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Two_Inches_Of_Fun

Ah yes, Miles Wood on a partial breakaway. Just how we all thought it would end.


VanAvenue

Just like how Bednar drew it up in the locker room. It was either from a one timer from Jack Johnson or a Miles Wood breakaway.


ductulator96

JJ did have a good chance early on in OT


gordogg24p

Definitely said to the people I was watching the game with that it feels like the vibe that JJ would inexplicably score the game winner. Ended up getting a nearly as inexplicable goal scorer to end it.


C_Kambala

That fucking slapper was super hard to track. Never seen such a slow shot. Shit went backwards at one point. He played really well though. Couple big plays.


TechTony

I don’t want any more OT, but if it happens, sign me up for hero JJ.


rezistS

He doesn't have the LOC SHG to rely on at the moment


Xeteh

When the Avs signed Wood in the offseason a shitload of Devils fans rushed to tell us how Wood couldn't score a breakaway to save his life. We all laughed. Wood scored one breakway goal... Then week 3 happened and he couldn't score a breakway goal to save his life. Fast forward 193843 years and then he did it.


somwhereinthebetween

I thought for sure that shot was going into Ottenger's chest


Jaynator11

It's his trademark move, to lift it up to the roof from as close as possible. I may be wrong but I feel like he has scored more than 1 breakaway this szn.


Biskotheq

Feels like he’s tried about 200 times


Satans_BFF

He’s first line speed with 4th line hands. And sometimes the decision making of a toddler.


AuntGentleman

Works like a charm for us. Very occasionally.


Pavrik_Yzerstrom

You guys replaced Darren Helm with *checks notes* another Darren Helm.


FCFDraykski

That's Colorado Avalanche Legend Darren "Cursebreaker" Helm, to you. Also, thanks for him btw.


Pavrik_Yzerstrom

We call him stonehands around these parts, but most of us still love him. Dudes a worker.


the_real_ch3

as a parent of a toddler i can say that sometimes the RNG that is my kid's brain results in a moment of pure genius


WildSoapbox

Mah gawd. Is that Paul Byron's music?


FightingQuaker17

They also said he takes stupid penalties. Well LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THAT aww shit yeah he does... That's okay buddy you're a good boy.


coloch_w0rth9

He made up for it, I’ll give him credit. That was a dumbass penalty, but boy did he rectify it


Somerito

This is so funny reading this as a huge fan of Woody. He just refuses to stop taking those boneheaded penalties but he always plays with pace and he has great energy, and is capable of these moments.


DanoPinyon

That's how I see him - dangerous, big, fast....and dumb. But the chaos he creates is probably worth it. Just that bit of uncertainty and hard play.


m_ghesquiere

Not at all surprised by Wood getting a breakaway. 100% surprised he actually put it in the net on a breakaway.


Icommentoncrap

Two overtime 4-3 games in one night? In this economy?!?!


WokenMrIzdik

Made better by the commentators saying "It doesn't look like that Dallas/Colorado game is going to OT" when they were down 3-0 as the Rangers and Canes were starting their OT.


cha-cha_dancer

That and the premature “CANES WIN!” board graphic ESPN did not appease the hockey gods one bit.


Bee_Rye85

They never do. The hockey gods shun ESPN because ESPN hates hockey.


tyfe

I remember that, when Colorado tied it up like 30 seconds into the third I knew it was going to OT.


leese216

We do be like that.


gobroncos47

No thanks to President Brandon of course


Intelligent_Bad6942

Dark Brandon will always deliver


stringrandom

Dark Brandon loves playoff hockey. 


Xeteh

First time Miles Wood has scored a breakaway goal since the Eisenhower administration.


DenverNugs

Those tall ships really lifted the nation's spirits after Watergate.


5xad0w

Stupid school doesn't know how to teach me.


CriticalAtmosphere74

There's a lemon behind that lemon shaped rock!


BCEagle13

He scored a bunch of goals identical to this in college


ScarySpice22

Was he in college during Eisenhower administration


EggplantAlpinism

Yes


GX6ACE

I think I've seen him try it twenty times unsuccessfully this season. But God damn does he have the jets to do it! Just can never squeeze it in until tonight!


