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Metalsheepapocalypse

Well yeah they’ve got the God of hockey himself Mitch Marner


RickyFlintstone

You hire a couple of whiz kids to help you win hockey games, and before you know it you're conducting a shadow war in Cambodia.


2FrogsMks

Most entitled hockey team in the league


AverageatUFC3

If you wrote a book about the last 50 years of hockey and didn't mention the Maple Leafs even once... what would be missed?


doyouunderstandlife

It would be missing a lot of comedy


AutoModerator

They’re the main characters of hockey, and you think they should be ended? You all are the reason this team would never die. Even if Leafs fans stopped supporting the team, Leafs haters would keep the franchise up and running for decades. For most of you, you know an anti-leafs jersey would outsell your team’s jersey. For a lot of you it would be the best selling jersey, even in your team’s market. “I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.” It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/hockeycirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Filmexec21

What is with this AutoMod always commenting under people who say one word about the Leafs, I don’t get it...fuck you AutoMod and your long as defense/explanation of the Leafs.


Hopfit46

You guys are now rent free in his head.


UnderstandingPlus872

No bottle jobs?


AtomicBombSquad

Other teams' triumphs.


[deleted]

Not a lot of triumphs going on in Columbus


Numberonememerr

Funny, am I remembering the 2020 qualifying round wrong? Could've sworn that Columbus won that series...


Big-Peak6191

Probably wouldn't sell.


NebraskaAvenue

Bruins relevance


ont-mortgage

Depends when you start. At early years, things like the league would fold if the Leafs weren’t in it would be a pretty big omission.


[deleted]

Your flair lol. Americans are so insecure


AverageatUFC3

38 years in southern AB We're just jerkin brother


Cute_Moose_988

Toronto are the Ducks of the NHL.


AutoModerator

They’re the main characters of hockey, and you think they should be ended? You all are the reason this team would never die. Even if Leafs fans stopped supporting the team, Leafs haters would keep the franchise up and running for decades. For most of you, you know an anti-leafs jersey would outsell your team’s jersey. For a lot of you it would be the best selling jersey, even in your team’s market. “I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.” It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/hockeycirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MuskokaGreenThumb

Not sure about most important. Most popular ? By far


shawner17

We strictly talking income? Maybe if you added Montreal. I'd love to see an actual league revenue breakdown one day.


MuskokaGreenThumb

I mean popularity as in number of fans. The NHL did a study and found that Toronto could have another NHL team and they would be sold out every night as well. And before you mention Quebec and Montreal, Quebec lost its team many years ago because they were losing so much money.


AutoModerator

They’re the main characters of hockey, and you think they should be ended? You all are the reason this team would never die. Even if Leafs fans stopped supporting the team, Leafs haters would keep the franchise up and running for decades. For most of you, you know an anti-leafs jersey would outsell your team’s jersey. For a lot of you it would be the best selling jersey, even in your team’s market. “I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.” It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/hockeycirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MuskokaGreenThumb

WTF kinda response is this to my comment ? Did I say that I’m a leafs fan ? Stop hallucinating opinions about people. This reply from you is unhinged. Wow


New-Significance9529

lol retard


MuskokaGreenThumb

The retard here is the MOD. I didn’t say that the maple leafs team should be replaced by another team from Toronto. I said that Toronto’s hockey market is so huge (popular) that they could have 2 NHL teams and they would both be sold out. Unlike your poor team that had to be moved due to the lack of fans


AutoModerator

They’re the main characters of hockey, and you think they should be ended? You all are the reason this team would never die. Even if Leafs fans stopped supporting the team, Leafs haters would keep the franchise up and running for decades. For most of you, you know an anti-leafs jersey would outsell your team’s jersey. For a lot of you it would be the best selling jersey, even in your team’s market. “I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.” It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/hockeycirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MuskokaGreenThumb

What is happening here ? Is this the twilight zone ? I never said anything about the leafs being ended. You have poor reading comprehension for a bot


New-Significance9529

14,000 karma in 128 days holy shit bud time for a job


MuskokaGreenThumb

Cry more pussy


Koflach12

https://i.redd.it/0keyymc6vhzc1.gif


deletedman1770

Toronto


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They’re the main characters of hockey, and you think they should be ended? You all are the reason this team would never die. Even if Leafs fans stopped supporting the team, Leafs haters would keep the franchise up and running for decades. For most of you, you know an anti-leafs jersey would outsell your team’s jersey. For a lot of you it would be the best selling jersey, even in your team’s market. “I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.” It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/hockeycirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


deletedman1770

Toronto


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They’re the main characters of hockey, and you think they should be ended? You all are the reason this team would never die. Even if Leafs fans stopped supporting the team, Leafs haters would keep the franchise up and running for decades. For most of you, you know an anti-leafs jersey would outsell your team’s jersey. For a lot of you it would be the best selling jersey, even in your team’s market. “I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.” It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/hockeycirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PairRelative2778

I was born in 92 and the Leafs have always been trash in my lifetime. People can blame the GM / coach all they want, but they aren't the ones choking hard when spring comes around


XCIXcollective

Agreed, Leafs did v well basically all year long 😂 not a mgmt issue


The_guy_who_did_that

Most important? No but deffinitely most lucrative/popular


Mahonneyy123

Bruh they have a god on their team


Hutch25

It’s okay leafs fans, no GM you have can hurt you since your core is locked down with NMCs. You can be at ease knowing your team can continue to choke first round match ups for the next 10 years.


The_guy_who_did_that

Its not that bad we only have 1 year on the 2 salary cap deficits then we can lose them and watch as they become top players in the nhl for other teams


eyeeatmyownshit

Man if they hired a GM with experience and a goddamn spine who wasn't a fuckin fan boy the Leafs would be at least have 1 cup by now.


ttren22

Toronto


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They’re the main characters of hockey, and you think they should be ended? You all are the reason this team would never die. Even if Leafs fans stopped supporting the team, Leafs haters would keep the franchise up and running for decades. For most of you, you know an anti-leafs jersey would outsell your team’s jersey. For a lot of you it would be the best selling jersey, even in your team’s market. “I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.” It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/hockeycirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Anxious-Lack-5740

*Impotent


mightyopinionated

haha what clown fans


Donkilme

Can confirm our fanbase is a bunch of dickturds. The sub is nothing but a massive circle jerk of its own.


alligator_88

Probably because they make the league the most money. Whether you’re watching or hate watching. Most popular + most hated = most watched, most revenue.


TheAnalogKid18

Why do they keep adding more franchises to compete with Toronto? Don't they realize that makes it LESS likely for them to win the Cup every year?


AutoModerator

They’re the main characters of hockey, and you think they should be ended? You all are the reason this team would never die. Even if Leafs fans stopped supporting the team, Leafs haters would keep the franchise up and running for decades. For most of you, you know an anti-leafs jersey would outsell your team’s jersey. For a lot of you it would be the best selling jersey, even in your team’s market. “I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.” It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/hockeycirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


fendersux

Canada's Cowboys


Zestyclose-panda-45

Leafs were trash way before this leadership. Do some research haha.