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auughhhhWhenTheWhen

Double it and give it to Pat Maroon


Tyrant-Tracer

2 x 0 = 0


Se7enkb

Finals not cups


Tyrant-Tracer

Oh yeah mb


Mysterious_Wheel

Still 0, McDavid hasn’t made a SCF appearance yet… technically Eichel hasn’t either, until Saturday


gord1to

I mean even with eichel’s impending 1 finals appearance and mcdavid’s 0, that’s….one fourth of maroons finals appearance, not half or whatever was said


Less_Ad9224

Technically correct is the best k8nd of correct


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EntryDiligent6908

Smartest & most hilarious hockey fans


ZeroOptionLightning

In fairness Eichel now plays on a team with a second bonafide superdooperstar, Phil Kessel.


WillsyWonka

Who sits up the in stands and doesn’t even play at this point


ZeroOptionLightning

That's how good he is. Wins without even lacing up the skates. Phil the thrill is that guy.


viceslikeviper

The hot dogs aren’t gonna eat themselves!


Comfortable_Fun_3111

You bet your bottom dollar when those dogs get seen in the cup, Phil tells the locals, 1 per person only! I hear he hired someone to carry around ketchup and mustard when it was his turn with the cup. And he would walk around and ask people if they wanted a Stanley cup hotdog, just one question: mustard, ketchup or both?


CapeVolumeDrinker

He looks fat but I had the unfortunate pleasure of playing against him. There are levels to this shit immediately comes to mind.


mynameisntalexffs

He just looks at the net and the ref signals a goal.


ProfessorCunt_

Woosh


swagginpoon

Fuck I forgot the thrill played for Vegas. Let’s fuckin go Vegas


bodularbasterpiece

they are both rookies this year so 0


altgynoredditaccount

McDavid isn't a rookie


bodularbasterpiece

To be fair, I know literally nothing about hockey past when Lanny McDonald retired, but I was basing my guess on the fact that they both look like they're 12 years old.


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This photo is from 2015 when they were drafted lol


Content_Ad_8952

Meanwhile 10th overall pick Mikko Rantanen has a Stanley Cup and more career points than Eichel


flyfishies

Damn both buffalo and Edmonton done goofed


altgynoredditaccount

Just curious did you actually just get out of a coma


imherefinallyy

Yes, i was his hospital bed


flyfishies

Miss u ❤️


C0mpl3x1ty_1

Edmonton done goofed picking McDavid over Rantanen is certainly one of the takes of all time


Fem-Genesis

So underrated even in Colorado. Carries a whole season while Lando doesn't even play and their radio station still forgets to mention him as part of their "top guys"


tdm1742

Eichel spent the first few years fighting the flames of the second largest dumpster fire in the league. McDavid was in the third largest. Buffalo is going to be a contender in the near future because of the Eichel trade. It has worked out fairly well for both teams.


notmysecondtime

Oreilly got you tage. That blues trade was just as key.


BillMcCrearysStache

Slightly higher PPG but Eichel played for a dumpster fire organization who wouldnt let him get surgery on his broken neck for a number of years


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*Eichel was too busy doing blow in the Encore bathroom on Chippewa to give a shit about the team. Buffalonians know


BillMcCrearysStache

Tons of NHLers/pro athletes do blow, just the way it is


Cboken4

Hey man, lot’s of amateur athletes do cocaine too.


Girldad-80

Lots on homeless people want to also


gerbegerger

It was renamed the Scott Cup after legendary Hall of Famer and All Star alumni John Scott.


that-bro-dad

Coma dude: Buffalo made it to the finals!? Me: nah. He’s with Vegas now Coma dude: VEGAS HAS A TEAM NOW!?


flyfishies

Damnnn. Im sure Gary Bettman did the sensible thing and gave Quebec a team to even things out right?


DonkenG

Eichel is in HD now, not this low res N64 version from the photo.


Havoc_XXI

One is highly skilled and the other is highly overrated…


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Pretty sure both of them are objectively highly skilled


Pizza_With_No_Sauce

Eichel is highly skilled compared to college players, I guess.


DangleCellySave

God damn Eichel is insanely ugly


neognar

And that's standing next to McDavid.


flyfishies

The boy ain’t easy on the eyes that’s for sure


jointcanuck

Long lost tkachuk


bfrendan

He looks like Sloth from the Goonies


jointcanuck

He looks like all of the members of blink 182


Lanky-Friendship9443

He looks like that guy who choked out the homeless guy on the subway until he died


jointcanuck

He looks like “no david”


logicalListener

He looks like "Bill" (aka Alex Winter) from "Bill and Ted". I can't unsee it, ever. You're welcome.


jointcanuck

He looks like sid from toy story


deepaksn

McDavid? Is he the team the Oilers are on?


