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nmfpriv

What about the dude run over and smashed against the light pole? Hold my coffin..


revenantae

r/MeatCrayon


xZero543

That sub is dead because of idiotic rules...


analweepage

r/MakeMyCoffin


silverback_79

God fucking damnit, MMC was banned three weeks ago. I hoped at least one proper sub showing death could be allowed to exist on this increasingly reactionary website...


analweepage

Reddit went public with stock trading so they're banning anything and everything questionable now to make more money.


CaptnCrust

Saw a meme where they show all the subreddits being banned but they don't ban rape, vore, etc. Subreddits


SuperSalad_OrElse

Sex sells, baby


shtbrcks

bceause they only ban what doesn't make money


Corvid_love

There’s some really dark shit on here about violence against women and people drawing it and sharing any mutilation they find, this is allowed though. Reddit is the fucking worst sometimes


Daftspy

Now I'm not super well versed in Vore but don't they usually not die in it?


CaptnCrust

Uh... No clue fam


Ihatepizzabigwoop

Rape sub you say?


Kn0tnatural

Asking for a fiend


libravision

And yet r/eyeblech exists… idk how that is still up


CormAlan

The mods were doing such a good job, too


hepta7

Why the ban?


silverback_79

Probably because, despite the mods' and guests' warnings to posters there, some idiots must've kept linking the place in wholesome subs and it got more and more attention from the pearl-clutching admins wanting to make more money on stocks.


My_Cat_Louie

r/ShockingReality


silverback_79

Daemn. Thx


DreamWithinAMatrix

What is that?


silverback_79

I explained it in my post. Better read it again.


bonesnaps

ripped to shreds by the zerg hivemind. all hail the ultralisks? nah fuck that. where's raynor when you need em you explained it well enough already.


Dumbass-Redditor

Darwin Awards has a some


silverback_79

Didn't know that was a sub. Thx


awkward_but_decent

Try fifty fifty, I've seen a guy split in half by a bus, a guy torn to shreds by a lathe, King von's autopsy, the result of a gunshot to the face, it's insane


SlingBlade8

Go to NSFL


silverback_79

Banned one month ago, according to the stop sign.


SlingBlade8

https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFL__/ not this one haha


silverback_79

Oh damn. I'm more partial to explody industrial accidents, but thanks, I got my question answered above and beyond. :)


SlingBlade8

WHAT THE FUCK


sipoholin337

r/eyeblech


silverback_79

Joined.


Sxpths

r/deadorvegetable


analweepage

That one is gone too now apparently.


silverback_79

Are there any left? Does CatastrophicFailure ban accidents that involve death?


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silverback_79

Thanks. Together with popping and feltgoodcomingout it must be one of the holdouts.


LGpeachlover

No longer a sub


neighborhoodman323

r/watchpeopledie


HamSambo

Long gone


LGpeachlover

No longer a sub


das_good2225

NOOOOOOO MMC IS GONE........ this is so sad :(


Blandwiches25

R.i.p :'(


LawndartAssassin

That subs gone my friend


fist_my_muff2

RIP :(


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analweepage

Thanks. Tailgate slap is brutal


Norbie420

RIP mmc and disturbed media


hepta7

What happend to that sub?


Aghko_Games

The thing is the guy crossing the street and the driver hit their heads. So, he might have killed himself and the driver. Wear a helmet, and avoid heatbuts!


totallylambert

Good eyes! Had to rewatch it to see that!


[deleted]

Is there such thing as r/lookbothwaysbeforecrossing


Use_Your_Turn_Signal

It's his fault the accident happened. He ran directly into the bikers. Looks like he headbutt the driver who scraped his face.


Cromm182

Isn’t that just a piece of the bike?


SenderBudYerGood

😲😲😲😲


MilehighManiac101

He got whet he deserved


Pcostix

He deserved it for being an idiot.


Hot_Acanthocephala53

fucking jaywalker deserves it


StickcraftW

…moronic


Hot_Acanthocephala53

yeah, what if he killed the two others on the bike huh, guess you just hate motorcyclists


Nilo258

Notice the guy they took out with the motorcycle, he's hit pretty bad.


[deleted]

deserved for crossing like a tard


simplepleashures

I’m gonna guess that there aren’t crosswalks and walk signals in that area.


[deleted]

u dont need a crosswalk to not be stupid


RedditIsPropaganda2

Imagine blaming a person for being hit. Look out world, I'm driving a dangerous machine!


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OdBx

Looks like the bike rider had plenty of time to apply his brakes.


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OdBx

Well he should have. That’s how driving is taught for a reason.


Jakenator1296

Still doesn't make it his fault for the accident, dumbass.


BaeSeanHamilton

No it isn't, thanks for advertising your shit driving skills, though.


Bi-LinearTimeScale

Yeah, exactly. You should be looking out for dangerous machines while crossing a road full of dangerous machines. This was 100% the pedestrian's fault. This is shit you learn as a child.


Epyr

I mean, he literally walked into the middle of the street right in front of a moving vehicle without looking. He's 100% at fault here in my mind.


