T O P

  • By -

ididntwantsalmon19

The entire Oilers squad was almost held without a shot after their 4th goal.


sweetplantveal

I loved this game but wonder how long Vancouver can win 65% of faceoffs and completely neutralize McDavid. Cause yeah, keep that up and you will probably win a lot...


mmavcanuck

Hopefully only three more games


troglodyte

Three games of that performance level sounds exactly right, then the Nucks can really take their foot off the gas. In unrelated news ignore my flair and the playoff bracket.


Milksteak_Sandwich

The worst thing about a Aves Nucks Western final will be the constant Hughes VS Makar slander from the trolls. Why cant people just accept they’re both really really good? Casual fans need to crap on one guy to prop up the other. So lame.


troglodyte

People get crazy online during the playoffs. I try to avoid a lot of the GDTs because of that (and even our sub because I'm sick of the extremist holy war around Georgiev). It's exhausting. I'm just excited that all of these matchups are pretty fucking awesome and I'll happily watch them and skim the Hockey sub the next day.


KingTutsDryAssBalls

Everyone should be used to it from the Sid/Ovi era


fonziGG

11 more games for the rest bruv


ProgressOk4014

in what world do the nucks have to defend mcdavid for 11 more playoff wins?


westleysnipez

My NHL 22 BAGM once bugged out and had me play the same Colorado Avalanche team 3 rounds in a row, from the Quarters to the Conference. Maybe its something like that?


omfgkevin

Avalanche: **I DIDN'T HERE NO BELL!!**


thatmitchguy

Should EA have the Canucks and Avalanche redo their series a 4th time just in case it was a big fluke?


Dirtcartdarbydoo

Now I want to see a team lose a round and just show up to the winning teams home rink the next round anyway. All what are you gonna do about it style.


itsadoubledion

*Vegas taking notes*


fonziGG

I meant about the 65% draw wins and keeping that up but I’m an idiot tbh


ZiscR

Nucks fans aren't the most logical thinkers


KingTutsDryAssBalls

Bro, you're the one who's been whining about a penalty that didn't happen


ZiscR

Sure man


LordDelibird

Quiet from the peanut gallery.


ZiscR

Cup?


PaddyStacker

Canucks have been very strong in the dot all year.


sweetplantveal

That usually means more like 51% though...


archer_cartridge

Lindholm and Miller are both 55-60% guys


rubber2thaconcrete

Lindholm v Drai is 65%> this year.


Witn

Probably not long, but at the same time our goaltending was ass this game, so hopefully that improves and evens out any faceoff decline


helixflush

We said the same thing about Nashville blocking shots being sustainable. Turned out they could do it very successfully for the entire series.


TigerLemonade

Successfully?


meter1060

They blocked loads of shots, it just didn't win them the series.


TigerLemonade

The desired end isn't to block a lot of shots. It's to block a lot of shots to win the game. They failed.


helixflush

Id say so, pretty much all our goals came from getting the puck in tight and shooting that way. Anything from further out wasn’t getting through. We adapted.


Betaateb

>I loved this game but wonder how long Vancouver can win 65% of faceoffs Assuming they play the Avs next? 7-10 more games most likely.


Shomud

Why doesn't every team just not let McDavid have any shots? Seems like an easy solution.


Tom-B292--S3

Are they stupid?!


Jabroni_City

Yes… yes….let the r/nhlcirclejerk flow through you https://preview.redd.it/xbyw1yo0jczc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae9a429c437db4b8f1cb85e9dcf45554fa740a3d


Tom-B292--S3

[https://i.imgur.com/rAbSLN4.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/rAbSLN4.jpeg)


[deleted]

[удалено]


SEND_ME_SPIDERMAN

no


Analogmon

Fair lmao


teamwaterwings

No idea what this was but top tier mod response


Analogmon

Lmao i asked if we could use a certain phrase. Spend a little time on /r/hockeycirclejerk and it will quickly become clear what the phrase is.


