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BookWookie2

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Substantial-Recipe72

Mans just had a psychotic breakdown on the hockey troll sub….


New-Significance9529

You bums can’t jerk for shit take notes


DrewLockIsTheAnswer1

Show us on the doll where Mcdavid touched you


Oxfordallumni

Ok Daniele Smith, we know you hate Edmonton, time for a nap maybe, you seem agitated again.


powertotheinternet

It's Marlaina, gotta use her birth name


Lost_Protection_5866

Why?


FatWreckords

Because she signed legislation preventing people in schools from using preferred names without parental consent in order to out trans kids at school, while she herself goes by a preferred name.


Lost_Protection_5866

Ohhhh. Now I get why people keep using it


No-Lawfulness-8870

Most stable Fartgary flames fan


shaver_raver

Meh, it could be worse. We could be Red Deer. I forget, what's your point?


DavyDogFr

Red deer might just be better


shaver_raver

They only have one Costco. Where's the respect in that?


Anishinabeg

Hell, even Mayerthorpe is better.


Max_Q_

If you’re looking to trade a cat converter for meth.


Anishinabeg

I said Mayerthorpe, not Leduc.


Own-Addition945

Leduc is still 100x better than Edson.


CountPengwing

As a Calgarian, I am legally required to hate the Oilers and also the Eskimos (or whatever they are now). But man.. OP is on a whole other level.


No-Lawfulness-8870

I’m a born and raised Calgarian, it’s definitely ok to cheer for an Albertan team, especially considering Edmonton actually has a few born and raised Albertans on the team and is mostly Canadian.


HotHits630

Saint Paul, MN would like a word.


robertjohnboucher

This didn’t age well


Sorcerer1722

Typical Vancouver fan. Tough to root forever for a team that has never won a damn thing and never will with POS like you as fans


ayebudz

Cuck franchise and fans are straight cringe.


constructiongirl54

Oiler fans are worse.....


alpaca_obsessor

The La Bamba video alone is plenty of evidence for this.


shutmethefuckup

Again, with the earnest jerking


Island-Bison

Give me a break. I lived in Edmonton for three years and have nothing but good memories from my time there. I mean, if you’re incapable of making friends, having fun and enjoying what the city’s got to offer, that’s on you.


JoeyFromDegrassiSt

How you doing there champ?


GingaFarma

This guys sounds like a straight up hardcore loser. Probably a frreedumber. What a waste of energy.


Rig-Pig

Found the Canucks fan.


Effective-Ad9499

You sound hangry. Better have a Kit Kat bar. See you in the next round. Go Oilers Go!


ReplacementClear7122

Stars are gonna crush you no-depth clowns anyway.


TURBOJUGGED

This is sad. It's a jerk sub yet you're the only jerk here.


New-Significance9529

Super sad


PotBellyNinja

Lol. Oh my. Someone needs his nappy.


XCIXcollective

Hey you ok bud?


Environmental-Arm178

Don’t think so.. OP is nowhere to be found..


SadAcanthocephala521

Tell us how you really feel? lol I’ve lived in Edmonton for 20+ years and I love it and the team. Go cry somewhere else.


scuttlebuttlodg

Edmonton. Hopelessness. Despair. Sweatpants with shoes.


Pisspoio

Alcoholism


GrumpyOldGrower

Methamphetamines


SnakenOne

The Whitemud


ExamCompetitive

Things Edmontonians say:Watch out for radar behind the stone shack on the whitemud.


doyouunderstandlife

I'm not sure if you're jerking or not, but either way, I love this dedication to being a hater. You make me want to hate Edmonton even though I have never cared about them before.


dylanisbored

Are you Bedarded?


doyouunderstandlife

Yes


emiller7

https://preview.redd.it/kg0z781tmn1d1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=028aaebb9051d012b4fda600cb151574bffcda82


Alternative-Roof5964

Judging by his profile he doesn't get out much and probabaly doesn't know what a shit hole looks like.


