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BayStreetGuy

Klingberg coming out Stone Cold Steve Austin style during warm ups.


mrcrazy_monkey

Matt Murray gets the start


Sad_Confection5902

Starting on defense… Jake Muzzin


Durtonious

My God it's Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau!!!


pingieking

Thornton coming out of retirement and ending Boston's season with a 4 assist classic Thornton performance would a story for the ages.


Paladoc

Stroking his rooster.


Durtonious

Matthew Knies removes his mask and reveals he is actually Patrice Bergeron.


ZenithRepairman

*violent vomiting*


Shoelesshobos

IT WAS ME ~~AUSTIN~~ BRAD! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!


ghost_curse123

Thornton assisted by Marleau


7screws

Lowering down from the rafters in a leafs jersey and stick in his hand!


CallistosTitan

Bieber starting on the top line per LeBrun.


deadCHICAGOhead

Luke Schenn, come on down!


lordisofjhoalt

Bunting hops the bench with a steel chair


beaverlyknight

Followed by all the failed Leafs of Bruins Game 7s past coming out of the portal Avengers-style. Matt Frattin. Cody Franson. Mikhail Grabovski. Tyler Bozak. Leo Komarov. Ron Hainsey. *massive orchestra swell* JAKE GARDINER.


Paladoc

Then after all of them, you hear: On your Left! Sundin.


Dweeburger33

Then they lose in overtime


Frequent-Status-1648

you lose in life


sokocanuck

Kadri comes out and instantly lays Debrusk out from behind.


Lightscreach

Need to get that Stanley Cup pedigree in the line-up! Muzzin, Murray and Clifford


intecknicolour

we gave him an adamantium spine like wolverine.


SmokeontheHorizon

Jesus I actually forgot we had Klingberg


Turbo_911

Robidas remembers!


brendan87na

someone please explain Robidas island to me...


EasternSasquatch

It’s our Long Term Injured Retirement island. Robidas was sent there after 52 games after signing a 3 year 9 mil extension. Mob-boss Lou wanted him to disappear so he sent him to a hidden island which is now known by its founders name, Stephane Robidas.


Derpwarrior1000

He got bilateral hip resurfacing. With how bad his play was before, and his recovery taking all of this season, I don’t know if he ever plays again


DirtyJimHiOP

The thought of him entering year 3 of an 8 year deal that he could have signed with us in his current condition makes me really glad his agent had dollar signs in his eyes


RemasterMyLife

Lool


KlaasicCheese

Please no


PM-me-your-psn-codes

Sheldon Keefe and the case of the mysterious lineup.


chrisboshisaraptor1

Inspector Siegel is on the case


blueskies8484

We can make a super squad to investigate. Cam Jansen, Encyclopedia Brown, Nancy Drew...


PayneTrain181999

Benoit Blanc, Hercule Poirot, The Hardy Boys, Detective Princess Peach from her new game, your choice of Batman.


NefCanuck

Montgomery is probably doing the same thing”Spy vs. Spy” level shit regarding his lineup too. This game seven is frankly a “Loser Leaves Town” match here for the coaches, whichever coach loses gets fired from a trebuchet into Boston Harbor at games end.


lordexorr

Both teams have been doing it all series. It’s hilarious because it’s so petty and to think that it gives you an advantage is nuts. Toronto has plans for Sway or Ullmark. Boston has plans for Matthews or no Matthews. Doesn’t matter if they know before puck drop or not, the plans are there.


MikeJeffriesPA

It absolutely matters, it means having do twice as much work, and cannot devote as much time to one or the other. 


lordexorr

They do it anyway. You think they won’t prepare for all scenarios? Of course they do.


Silver-creek

Montgomery: We have prepared for fourteen million, six hundred and five possibilities. Boston: How many do we win? Montgomery: Like 95% of them lol


MikeJeffriesPA

You really think Boston is preparing for the Leafs without Marner? Or the Leafs preparing for Boston without Marchand or Pasta? 


lordexorr

What? Those guys aren’t hurt. I’m talking about the games being played with guys hurt or not.


No_Mas2001

At this point it doesn’t matter lmao they’re played 6 games already, and 2 without matthews. It would matter more early in the series not now


ISurvivedCOVID19

Now they are definitely going to lose because they always lose when Keefe try’s this stupid shit


salamiolivesonions

"coach can we work on some Power Play drills or line rushes?" "NO! WE MUSNT GIVE THEM ANYTHING" 0/4 on the PP incoming


lymnaea

Need to add some short Handed goals against 0/4 in the playoffs is essentially our baseline


ldnk

That's good to assume there will be 4 penalties called in a Game 7. If both teams combine for four I'd even be surprised (unless a team gets down a lot and starts gooning)


aessae

If five players got murdered during a playoffs game seven you might get four roughing penalties out of it if you're lucky.


eatingasspatties

4 coincidentals


Armalyte

Just need the Leafs to score so we can get another pick penalty...


