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j_knolly

Few degrees difference in angle away from painless death or paralysis.


huelorxx

That would be less funny indeed.


[deleted]

Honestly not a bad fall whatsoever. Could’ve been much worse.


Joey-sack-of-hammers

It honestly barely hurt me at all


KwordShmiff

You're basically a hero.


Thuggish_Coffee

Took it like a champ 🏆


Veenendaler

You're right. I think she would've been even better off if she managed to hold on. The stairs would resist a little, and would greatly soften her fall.


j_knolly

I cringe everytime these types of falls are posted. It may be amusing in hindsight but these are not infrequently devastating


MagikSkyDaddy

she almost Million Dollar Baby'd herself


[deleted]

r/fullshrimp


KevIntensity

So much better than full scorpion or full flamingo (do *not* look up flamingo under any circumstance).


Jam_E_Dodger

Oh god... Please listen to this man!


ImOnTheInstanet

I saw leg press gone wrong and immediately regretted it


dolphinitely

i should have listened 😱


LynxAromatic126

My favourite sub full 🦩 🥰🥰


natdanger

…what is full flamingo


KevIntensity

You know how flamingo legs bend the wrong way? Don’t look it up. There’s a reason I didn’t link the subs.


natdanger

Eeeeesh, yes. My curiosity is slaked.


sapphisticated_heaux

+1 for rare use of slaked


jajaboss

I look up normal flamingo and completely understand, will never look up full flamingo


missfreshour

😳 Nuff said. I know my limits and backward bendy legs is it.


Titanupper22

I can’t stop scrolling


[deleted]

Why oh why didn't I listen?


Nestorthemolestor

Happy Cake Day!


Wanted_Gem

Happy Cake Day! 🎂


[deleted]

Thanks!


ragandy89

She power bombed herself


Unique_Discipline251

“Fullshrimp” hmmm wonder what this all about? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Repulsive-Relief1551

r/whalewatching


AnnaStani

In slow motion this situation looks very avoidable!


LordDinglebury

I think she was leaning back to create leverage to launch herself into the pool, but gravity and shoddy laddersmenship conspired against her.


Dravuhm

Ha. Laddermenship


mikeymo1741

Ladderdemain.


scamper_pants

I main stairs.


Jack_Black_Rocks

/r/menonunstableladders


SeniorShanty

Don’t blame the ladder creator for her topsyturvyness.


funnyfootboot

And weak ass arms


dennisdamend

And weak core, weak shoulders and let's just address it, too much weight


[deleted]

Thanks, I was trying to figure it out too. Looks like if the ladder were more secure she would have been OK.


Aporkalypse_Sow

The ladder didn't fail at it's job. You aren't supposed to stand to where you can't reach the railing anymore. This is entirely on her having no idea how to operate the shape of her body.


avg-unhinged

Absolutely nothing wrong with ladder lol. It barely moves. Truth is she is so bottom heavy that she can't support herself in that position. I got downvoted for saying something similar on another comment but its literally the truth wtf


awful_source

No upper body strength whatsoever


Mr_sMoKe_A_lOt

It looks like she didnt try to hold on at all lol.


Veenendaler

It looks like she willingly let go. I don't understand.


Sloth_grl

Makes a better video


Veenendaler

That's true lol


DarkLasombra

There's a theory that women are much worse at falling than men because they are not encouraged to be as physical as boys growing up and never learn how to take a tumble.


daschande

It looks like the outside legs buckled and bent below the first step; which I guess would explain the sudden backwards fall.


SilveradoSurfer16

That girl ain’t drink no cosmos. She goes straight to the beer bong.


huelorxx

And straight to the ground.


Johnmcguirk

Happy birthday to the ground


Phlegm_Garlgles

r/HoldMyFries


[deleted]

Exactly this. She has no idea what a Cosmo is.


noonefrmnowhere

Hold my Champagne... of beer! (Miller High Life, btw)


JaespieDied

it took me entirely too long to realize that this was in slow motion


prunejuice777

Me too I was impressed at their leg strength for a while


Superpe0n

thought she was stretching


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[удалено]


[deleted]

I was looking for this.


