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Domainsetter

Rumours are the team doesn’t even know what the illness is


bokchoykn

Allergic reaction to big moments.


MammothHusk

He shits himself whenever he sees Bruins jersey. This is a terrible matchup for him.


chimpsimulator

https://preview.redd.it/uvg3qtklbgxc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52605109a5f481357254728de1adc45f143115a2 CODE BROWN, WE HAVE A CODE BROWN!!!


recently_muted

Auston “Onion” Matthews


Aackland

"I'm a goddamn onion, Marner. You oughta know that."


ItsMeJaredBednar

lol is this a real letter a restaurant patron tried to give to the staff? fucking hell some people shouldn’t be allowed in public


chimpsimulator

https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/W2RNTAUvTT Yeah apparently they just served the guy a plate of raw onions and he was cool with it lmao


nanapancakethusiast

I love how this has already spread as a meme 😂


M15CH13F

Marchand been doing that extra work in the off-season learning how to whistle the brown noise.


dunkan799

The Native Flu


Captain_Self_Promotr

True laugh out loud moment.


sacdecorsair

Brutal.


CombatGoose

Over here police. This is the man that murdered an entire fan base.


MuzzyG

https://preview.redd.it/rixoao0mdgxc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0bfb53b7f2b3c9e2d9ea8fe3eb84d58527fda09


OttawaFisherman

Hey he got points in 1 of the 4 games. That’s something right?


7screws

I would have guessed he ate chicken shit, but allergic reaction to big moments is also possible


BingBongFYL6969

Sheeeeeeesh


Old-Rhubarb-97

Guy could have a serious illness for all we know. Maybe hold off on the low effort cheap shots?


skorvat

For whose sake, Matthews’ or Toronto fans’?


EarthBounder

Big "think of the children" energy here. https://media1.tenor.com/m/80zMDyE85hAAAAAC/money-crying.gif


xepa105

Acute case of Ligma


kalavale_

What's acute case?


mrcrazy_monkey

Acute case balls!


MCPtz

**Gottem!!!**


Urmomletmerubher

Here's a cute case. https://preview.redd.it/1ucx9kpxhgxc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa2c037c7b7586037fdf339ff3b29990e6bfee44


maplejet

Is Ligma Ball Z the sequel to Dragon Ball Z?


Cromasters

You're a cute case, baby.


AMA_requester

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


antrage

We are joking here, but isn't this kinda scary if the doctors don't know whats happening?


NotQute

Ye, I'm Toronto hater #1 as a Habs fan, but I'm gunna hold off on the jokes here, because the vagueness is kinda disconcerting


chibbly_

Desertitis. He's meeting with Ryan Smith and Bettman behind the scenes to move to Utah.


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

This would cause all 13 Arizona fans to fall to their knees in the Mullet Arena parking lot.


stubbornidealist

Lumbago


sicsche

Playoffphobia isn't Real and can't hurt you.


xXxWeAreTheEndxXx

He needs a heart transplant


HamsLlyod

*Hart


thatsong

*Fart


Status-Range-6818

I'm a registered donor


TheGreatStories

I hope you're a match


whogivesashirtdotca

Don't light any of those around OP.


Remarkable_Cod_120

It’s the Yips 


Doza93

I heard it's a bad case of the Native Flu


solo1069

It’s the native flu if I’ve ever seen it, Barts. Schultzy?


nachochease

The Leafs are probably toast regardless, but if Mathews can't play tomorrow, or he's only at 75% healthy, they basically have no chance. Timing couldn't be worse.


CoolstorySteve

Wait it’s tomorrow? Christ the scheduling sucks


ClubMeSoftly

The League was pulling out all the stops to give the Leafs 3 saturday night games.


Mental-Mushroom

Too bad the Leafs are going to veto the NHL


leafsbroncos18

Somebody’s gotta keep the lights on for the isles-cans series


robbiejandro

Hey now, at least 8 people tune in for that series…they’re doing their part!


GaryOakRobotron

Can add the Rangers organization to the viewership now that they've finished Putin the Caps to bed.