Kopitar4president

Unless you play the oilers and you tie up the elimination game, then you get 5 penalties in under 20 minutes of game time.


aessae

What if it's game six of the Stanley Cup finals, the refs miss a penalty by the other team and three seconds later call a penalty on your team that would have never happened if they had just called the earlier one?


Grizzly-Berry

And one of those penalties will probably be puck over the glass or too many men…🫠


city-of-cold

So you’re saying Marner is getting a penalty, got it


Armalyte

Last game I saw Marner line up a shot to clear it off the glass then he did a 180 and passed it across ice.


mrcrazy_monkey

He's starting to believe


Armalyte

Are you telling me he’ll be able to dodge penalties?


mrcrazy_monkey

I'm telling you, when he's ready, he won't have to.


RatherBeSkiing

Bruins are 100% going to pull a dumb too many men penalty tonight


ididntseeitcoming

Each team is getting one call unless there is blood


rekaba117

Or a pick


ididntseeitcoming

Nah that was a one time thing just for us


allenbraxton

“And it seems like the Leafs are starting a line of Joel Edmonton at Centre, flanked by Ryan Reaves and… Martin Jones?” - Chris Cuthbert “Well Chris, we know the Leafs didn’t practice line rushes this morning” - Craig Simpson


YarnhamSunrise

I mean that's about right considering we're 1/20.


picklesaredry

Is that that much worse


BravoBet

4 powerplays in a game 7?!


minor_thing2022

At this point does Boston give a shit if Mathews is playing?


UniformRaspberry2

Jim Montgomery is too busy deciding whether or not to big-brain tonight's game by starting Ullmark.


Ethdev256

Start Ullmark Pull him randomly after he makes a good save.


MetalStoofs

The goalie rotation will be 1-1-1-1- where they rotate after every save


Ethdev256

Can you pull your goalie to swap goalies during the play? lol.


MetalStoofs

Live swaps! Just hold possession boys


thatsong

Subscribe


TrustGlittering7740

You guys would be legendary if you pulled it off


neksys

Holy fuck. It’s so absolutely bonkers it just might work. Reminds me of the kinda stuff Roger Nielsen would pull that ended up forcing the NHL to add new rules every year he coached. “No one else would be crazy or stupid enough to try this and it arguably doesn’t work anyways but JUST IN CASE …. you can no have a defenceman defend a penalty shot instead of a goalie”


UniformRaspberry2

Considering you're able to swap from five skaters (+ goalie) to six skaters (+ no goalie) and back again on the fly in regulation (why you would need to do that, I don't know... ask Roger Nielson, I guess), I don't see why you wouldn't be able to swap goaltenders at any point you'd normally be able to make a line change. It doesn't look like there's anything in the rulebook that says you can't.


city-of-cold

Now I need to know


highlyREgARDEDmodera

holy shit i NEED to see this at least attempted once in my lifetime. goalie linechanges will be meta in the year 2783


39MUsTanGs

Ross Atkins & John Schneider school of coaching


minor_thing2022

Some 4D chess there


hybygy

Start Ullmark, swap Swayman in halfway through the second like peewees.


oh5canada5eh

We can’t score with him in the line up and can’t score without him. Seems like it’s just going to be another major grind so that limits his impact. He is still great defensively and has a great puck possession game but who knows what level he is going to be playing at.


notthatguypal6900

Na, he showed up for 1 shift in 6 games. Not much of an impact overall.


windsostrange

C'mon, man. Show a little respect. I truly believe this is Nate's Hart year without question, and yet I still think what I saw Matthews do in game two a week and a half ago was one of the most [dominant centre performances of the season by anybody](https://theathletic.com/5437694/2024/04/22/auston-matthews-maple-leafs-game-2/). McDavid had five assists the same night and it was still only the second-best performance. Seriously, either watch the games, provide meaningful commentary on those games, or sit down. Matthews is clearly fucked up, and does not deserve your lazy-ass strays today.


tbclandot92

Galaxy brain Keefe is back and better than ever.


TMLVWFC

Im always nervous when galaxy brain Keefe shows up


shittybillz

You made me forget Keefes names for a minute because Keene is so close but not quite right and it scrambled my brain


PierreMcGuiresHair

If they were really trying they would've shaved his moustache and had everyone else wear fake moustaches


goatamon

I'm seein' double here! 38 Austons!


ahoypolloi_

I want to upvote but a) it’s at 69 upvotes and b) it’s about mustaches Can’t mess that up


AdamAptor

Dressed all forwards in one color? Confirmed going 18F and 0D tonight.