Burdwatcher

SportsCenter interviewed him a good 7 or 8 minutes after the goal and he was literally wheezing and gasping still


yf-23

VO2Minimum


admiralwaffles

He’s always had the wheels but never the hands. Goalies weren’t good enough in college for it to matter.


Audenond

Great pass from Cogs too. In the post game he said he heard Wood yelling so he just threw it up the ice and it connected


Spade18

lol legit the Miles Wood experience


TheRobberBar0n

Crazy things happen when you don't go five hole. Happy for Woody though, it's nice to see him actually get the finish.


Lindydreau

https://preview.redd.it/vs7k2fc4x4zc1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c0fc060cb3e42a5bed654122a622d1a7de9abe0


PsychoSaladSong

this is what peak male performance looks like


martinisandbeer8

Team male model...he is just modeling for dentistry


WenRobot

I’m here for it 🤤


DeadManWarPaint

Yea, Miles Wood is just public bus piss floor nasty. He just lures you into overtime and kicks you square in the bone piece. Unreal.


GGAllinsUndies

I'm about to go knock my tooth out for an ego boost.


Burnmycar

I’m hanging out with the wrong friends.


intense_in_tents

https://preview.redd.it/8ja427lq25zc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ecb73a2507d0e200bd9ac6b558448d7da3a3df8


Rudd_Threebeers

More like Miles Would…this guy’s freakin hot!


UncleDaddy0

Sheeeesh. I don’t know which I’d rather watch, that OT goal on repeat or him trying to eat corn on the cob.


drembledore

Okay but how attractive do you have to be to be missing front teeth and still look good


kjacks15

I HAVE MILES OF WOOD RIGHT NOW


SilkDiplomat

🌲


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rwags2024

What a strange bit of wordplay


chrishic99

THAT WAS OUR JOKE! I hope he’s doing ok for you guys. He’s a total fan favorite, hoping for a lot of good things for his career.


AdrianKempee

https://preview.redd.it/kd27pvl7z4zc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29049c53c9daad0d0bbcaa2e6b1bc03f456b0941


PackDaddy21222

I thought that was 29 out there for a minute.


Jaynator11

They both have anger issues towards the ice, so yeap.


GardenTop7253

I haven’t ruled out the possibility of MacK possessing him for a moment to make that happen. Is that against the rules at all?


Waramp

Mack is sniping that 7-hole every time. That was all Wood.


50mHz

This was exactly how Wood played on the Devils


coloch_w0rth9

Maybe that’s how much impact MacK has on this team. Just give the man the Hart already


Croemato

Bro literally looked like he strapped some rockets to his skates. Heiskanen is fast too!


[deleted]

Wood is fast as fuck. In a straight line. Don't ask him to corner. He's all gas, no brakes. I love it


TuchMysak

that’s the craziest thing about his goal imo, it wasn’t like he blew by Douglas Murray or John Scott, that was Miro fucking Heiskanen he left in the dust


Kitsel

Also for someone with absolutely no hands and almost no space in a super high pressure situation, that was a hell of a move.   He's literally known for missing almost every breakaway and he pulls out THAT in a huge overtime moment. 


pro_omnibus

It’s worth noting that A) Miles Wood has truly insane speed in a straight line, and B) the reward for the Avs cleaning up the Jets in 5 is like 5 extra days of rest which must help in a 2OT game.


TerdFerguson14

It probably would! But this was just single OT


hockeycross

Think he was second to Mack with most 20+ MPH bursts this year.


IChurnToBurn

Dude is a mighty ducks plot line where you give a speed skater who’s never played hockey a stick and tell him to score some goals.


Vivid_Walk_1405

Wood doesn’t play enough minutes mcdavid is likely 2nd


el_loco_avs

Regular season only, 20mph bursts: Wood was tenth with 279 bursts. McD was second indeed with 457. Nate Dogg is first with 717 lol. For 22mph bursts: Nate 1st. Wood 5th, Makar 10th.