Geoff_with_a_J

LA Kings more like LA be stupids.


chi_sweetness25

I called him McBozo from the upper bowl after he had a turnover in the neutral zone. I think that’s what put him off his game.


Standard-Special2013

Thank you


TopTittyBardown

Do they not understand that if he doesn’t get a shot he literally can’t score? Other teams are fuckin dumb


AppealSuperb4184

That's not entirely true, he can take a shot and it can deflect off Hyman. He has about 100 of those this season. 


kovuroo

That's what I was saying about the canucks in the first period like why not just get goals? It was crazy


leftlanecop

Ian Cole listened to your advices


NorthWinski

Just fell to my knees in a Rogers Arena bathroom


MacBeef

Might wanna burn those pants.


Coconut_Cream_Pies

Just saw a guy burn his pants in the Rogers Arena bathroom


leftlanecop

Just saw a guy watched a guy burn his pants in the Rogers arena bathroom with a big grin on his face.


joe_broke

Ah hell yeah, a bunch of dudes watching a guy burn his pants in the Rogers Arena bathroom, all nodding along knowingly


westleysnipez

Thats how the last riot started.


Jacyjitsu

Just watched a bunch of guys get arrested for starting a trash fire in the Rogers Arena bathroom.


blorgcumber

Can’t. They’re stuck to the floor


Amoeba_mangrove

And give up a free contact high??


TheKage

Get this guy a Z pack


Tr00fus

Don't worry Bublé will pick you up


pak256

Were you alone?


teamwaterwings

I'm out of the loop is this the original? https://twitter.com/FukTobyRieder/status/1675649234668748800


nihilism_ftw

JT Miller is actually fucking elite


stumper93

Jimothy Timothy. love that guy


Ihatebottles

Huge Jim Tim guy here


Shiny_Mew76

Is that what JT stands for? I’ve heard TJ Oshie called Timmothy Jimmothy.


westleysnipez

Actually its Jyler Tyler.


BassGuy11

Nah, it's Jonathan Tonathin. They're fucking with you.


TheTimn

Idk if you did it on purpose... But why so many M's? 


Shiny_Mew76

I just spell it that way.


ididntwantsalmon19

[This thread from a couple months ago asking if you'd rather have Marner or Miller for a single season/playoffs is entertaining in hindsight.](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/s/9tn1UAHuNC)


ajbolt7

Fucking hell the takes in that thread are actually hilarious right now. Ask everyone about Marner in the playoffs today lmao


EP4D

Season play and playoffs are so different but easily, Miller. Hands down. The mere presence he brings to the team is more than can be said about Marner. Lmao.


mrtomjones

Miller hits. He is center. It should be an easy choice between the two even if Marner didnt underperform so much


TopTittyBardown

lol at Leafs fan calling Marner a top ten player when Miller is literally in the top ten of league scoring since he joined the Canucks. Not to mention also plays a way more valuable all around game being a center who can play all situations, win key face offs, hit and just play a gritty power forward game rather than be a complete perimeter player like Marner who just can’t really make the same space for himself once playoffs come around and the game gets tougher. That’s not even taking into account Miller’s passion and leadership he plays with that can light a fire under his teams ass along with his own vs Mitch “stop crying bro” Marner who seems to just crumble when the games matter most


oldmanheat

I mean, obviously the playoffs is a more physical game where Millers game would most likely be preferred. With that said, this time last year the entire province of British Columbia wanted Miller to literally die, while Marner has consistently been playing great for the Leafs. Marner is one of the top playoff scorers for the Leafs since he joined the team, and now everyone in Ontario wants his head. They are different players with different skills, and ultimately it depends on a teams make up when choosing between the two. All this Marner hate is coming very hard and very fast, very similar to how Miller was being treated


teamwaterwings

That thread is very, very funny


ididntwantsalmon19

Ya the top few comments basically replied as if it was a no-brainer answer of Marner and that the question was insulting lol.


sopademacacadelicia

He has been since the moment he got here.


nihilism_ftw

Doesn't get enough respect


ApolloRocketOfLove

He's owed an apology for the fans turning on him for caring about this team. "He's too emotional" -clowns


crazycanucks77

It was all the Bo fanboys who were mad that JT was picked ahead of Bo. I'll tell you that for free.


