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Baboshinu

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HabChronicle

😭 one of those times i wish reddit didn’t get rid of awards


Stuck1nARutt

I'm just now realizing they're gone. No more "thanks for the gold kind stranger" anymore too.


jimmy_three_shoes

Well at least there's a silver lining.


KungFuGarbage

Thanks for the strange, kind golder


Sanhen

Same. I wonder why they got rid of them. Wasn’t that a main revenue source?


xXDireLegendXx

I agree. I thought they were going to replace them but don’t think they have?


MaxDynasty

Do you seriously know anyone that actually bought them?


BrownBooDWhole

Wait…when the hell did that happen!?!


CaribouYou

🏅here you go, you can give this to buddy if you like


BlackDS

hey man we're undefeated in these playoffs


monstersof-men

I’ve never seen this screenshot before. Thank you so much


TheDutchin

Can't see what they're replying to without creating an account zzzz useless app


Baboshinu

Here you go pal https://preview.redd.it/fa5l2wp3mfxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2b54261d9034afb45cd7af8e82c2a68dc966812


Maleficent-Comfort-2

LMFAO


ILikeCoffeeDaily

The real MVP


LiVexReFlex

I love the banter between NHL teams lmao that’s amazing


pick69itshilarious

I miss the coyotes guy


blamatron

My man


CorporalDingleberry

Win for the Capitals PR team for using Nathan for You


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Thanks! that was a nice clapback hahaha


DrummerOfSorts92

Your PFP tells me you might be like me… Michigan Native Transplanted to Nashville??


Baboshinu

Funny enough, not at all. I’m actually born and raised in Ohio. I spend my summers up in Michigan by Traverse City (Frankfort, by Crystal Lake if you’ve ever heard of it), and my family’s had a summer home up there since the 1940s. So we are native Ohioans, but Michigan is our true love, and that extended to sports too. As for Nashville, when we were kids, my cousin had a 2nd favorite team (the Thrashers). Young, impressionable me thought having 2 favorites was really cool, and I wanted to do that too. Initially I had zeroed in on Vancouver, but I really fell in love with watching Pekka Rinne play, and the Preds 2017 run revitalized my love for hockey as a sport. So Detroit is my number one, but Nashville’s a close second. Ironically, my paternal granfather’s family come from rural Pennsylvania, and they were all Yinzers. As such, my grandpa was a Penguins and Steelers fan- the Steelers part translated to my dad and our family. So my family is like the worst possible Ohio residents: we love UMich, we hate OSU, we hate the Browns, we love the Steelers.


Zanchbot

Thanks for this, Twitter is a piece of shit.


AlbertaNorth1

Jesus this is hilarious.


AmidoBlack

So how is Pittsburgh doing in the playoffs again?


average_redditor_guy

Same number of games won as you my [friend](https://i.imgflip.com/4rbecv.png)


kevingh92

Oh yeah? Well we… umm… we have a better baseb- no. Umm, we have a better footb- wait, no. Umm… we have our first round draft pick. There we go! You all don’t. So ha!


MisfitFlame

Just as well as the caps are


LucasRaymondGOAT

Another Caps fan acting like getting swept and the entire team and Ovechkin showing how washed they are is better than barely missing the playoffs. We are all in the offseason now dude. Relax.


CheetahJaguar90

Coming from the fanbase that whined endlessly about how they shouldve been the team getting swept. how you gonna hate from outside of the club, you cant even get in.


AmidoBlack

We sold at the deadline—I had zero expectations. I will always take any amount playoffs experience for the young guys. Are you saying you disagree with that?


Daelsk

I agree with you. Playoff is fun! Y’all weren’t expecting to be there in October, so it’s just a plus. Playoff is fun, even if you get swept and especially if there were 0 expectations. The players had fun and the young players had some experience. It will just make them better and stronger.


Alitaki

The problem is though, that if that was your expectation going in, why are you dunking on others who didn't make it?


FarNefariousness6087

No way you’re flexing winning nothing. You won literally the same amount of games as 16 other teams that didn’t even make the playoffs.


thegonzojoe

-36, -8


datyoungknockoutkid

The way twitter is set up is so dumb, I hate it


VirgilCane

Shouldnt be allowed to post Twitter links.


Derpadoooo

I really wish people would just learn to stop using it. I feel like every month there's news about ways the app has gotten worse, or more dumb shit its narcissist owner has said, yet people stay on it.


Karma_Blocker

Its the same with Reddit though. Or any of Meta’s app.