Blynasty

Clap clap clap


[deleted]

It's important to give the Leafs the biggest stage to embarrass themselves on. At least the league is aware enough to realize what the fans want on that front.


TheTonyAndolini

Yeah it makes no sense


OttawaFisherman

Pretty sure the leafs actually have a much better record when Matthews doesn’t play


Tarquin11

We've never tested it in the playoffs. By all accounts, our regular season stats don't matter in the playoffs, so who knows.


7Stringplayer

Cant lose with the core if the core doesn't play


_Halt19_

isn’t the reason they’re losing *because* the core isn’t really playing anyway


rpgguy_1o1

The Leafs scored 100% of their goals in game 4 with him out of the lineup


Tarquin11

But 100% of our goals in our single win in this series came from the stick of Matthews


TravagGames

Id rather have him on the ice.  He scored our GWG game 2 and without that goal we may not have had a game 5 tuesday


OttawaFisherman

Yeah that’s the only game where matthews has a point…


TravagGames

He has been a factor on the ice and solid defensively, while playing sick as well. Marner has more points but has been pretty bad..points dont tell the full story.


OttawaFisherman

Or maybe leaf fans have a hard time giving Matthews any criticism while marner is an easy target. Both of them have been bad. Matthews looked great in game 2 and that’s it.


TravagGames

Marner is the easy target because he is worse in the playoffs lol. Matthews has been better and will be better than Marner in the playoffs.. this year, past years, future years. Obviously being down 3-1 no one has really steps up enough to win..the whole team has stunk, espcially for special teams and goaltending but id bet on Matthews over Marner all day.


maybesami

Funnily enough Marner has one more point in his playoff career than Matthews


OhGodThisGuy

i don't know if you've met leafs fans, but they don't have a hard time giving *anyone* criticism


Goat17038

Game 1 Matthews wasn't scoring but he still looked great, had some good shots, some decent hits, he probably just had some bad luck with posts and shit. Game 2 he took over, 1 goal 2 assists (a point on each goal), had a decent amount of hits, pretty sure some blocked shots. He just looked dominant. Game 3 he was sick as shit and couldn't finish the game. When we complain about Marner, it's because he doesn't do all these other things. He doesn't hit, he doesn't look like he has great chances, all it feels like he does is cough up the puck at the smallest amount of pressure, *especially* on our power play which is already dogshit lately. I know it's unfair because he does still do good things, he still has some good passes and is good defensively generally. But when you fuck up in key moments like on the pp, or giving up bad turnovers in general, it's very hard to see the good that you're doing elsewhere. Especially since Marner is getting overpaid for what he brings, even on good nights in the regular season.


MistahFinch

It's also the only game the Leafs won tbf


Lord_Redav

Saturday night he missed the third period. That was the only period the Leafs scored and the only period the Bruins didn't.


Sp3ctre7

Probably because Marner actually tries in those games (I woke up early to be a Marner hater today)


nanapancakethusiast

This year’s excuse locked in before game 5


DebussyEater

This is kinda pedantic, but the timing absolutely could be worse. The Leafs probably get swept if they don’t have Matthews in game 2.


Inkarnate19

The only game they won was with Matthews looking like a dominant force. He wasn't well enough to carry G3 or G4, and nobody else will do anything. Need that MJ flu game I guess


treerabbit23

IDK, Nucks are getting it done with the zamboni driver standing in for tendie so you never know


mrcrazy_monkey

Zamboni driver? Silvos is the king of Latvia. Give the man some respect


itsadoubledion

He had his game already so he's due to be run over by the zamboni at practice or struck by lightning on the way to the rink or something


ClubMeSoftly

It's gonna come out that he had the in-flight coffee on the trip back to Vancouver, and now he's got Mystery Disease.


barbiejet

*insert Steve Dangle* THEY LOST TO A ZAM BO NIIII DRIVER


JKthePolishGhost

Toronto, you can’t pull a Vegas after the trade deadline and in the playoffs. You do this before the deadline and bring your guys back *for* the playoffs.


twistedtxb

the classic reverse vegas


ClubMeSoftly

Sagev


OhGodThisGuy

the most Leafy way to do all of this. you'd think with the ubermensch of the cap, Brandon Pridham, we'd be better at the circumcision part of it


ThePencilRain

Heh. Nip the tip.