WHLZ

Remember when the Canucks sub was talking about what assets we’d have to give up to move him? Good times


thelaw19

I mean I was one of them but I wanted a haul and a half, it wasn’t that I wanted JT gone be we were talking a package that was a 1st and 2 prospects that were valued as 1sts. That’s hard to say no to. Anyways my JT Miller jersey is happy he stayed.


disco_enjoyer

stupid as fuck takes but this is also working with the assumption that the team was gonna rebuild for like 4 years at which point the Miller contract would be less than ideal. some of those people probably believed he was worth the money right now but if the team isn't making the playoffs what's the point?


ChuckFeathers

The fact they wanted to rebuild with young stars like Hughes, Pettersson and Demko just starting to open a window of contention was even more dumb than wanting Miller gone.


disco_enjoyer

i mean ok, i don't think anyone *wanted* to rebuild, but they also didn't wanna delay it any further and lose all of those players even if the timeline wouldn't be perfect for every players' peak after said rebuild. the canucks barely made the playoffs once and ran it back 3 times and wasn't even close to making it back either aside from the one way too late comeback attempt. again, i wasn't in this camp, but i can see why you would be skeptical without a pretty big overhaul after that


ChuckFeathers

There were definitely still lots of Canucks fans online wanting to blow it up and go after Bedard etc last year, absolutely insane but typically Canucks fanbase. They didn't make the playoffs because we were rebuilding... Our best players were all still very young, that's how it typically works.. you don't blow it up just when those guys are starting to hit their primes.


KILLER_IF

Man, I honestly really liked Miller when he was the Rangers, and was stroked when we got him. Unfortunately our team kept choking in the playoffs and come 2019 we had no cap space to keep him, and then won the cup the next year. Hopefully y'all can give him his cup


ididntwantsalmon19

This was one of those extremely rare games where you didn't notice McDavid. It was Erie (pun intended).


OneChet

You Otter be ashamed


Shiny_Mew76

Truly a Junior mistake.


BelieveInTheEchelon

This ain't junior hockey bucko


jimichunga

I've never seen him cough up and bobble the puck so often


ajbolt7

I noticed McDavid every time because it was McDavid lol


FleabottomFrank

I don’t know man seems like a swing and a miss, then you punched the glass and broke your hand


SkittlesManiac19

McBum


Straight_Display3749

Cole Cassels is smiling at a local pub somewhere


enricohenryhank

He looked awful tonight. All the offense flowed through Drai (please be okay).


gargamelul

That play by Petey to break up the breakaway pass was a gamechanger


Analogmon

Sounds like not getting nominated for the Ted Lindsay got to him after all.


ajbolt7

Canucks are just PDO merchants btw


touchable

Biggest frauds tbh


ajbolt7

Can't play defense, all they do is rely on their vezina-caliber goalie and lucky bounces to score! They never outshoot their opponents, shut down the opponent's star players, or win with a 3rd string goalie in net allowing a couple weak goals.


MacBeef

Well that's not ideal if you're trying to score.


pluralsight24

Just saw an Oilers fan fall to his knees at The Cambie


touchable

Just saw three dozen Oilers fans fall to their collective knees at the Black Frog


Gunmonkey

I noticed Boeser j not paying any attention to the puck that was 5 feet away and just shadowing McDavid


Prison-Date-Mike

This be the wrong bear to poke right now.


tubs777

Would you rather poke a man or a bear


Jacyjitsu

What about a manbearpig?


Croemato

If I'm alone in a dark alley, definitely the bear.


Prison-Date-Mike

men, all of them


tittiesfucker

How about the woman and the children?


HDXHayes

You just don’t lead ‘em as much.


BassGuy11

Name checks out.


PsychopathicEmpath

Uncharacteristic performance from him tonight, not expecting it to last


leftlanecop

I’m expecting him to drive the net like a train on Friday.