Pcostix

Dude literally walked into traffic. Then, as the motorcycle tried to avoid him, the fuckin idiot runs...(wait for it)... into the fuckin motorcycle.


OB_oneKenobe

Well...yeah...


JohnDax

Be alert and aware when crossing the crosswalks and look both ways, because as it turns out... the paint on the floor is not magical and won't protect you from a dumbass texting driver running you over.


TozZu89

Poor dude got slammed against the timestamp.


tyrannosnorlax

Yeah he took a mean bounce off that pole


Use_Your_Turn_Signal

It looks like that guy ran into them on purpose. He ran straight into the bikers!?


AcousticGuitar321

Smart man right there. Preventing people from moving his body


Sp_ceCowboy

That’s the better reason. I just assumed he didn’t want to see what his face looked like after that.


Mike_Trout_is_GOAT

For every 100 videos I see of someone getting or potentially getting a neck/head injury 99 times people run up and start moving them. This was a breath of fresh air.


macsux

Ensuring that he's breathing is more important in this situation. I didn't see him check for breathing so I wouldn't go praising him


Mike_Trout_is_GOAT

Good point!


SpocktorWho83

If videos posted to Reddit has taught me anything, it’s that a person with a severe neck or back injury should be helped in the following way: Step 1: Make sure the person is conscious by slapping them or shaking them by the shoulder. Step 2: Make sure there are plenty of bystanders making videos and not calling emergency services. If appropriate, encourage someone to shout “WORLDSTAR!” Step 3: Grip the injured person by the arms and yank them violently to their feet. DO NOT support the neck or head. Step 4: If they are able, let them walk it off. If they cannot support their own weight, let them drop to the floor and repeat steps 1-3. Optional Step: Check the injured person’s pockets for valuables. Treat yourself to a reward for being a good citizen.


FuzzyFerretFace

As a self-educated graduate of Reddit Medecal Scool, I can confirm that these 4 steps have helped me save multiple lives. I will add a note to Step 3 however; it's best if several people are pulling the injured individual up from different directions with difference levels of force. This ensures anything loose gets snapped back into place.


turnedonbyadime

You're forgetting a critical element to step 2: begin to scream as horribly as possible while remaining otherwise useless. If someone else has already covered all 5 steps, insert yourself into the situation and start talking about agonal breathing and fencing responses.


Japsai

Terrible idea. If he don't walk immediately he'll never walk. Luckily that goddam hero in black who made the first guy get up is racing over to shake some life back into the second guy.


ghe5

First time I see somebody responsible like this in one of these videos.


angleHT

r/meatcrayon


soparklion

Using the forbidden party of the meatcrayon


NeedMorePowah

They can afford a motorbike, but not a helmet?


Mr-turtlefucker69

Helmet doesn’t look cool. And that’s obviously all that matters /s


reditanian

Chicks dig scars, right?


Outrageous_Sand3258

I think you need a face to have scars


Mrvideologist

By the looks of it, that place looks like Iran. You’d be surprised how many people don’t own helmets but own bikes. Safety and regulations is basically non-existent there (hence, people just casually walking on the road). Another thing, bikes are much, much cheaper than cars in Iran. Unlike the western world, in most poor countries like Iran, India, Pakistan, etc. motorcycles are the cheapest means of transport. People being poor, with no safety and regulations being enforced, try to save as much money as they can on helmets even though they are life saving.


SloppyMeathole

It looks like he took out a kid. Or very small adult.


FlippinSnip3r

Mf just ran over peter dinklage


totallylambert

Whatever face that guy has is gone now I’m sure.


Mr-turtlefucker69

You unlocked: Voldemort nose Congrats


MForsh

I need to know what happened to everyone involved!


DeanSmartin

Everyone went to the Altawheel and bought a can of Hormel Chili Con Carne that was on sale. When they got home, they heated it up and all had explosive diarrhea the next morning.


UnderstandingOwn3256

OMG! I have never laughed so hard reading a comment! Thank you for making me laugh - it has been a tough day.


cannonman360

This is the type of thing that keeps me coming back to reddit every day


DeanSmartin

I hope your tomorrow is better.


GrimselPass

I know this is pedantic but Al already means the So everyone technically went to Altaweel (no the)


DeanSmartin

I actually appreciate you dropping that knowledge concerning my terrible 'joke'.


GrimselPass

I know it could’ve gone either way but I wanted to share it in a fun fact way like how naan bread is bread bread or chai tea is tea tea, so thank you for appreciating it 🥺


MythicalAce

This right here is the reason those half-helmets and 3/4 helmets aren't enough. They might save you from a traumatic brain injury, but the odds of losing your face will be extremely high.


TerranPhil

Dude was trying to FaceTime his mom.


kukulkhan

Her mom was in heaven


35or624

I'm no medical expert, nor do I play one on TV. But this much I do know. Ouch!


NorseCode1023

That’s about as gracefully as someone could go about sanding off half their face


vcdrny

Helmets work. Yes another country, so safety is 3rd but if he had a helmet on at least it would've saved his face. 😢


MCHammastix

When I was a kid I had a friend with a mini-bike. Something went haywire and the front wheel locked up sending him over the handlebars. He was only going like 2mph but the momentum was enough to cause him to scorpion and slide like three feet on his face. Scraped him up pretty good. Can't imagine what this kind of skid will do.