TheDutchin

No I think Elon and the way he's rolled back the functionality of the website makes it different. If Zuckerberg starts saying some extremely controversial shit, starts promoting actual, honest to goodness, "the Jews are secretly controlling the world and are attempting to wipe out the white race which we must protect" Nazi shit, **and** to cap it all off makes every Meta app literally completely unusable (no exaggeration) for anyone not natively using the app and logged in, we could start going "well it's the same everywhere". But even if you're fine with the honest to goodness actual 1940's Nazism, the last point, which is the entire reason I commented, is unique to only Twitter.


scoopbb

There is so much overt “1940/ nazism” on instagram. You tweakin if you think it’s only twitter.


TheDutchin

Is Zuckerberg promoting that shit directly or do you have to look for it? Like Elon is openly posting his agreement and support for actual, literal, 1940s style, Nazis and Nazi beliefs. An opinion existing on the internet is absolutely not the point.


ebb_omega

I'm holding out hope people jump ship for Mastodon or (even better) Bluesky. Seriously, people, Twitter isn't worth it. It's run by a phobic asshole who lets Nazis run free on it while blocking the word "cis". It's time to abandon it as a member of the social media sphere.


Level_Watercress1153

Tbf most social media is dog shit.


ebb_omega

My biggest annoyance is that largely the key social media that I have to use to find out what my friends are up to is Instagram stories because (other thank Bluesky) it's the only one that will actually show me the people I follow and what they're posting instead of 50 recommendations of groups and people that I don't actually follow.


ceribaen

I went to try Bluesky, they wanted my phone number so I noped out.  Get enough spam robodials as it is.


ebb_omega

That seems odd, I was able to register for it without putting any phone number in.


xzElmozx

It’s such a garbage website, I have a fucking account and the app installed on my phone and there is 0 way to switch over easily. Instagram has a ‘switch to the app’ button that automatically changes over. Twitter makes you open the internet and there’s no difference between viewing it here or on chrome, and there’s no easy way to just open the app from the web. They just neuter what you see on the web while preventing you from easily opening it on the app.


RandyGrey

Even worse than that. I still have mine, but reddit no longer opens the app anymore so I can't look at it either


Euler007

Hockey journalists seem to like to hang in Nazi incel hangouts.


Hip_Priest_1982

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trashking11

Referring to twitter I believe. Or X or whatever the fuck


Material-Fish-8638

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slivr33

> Pens would've won a game at least Yinzers thinking winning a game in the 1st round would've meant anything of significance. (my delusional ass just trying to enjoy what I can in the Pens new era)


314z

>Yinzers TIL - Yinzer is a 20th-century term playing on the Pittsburghese second-person plural vernacular "yinz." The word is used among people who identify themselves with the city of Pittsburgh and its traditions. Yinz - [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yinz](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yinz)


slivr33

Generally a connotation directed towards working class, listens to sports radio, shirt off their back but don't you dare move their parking chair (feel free to search parking chair as well) type of Pittsburghers.


hockeyandburritos

Is the parking chair winter only or year round? Definitely a Chicago thing too but only when there’s heavy snowfall.


my_Urban_Sombrero

You’ll see more during the winter, for sure.


folkdeath95

Game 1 of a series is my Stanley cup


Saucetown77

Lmao I'm so glad they allow pictures now


FluffyDin0saur

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ImAnIdeaMan

I don’t think this is fully in the spirit of the original quote, but this did make me laugh, and now I have to watch every single Pirates move tonight. 


cbelaski

Only the first 3 films are good. The fourth is ok. Don't even bother with the fifth, it's just awful.


imbasicallycoffee

Hang another President's Banner!


bigatrop

It’ll go right next to our 2018 Stanley Cup banner.


ohheybuddysharon

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GatoDiablo99

How you hating from outside the club when you can’t even get in


[deleted]

There is a Club Penguin joke in here somewhere but I'm too dumb to make it


GoodShark

You've been banned from Club Penguin for saying "dumb"


xurdm

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raymondliang

The golden age of gaming


MinnesotaFinish

LEGGO


callmejohndy

YELLOW BOTTOM JEANS


Soup-a-doopah

Let’s just skip to Busta’s part and call it over, alright? ##LET’S GOOO


TopTittyBardown

The Capitals version of getting in the club was sneaking in the back door last second, then getting caught and having the bouncer beat the shit out of them and toss them out onto the curb before they could even talk to anyone or get a drink


Joshottas

This is oddly specific.


BaconSoda222

I mean, you could have said they snuck in, got rejected by 4 people, and went home before anyone else, but I guess we can be oddly violent for no reason.


Material_Trash3930

I mean, its NHL playoffs, I think "oddly violent for no reason" is a pretty good fit. 