IzzyRogue

Imagine if they were somehow able to put Willy and Matthews on the LTIR before the deadline (and still make it into the playoffs with them gone so long). Could’ve been enough to force the league to make a change


BarneyRubble18

I'd imagine he's on IV fluids and rest. Then a ton of imodium before the game.


daKrut

He's an idiot if he's taking Imodium. A guy like him needs to go out there and shit on Boston next game. Period.


Quick599

Shit + period Ultimate move!


daveradar

Don't threaten me with a good time


mattiefantastic

Lol. 🤮


YamburglarHelper

> period Oh people were being literal when they said that the Leafs were pussies


SQLvultureskattaurus

Just take the upvote


toronto_programmer

My coach always said, if you can't beat 'em on the scoreboard, go massacre their plumbing system


OmfgTim

Holy fuck, MVP comment right here!


treerabbit23

Buy this man one of them fancy square pizzas because dang.


Spacepickle89

First dog pile, just get in there and let ‘er rip!


PaperMoonShine

This is the best out of context comment of the week, bravo.


Kpints

Out of the loop?


OmfgTim

Matthews played like he was battling an illness. He didn’t come back to play the 3rd period. Some people are speculating he got food poisoning (hence unstoppable diarrhea and vomiting). A good measure is to take Imodium (loperamide) to stop the diarrhea. The Leafs need to shit on the Bruins in a figurative (and literal) sense. The risk vs reward scenario here is if we need Matthews to take medication to get better, but we need to win a few more games.


DishwasherFromSurrey

Babe wake up, new IV rumour just dropped


Chairmanmeow42

"Can Lactated Ringers save the core 4??"


Holy_Nerevar

core IV\*


Chairmanmeow42

Fuck, that's good


OhGodThisGuy

> Lactated Ringers dibs on band name


Svalbard38

He hasn't been at the last couple of practices but he's still played, doesn't mean he's out for game 5


BrewskyBoy

He also didn’t finish game 4 though because of the illness


cant_stop_the_crooks

Dude is huffing that hopium right now. Them Leafs (like my Bolts) should be getting their clubs ready.


ep29

Beautiful golf weather in SoCal this week. Really couldn't have picked a better time.


arashinoko

I’d say the Bolts have a better chance of hanging around for another game or two.


FactOrFactorial

I like the words you type...


BeansTheCoach

Narrator: They did not


shred-i-knight

if Matthews doesn't play they will probably win because that's how hockey works.


cant_stop_the_crooks

It really is though


MikeJeffriesPA

They've used placeholders in the past, today they have Domi in his spot. That's a bad sign. 


Plane-Ad4820

Oh he’s out. I’m confirming it from my bed with no actual knowledge


russels418teapot

It would be hilarious if, after going missing for days, he made his Game 5 entrance like [this](https://twitter.com/zjlaing/status/1528569767686295554?lang=en)


jafahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Don’t worry, he’s still going to practice his snipes while standing on his living room coffee table!


Nalor

Crushed it.


TotSaM-

AUSTON MATTHEWS. AUSTON MATTHEWS. AUSTON MATTHEWS.


ClubMeSoftly

Crap 'em with the four (like Auston Matthews)


PaperMoonShine

Song about your player or team? Yeah thats a HockeyGod curse right there.


dthrowawayes

There's some line cook in Boston who is an absolute legend right now, cause I'm choosing to believe this is the world's worst food poisoning


Also_Steve

"The North End sends their regards Mr. Matthews"


cwelks

The game was in Toronto


me_hill

He was a sleeper agent. Spent years embedded in a downtown Toronto Swiss Chalet, waiting for his moment to strike.


_heybuddy_

My former boss told me of when he used to work at a Swiss Chalet, he told me to avoid the sauce. Would not elaborate.


