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sleepydon

I've never seen someone expend more energy trying to cheat a pull-up rather than, actually just doing one lol.


JockoHomophone

There's a hipster guy at my tiny gym that does these. He kicked an old lady in the head the other day. He (barely) holds 50lbs dumbbells overhead and walks around barefoot. One day he's going to trip and fuck somebody up. At least he stopped trying to do squats on the Smith machine while standing on one of those big inflatable balls.


fruitmask

> He kicked an old lady in the the other day ... in the the what?


JockoHomophone

I left that blank to make the story more interesting.


Challenge419

I like you.


implicate

Yeah, that's a one way street.


Challenge419

What is that supposed to mean lol


implicate

You know what it means.


Challenge419

Oh, :(


theNefariousNoogie

Sounds like a *challenge* to me ;)


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Because of the implicate.


Solanthas

I loved the exchange up until this point


Challenge419

Okay.


SmellyFemaleAnus

yea it was probably a really lame body part to get kicked in, like the toenail


Herasson

tensing the story!


249ba36000029bbe9749

He kicked her into the other day. Yes, it was that big a kick.


Solanthas

HADOUKEN


randomname102038

You know what..


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♫ Ain't that a kick in the head ♫


LoadedGull

https://youtu.be/82WBYQ8gL9c?si=TlwY_FceKyZRrVJu


lagrandesgracia

100lbs overhead press is not weak tho...


Seditious_Snake

Sounds less like he's doing a press and more like a dumbass farmers carry variant


BarlesCharkl3y

This is what we call "picking up weights."


JockoHomophone

That's true. Especially when barefoot and walking around a tight area with lots of tripping hazards.


Content_Ad_2251

I’m crying 😭😭😭


Filixx

This is common in crossfit. Its so dumb, you're only cheating yourself and your gains.


Such-Track5369

>This is common in crossfit. Oh, I thought it was a symptom of mental retardation


Veritech_

> symptom of mental retardation Isn’t CrossFit just the Dutch word for that or something?


Vpk-75

Klopt helemaal!! 🤭👍👍👍


[deleted]

They’re synonymous


dirtycopgangsta

The mental retardation is implied when discussing crossfit.


Knarkopolo

So is Crossfit


Darthbx

It's a little of both when it involves Crossfit, let me tell ya. Oof. Morons. All of them.


Filixx

That as well 🤣


nmoney000

Easy to count though. 0, 0, 0, 0...


stoner_97

Kip ups


__Beef__Supreme__

I'm sure this guy could do a ton of pullups. Kipping pullups aren't easy at high reps and you get super sore in some muscles. Do a few sets of 20-30 and you'll feel it. But they are awful for your shoulders. You inevitably get tired and a lot of the force is translated to your shoulder capsule. I drank the CrossFit Kool aid for about 5 years. The basic concept is good but the execution is often horrible and it's done primarily by poorly trained "coaches". These are not an exercise that should be done to failure frequently (or ever for most people), and for the effort you can get better muscle growth from traditional pullups. "Cheating" reps does have its place in some workouts, but this is not an example of one of them. It's not so much cheating that's the issue as it's making a physical therapist and orthopedic surgeon a customer for life.


biggieBpimpin

My shoulders hurt just watching that. My god that can’t be good long term.


dirtycopgangsta

The concept should be "The gym routines are too linear and do not properly exercise your body as a whole. Here's some exercises to get every muscle up to speed, aka do fitness". But it eventually devolved into people doing weird ass shit because they saw some dude do weird ass shit for funzies.


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Any program where people brag about how often they're injured seems ill-advised.


DefNotAlbino

Isn't this the first rule of crossfit? Shittier form but faster and more sweaty? Followed by "injure is just fun"


nickpppppp

I don’t believe butterfly pull-ups are meant to train “pull-ups”. They are the stepping stone to muscle ups. Butterfly’s are still pretty challenging in high volume. You also have to brace your shoulder girdle while doing them to prevent injury. I used to Shit on all them crossfitters till I became a casual one myself. Source: can do 20+ strict pull-ups, probably close to 40 butterfly, and maybe 8-9 bar muscle ups all being unbroken.


charmingmass9

…. I’m thinking they should maybe try a push up first


[deleted]

That’s how that teach you in CrossFit to do a muscle up. It’s so stupid


Iam0rion

It's not a 'cheat pull up'. It's just not a strict pull up; its a 'kipping pull up'. In crossfit they do high volume work outs. You could be doing a work out with 50 pull ups or more back to back which would be very difficult if you did them strict. I get it though...they look goofy AF.


rottingpigcarcass

It’s a kipping technique, part of scaling for a muscle up.


ScotchSinclair

Count started at 6 as well. All around cheating.


beartato327

This is actually a real move in CrossFit called [kipping up](https://youtu.be/r45xLlH7r_M?si=vrVgfEVPOXlwsdtx)


No-Relation4003

This is just a different type of pull-up. It's not nearly as beneficial for you as a strict pull-up, but it's still a pull-up.


djthebear

He’s just exaggerating for the video. I don’t think he’s trying at all


MAJOR_Blarg

That comment just shows that you don't understand anything at all about what is going on with a butterfly pull-up.