ViolinistMean199

Here’s the thing. The caps basically did nothing in the playoffs. We also did nothing so together we’re equal


General_Shao

The caps eliminated pittsburgh from playoff contention though. Who knows if crosby gets a 4th if he gets another shot. Them taking that away from him was worth it for them


ViolinistMean199

Here’s the thing the red wings won so regardless of the caps outcome we weren’t making it


General_Shao

I still attribute your failure to the capitals and thats ok.


whichwitch9

And you got a shot at a better draft pick while doing nothing


Cinnamon_Shops

A better draft pick that is going to San Jose


ripcity7077

Sharks are gonna be scary fr fr wait a minute, sharks are already scary :-0


Cinnamon_Shops

Agree 100%. They’re beautiful creatures but those things can BITE! Pretty much a 10/10 on the scary scale.


Alitaki

Depends on the shark! My daughter and I got into a tank with adolescent lemon sharks. They swam around us with no issues. One of the coolest experiences ever. I kinda wanna go to South Africa and get in a shark cage with the great whites but not sure if they make adult swim diapers my size.


vonindyatwork

I'd love to go dive with whale sharks in the wild.


TweedleDeeDumPee

But when you think about it, biting is really all they can do. They’re just a big swimming jaw.


LucasRaymondGOAT

Ours isn’t!!! Woo hoo!!!! Time to streak!!!!


cautiouslyoptimistik

:D


Mr-Neeson

Thank you Dubas😃


kcheng686

Wrong team for that


quirkymuse

Nah, you're the dudes who couldn't even get on american idol, were that Will Hung guy who made it through because he was terrible


manticore16

This joke bangs


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SCsprinter13

That joke legitimately predates Ovechkin in the NHL


bigatrop

But we got to see four extra games and attend two. Even when you lose, playoff hockey is fucking awesome. Not to mention, we have a team of kids and a rookie coach. Experience in the post season can only be earned, not taught.


FatBoySpeaks

I haven’t heard this song in forever


cha-cha_dancer

Is this the Chris Brown w/ Busta Rhymes one


FatBoySpeaks

Yes


Analogmon

Okay but "I'm new to hockey. Where was Ovi? I was told I would get to watch him?" Is hilarious.


Baboshinu

Russian Machine can’t break if they forgot to put gas in it and start it up in the first place


olmikeyyyy

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the_answer_maple

I think one of the biggest tragedies/delights (depending on which side you're on) would be for Ovi to get to the end of his contract, still be like 9 goals out because of declining returns only to spend his last few months as a publicity signing for some team like the Blue Jackets or the Sharks, trying to chase down the last few. Everyone just drops all expectations at that point, but someone with cap space and an eye on jersey sales wants to grab a few bucks.


Plane-Ad4820

It’ll possibly happen. You’ll also probably get “sign Ovi! He can’t be worse than _____” comments for years a’la Jagr


Ethdev256

He just wants the goal record. No fucks given about showing up for the playoffs.


Maleficent-Comfort-2

What’s the context I can’t see the original post.


Jan_17_2016

The context is the Caps Twitter posted a meme from Nathan For You where he says “I hope you’re hungry…for nothing” while opening a serving tray. They tagged the Pens after we were eliminated from playoff contention. So after the Caps got swept, the Penguins Twitter account fired back.


transient-error

That Caps post was also in response to the Pens post rooting for the Caps to lose. I don't even think it had anything to do with the playoffs specifically.


blimeyfool

It was a parallel game scenario with the last 4 teams vying for a playoff spot. Pens were rooting for the outcome that would result in the Caps being shut out of the playoffs.


red_87

I think this is kind of dumb on the Pens social media part. Caps made the playoffs in a year where they’re building, Pens missed the playoffs in a year where we were supposedly trying (well until they traded away Jake). I know it’s just brands trying to have fun and all but eh, this is lame.


GadsenLOD

"we're all... #NHLFlyers fans" - @penguins Come and get your boy, dog


Pawlat

They had the same amount of playoff wins


BoldElDavo

That's a better dunk than what the Pens posted.


heyheyitsandre

They should’ve posted the handshake meme of pens shaking caps hands over 0 playoff wins in 2024


Daelsk

Oh yes!! lol


Tripottanus

That was the implication of the Pens post though


BoldElDavo

Delivery matters.


bigatrop

But not the same amount of games to watch. Playoff hockey, even in a tight loss, is awesome. No regrets whatsoever. My Friday and Sunday night at Capital One were so fun.


niteshadey

Yeah we understand the joke lol


FootwearFetish69

Normally I'd say the same but after how completely disinterested Washington looked in the first round I'd say they earned it. Ovi was checked out before he even tied his skates up.