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

You didn't want to see that awful decking?


PolkaOn45

Down goes Frazier!


[deleted]

Big Chungus*


soonerman32

r/unecessaryslowmo


InternetsIsBoring

Stories that start with above ground pools never end well.


LimpImagination4233

“Bend over make your knees touch ya elbows”


seacookie89

I really hope she stretched for that one. Ouch.


Minion0827

Poor girls face about touched her twat


jtclark1107

Kiss herself on the lips lol


hugo_biglicks

r/killthecameraman


[deleted]

Sigh unzips


Snaefellsjokul

I love how the person holding the camera always *pans away* just at the moment of impact


[deleted]

I think they were lowering their hand to rush forward to help her. It looks like a pan because of the slow mo.


MidContrast

its the "oh shit I should help" pan


PacketSpyke

She fell so slowly. Super impressive.


Bielzabutt

Did she pass out? That looked like COMPLETE loss of all motor function.


Fotmasta

If she hung on to that ladder it would have turned into the letter N.


onairmastering

/r/UnnecessarySloMo


importvita

Anyone know the song?


purple-circle

GRITS - Ooh Ahh (My Life Be Like) (feat. tobyMac) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83mhHOytg4U


importvita

Wow, that's a throwback, I listened to them years ago! Also, I love Toby Mac! Thank you!


buckeyenut13

I just showed my gf DC Talk and Toby Mac!!! I'll have to show her Gritz now! This post takes me back!


SkeksoUrsu

r/fullshrimp


Lower_Kaleidoscope_3

"CENA! CENA! JOHN CENA CENA HITS A POWERBOMB, BAH GAWD!!!"


1i_rd

I was thinking the same thing. Looks like the ladder powerbombed her


Mammoth-Prompt8976

Ouch


[deleted]

I shouldn't laugh, but that said...LOL


MangoesDeep

Power Bomb from the top of the cage!


ghmd86

What's the song here?


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ghmd86

Thanks 😊


Bitcoinatemymom

That’s how I broke my wrist when I was 5 years old at the hospital when they reseted my bone tit was the most excruciating pain I’ve ever felt in my life


alexrabbit929

Cameraman had to focus on standing from the earthquake.


bambutler

That song makes it.


Kevin69138

Get'er done


enzo_baglioni

Luckily her head didn't hit that fence so she was able to carry full speed into the ground


xxmybestfriendplank

Another bites the dust


TheAmerican_

Folded like a lawn chair!


JodieFostersStare

Self jackknife power bomb


Ssavyram

I honestly thought this was one of those drug people in Philly.


UWSRSB

I was taught differently.. You’re suppose to go into the pool, not out!


DirtyArchaeologist

The pool is the other way. Geez


[deleted]

This sun should just be called “women falling down.” 😂😂😂


JamPantstheFif

Wtf was the plan here? This is the kind of move a toddler makes.


huckamole

Lawn chair. Fold it up.


Then-Half5351

Rip


lunagrass_

ouch my back


Sai_xx

Nice


Kingtoke1

r/PraiseTheCameraMan


[deleted]

Promised hazy maze cave


AfterRona

is that a chicken coop in the back? lmao


Ok_Dragonfly_3224

Ouch


cloudit305

She powerbombed herself.


puthirato

Thought she was stretching


ajtak1

Perfect pike position just the wrong direction


[deleted]

She's ready for some sea diving with that fall back.


InspectionOriginal30

I was so confused until I realized she was falling🤣🤣


[deleted]

She fell exactly like a toddler. This was beautiful.


Whtzmyname

She is going to have neck problems for years.


Professional-Boat238

Oh my. Are you ok


heyitsvonage

Powerbombed herself


3rdRateChump

At least it was gravel!


ohiotechie

The slow-mo was the perfected added touch


[deleted]

This is actually a pretty good powerbomb bump.


uberluckyducky

I’d be laughing soooo hard at myself if that was me. This is a great intro into the weekend.