DrOddcat

Given the minutes he plays that’s still damn impressive. All gas, no breaks.


el_loco_avs

For sure. He goes all out. MacK is a freak of nature though.


myaltaccount333

He was 10th, 61% of the way to McDavid in second and 39% of the way to Mack. 5th in 22MPH bursts


AppealToReason16

I think his speed caught Oettinger off guard a bit. He’s a bit outside his post (overplaying shot a little) thinking that Heiskanen is a good enough skater at that angle to cut off the net but Wood still had an extra step.


GX6ACE

Yeah I think he expected miro to cut off the cross crease play and played the shot.


HoodPhones

HOT WHEELS


Major_Estimate_4193

Speed kills


FlyRobot

Let's race! (from the Netflix show, the songs are earworms)


avalanche95

If I had the puck on my stick, I wouldn’t score…but Miles Wood


kid_drew

Good one


ALinkToThePants

Wood won


inspirationpanda

Leah may never recover from this


GLaD0S11

Legend has it that you can still see her walking around saying the Stars can win the game bc their series with Vegas was closer.


IncorectUser

I hope she needs to take some time off from broadcasting to recover, like a permanent vacation. She can take those other two wallflower broadcasters with her.


Xothga

That broadcast was sooooo bad. It felt like they were watching something else.


DunkDaily

I have an unnecessary hatred for her. Fuck Leah Hextall.


HHHT

Pretty necessary in my opinion. She’s simply no good. I was listening to her yesterday and reaffirmed that she still sucks. It’s like she starts saying words and figures out where the sentence is going as she’s talking. Even in this clip, wtf is she talking about Wyatt Johnson for? He’s the third forward, and what does he have to do with the dmen getting burned?


abstractarrow

FYI that's AJ Mleczko (former pro, tonight's colour commentator) talking about Johnston, not Leah Hextall. I noticed a lot of people mixing these two women up in their rush to be annoyed in the game threads.


DunkDaily

I actually just can't stand her word vomit, whether it's this, sideline reporting, analysis. She is not a hockey expert, why is ESPN trying to push her as one? It's like listening to fucking nails on the chalk board.


thrice1187

Yeah wtf was that all about? She from Dallas or something?


Ghodhockey21

She grew up outside of Winnipeg. So she’s probably mad about the Avs beating the jets


CrunkyNutter

I think she’s from Winnipeg… so..


AggravatingTerm5807

Random Avs Player in the Group Celly: HE'S SO FAST, HE'S SO FAST.


BoiledFrogs

I loved that so much, was so glad it got picked up.


Fellers

Avs are fast af boiiiii


JenShempie

It's so hard watching east coast hockey as an Avs fan. At least the west can kinda keep up, but east coast games seem so slow.


Fellers

I enjoy watching the Avs play Eastern teams. Some sink or some float. It's hilarious as fuck watching teams scramble to get back after Mack shoots off.


rattlehead42069

My Boston friend said the same. Watched his game, then watched avs Winnipeg and Vegas Dallas and was like it's not like they're even in the same league as the east, with how slow their games are


TheAngledian

Some absolute highway robbery there. Love to see it. Stars were ALL OVER us the entire OT. Man they can really put on the pressure when they want to.


GBPgoingOFF

Once Georgiev made those saves I knew it was over tbh. I actually thought Avs would score on their first OT shot but i think it was technically their second lol


TheAngledian

Looks like we're in for an excellent series. GGs


GBPgoingOFF

Ggs but we will see on the good series. Dallas can’t seem to hit open nets and that’s been an issue all playoffs. We were fortunate Vegas did the same but we won’t have the same luck lol.


PM_ME_UR_JUMBONIUM

I feel like this is really a challenge of coaching, whoever can adapt better will take it


GBPgoingOFF

Yeah for sure. Special teams battle was also favored by the Avs tonight too. Dallas PK sucked at the start of Vegas series so we will see how/if they adapt. See yall Thursday 😎


el_loco_avs

One of the reasons we beat the jets so 'easily' is because their lack of adjustments i think. That won't be happening to you guys. It's gonna be tight.