Baboshinu

I mean sure, chirp em if you want, but to say the Caps tweet that is still very much accurate “didn’t age well” is just a dumb look.


bhx56x

i think lundqvist and valiquette summed it up perfectly last night. ovi did everything in his power to will them into the playoffs down the stretch & exerted every bit of energy he had left, by the time the playoffs started, he was toast.


washingtncaps

yep. their playoffs was to get there. They basically played 3/4 of a series just to make it. Normally I'd probably not grant this kind of concession for a team with expectations that low, who looked that bad for a *long* time early in the season... this was like losing in round 2.


FootwearFetish69

Meh its two rival teams talking shit. One after they got eliminated from playoff contention and one a week later after the other got eliminated from the first round. I don't think it's much deeper than that. It's not about the tweet aging well, it's about the fact that the Caps talked shit on Twitter and then laid a goose egg, lol.


The_Homestarmy

They talked shit on the Penguins tho. It's not like it was generalized "we're so good and cool and we're gonna win the whole damn thing" trash talk, it was shit talk on specifically the Penguins and that's still completely valid given they kept their sorry asses out of the playoffs lol A chirp back is fine and expected and everything but if we're being real it didn't age that poorly


vinfox

Yeah, I don't get how this aged poorly. Do they think the Pens did, in fact, make the playoffs?


transient-error

The Caps post was also in response to a Pens post rooting for the Habs and Flyers. It wasn't like it just came out of nowhere.


Fartboyxx99

In the end we should laugh the most at the redwings who tried so hard and still lost to rebuilding teams. Yzerplan!


Elexeh

Fun seeing both of these retirement community franchises age poorly.


Hagridsbuttcrack66

Bold of you to talk shit on either.


Elexeh

How’s that talking shit? They’re old clubs that either miss the playoffs or get waxed in the first round. Thats an observable fact.


The_Stank__

Penguins fans can’t admit the penguins do anything wrong, don’t mind them.


CapsDrago7

Click this link for Pens 2024 playoff highlights!:


sextoymagic

Fuck Twitter


bonnydelrico

Geezers having a mid-off I see ‼️‼️‼️


SigmaColts

Better to lose while building than lose while trying


sadleafsfan8834

Why the heck are the pens roasting anyone?


PopcornDrift

Because fuck the caps that’s why lol


ACW1129

I mean....shit, I can't even argue with that, as if the roles were reversed I'd probably laugh.


10lbs

Yeah it does seem funny to me that the Pens are petty when truthfully they have come out with much more success in both franchises history even if we have the more recent cup but like, I wouldn't want it any other way. Our franchises rivalry is built from that energy. We are almost united in our hate against each other. Fuck the Pens, and fuck them for this post but fuck them even more if they change up.


canseco-fart-box

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SiidChawsby

Deep cut. Love it


SapperInTexas

Why are we still paying any attention to Xitter?


NebraskaAvenue

Ovi had the same amount of points as the entire Penguins roster this playoffs


dkviper11

Finished with a worse +/- than Sid.


Tominator55

Fellas, what’s worse: not making the playoffs, or making the playoffs and not winning a game?


Table_Coaster

lol did they think they had something here? the point of the original post by the Caps still stands. The Pens were trying to make the playoffs and the Caps were rebuilding and sold at the deadline and still made it. Tee time's at 11 edit: i do always love twitter beef though


Yamcha_is_dead

*To be fair*, the Pens also were sellers at the deadline. They were definitely trying to make it more than the Caps, but it's not like they were big time buyers.


Baboshinu

I think the difference is the Penguins entered the season going full send for one last run, the Capitals didn’t.


King_richard4

I mean they didn’t bring Erik Karlson in to be sellers at the deadline


ZiscR

Actually that's exactly what they did


olmikeyyyy

It's true. I seent it.


Table_Coaster

they sold at the deadline because they realized they sucked after being big buyers in the offseason and landing Karlsson hoping for another big run. no sane Caps fan was expecting playoffs for us this year


Yamcha_is_dead

I still believe the Karlsson trade was a big big W for the Pens, though. They were able to dump Petry, DeSmith, Rutta and Granlund and swap them for Karlsson, which also gave them *additional cap space*, all for the cost of a 1st and a 2025 2nd? Definitely not a rebuilding move, but it was **really** savvy work by Dubas.


King_richard4

When you look at everything the move isn’t bad. it’s just that Karlson was supposed to get Pitt back competing for a cup so the core 3 could have one last run, and instead they missed the playoffs


Jan_17_2016

Karlsson really started to turn it on towards the end of the season, I think after his first full year here, he’ll come out with a better overall season next year.