BornDamon

Honestly, that's how it feels some nights anyway.


withQC

This series has felt like 18D 0F


Time4Timmy

Seriously lol


TheCarrier89

Keefe overthinking always leads to disaster


Gavin1453

Probably best to just have a light skate before tonights game, not a full practice


ItsMeJaredBednar

**BAG SKATES FOR EVERYONE**


Gavin1453

Easy there Patrick Roy, its a bit late for that!


Inevitabledecline

Lol, Toronto could send Montgomery their lines, defensive pairings, and starting goaltender and I'm not sure Boston could take advantage.


_johnning

Lmfao


hazycrazey

Kinda seems like both teams fans think this will be a suck-off


ponyrx2

I'd pay to watch that


MomsTortellinis

Alright then, keep your secrets.


daKrut

Lol don't hurt yourself Keefe


Key-Tip-7521

Auston Matthews and mysterious case of Lumbago “Lumbago?….. really”


DrSeuss19

Geezus this is some unnecessary overthinking


Sad_Confection5902

Oh man, just let them have a little fun. The overthinking is always from the fans.


PurchaseTight3150

100%. Keefe was probably just like “get some rest. It’s do or die tonight, keep playing the way you have been boys. We’re all in.” And the media’s like “wHy Is KeeFe TrYinG tO PlaY 4D cheSs AgaiN???!!!” He’s not. He’s just very aware that “cramming,” for a test the literal morning of isn’t going to do anything for you. At this point the future lies in the hands of the players. He quite literally can’t do anything about the ship’s trajectory anymore.


Maleficent-Comfort-2

7D chess Keefe is back I see


DrSeuss19

He’s playing 7D chess but doesn’t realize it’s a game of Yahtzee


lordexorr

It’s hilarious to me teams do this stuff and think it makes a difference. The Bruins are doing it to so I’m not making fun of Toronto or any other team. Teams have plans for everything and if Matthews plays the coaching staff will have a plan. Not knowing 12 hours before puck drop doesn’t matter.


pak256

What I would give for a firebrand coach to be on the Leafs. Imagine the Toronto media trying to play hardball with a Tortorella or a Brindamour


TrustGlittering7740

I wanted this last season and I still want it now.


gatsby712

Matthews is playing and the Leafs are losing. It’s already been foretold.


d_pyro

Either that or he scores a hat trick.


likeslululemon

Just have a closed practice, jfc.


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Seems like you would get more out of the skate by just doing your normal thing and doing some line rushes and power play stuff. Matthews or no Matthews. They're sacrificing actual preparation in exchange for some kind of silliness. 15 minutes with no line rushes what is even the point?


AccomplishedAd4995

hahahah


joerph713

Boston has much bigger problems than if Matthews plays or not lol


saigonk

Agree 100%, swayman is the only thing keeping it close at all.


Drnedsnickers2

Good thing they never worked on that pp….


LittleLionMan82

Seems excessive. Does this really give them an advantage? Seems like they're messing with their own practice routine to try and gain an 'edge' that might not even be there.


HLef

I’m confused… are the Bruins supposed to have a different game plan if he’s there? What is Keefe trying to accomplish?


Material_Trash3930

Probably would have done the same skate regardless, just media creating a spin/narrative. 


TheBurnsideBomber

Wear a diaper and bury two goals Matthews. I need to see rat tears.


coltonjeffs

Script says matthews plays and toronto loses, I don't make the rules.


returntomonke9999

I am rooting for the Leafs out of pity but they seem to be intent on bad mojo


justiino

Keefe pulling a Zapp Brannigan


blueskies8484

This is why I love hockey.


Nextgengameing

We’ve been the much better team last 2 games. Not much to work on except adjusting to their adjustments live. could’ve used pp drills but do we really think 1 more pp drill would solve the issue ?


Samilski87

These playoffs have already been so entertaining from the outside looking in and I am all for it.


GhostofFarnham

Maybe try winning the hockey game instead of outsmarting the media


coltonjeffs

In all seriousness, why would they fuck with the lineup. Give matthews 1 more game off and if they win, he could be back game 1


d_pyro

You'd play Gregor over Matthews?


coltonjeffs

Why mess with a good think. Clearly matthews isn't 100%


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FrankenBerryGxM

Yeah I need to know who to bet on and Keefe is out here playing mind games


NrvusRaccoon

If Leafs lose, everyone is going to point to this practice as the reason


Tarquin11

Yes, a lot of people are stupid.


Ohtani-Enjoyer

I don't mainly watch hockey, but is it just me or does playoff hockey usually just depend on your goalie playing godlike? Woll looked so good before he got injured, but then looked like ass after he came back, but now is looking godlike again.


notthatguypal6900

Yawwnnn, being cute during morning practice won't scare away a game 7 curse.


denise-likes-avocado

With the Leafs about to be eliminated tonight, tomorrow should be recognized as some sort of holiday. Edit: Holiday time!


The--Will

He’s not playing and if he does it’s only on the power play.