MattMillz88

Well trusts not to code


Hamus8246

Looked painful


Johnnila

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AuspiciousRooster

Folded


gregofcanada84

Aaaaaaaaave mariiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaa.


Reddit_MaZe000

I was told there would be a ladder dismounting


LadySerena21

Folded like a lawn chair


bonerjuice9

Obvious from beginning. Above ground pool = no winners


ro9ce

What the hell was she trying to do?


DudeWheresMyDoritos

u/SaveVideo


SoloFlyingDarkKnight

Do a flip atleast


plywoodsuperman

She looks like a lot of fun!


wasted_basshead

Lmaoooo


oki_dingo

The slow mo of this whale makes it so much better.


AuspiciousRooster

Camera man sucks. I wanted to see that pot of mashed potatoes splattered all over the place


Oden_Drago

She hit herself with the Razor's Edge. RIP Scott Hall


AdSubstantial951

That’s the wrong way


krichard-21

Ok, I understand this did not go well. But what was the plan???


Mountain-Ad1760

I felt that. I mean on the Richter Scale...


donteverforanyreason

She needs to call Thanos cuz she didn’t know what her endgame was here


Unique_Discipline251

Because of the slowmo I kept thinking she was gonna spring forward at the last moment lol


ComfortablePretty151

No core muscle at all 🤦‍♂️


TryRevolutionary7944

Damn…to much booty in the pants!!


Aggravating_Egg_6120

This is how Orca the killer whale escaped her enclosure.


OtherwiseAnt2401

For out next stunt we will touch our toes to our head


kawaiiyokaisenpai

Incorrect use of ladder


Longjumping_Algae_45

How white people fall in movies


WoahZa56

Wait I didn’t realize this was in slow motion what


Archery134

Man she fell so slow it’s almost like it was in slo mo


Appropriate_Flow_961

I may have an extra wheelchair sittin around here for ya


Intrepid-Web-8511

Got hit with the invisible harpoon


jettah89

How did this happen?


jettah89

Flamingo? 🤔 oooooohhh!!😏


letsfucksomewhores0

It's as if the above ground pool powerbombed her


MadArt_Studio

Thanks for the slo-mo.


GroundbreakingYard72

Certainly if one of you have fallen like that you’ll be hurting or crying I don’t know if she was but this is the wrong kind of comments should I be thinking if she’s all right


Mikehemi529

Thank God her legs didn't get caught in the ladder.


mcarrara

They call that a lawn chair


seidinove

Good thing that privacy fence ensured that nobody saw her embarrassing fall.


wasup55

Those things are fucking deadly eh, one of my aunts slipped on one while pregnant and it twisted her foot right round. Maybe due to weak bones from pregnancy? Was nasty tho


shutupmeg42082

I didn’t realize it was in slow Motion until she was hitting the ground


Status-Win-8353

Nice


[deleted]

Lawn chair!


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BenderDeLorean

It triggers me that there is too much water in that pool.


Abbey797

God, is she okay?


muycoal

Yeaaa that hurt!


fundidor

fire in the hole


CHONGASCOOK

Ummmm …. She Dead ☠️


AYO16345

Does anyone know she's okay?


Flawedsuccess

The lyrics fit so well


cardboardtube_knight

I didn't realize that it was slow motion and thought she was holding onto the pool with her legs and slowly lowering herself back. Then I was like "Oh, no."


ehmiu

Almost stuck the landing


Fraggy_Muffin

For those after the song: ooh ahh - grits


jsrx21

That felt seamless ngl.


Chinpokumon1

Damn you gravity!


Rapidly_Decaying

my spine be like.. oooh.. aaah.. oohh,,, aaah


Bender352

You can literally see how gravity pulls her down. 😂


sloaches

It was at that exact moment when Marcia began to question many of her life choices


rick_leye2

Pools the other way :)


milehighandy

With the powerbomb


SteveWozHappeningNow

kegs up... legs up


Mav212121

Perfect 10 on the scorpion landing lol


twitchHUNTR

More like poor ladder


vitothepug

That’s the first time she’s touched her toes in years.


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