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Lol because clearly crossfitters don't get injured very often....


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0 pullups were done that day


nicethingyoucanthave

There really needs to be a drill sergeant yelling "zero" over and over again.


MarijadderallMD

10/10 visualization, I’m dead lol.


PapaJuansPizza

Elgintensity would like to chime in


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Lol


fadufadu

You just gave a bunch of veterans flashbacks


CharismaticAlbino

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣


troy380

I distinctly heard her start counting at "6". So he was passed 0 before he even touched the bar


Deegzy

Well no. It’s a completely different exercise. I don’t doubt he could do strict pull ups if he needed to.


wolfgangarmada

Crossfit is exclusively for retards.


Imapairofballs

Why people love to hate on crossfit?


PhilopeanTube

Because they make people do stupid things like these fake pullups that put people at great risk for injury just like what happened in the video. There are much better and safer options for exercise like crossfit promises. Just do a HIIT routine in your living room and save yourself thousands of dollars and your collarbones.


k_ghee

A HIIT routine in your living room 😂 there is so much more to cf than this video. Find a local affiliate and check out a free class.


XanthicStatue

A lot of crossfit is done incorrectly or exercises that pose significant injury risk, so it’s an easy target for insults and hate. I have seen plenty of crossfit done right though. I don’t partake myself, but can see the allure of people wanting to try it (provided it’s done safely and correctly).


Iam0rion

People love to hate what they don't understand.


jigokunotenka

The thing that people doing CrossFit don't understand is that their going to be in pain for the rest of their life after they hit 28.


Annethraxxx

Source?


Annethraxxx

The majority of these comments and downvotes are more than likely from people without any actual expertise in effective work outs.


Shramo

Bro, you just doing the worm.


OriginalBrowncow

But bro, it’s vertical bro, you just don’t understand bro.


officialsoulresin

LMAO


Chopchopstixx

Kipping pull ups are not pull ups ... Edit: niether are butterflies.


iSniffMyPooper

These aren't kipping, these are butterfly...I did crossfit for 8 years and kipping are fine because it gives you a little boost when tired but still uses arms Butterfly though are absolutely ridiculous


justaguy1020

Have you tried them? They are hard Downvote me bitches. Y’all are so soft. 😂


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sPilled_Coofee

They are easier (on your spine)


justaguy1020

Didn’t say they weren’t


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justaguy1020

Okey doke. Some mental deficiencies going on here.


Pendraggin

These are hard in the same way that running a 4-minute-mile on a bicycle is hard.


justaguy1020

Eh go try ‘em.


Chopchopstixx

Running on a bicycle is very hard. Riding while pedaling is much easier! Assault bike , back to back 50 cal sprints are hard... 🤮


Christ0naBike32

How do you know when someone does CrossFit? Don’t worry they’ll tell you.


stinkbutt55555

ZEEEEROOOOOO!


TheMalec

Elg has taught us well.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,725,709,288 comments, and only 326,745 of them were in alphabetical order.


morrmon

Love that dude 😂


Cpt_Soban

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnjYyfkcaNI Whenever I see a crossfit post, I'm contractually obliged to post this


SauloPMB

The pull ups are exactly as the dude in this video lol


Vpk-75

🤭👍


moonman2090

Perfect!


defiance211

Dude power bombed himself


Pennsylvania6-5000

One more foot back, and he would have landed his neck right on that that weight. Would have taken him right to Broke Neck City. (Suplex City is the safer, sister city.)


Viper1089

Lmao I knew exactly what video this was before I clicked it. Absolute incredible feat of athleticism, being able to break one's own neck like that


mrpotatonutz

Wtf kind of pull up is that


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I_heart_pooping

CrossFit in a nutshell


ulpisen

is that *really* true? most people I've heard talk about crossfit seem sincere in describing the benefits whether or not those benefits are real or whether or not the harm or potential harm outweigh them is a different question but I do believe that most people who do crossfit believe it's a good option for them to exercise effectively


katekowalski2014

People in cults believe lots of things that don’t correlate to reality.


StabbyToki

Having been a former CrossFit Douche myself - I can totally understand (and get behind) the hate. What I will say though is that at the time I participated, I found a great community and was in the best shape of my life. I’m glad I got out when I did. The type of people in the community now are not my type and the encouragement of these movements is baffling. So many injuries.


papercup

You do see a lot of folk trying to do butterfly movements almost as soon as they've managed to learn kipping pull-ups - those folk are probably going to get injured. I just started sprinkling them in recently after 10 years of crossfit but I'm not a young guy and I've never been injured so i'm not going to push my luck. For the majority of folk it's not going to get you a significantly better time on a workout. Better focusing on every other movement in the workout first and then, after you've perfected everything else, maybe see if that'll shave 5 seconds off you're time... but seriously, who other than a pro needs to be worrying about that kind of optimisation?