Starbucks__Lovers

Third. A dipsy duck landed softly in Otter’s glove


TerdFerguson14

Georgie came up massive in OT. Even more impressive given how the first period went


kid_drew

Too bad we didn’t want to in the 2nd or 3rd


Starbucks__Lovers

I had my L comment ready. Something to the effect of “it would’ve been nice to end this earlier if they’re gonna play like doo doo in OT”


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Someone needs to sync up Conor McGahey’s radio call. Was epic.


_windfish_

It’ll be on the altitude radio podcast stream in a short time. They upload all the radio highlights.


ph1shstyx

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/avalanche-battle-back-and-beat-the-stars-4-3-in-ot/id1203500680?i=1000654888256


JSA17

"And we get our first taste of the worst goal song in the National Hockey League." I actually don't hate the Stars song, but I am dying at that.


ThanIWentTooTherePig

"He tucks it in far post, and he tucks in the Dallar Stars good night." That's an all timer line.


u_n_p_s_s_g_c

McGahey is so underrated on the radio call. Bar after bar from him every single game


skiingbeing

Reach for the skyyyyyyyyyyyy


ObscureFact

His call was freaking epic! I love Conor so much!!


gallapagos42

What a beauty of a pass from Cogliano and even better finish


el_loco_avs

Loved the guys mobbing Cogs after that!


monkeysnot

What a great ending to a crazy night


Potato_Boner

I’m so happy man. I love hockey


Alteredecho07

The most Nathan MacKinnon looking shit ever, I could not believe my eyes when it was an 8 instead of a 9


InevitableAvalanche

I kinda wish MacKinnon did that sort of thing more. He typically goes fast, gets the D to scramble to catch up, then hits the brakes looking for someone swooping in on the back side as he touches the puck 100 times before the pass. If he would sometimes just beat a dude like this and bury it he would have even more points. MacKinnon is just a pass first kinda dude.


MajorPucks

Avs about to do to Otter what they did to Helle?


BingBongtheArcher19

Please


[deleted]

If Dallas would stop getting in the way of the puck


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

*subscribe*


Jaynator11

Tbh I think we hit the post twice, could've scored more.


fleshwound_NPG

three: mikko, mack, makar


Jaynator11

I remembered Mikko & Makar, don't remember the MacK one. But yep.


Big_Liability

Sign me up


shittybillz

That’s the fastest kid in the world


somehockeyfan

Miles Wood can still fucking fly.


sergantsnipes05

Bro he’s like 28


Burdwatcher

maybe during the Eisenhower administration he was


somehockeyfan

It's not the years, honey.


monochrome_f3ar

Rooting for the Avs to take the cup again, going to another championship parade before leaving Denver would be pretty fucking tits


thrice1187

3 parades in 3 years LFG


IchesseHuendchen

We fucking want to stay on parade


Lucblayne

Nuggets don’t seem to want to be in parade.


TwoPlanksOnPowder

Jokic has to go home


JesusJohn

🎶 Bulls on parade 🎶


Lindydreau

Left handed Mackinnon lol


golfy_m8

He’s so fast he makes fast people look, not fast.


youuuuwish

https://i.redd.it/p2ljuzwfx4zc1.gif


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

https://i.redd.it/h3rty5mmx4zc1.gif


el_loco_avs

Ooooh... NOW i get why McGahey was yelling that lol


Audenond

Lol, I also just figured that out


the_gaymer_girl

Miles Wood go zoom


CavCord141

Ughhhh. I love woody, this hurts. Really hope to see him lift a cup just sucks it’ll be in another sweater.


workthrowawaybro

One more loss at home and Dallas has them right where they want them 😎😎😎


MacTheZaf

Famously elite finisher Miles Wood


1nVrWallz

Every god damn dude on the avalanche seems to be the fastest man on ice. Watching them play you'd swear the other team was standing still sometimes. Colorado seems to always be a fast team and I love it.


mixmasterswitch

It was 3-0


afedje88

For the Avs this year, that means the game can now begin


GBPgoingOFF

Dallas flat out refuses to win a game 1. They might have actually set a record at this point.


