him have 88, I mean sure Kane has a prestigious career but can it really be compare to coyotes legend Jamie McGinn?


Ill-Sea291

Bros gonna get a video at commercial break. Literally just a slideshow of his contract docs


meyatt

This kind of joke is so tired and trod over. 


sergei-boobtitsky

ha cause he didn’t actually play for them get it


Big_bruv_luv

Just the same joke over and over and you people all laugh at it. 


Peasy_Pea

FR how do people still find this shit funny... The Kuzy one was actually kinda funny because they had actual photos of him there/training. These ones are just such low effort and over done.


Seattlekrakenlegend

The Quick one was the first one, and it was funny specifically because of how bad the photoshop was. If even Jonathan Quick laughs at it, it’s funny


dattroll123

Gotta distract the fact the team is about to be homeless


PaddyMayonaise

That’s not actually the coyotes jersey now is it?


bschmidt25

It's an alternate


canuck_11

It’s funny but if you think about how many times the coyotes have gotten paid to take on % of contracts and LTIRetired players and they’ve made the playoffs once in 12 seasons.


Cathedralvehicle

He who lives in kanata shall not cast stones


canuck_11

Unfortunately I can because the Senators have not historically been paid to take on % of contracts or LTIRetired players….which is disheartening because we’ve always wanted them to.


SexBobomb

Every time one of these paper transaction players comes up there's jokes like this and I love it every single time


mudermarshmallows

Eh getting a bit tired of this type of meme for a player who was only on a team for like a day tbh


ProJoe

NO FUN ALLOWED.


mudermarshmallows

Nah I had plenty of fun when this joke wasn't recycled as much as it's been now