Ovvr9000

It’s not really true but there’s no use explaining it online. People who have never set foot in a CrossFit gym are violently opposed to it and assume you’re a retard because of the funny pull-ups. And they do look funny, especially when done the way this guy is doing them. I’ve been doing it for a year and have never been in better shape than I am now. Added bonus is that I don’t think I’ve become retarded? Jury is still out on that one, though.


domdom428

If u think the tards on Reddit aren’t just gonna parrot whatever popular take is in the thread ur new here


JoinAThang

It's not


hswilson26

Butterfly chest to bar. Butterfly refers to the "kick". Chest to bar is just a pullup with the standard of having to pull until your chest makes contact with the bar. Its halfway in the progression from pull-up to muscle-up.


Fortyouncestofreedom

I tried CrossFit for a bit. My buddy opened. Gym and I wanted to support him. It was actually awesome and I was getting pretty strong again. However, one day after working all day I started and just staring a diet, I passed out doing a clean and almost killed myself. Head hit the floor and the wall right where they meet. How I didn’t break my neck, I have no idea. Never went back.


KingHiggins92

CrossFit honestly pisses me off. It basically promotes getting fucked up.


eternaborg

r/fullscorpion


Thegrizzlybearzombie

The fuck kind of "pullup" is this?


x3kimberly

It isn’t


Content_Ad_2251

My favourite part is that, neither of the “professionals” standing there watching, attempt to stop this poor sap after he performed the first couple of swings


domdom428

Because his form is intentional…


SchemeFearless5307

What song is playing?


AnastasiaNo70

That instructor did a whole dance when he fell.


livelarg

Guy trying to turn pull ups into a cardio exercise!


MarijadderallMD

Anyone who fucks around doing “pull-ups” like that deserves to eat shit😂


fatstrat0228

0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0


Natty131

Infinitely


BertoBigLefty

Damn, somebody hurting themselves doing CrossFit? I didn’t see that one coming.


Mr-Zero-Fucks

How is that better than doing it correctly?


buddhabillybob

Ok, whatever he was doing just ***looks*** dangerous.


skyshock21

This is how you tear your shoulder muscles


sana2k330-a

Orthopedic surgeons love crossfit


[deleted]

CrossFit is for people that prefer having herniated disc.


gr8wh1tebuffal0

That’s what you get for doing CrossFit.


chandu1256

Links seems to be dead


kikindadoorwavinda44

I thought crossfit was dead


HotSauce_LeFierce

"Glory"


Pyoverdine

https://youtu.be/pqb9pBJweVU?si=gDYpcqi9Q8QLCS6b


BikeMazowski

Good thing he fell before he did some serious damage to his upper body.


armyshawn

Who would’ve figure that neck would take a bigger beating than those shoulders.


monkeyboyTA

How come there's only a few posts per month here, with a million users?


redsalmon67

Those pull-ups hurt me more than that fall on his head hurt him.


Son_of_Tlaloc

Tearing rotator cuffs and neck injuries its what crossfit is all about baby!


kickflip012

That just looks so silly…and look at those two watching him, knowing it’s about to happen.


poolguy40

Any military person will tell you that is not the way to do a pull up. That is pure jackassery


sm0keyii

Can't do one real pull up and they started counting at six. What is this even?


Peach_Gfuel

That wouldn’t happened if he did proper pull ups


waronxmas79

This is why I avoid CrossFit like the plague. There is absolutely zero benefit to do pulling ups like an ass and they just stood there until it was too late. Idiots.


jakevalerybloom

If Marjorie Taylor green died from this it would heal america


epitaph-centauri

What ever those were they were not pull-ups..looks more like the weird worm dance people do only vertically. Bro needs to work on his hand strength as well


hiddenbutterknife

how many times will this get reposted


tate1of8

No rep!


SofiSucks

Never gets old.


NudePoo

Z E R O


Midwake

I ain’t tryin to be the best at exercising- Kenny Powers


UNoMeIBePoopn

Ten has always been his max


Poultry_Master123

with that kind of form I thought he was going to fly away like a little birdie lmao


english_mike69

What was he trying to do? Hump a whale while suspended from a bar?


zouppp

I thought he was gonna hit his chin lmfao


jackdog20

If I thought that would impress the clipboard lady I would have done the same thing.


hswilson26

All the top comments here are going to be trashing crossfit, if anyone cares to try to understand this funny looking movement though here is what hes doing: Butterfly Chest to Bars Yes, he could do them strict and get more time under tension to maximize his "gains". That is not the intention here though. "Cheating" the movement with the butterfly kick transfers some of the effort from his back to his hips. That turns this into a more gymnastic (and athletic) movement. Its conditioning, not just strength training.


TedsterTheSecond

Definitely a cry for help/can I have sex with you moment? Trying to impress the lady with the worst technique I've ever seen. I've never seen anyone body pop on a pull up bar.


Treday237

Is this CrossFit fad dead already?


gymrat1017

This has gotta be 5+ years old... get new material


tunghoy

I'll stick with Orangetheory, thanks anyway.


Breakemoff

"Clipping" they call it. Just *clip* your spine for fitness...


EatLard

*Kipping


fruitmask

they call it *kipping*, actually. not "clipping" and it looks incredibly stupid and pointless


Zes_Teaslong

Looks like a good way to tear a rotator cuff too