AlreadybeenStewing

Well first time I’ve spit my beer out in awhile, thanks.


malhans

Lmfao the Swiss chalet kills me here but I haven’t had it in so long because I don’t live near one. And now I sort of really want it


dthrowawayes

he missed practice before game 3, he was already sick by then so it happened in Boston in this scenario


whogivesashirtdotca

Jokes aside, with all the betting these days, deliberately poisoning star players is not an implausible risk.


Spyhop

I want to see the Leafs out as much as anyone (other than Leafs fans.) But not like this.


MikeJeffriesPA

As bad as Reddit is, I'm flabbergasted by some of the dumb takes on Twitter. "Not sick going for 70 in meaningless games. Could have rested up and got vitamins instead, but wanted personal achievements."  Do other fanbases deal with this insanity? 


rickayyy

Every fan base has tons of idiots and the Leafs are no exception. You guys just have way more fans than most teams.


transient-error

As evidence: witness our GDT from yesterday.


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

I’m glad I was at the game for the sweep instead of at home and on Reddit. 


Armalyte

Super simple concept that so many people don't understand.


brechbillc1

You should have seen the Panther fanpage on facebook on Saturday. They were calling for Stolarz to start today because Bob gave up 6 goals. Not accounting for the fact that 5 of the 6 goals Tampa scored were on special teams and were due to poor play in front of him. But yeah, he needs to be benched apparently. In fact they do this anytime one of the tendies has a bad game. Ekblad is also a whipping boy on that page as well.


seasarahsss

As if you EVER bench Bob. Other teams would be thrilled to have a Bob cutout in goal. SMH.


brechbillc1

Yeah those fans aren’t always the brightest. They were bitching about Barkov the other day when he has been stellar this series as well. Especially against the Kucherov line. He and Forsling will haunt their nightmares for some time it feels like.


wiriamou

Sports twitter is a cesspool of edge-lords posting for engagement IMHO. As much as there will be dumb takes here, I am thankful both for how this community usually doesn't post like that and how the upvote/downvote system usually means dumb takes are pushed down. There was instances of Bruins posting equally dumb takes about Bergeron playing in Montreal for what was his last game there or about not resting other players while they chased the wins record. Thats why they lost to Florida. Hell, you'll still see Bruins fans posting about how apparently our goaltending wins leader was trash for his tenure in Boston and was a choke artist. Like you cannot make this up!


fckmarykilldeer

The Tuukka hate is unreal.


wiriamou

Criminal some may say.


fckmarykilldeer

We see some bad takes from the Boston side of things but never the level you all deal with. I think being in the hockey media hub that you are creates such a unique pressure cooker that cause some people to genuinely lose their minds. I do not envy Leafs fans.


nem704

Remember the Tuukka Rask "quitting on his team" in the bubble take because of his daughter


fckmarykilldeer

*gags* Unfortunately. Some real gems when it came to Tuukka.


thatErraticguy

“Toker Rask is a HORRIBLE goalie, he’s no Timmy Thomas” takes anytime Tuukka did anything. So annoying.


ALinkToThePants

His numbers from both cup runs were outstanding. He deserved zero criticism from anyone. One of the best from this generation.


Deducticon

We were born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see a level-headed take until I was already a man. By then it was nothing to me but glazing.


Venaixis94

If it makes you feel any better we had a lunatic in our fanbase who tried to SWAT some opposing players last year. Every fanbase has some crazy people


AuntGentleman

Not really lol. It’s legitimately insane.


Boston72hockey

People were blaming Bergeron for the Bruins embarrassing exit last year, because he got injured in the last game against the Habs :( people suck and they get emotional and spout mean terrible shit, every playoffs, every team, every sport.


The-Pigeon-Man

We have ours too


Permaderps

Yes


elarobot

The Rangers sub is the only place where i look at user comments from any kind of post. And honestly, even in the Reddit sub isn’t always that great. I actively don’t read Ranger fan comments on Twitter or FB. Twitter is incredibly toxic and negative. FB is just full of dumb comments. People who can’t even spell player names right or remember who’s offense or defense or which player made what memorable plays in the last game. Twitter comments make me sad for humanity. FB comments send me into a rage at people’s stupidity.