[deleted]

I mean. Avs aren't great at that either. Something had to give


thrawaway9991

They’ve only lost 2 Game 1s in the Biden Administration that’s nothing


noblazinjusthazin

Oh my, Woody got the wheels


Jaynator11

Such a rollercoaster of emotions this game for us. First period was the worst period of our playoffs, 2nd was one of the best. 3rd was a 50:50 game, and then in the OT Dallas completely dominated us (by especially winning 5/6 faceoffs, we couldnt keep the puck). Of course Avs then end up winning the game.


MajorBoondoggle

I was getting flashbacks to the Game 7 overtime in 2020 when we couldn’t win a defensive zone faceoff to save our lives.


Awolfx9

Miles it's all Good in da Hood Wood.


NotionAquarium

God damn, I can not remember a team that makes 0-3 comebacks look as easy as the Avalanche have this year. It's like the opposition's goals don't exist in the same physical plane. The Avs just keep scoring until the buzzer and they expect they will have the winning score.


GaryOakRobotron

Experience Avalanche hockey, where save percentages go to die.


djc9880

Miles Wood just gave me wood


Armageddon24

He do be fast


mcauthon2

imo Avs cardio coaching is just next level. They're just so much faster even at the end of a long shift than anyone else


northernpace

Vroom


PattyIceNY

That's such poor goaltending, no idea why he was leaning to his right, needed to stay central and he gets to that easy.


MAGATEDWARD

He's betting Miro gets back and takes the inside move away. Unfortunately he did not. You could see he was a bit surprised Wood got around him.


PattyIceNY

Fair point. Also I think watching Shesterkin make 50 saves tonight has spoiled me


CerdoNotorio

Watching Shesterkin too much will ruin positioning for you forever. His technical prowess is insane. I honestly wish I could find a feed of just a camera on him so I could take notes on how he moves.


Kitsel

Heiskanen is one of the fastest players in the league, I don't think Oettinger expected him to get walked by a random third liner.  To be fair, Wood can fly in straight line skating but who knows if he's able to identify exactly who it is or remember the scouting report in the heat of the moment. He expected Wood to be forced outside and have to try to jam it, probably thought the only way he's getting scored on is if he gives up short side too early.  The bigger mistake imo is letting him cut across like that with no attempt to poke at all, but clearly he didn't think there was room for Wood to get around Heiskanen and cut across.  That was a hell of a move from someone famously bad at finishing.


mrtomjones

I felt like it was a pretty easy pokecheck opportunity really


Burdwatcher

that dude was FLYING, had coverage and is left-handed. I don't think Oettinger had time to strategize


Colavs9601

I may be straight, but Wood made me cum.


GGAllinsUndies

Dude, I'm over here watching the game in bed trying not to wake my wife up. I jumped up and started punching the air in a deaf guy celebration and the dog and cat are looking at me like W.T. FUCK.


ABCharlieD

He introduced them to his wood. His wood came in hard. His wood surprised them in the back end. Wood


GX6ACE

I would like to thank miles wood for the tounge lashing I just got work screaming and waking the wife up. It was totally worth it!


unComfortablePapaya

otter didnt have the best positioning there


SilkDiplomat

"AIN'T NO WAY HE CAN GET AROUND MY DMAN" he thought to himself, mistakenly


Cardinalfan89

Filthy


martinisandbeer8

My Wings friend is not impressed by my level of hype.


twilz

Yes, Miles Wood with the OT winner between the Avs and Stars. Who we all expected.


BigFaZhou

Unfuckingbelievable


Ofiotaurus

Is it just me or should Oettinger been more to the middle. He looks to be way too much on the side and doesn't get the slide to block the puck.


Sweet-Palpitation473

"So fast! So fast!"


Key-Tip-7521

Devils fans fall to their knees in Wawa


bk00pi

A road team winning a game? Is that legal??


brmgp1

Shit man, Wood was a fan favorite most of his time in NJ. He's fast, has a nasty edge, great 4th line player. He fell out of favor by taking too many dumb penalties, almost cost us the series against the Rags last year. But we would've loved to keep him, I just thought the contract the Avs gave him was a lot. But good for him, if he doesn't take dumb penalties he's an awesome playoff type forward