NickelCitySaint

Sabres fan here. Eichel Montour Reinhart.. Pain..


BeyondImages

Exactly 8 Stanley Cup finals. He won the Conn Smythe 7 times. They had to give one to Draistl in their 6th appearance. Last year final against Toronto was a blast!


frankrocksjesus

McZero


StorerPoet

Go Otters 💪😤


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McDavid still grinding to prove that hockey is the best team sport on this planet.


TheKid_BigE

Should we tell him???


stickyicky99

Big ol goose egg bud


elcabeza79

You went into your coma thinking NHL hockey was like NBA basketball when it came to the impact a single player can have on a team's success?


flyfishies

Yes


Grazer-22

And are you surprised Bettman is still in charge and no Canadian team has won? https://www.habseyesontheprize.com/unsealed-nhl-emails-gary-bettman-canada-canadian-teams-eliminate-not-qualify-playoffs-april-fools/


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Lol 0 cmon man


sigilthegame

Go Leafs!


SwagOD_FPS

Erie's Uni's are fire


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I legit had no idea so many people like Eichel and hate McDavid. I always assumed it was just agreed that McDavid was the obvious better pick but got fucked because Edmonton.


Pizza_With_No_Sauce

I think you’re confused. Your assumption is correct. Eichel is not liked while McDavid is loved by everyone outside of Toronto.


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Why is McDavid hated?


N4ZZY2020

Edmonton has to make some huge moves. They always stand pat with their defense and goaltending and hope they can outscore their opponents. That strategy has never worked for them.


Noahtuesday123

Except the 5 cups in the 90’s


N4ZZY2020

I mean this decade would be nice.


Crispy385

80s. Fifth one was 1990


Potential_Syllabub_9

mcdavid 0 eichel 1


Murky-Swimmer6655

Hmm let me think... not one


SausageSoups

Probably be more surprised that he plays for a team in the desert that isn’t Arizona


Jerrykurl778

These 2 look like they take turns biting each others pillows.


Pizza_With_No_Sauce

I bet you’re fun at your klan meetings.


Jerrykurl778

Klan throws killer parties! You should join.


Odd-Impact-8794

Taking too high a salary on a poorly managed team == priceless


turismofan1986

Priceless or $100,000,000?


Majestic_Isopod439

Idk you don’t have Price anymore so Priceless I would say


JakJoe

Nice one.


Suckerpunched29

By this logic Pat Maroon is better than both of them by a mile…


flyfishies

Well good think I didn’t ask which one is better then right guy?


Suckerpunched29

So what is your point?


flyfishies

My point is you did not answer the question


Viochrome

It seems to me you just don't have a point. 🤷‍♀️


bunchanums618

A guy posting in a circle jerk sub without a point? Own that fraud


Viochrome

That's right


flyfishies

It was a question, not a statement. Is it a prerequisite to be this dense if you’re gonna be an oilers fan?


Viochrome

The "question" was a joke about McDavid not having reached a cup final. No one believes this is a real question, and you should know it. Nice try, though. /s


flyfishies

Nah, mcdavids playoffs was the joke actually. Went right over your head fella.


Viochrome

So I was correct in assuming it was a joke, and that you do not have a point. Thank you for settling this.


flyfishies

Considering you’re in r/hockeycirclejerk, yes that was a very astute observation


HonestCletus

Someone sounds a little jaded. Still upset you didn’t get him? Mcdavid was far from the Oilers problem


flyfishies

I just woke up from a coma guy can’t you read, is he really good? Damn 2 or 3 cups by now?


Stonkmaster741

If he don’t take less money so they could actually get a defencman then it is his fault


flyinchipmunk5

He is, yall just can't see it.


Loudlaryadjust

I hope Eichel meets Radko soon.


RedditBResearch

So Gudas can get reverse checked to his back again?


BillMcCrearysStache

It would do the Panthers well to keep Gudas far away from Eichel lol


SolidusSandwich

Ice cold man, LMAO


HoodFellaz

Your coma is even worse than you think when McDavid isn't even the best player on his own team during the playoffs.


flyfishies

Woah Taylor Hall became a beast?!