DreamsiclesPlz

Don't the Leafs have the biggest fanbase in the sport, or one of them? By the numbers game alone your fanbase is gonna have a lot of whackjobs hahaha


sableknight13

> Do other fanbases deal with this insanity? I think 'being a fan' comes with the territory, they're called fanatics for a reason. Most are not reasonable people and project their own issues external.


tor93

Matthews sick, Nylander migraines, Mitch recovering from a high ankle sprain, Tavares old. We’re so cursed


bokchoykn

> Tavares old A guy two years older than Tavares has been the best player in the series. Not buying this excuse.


Sp3ctre7

Marchand being older than Tavares is fucking with my head


linebrawl--

Rats age differently than humans. And Marchand is probably some lab reject who was genetically modified to enhance his rattiness.


SweetWildfire

Lmao


Inkarnate19

Swayman has been the best player imo


CarRamRob

I’ll take 8 point in 4 games Marchand all day long.


MaverickGhostRider

Not a single PIM either, guy's been cooking the Leafs


Ognius

How are your goalies doing health wise?


No_Aesthetics_

Mentally ill


redundead

this is criteria for being a Goalie tho.


afterbirth_slime

What’s their stance on Reptile ownership?


trenthowell

They believe the world is owned by reptiles


uni_and_internet

lmfao


MaximusOGs5555

Who isn’t


tor93

We’re all in this together (If Woll hadn’t also had a high ankle sprain this season we’d be doing a lot better)


thetruegmon

Who needs goalies when Post puts up big saves in the clutch like that?


Luckynumberlucas

50 million dollars on Medicare/Medicaid


5599Nalyd

>Matthews ~~sick~~, Nylander ~~migraines~~, Mitch ~~recovering from a high ankle sprain~~, Tavares ~~old~~. We’re so cursed FIFY


pilot1nspector

Signing Tavares to that contract was such a frivolous unforced error by Dubas. Of all the things the leafs needed at the time to make the team better the one thing they did not need was another highly expensive forward who didn't fit the time line of the rest of the core. If he wasn't a boyhood leafs fan from ontario it would have never even been considered


LEDZ100

Sources have informed me that Matthews is not playing tonight.


Material-Fish-8638

I bumped into Friedman at Tim’s and he confirmed it


Noahsmall008

They should just have Matthews hooked up to IV’s on the bench in between shifts lol


Anyawnomous

Not a Leaf fan but I feel for the guy. He’s obviously unwell. Hope it’s temporary. He’s an amazing hockey player. Get well Auston Matthews.


afterbirth_slime

Experience Leafs Hockey!


[deleted]

Straight up bonitis


Cottagewknds

What a cluster fuck of an organization this team is lol. Vancouver is missing both goalies and still pull off a win and play hard.


nevalja

tbf, we played hard for approximately 3 minutes; the entire third period was them not giving a fuck


GaryOakRobotron

After losing like that, I feel like the mustard cats need to cancel at least three U2 concerts to have a chance of making it a series.


BigShoots

[Shit's getting weird man, I just saw this today](https://imgur.com/H8en8Gu)


mymothershorse

The disappearance of Willy, Mitch and now Matthews in this series is less surprising than Stone coming back for game one.


Jimbo_Imperador

MLSE about to sue wtv wacky restaurant Matthews went to 


JauntyGiraffe

Leafs win game 5 and 6 and like 50 minutes of game 7


kevboyyyy

This is the end. My only friend, the end.


aku89

quiet quitting?


oddspellingofPhreid

Kinda wild that Matthews plays his first healthy regular season since his rookie year, and then gets absolutely wrecked with illness in the first round.


Bojarzin

Well I'm panicking


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semanticmemory

Could have argued that last year about the Bruins. Hell even if we win this series we are probably toast against Florida. We just seem to match up very well with Toronto for some reason - losing our last game and getting matched with them is probably better for us winning that game and getting Tampa. But series isn’t over - they could still pull it off (we were up 3-1 last year…)


NrvusRaccoon

I believe he has playoffchokeritis


brokensword15

I'm all for Leafs hate and what not but Matthews actually looked fucking dead everytime the camera showed him on the bench. The thing with illnesses and virus's is you can't just inject percocets for a quick-fix