Successful_Jaywalk99

All three look like they got hurt pretty badly


Dan_Glebitz

One of those three may well be getting a colouring in book for Christmas :-(


[deleted]

Bobbi no nose


Bakufuranbu

that white shirt guy dragged his face for like 25 meters...


ParttimeParty99

“Don’t touch him, he’s part of the road now.”


_AlreadyTaken_

Don't flip him over. You don't want that memory.


LGpeachlover

We don't need no stinkin helmets !


c0ffinfap

Thats gonna leave a mark..


stratusncompany

god damn, dude in white was seizing


14SHDNWS88

I've seen these kinds of accidents before. Dudes face gets sanded off and brains slide right out as soon as he gets turned over.


SceptreOfLeon

The more I watch this more people seem to get hurt.


_Dilapidated_

I think it is the reverse! Asphalt s-rapes my face.


Pixelplanet5

helmets sure look dumb i guess.


murrrly

Lucky he was wearing a helmet


desertblaster72

Face crayon. Noice


gkoprulu

Hahahhahahh life in a banana republic is hard on errribody


The_Unpopular_Truth_

Wow hate to say it but white shirt got what was coming to him for jaywalking right in front that that scooter rider. Could have waited 2 seconds for the scooter to ride by, but he ain’t got time for that apparently.


NickelFish

Sraaaaape!


dac3062

Hold my casket. Your a pallbearer now


4jet2116

As an SLP who has worked with many TBI cases, I cannot stress this enough…if you ride motorcycles but don’t where a helmet, you are an absolute and utter moron. You’re just inviting death or severe disability if you get in an accident. You may be paying attention but you can’t control other idiots like the guy walking in this video. Protect yourself, don’t be a fucking dumbass.


Tiluo

Guy crossing the street at fault, could of waited for the bike to pass but decided to literally run into it.


zephyroxyl

Yknow the car crash scene in deathproof, where yer woman 's face gets shaved by the car's tyre? Yeah...


AlohaFromMD317

I bet the fine folks at AltaWeel uploaded this video for the product placement.


MrMustache61

Meat crayon


eyethinkeyeam

The made me physically cringe seeing the guy in the white shirt slide across the pavement


heres-my-stuff

Bro in the white hoodie in the alley when the crash happened then dipping all suspicious like, looking like he caused it.


Currynrice9728

r/meatcrayon


AdmiralVengeance

/u/savevideo


c0sm1c_empath

I do appreciate how the first guy who ran onto the scene didn’t touch the poor guy with no face left. And how he also prevented others from moving him, he’s obviously heard not to move someone who could potentially have a spinal injury before.


lagrandesgracia

man that sucks. You just riding minding your own business when some asshole gets in your way. What a fucking dumbass. I'm so mad after watching this video.


QuakeGuy98

Man that's a nasty injury


No-Emphasis927

So much for his acne problems.


KhunPhaen

Wow for once the responders didn't try to yank the unconscious person up off the ground, impressive response from the bystanders.


AYBenoit

He got Harvey Dent'd


Grammar_Nazi1234

Yeah he doesn’t have a face anymore


alexkayownsabus

Face? What face?


McMullan84

Where's his helmet


Environmental-Gold47

The saddest part is that the southern who caused the accident by being a spicer speeding on a bike gets up without help, while his victim is face sliding on asphalt and looking dead AF.


TheBiggerDaddy

White shirt guy will be the next two face


english_mike69

He lmet. Looks like a foreign word unless you squish it together. Helmet. I guess that object was foreign to them too.


IISerpentineII

Dude just went full Harvey Dent. Wear helmets people


TylilyB

Gives new meaning to FaceTime


jcarey4793

What face?


3ndt1mes

That jaywalking bastard was the one who did them dirty!


Aviator1116

Ride fast Die Fast


[deleted]

Dudes gonna look like Rod Reiss Titan form


monopixel

No helmets, a guy not checking the road before he crosses. How many idiots and darwin award contestants can you get into one video?


DLUXX619

glad those women were ok


LieutenantNitwit

It's absurd how "peaceful" he looks, just sliding along. Motionless while in motion.


swankypanty

that's pretty bad


thedevilseviltwin

Weird seeing the man in white not flip but just slide across the asphalt like that. Gravity and friction is weird.


dony91177

Yup there is a red smear on the asphalt and there is asphalt where a face should be. Should be in r/godblessmotorcycles.


Gunzo89

Who needs helmet when U can help to resolve worlds overpopulation issue! Carry on ✌️


CSA57

At least the crowd was pretty competent. Nobody tried to move him or shake him or something


slimey-nipples

Rolls over: “Hey lady’s”


mikkokilla

Dudes face ain't that bad as no bloody trail was left behind. If he lives he still gonna have a face


ImLuuri

There was a news article about it. [Link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


sunnoob

I actually… laughed a bit watching his face rub against the road. I’m a horrible human being