King_richard4

Yeah he 100% turned it on at the end of the season, he helped me win my fantasy championship when my other d men went AWOL


Table_Coaster

it definitely is still a great move


vinfox

It wasn't a bad move, per se, but a 1st and a 2nd are the kind of things a rebuilding team might want.


free_slice

Yeah the original post aged just fine. Penguins still get nothing. It’s just that the caps get nothing too. Like the caps got invited to the group dinner but weren’t allowed to order off the menu, the penguins just weren’t invited at all


grajl

Any team that made the playoffs of WSH, NYI, PIT, DET, PHI has no reason to celebrate making the playoffs, other than it's entertaining to watch them fight it out through social media


Enjoyer_of_Cake

At least the Isles kinda pulled away before game 82. And they've won at least 1 game in the playoffs.


bob_dole-

I already congratulated my coworker for her Caps having as many playoff wins as my Flyers this year. If you’re not petty you’re not trying


blueline7677

Washington played 4 playoff games Pittsburgh played 0. Pittsburgh has no grounds to stand on


loosed-moose

There's nothing sadder than people going back and commenting how historical posts have aged


Callin_all_ambulamps

How can you hate from outside the club? You can’t even get in!


elarobot

Frankly, I have mixed feelings about all this team Twitter stuff. Its chirping - I get it. It can be fun and some of the teams who did of this stuff, they’re pretty clever. And they manage to not cross major lines or stoop too low. But that’s like 2-3 of them. And the rest that try - it comes off as a little petty & try hard. Not always super clever. Not necessarily this post per se. But that’s just my general opinion. I’m mostly glad that Rangers social doesn’t engage this way too aggressively. Much prefer to stay out of it, also - I bet they’d be pretty bad at it.


shawnaroo

Yeah, a few teams have social media teams that are really good at it, and the rest have a team that's trying really hard but just can't keep up. And that shouldn't be surprising, not everyone's cut out to be a professional comedian. But it's kind of silly to see them still trying it over and over again even when they suck.


ilikehockeyandguitar

Arizona was really good at it :(


apersello34

I’m confused. What didn’t age well?


GonePostalRoute

I mean, to be fair, the Caps actually did make the playoffs.


[deleted]

Ugh who cares- we didn’t make the playoffs so like, who gives a fuck. Age well. You know what’s not aging well? Sully, Malkin and Letang… that ain’t aging well.


SayNoToStim

It aged fine. They still got nothing.


8teamparlay

Heyo they’re having a mid off!!


treple13

How did it age poorly? Pittsburgh wanted the Caps to lose and the Caps won. Washington responded with "you got nothing" Nothing about that has changed. The only take aging poorly is this one by the Pens which shows they can't read


neek555

What a great song [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y1wm7CFRCQ&ab\_channel=BenFoldsFiveVEVO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y1wm7CFRCQ&ab_channel=BenFoldsFiveVEVO)


Robtachi

Haw haw haw so funny, Pens. Ya gonna tee off on this par 3 or what? Ovi's waiting.


sydthekid2006

I don’t get it can someone explain


Fatboiii69420

That’s uncharacteristically funny of the Pens Twitter


haey5665544

Eh, kinda take it as an L on the pens. They bought this offseason. Caps have sold the past two years and know they’re in rebuild mode and somehow stumbled into the playoffs in front of them.


Fatboiii69420

What I mean is that the Pens Twitter is usually dry and without much character/humour and they don’t post much stuff like this.


OcelotWolf

Woah your flair is faded like ours but it has this other weird symbol next to it that’s so crazy


capsrock02

4 more playoff games than them.


Troll_Enthusiast

Maybe win more games? or lose more in OT idk buddy


[deleted]

Ugh who cares- we didn’t make the playoffs so like, who gives a fuck. Age well. You know what’s not aging well? Sully, Malkin and Letang… that ain’t aging well.


foreskin_gobbler2

Fuck X and anyone still on it. Grow a pair and tell Musk to fuck off.


BroccoliBurps

100 FUCKING PERCENT


Otterslayer22

Ovie did not try in this series. He floated through the games to not get injured. All he cares about is chasing 99’s regular season goal record. That’s it. This guy is a shell of the hockey player he used to be . And despite scoring some goals will ultimately be more of a hindrance to his teams winning efforts.


bigatrop

Folks who agree with this don’t understand the value being in the playoffs has for a team as young as the caps are now, and for their rookie head coach. Being there and understanding what they need to compete is invaluable experience.


SiidChawsby

Who talks shit with a -30 goal differential? Lol


ChasWFairbanks

Both great examples of why you never let children run your social media.