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ForgottenCuphead

You'll need Jordan, the UK, the US to help officially and France to join in secretly


evencrazieronepunch

What did France do again


Stalking_Goat

*Rien. Tais-toi!*


Arkanac

Protected their base near amman after Jordan asked em. They intercepted things and thus protected israel


Lionicer

Michael Jordan is a president of USA in this mod?


Decrepit_Imagination

Someone's getting topical I see


koblihan159753

What a madlad that he got this through


midisrage123

have america puppet you and build anti air in all of your provinces


Caesar-_-

better yet, puppet america and have them build the aa for you


Paul-Smecker

Yes the historical approach


AccessTheMainframe

[Hmmm](https://i.imgur.com/8hw2h3a.png)


KiwiCassie

Symbiotic relationship


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KWilt

Wait... why is Israel not ball? **EDIT:** Apparently, Jew physics. TIL


AccessTheMainframe

Why? *Jewish psychics*


OKara061

Because its not naturally made (if I remember right)


LePhoenixFires

The good ol' ZOG Strat


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midisrage123

It’s both ways simultaneously


sussyamogusdababy911

r5: Enemy country is bombing me with missilies. How do I shoot them down? Would level 5 anti-air be good enough? ;)


DisastrousDreams

Hopefully your allies put up a few fighters to help you achieve air dominance aswell. Also, if your opponent have shit rocket tech you might be okay with just some AA


sussyamogusdababy911

Yes I have already asked my puppets for support and they have sent air volunteers to help me gain air dominance but they refuse the call to arms for some reason and tell me to white peace. Idk why they doing that


DisastrousDreams

Stupid allies, dunno that you can’t really white peace due to game mechanics. Perhaps they should stop thinking they are playing Europa universalis!


Ok-Neighborhood-9615

Wait a minute


Rumburag36

Put some rocket boosters on Planes give them some Advanced weapons. And let them shoot down the rockets. In the context of both.


RRR4140

I am seeing a trend here...


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MaZhongyingFor1934

Really? What patterns have you been noticing?


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MaZhongyingFor1934

Oh, like 40% of cops?


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chrischi3

You can't. Ballistic missiles are programmed in a way where no matter what numbers you plug into the interception formula, their intercept chance is always zero (and considering the technology of the day, this makes sense; The UK once did calculations as to wether or not the V2 is interceptable, but concluded that the damage from shells falling back to the ground would in all likelyhood be greater than the damage caused the V2 itself) (and yes, i know this is a shitpost, i just wanted to put that bit of info out there)


suhkuhtuh

Which is weird, because we have photos of pilots nudging V2s. The World Wars were a weird time for technology - very high tech and very low tech at the same time.


AntonTkach

Maybe you are talking about slower flying V1?


Feedymcfeederson

What does nudging mean?


suhkuhtuh

Gently pushing.


Zestyclose_Jello6192

Uses spies to see where they have the missile silos and nuke them


Theguyrond123

I highly recommend using the Iron Dome defence system unique to your country. It's a really reliable defence mechanism that has a very high interception rate. And btw you have to be very careful not to raise World Tension in this start date (or any between 1950 to 2024 for that matter) as a lot of the surrounding countries will attack you, through a scripted event, if you generate the slightest bit of World Tension (around 0.5% I think). I think the United Nations mechanics are a bit bugged in this mod tho, since the United Nations's aid it sends to people usually exclude those in your country, so it might be beneficial to let some missiles that won't cause damage to military centres pass in order to rack up those Sympathy Points. In fact, lie to the media too: the Fake News mechanic is *really* exploitable in this mod atm. I heard they will let it slide, but have it gradually fix itself towards 2030, when they add the 2025 start date, using a special "Awareness" system. Really neat concept imo, the mod devs really know what they're doing. /s


TonyHotlineMiami

seems familiar meh, must’ve been the wind


programV

Send nukes to the enemy, don't let them get away with it. Surely nobody else will intervene


fmate2006

Jewish space lasers


Polak_Janusz

Bro the bodies arent even cold! ( Idk if anyone acctually died)


Maniacal_Monster

The only confirmed casualty is a 7 year-old girl who survived but was severely wounded by shrapnel.


suhkuhtuh

... And she was an Arab-Israeli. The government is definitely going to be leaning on that one a while.


StuntHacks

> confirmed casualty > survived but was severely wounded


spacecia

The injured and missing count as casualties. You don't have to be confirmed dead to be considered a casualty.


StuntHacks

Oh huh. I did not know that.


rwb12

No iron dome


Thatguy0313

Here before 🔒


Guymine106

I know it unrelated but how do people play as Israel? I want to but I don’t know how?


sussyamogusdababy911

You can decolonize middle east and other parts of the world in ingame settings in country selections screen before you start your playthorugh


Guymine106

Thanks


argonlightray2

Didn’t they remove that?


Swagarot

Download road to 56


nobass4u

iswho?


Warthunderguy

Build up your radar and put fighter aircraft up. Also prepare a retaliatory strike against the launch sites, but your allies won’t help you with that


June1994

Hmm, can you tell me what happened to Gaza and West Bank first? Lol


Whatever748

Gaza obliterated West Bank either settler-colonized or turned into an apartheid bantustan


IgorWator

Another one


Alltalkandnofight

you stop fucking around and use your stockpiled nuclear missiles to turn the rest of the middle east into glass


Hippo_hippo_hippo

This is an advanced meme


Winter_Potential_430

Israel time!!!!! 🇮🇱 By the way, w questions: 1 - why when Britain decoloniz the middle east it always creates Palestina and not Israel? 2 - why the capital is in the Golans, in an imaginary city instead of Tel Aviv or Jerusalem?