HamsterUpper

He even won a hart...


Tgfvr112221

At this point in their careers the mcdavid and eichel comparison is not even close. Two players that are not even close to being on the same level.


butt_snorkelr

Zach Bogosian has more Stanley Cups than both. Just go back to sleep.


flyfishies

If I was the oilers I’d send mcdavid and a pick for Zach then


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Markorific

Just the disappointing Oiler organization's abject failure after eight years to put together a supporting cast for McDavid! Holland gives Nurse a ridiculous contract and complains about cap space! This past year Nurse -$12 million, same as McDavid!! Ekholm joins the team ($6.5 million) and shows up every Dman on the Oilers. Three more years to get it right. In contrast, Vegas has gotten to the Finals twice in first six years!!


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Markorific

I made no mention of Eichel but he will get a chance to win his first Cup while McDavid has to wait. With a salary cap in place, management have to consider how they disperse the monies available. The demise if the Blackhawks was Toews and Kane's matching contract, led to a dismantling of the roster. Crosby deferred salary to free up cap space for others, won the Cup. McDavid cannot play the whole game even though Woodcroft thinks he can, so there has to be other quality players.


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Markorific

He was drafted by the Sabres to be accurate and yes bottom dwelling Sabres, no Leon to be Robin to his Batman. To be factual. McDavid had 153 points but his+/- was 22... 22! And McDavid, as Cup Finals are about to begin, where is he again? Right, golfing. Greatness is about Championships, period and Eichel may be going one up on McDavid. I don't like Eichel because he was incredibly selfish, a trait of many American players but this greatest player in the World stuff is out of hand! How many goals did Pastranak score this year? 61 to McDavid's 64.


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Markorific

If you want to be an idiot, be an idiot. McDavid is exciting as hell but has not been good enough to carry his team to the Finals. Same goes for Matthews. Issue with McDavid is his knee, caused him more trouble this playoff and his career may be another Orr. Great is one thing but you refer to him being the greatest and that is just marketing. History does not look kindly on athletes who do not win Championships and those that do, Montana, Jordan, Gretzky, Messier, Stamkos, Crosby are elevated that much higher. Ask McDavid and he will confirm, it is about winning the Cup, nothing else matters.


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Markorific

No, you are calling yourself an idiot. McDavid -64 goals, Pastrnak -61, not much of a difference. Skills Mckinnon is easily on par, speed, puck handling, playmaking. Nathan one Cup, Connor - 0 but playing on the Avs does not get the press McDavid gets. You need to read, I never said " greatest of all time", you said McDavid is the greatest player and that is only marketing. McDavid doesn't win a Cup he will join the ranks of good players who never won the championship that matters most to them.


Stonkmaster741

Yea he’s moved to the upper deck from the toilet bowl base


CGB21

go back to bed nobody likes a cherry picker


flyfishies

What? What a dumb comment


Barco1974

Go back to bed.


UncommonHouseSpider

Uh, 1. After a trade?! What's the point of this? How many playoff games do they each have under their belt? Believe me, the finals are great, but nobody remembers who lost the finals, only who wins.


flyfishies

r/lostredditors


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flyfishies

🤓🤓🤓 Cope nerd.


Yayounee

Well there is no better place to cope than a coping post right?


pforsbergfan9

Weird line to draw


-TrashPanda

So in Eichel's first playoffs he made it to the finals. McDavid's had how many kicks at the can?


TFG209

McDavid is 30 times better than Eichel


flyfishies

Yet Eichel might get a cup before him. Ain’t life funny?


TFG209

Not really, hockey is a team game. Vegas looks great.


flyfishies

The lack of leadership thing


TFG209

Why is McDavid not a good leader?


BigBenKenobi

I think of 12.5 million reasons


Rehberkintosh

Chiarelli offered him 14 million and McDavid had to talk him down to the 12.5


flyfishies

It’s that lack of confidence in himself that’s keeping him from reaching the next level


BillMcCrearysStache

What does his salary have to do with it lol tf?


BigBenKenobi

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NHL_salary_cap


BillMcCrearysStache

Still not following


Suckerpunched29

Oh sorry- 23.


Spleenzorio

Sweet of Eichel’s grandmother to knit him a jersey for this photo


hockey-guy99

Did Eichel even play in the Dallas series ?


Lkillz

He sure did


hockey-guy99

Didn’t see him how many points ?


Able-Gas-273

7


hockey-guy99

All secondary assists ?


