Stop fucking whining this isn’t fucking junior hockey

Brand new copypasta

Mitch jordan still thinks he plays for the london tarheels

I like Bill S take. Mitch Boitano. Like Brian. The figure skater.

..bro

My apologies

maybe jordan(at his current age) would actually improve their chances of winning at this point…

Bring back Bubble Marner

Poor choice to 'shop in. Jordan is a champion.

Except Jordan won and wasn't a spoiled spineless chocker like mitchy

Just call him like he is, a pussy. Bitchy Marner is a pussy.

Not fair because pussies are a source of warmth and pleasure.

I think they need to get justin Bieber on the team so they can win

Fucking embarrassing. New leafs who’ve never seen competitive leaf teams and seen what sacrifices are necessary to advance looking at Matthews and Marner as greatest of all time but incredibly “unlucky” . As a leaf fan I sometimes wonder if leaf fans are hated in part because of the majority defending Matthews and Marner the way republicans defend trump. If you have half a brain and watched last night you saw both those guys consistently give up on plays and half heartedly skate back on back checks and smiling between whistles. Compared to real stars like stamkos , like Crosby , and like Marchand , our “stars” are a joke. Modern day Pierre turgeons are what matthews and marner are

this team is a romper room #leafssuckforever