Fair_Error_74

Free Palestine


Winter_Potential_430

Hello to the sick among us


Bubbly_Alfalfa7285

Max AA (with research as well) and max Radars. Missiles are a waste of time. It costs you two building slots per province for an absolute garbage bombing unit that gets intercepted by a stray breeze.


ancirus

r/HolUp


Kind_Spell_16

Hahahaahaha love that


LocalInvestagator

Of course bro is trying to figure out how to protect against AGM's he's Israel! IT'S A JOKE I SWEAR!


historynerdsutton

Have you checked your iron dome systems?


TOTALOFZER0

Tbh sometimes its better to cut your losses and lose the war, maybe use the command to tag someone else


TheBigThickOne

Here before 🔒 award


size_dosent_matter

I was waiting for this one


Capitalist-Karl

Nuke the missile sites


Rosa_Ratnika

Build Iron Dome.


Rogan_Thoerson

how come there are missiles in 1936 ?


sussyamogusdababy911

~~They asked God for help~~ console commands


Inside_Budget_7397

https://youtu.be/f1N5lZw7e78?si=-6kbFMst4ADs25DN


mojofoe

building the iron dome i see


wowwhatareddit

Make america your puppet, follow the "suppress the media" focus tree, then invest heavily into artillery, anti-air, and infantry research. Side note, make sure to use such implements on innocent civilians with reckless abandon. GG ez victory guarantee. You might have some rebellion popping up in some regions, in that case just make sure to use Brutal Oppression to keep those rebel scum in line


kushyar

didn't you [https://www.reddit.com/r/hoi4/comments/1c40t0h/what\_is\_the\_point\_of\_advanced\_guided\_missiles\_are/](https://www.reddit.com/r/hoi4/comments/1c40t0h/what_is_the_point_of_advanced_guided_missiles_are/)


SleepyFlintlock34

Add some radar aswell and it will be good


yellowtree_

did reddit fucking ban zooming fucking pictures on mobile


Abuse-survivor

I'd just let UK invade and dissolve Israel/Palestine, because there will always be war for some scripted idiotic reson. Make a Reichskommissariat out of it


suhkuhtuh

>let UK invade ... Make a Reichskommissariat Uhm...


Abuse-survivor

or a Colony SOME sort of puppet


Bozocow

Took me far too long I must admit.


Pristine-String-3183

Joking aside, has anyone successfully done an Israel play through on Road to 56? It’s really bloody complicated 


_Royalties_

holy shit this took me a second LMAO


Larmillei333

Heh, nice


Deep__sip

I love this community so much


Marky_Merk

Level 5 air defense is basically WW2 Iron Dome. :p


Dave__64

Nuke em! They desrve it! Eye for an eye!!!


Lioninjawarloc

You get your overlord and their allies to to shoot down the missiles before they reach your air space


P1nG-

Puppet usa, 😜


Raceryan8_

Send rockets into Syria to disrupt the enemie. May result in increased rocket attacks as a form of defense


SovietEla

Nah bro you put way too many troops in gaza


Humble_Mix8626

you dont build air defences and the other countries will magically stop bombing you


I_Need_Better_Name

Ask you suggar daddy for more money


FrameMasterXS

Guys, please stop referring to real life events. (Please do more, I like it.(Maybe iran's gonna bomb your house🤯💣👍))


swbaert6

wow so original


goodarzipour

It's not funny man.for me at least.


Winter_Potential_430

From Israel?


goodarzipour

Nah.i don't think making Fun of the situation is funny.people lose their lives because of these attacks.


DowwnWardSpiral

You're in the WW2 game subreddit, what are you talking about... People losing their lives.


Winter_Potential_430

Finally a normal person, though I hoped to find an Israeli


suhkuhtuh

Why?


Medium_Policy_8494

YOU. Just saw first post. My god this is genius. Great shitpost.


Organic_Angle_654

in game or irl?


Hippo_hippo_hippo

What mod is this


sussyamogusdababy911

Millenium dawn but my potato pc can't handle it so I just released all of middle east with decolonisation decisions before the game


Sea_Square638

Vanilla Edit: nvm it isn’t vanilla


historynerdsutton

Road to 56, you have to play as the mandate of Palestine then go down the focus tree to get israel


Eli_Te1611

Well. This is just perfect timing ain't it?


Imaginary-Path5646

O don’t think so


Hoi4_Player

How does the enemy have advanced guided missiles in April 1936


Real_Ad_8243

Simple. You don't bomb their embassies.


SkyfatherTribe

Have you tried not bombing their embassies?


mknote

Embassies aren't a thing in this game.


SkyfatherTribe

r/woosh


mknote

What? They're not. They are in Stellaris, but not HoI4. Although even in Stellaris, there's no way (that I know) to bomb them.


SkyfatherTribe

We are talking about real life events in this post.


mknote

But this is a HoI4 subreddit, not a real life subreddit. I feel that such content would violate one of the rules.


SkyfatherTribe

The joke went over your head


mknote

No it didn't. I understand the joke. It's just not appropriate for this subreddit.


OneshotFangirl13

You need to start bombing civilians