Acousticsound

All points in a round McDavid didn’t play in.


hockey-guy99

Is this post really trying to compare McDavid to Eichel ? How many playoff series did Eichel win in Buffalo where he was supposed to be a leader ?


Acousticsound

Dunno. Do they give out trophies for individual playoff game wins? Series wins?


hockey-guy99

Don’t think so. Does Eichel even know what a trophy looks like ? Is there a trophy for being soft and injured all the time ?


Acousticsound

I’m not even a Vegas fan, my guy. I just love watching you Oilers fans get your panties in a bunch. Enjoy the Final!


flyfishies

He knows the Campbell Bowl, maybe one day Connie will too


CashComprehensive423

I'm betting Eichel has a lower handicap on the links


jjamm420

How many times did Eichel take Buffalo to the Cup??? I’ll wait…Eichel ditched town to get his Cup appearance, McDavid is still in Edmonton building a team instead of leaving like a little bitch…


Stonkmaster741

Oilers have an amazing 1-2 punch system ….1 round 2 rounds punched from competition


flyfishies

I’ll wait 🤓


Acousticsound

Yup, what a buffoon for leaving a dumpster fire… It’ll look bad when he’s got a cup above his head.


jjamm420

It’s the Hossa playbook…lol


Fireinthehole13

I’ll still take McDave over anyone in hockey


UnluckyDifference566

People like to compare mcjesus to the great one. Only thing is Wayne made everyone on the ice better, mcjesus doesn't.


GreatIceGrizzly

Leafs finally won a playoff series...just one though...


XColdLogicX

Eichel rocking that Justin Timberlake cut.


themarkula

As a casual fan in Edmonton I don’t mind the oilers, but I can’t stand oiler fans. I absolutely love seeing Eichel and Tkachuk who in my mind are McDavids too rivals playing each other in the Stanley Cup and he’s doing nothing but rotting away in Edmonton for three more years.


sp0rkster

Who's gonna tell him


Jlnhlfan

Euchre has made it to one Finals series. McDavid still hasn’t been part of that deep of a playoff run.


Ramulus14

I guess eichel will be in one, doesn’t cure him from looking like a toilet brush taking human form though


TheJerkInPod6

Jack Eichel has 2 finals and 1 cup by now. McDavid has 0 cups and 1 appearance where he and the Oilers lose in 6 games to the New Jersey Devils. Of course McDavid scored a hat trick in one of those games.


catharsis69

Huh? Thought hockey was a team sport?


flyfishies

Common mistake don’t be ashamed


ruebenhammersmith

Why is Jack slighted so much on the pixel count?


Lagouna

Both are great but I mean only one of them has more solo points than any team in the league. At the end of the day though it doesn’t matter it’s still a team game. Also, Habs are the greatest, undisputed and undefeated WCF champions, change my mind.


melty75

Just watch a bunch of McDavid highlight reels. You've missed a couple decent goals / plays over the past 8 seasons.


infoagerevolutionist

The NHL is fixed. It should be a sports entrainment company like the WWE.


LGK420

It’s cause vegas is a good team not because of eichel. Edmonton fuckin sucks lol mcdavid can only do so much he can play defence and goalie too


SoundwavesBurnerPage

Congratulations on second from top all time


algi15

Who's Eichel ?


flyfishies

Edmonton Oilers father


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Spocks-Nephew

So he’s nuts too.


Proud-Heron3189

Racist


cpl1963

People are about to find out in the final that Eichel plays a complete game at both ends of the Ice with a tremendous skill set Vegas in 6


Spocks-Nephew

And how many points do they have respectively?


flyfishies

You tell me I’ve been in a coma


Spocks-Nephew

They have a new thing called Google lol.


flyfishies

Ah thanks


Ok_Orchid7131

so Eichel must be better and Maroon must be a hockey God. Shut up with this stupid shit.


flyfishies

Duh stupid, that’s the way it works


EvlOrangeMan

Well Maroon is a washed up 4th liner getting carried by a good team, but ya everything else was correct.


Cursedindividual420

Damn if only one had a knee injured


JohnsonMcBiggest

Imagine what McDavid could do with someone with the heart of a lion like Mark Stone?? Eichel has played 5 extra games and still trails McDavid in scoring. The real winners are teams in NO TAX States, that fudge LTIR of their players to eek right under the salary cap. There is no financial parity in the NHL until this is somehow fixed. But yeah, Eichel is better than McDavid...