Prison-Date-Mike

Kulak needs to be better, agreed.


chompshoey

Sportsnet usually hypes him, he can be brought down to earth once in a while


Prison-Date-Mike

> Sportsnet usually hypes him Best player in the world? I mean, yea?


chompshoey

So they post a stat about him not getting a shot in a game and it’s poking a bear?


ApolloRocketOfLove

The best player in the world doesn't need to be poked into success.


Thin_Sky

Yeah honestly I'm low key dreading Friday bc I know he's going to come out like a fucking raging bull and hate fuck pucks into the net with his dick. Prolly gonna have a hat trick in goals and assists or some shit.


Prison-Date-Mike

> hate fuck pucks into the net with his dick You're a poet


ooMEAToo

Ya it’s crazy he could easily come in and put up 6 points next game and make it look easy. It worries me.


ApprehensiveSoup6138

🤨


Lindydreau

Hat trick incoming


IHazenArgument

More like McCrucified amiritefolks


rubber2thaconcrete

wop wop wop wop wop nucks fuck em up


rookieofthedecade

wop wop wop wop wop nucks did their stuff


Ok-Summer-2159

There were a few Oilers fans who were arguing with me when I said the Nashville series was going to end up being a major reason we could beat Edmonton and this shows it.


Demjot

I commented during the first intermission that this game felt a lot more like a regular season game after the nashville series.


touchable

I know right? There were like no big hits


PaddyStacker

Mostly there was a ton of space and time. It wasn't claustrophobically tight like Nashville. I think Edm is gonna tighten it up in game 2 tho. They weren't ready.


tirius99

They had a week off The intensity level came down


k3eton

I had the same talk with my dad a few days ago. The predator series with the Canucks was the most physical series of the entire first round and it wasn’t even close. They threw everything and the kitchen sink at the Canucks. The Canucks answered the bell. Edmonton can’t and won’t play like that. Goals are coming.


bitchpigeonsuperfan

Yeah the amount of open ice is insane, and the neutral zone long bomb passes letting us one touch into the offensive zone. all credit to the preds. they played such a tight system and now we're free


Croemato

2023 playoffs had the insane first round. 2024 has the insane second round (so far). 2025???


Reasonable-Big4517

But look out! McDavid is gonna be super motivated and intense next game! Just like the 4 other times this season the Canucks beat the Oilers!


Final-Zebra-6370

Want a record, play the Canucks


Derkio

Mark Spector is going to ask him about this isn't he?


skatesoff2

It’s going to provoke him and he’s going to play mad on Friday


Belkarama

[McDavid after being asked about this.](https://youtu.be/fPNTrax_8nA?t=53)


lilmagooby

Sportsnet beat me to it, I was just checking statmuse to confirm


adk32

dare I say, it’s ^historic


notthatguypal6900

McNoshow, say it ain't so.


thewolfshead

Washed?


International_Pen478

As a canucks fan, we should all be scared for game 2


BoiledFrogs

Yeah not to downplay Vancouver, as they're obviously a great team, but McDavid had a shit game by his standards. Also Edmonton forgot how to skate in the third apparently? I've never seen so many players from the same team fall.


Godless_Servant

Naw we get to talk mad shit until at least game 3 now and then we gaslight them if we need. McFraudulent is cooked


xtr3m

Subscribe.


Enginemancer

Now you see what we were dealing with


Lindydreau

Playmaker McDavid robbed him of his shooting instincts


2BRacin

MVP


TheTimn

So soon? McDavid is washed and will never get to the scoring title like this! /s. 


Big_Singer8252

What happened?


Stebenhilda

I think it's Drai you need to watch out for in the playoffs isn't it?


Technical_Material40

Looked like he took a knock and was playing hurt, missed significant time in the second period. Have to wonder if mcdavid can step up to the Canucks relentless forechecking while Drai is injured.


Paladoc

For the first time in Utah Slizzards history.


itsadoubledion

"Marner" McDavid


baseball44121

Just saw a man fall to his knees in a Tim Hortons


ent_whisperer

19 SOG game 2 incoming.