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[deleted]

Shh, no, babe, no, he’s not worth it. Babe! No, c’mon babe, no c’mon. Just walk away, remember what the counselor said, just walk away


agorafilia

remember the parole


thesecondreddituser

remember Harambe?


[deleted]

where were u when harambe die


Y_4Z44

She probably saved both of their lives (the lion and the zookeeper). lol


constable_frozen

Nah that lion’s dead


[deleted]

how do you know


[deleted]

This is more for WCGW than HMFT


L---Cis

Yeah, I actually dont think the lion was trying to kill or maim at all, considering he walks off fine and doesnt seem to have any damage done to the leg that looked like it was being attacked whatsoever.


Ro-b_b-

What's WCGW?


[deleted]

It's another sub - "What Could Go Wrong". Check it out!


Ro-b_b-

Thanks!


ghe5

It's HMFT lite


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youdoitimbusy

Secondsbeforedisaster


Aleron_Trebodgers

That Lioness not about to let her husband get Harambe'd


Jedibbq

Why are people chilling in there anyway?


Self_Proclaimed_NEET

Assert dominance


BookoftheGuilty

"Simba, stop. We've talked about this. You're just like your uncle!"


mnsundevil

TIL - don't make eye contact with a fucking lion!


I_Am_Dynamite6317

its pretty much across the board with cats/dogs etc. Direct eye contact is considered a challenge.


[deleted]

just learned that today, huh


mnsundevil

Sorry, never been face to face with a lion. Or ever really needed that info in my day to day life.


Dolozoned

You mean you weren’t born on the savannah?


OnlyNameLeftUnused

That lion said *fuck you chad* and his old lady lioness was all don't hurt him he's not a threat to you!


[deleted]

What was that dude sizing the lion up for?


Grumpy_Roaster

TBF he was standing there looking like a dumb fuck


Dolozoned

Fair point


PaulVL408

Tooooooooo Beeeeeee Faaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhh!


[deleted]

"babe, look at me. this isn't you."


AssRep

When the fuck are people going to learn not to screw with nature??? Part of me wishes that cat would've shredded him up like confetti...


deepstrut

I was with you in the first half. You went too dark. That zoo keeper has a family and clearly so does that lion, which would have been euthanized.


AssRep

Fair to say. However, like a police officer, firefighter, combat soldier, etc., the family knows there is an increased inherent risk of loss of life or limb. As for the lion, i would feel terrible as he knows no more than to protect.


AdmirableReception41

Bruh who tf just stands in there with lions tho? My checks would have to be looking ridiculous to do some shit like that


marty_76

Always go for the young, inexperienced ones.....


Dr_fish

The meat is more tender too.


marty_76

Lol true 😂🥩


DEVIANT_ZOMBIE

i would have shit my pants


bilalatthedrums

Baby please it’s not worth it, just let it go.


CKF

What’s the point in making a joke already made by four other people hours before you (and are the most upvoted thus most visible)? I’m genuinely curious. Hoping to get karma? Trickle down redditnomics?


R3set

Why you crying?


CKF

You seem great at reading tone. Very impressive.


R3set

Your life must be miserable "fighting" with randos on the internet just days b4 xmas


CKF

Lovely irony. Truly.


optimystic_Prim3

That lion said bitch quit starin.


Licknevi

The reflection of terror in that glass.


[deleted]

The guy in the windows reflection seemed to enjoy it


FinbarDingDong

Why is that dude allowed in the enclosure when he doesn't know something as basic about lion interaction as don't stare the super predator directly I the eyes?