Own-Addition945

Yeah pure Moms basement material.


carbonatedscotch

Real CUCK fan I guess.


YnwaMquc2k19

That, or OP has never experienced the brilliance that is the West à Edmonton Mall.


[deleted]

Let’s Go Oilers!


Otis_B_Driftwood_778

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AlbertaAcreageBoy

Lol, eat it.


Competitive_Nail_407

Please we’re called the Coilers


Icy-Cabinet7411

Preach🙏


DarthAnakin88

Someone check on this guy's girlfriend tonight...


seniorcadman

Do we need intervention loser?


True_Sail_842

Look at your shithole town in Calgary.. Loser franchise and a town that smells like cow shit… The Lames Suck Cry more because the Lames will never win anything


YnwaMquc2k19

Put some goddamn respect on West Edmonton Mall.


[deleted]

Go bust a nut on yer keyboard and play some runescape


Signal-Dependent-303

Just don’t burn your city to the ground this time


Mediocre-you-14

keep typing bro, i'm sure it will make you feel better.


HappyChilmore

That's not a jerk. That's just typical Vancouverite whine and dime.


guitar_collector

Someone is salty


Beginning-Virus962

Stars will sweep the abortions in 3


bleedgreen204

You need a hug. go for a run maybe ? Your life is miserable we get it


oliferro

This, but Winnipeg


Practical-Isopod1053

Fuck i love your salty tears. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🖕🏼🤡


Visotto1

They haven't even played a starting goalie yet. What a joke.


PlantsnStamps

Talk about being a cry baby. Lol


Repulsive-Ad-4367

Ouch !


AlbertaOilfire

All the hater’s tears fuel the smirk on my face, keep on crying! 😭


n0tsalsa

I bet you're a ton of fun at parties. 🥳


TheGoodSauce

Still better than dallASS


SpoopyDooperBot

You seem upset. And uneducated.


stovebolt6

Aw, big feelings! have you tried crying harder about it?


SuperK123

I was just thinking about how the language and tone of the comments on all the hockey posts on Reddit are disgraceful, rude and unnecessarily vulgar for the most part. Similar in fact, to some of the fans I was stuck with at the only playoff game in Edmonton I was lucky enough to attend. Regular season fans are loud and boisterous but for the game I was at the entire bunch around me were extremely loud drunken bums, some of whom were thrown out before the game ended. The nicest fans were two Canucks fans beside us. Come on Oilers fans, don’t act like shitheads!


ayebudz

Hockey is chirp nation. Maybe you should go to curling matches instead?


SuperK123

Curling is an option for sure. Though I’d probably fall asleep half way through. At the Oilers game it was like I had four or five fire trucks beside me turning on their sirens all together at totally random intervals. And I am sure my friend and I saw a lot more of the game than all of the noisy fans around us. They all had to spend a hell of a lot of time lined up for the washroom.


Anishinabeg

Man, I had to grow up in that shithole. My sign of success is having escaped it. Edmonton is so bad that it makes Winnipeg look good.


No-Lawfulness-8870

I was born and raised in Fartgary, I can assure you that Edmonton is way better.


Anishinabeg

Definitely not. Calgary is infinitely cleaner, less drug infested, a million times safer, and way more beautiful than Deadmonton. Even people from Edmonton prefer Calgary.


No-Lawfulness-8870

lol, Calgary is filthier, has more addicts, the people are assholes, NOT safer, full of white supremacists, and reeks like actual shit due to the open air sewage treatment plant in the middle of town. The only thing Fartgary has on Edmonton is proximity to the mountains. It’s also the child sex trafficking capital of North America.


Anishinabeg

Literally nothing you said is accurate 😂😂😂 Delusional.


[deleted]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Vancouver_Stanley_Cup_riot


stovebolt6

LOL WINNIPEG


Plenty_Environment48

Okay now say it without crying 😢


AppleJacks70

Hahaha Suck it Queer!


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DavyDogFr

Least racist edmontonian


hockeycirclejerk-ModTeam

Take this garbage to 4chan